I liked the last thread, seeing what kinda tastes my fellow robots had, so let's get another one going. Here's the template.
Here's mine. Just to get the thread going.
I'l post mine again because I didn't get any (you)'s (Or even any spam to my throwaway)
>>28126261
>Not assertive
>Not confident
>Not athletic
have mercy on your soul
>>28126526
Huh, well I messed up on the assertive. I'm certainly not the other two, maybe someone will take pity on me.
>>28126468
You seem pretty accepting of pretty much everything.
>>28126741
You saying I seem desperate? I-I'm not d-d-desperate
>two of these threads
Now I'm twice as likely to get a (You)
>>28126810
Not desperate lol, I really do mean accepting. Some anons are just really picky fuckers.
>>28127048
I tend to find a lot of physical attributes attractive, and I've come to find that it's hard to judge people on their opinions/views etc... so I'd like to think im pretty open to all that shit
>>28126187
holy fuck the autism has reached critical levels
>>28127147
Dude what fucking board are you on? Of course we are.
>>28126187
Mine. No contact details yet.
>>28127866
Is a dark skinned latina a good or bad thing for you?
>>28127866
>/pol/
>Christian
lel
>>28127147
Spotted the new guy.
>>28128190
and devoted to it too...
>>28128233
>Christian
>le tainted
lel just stop
posting my extremely original chart with some highly original text
>>28128318
USA... feels bad man
gf i command you to come to me
>>28128124
Bad. Latin must be northern spanish exclusively.
>>28128190
>/pol/
>christian
>atheist
Pick all of these, it's a pretty simple symbiosis over there.
>>28128318
Never stick you're dick in crazy
dont really care about replies i just like filling these outif you match feel free to reply though
-things not filled out dont matter
>>28128453
I'll try to remember that.
bump
making it is taking longer than expected
>>28126187
Can you guess my main board?
>>28129942
/pol/ probably
please be my companion
only stick figures
>>28128453
She's not crazy, boring girls only say that to hide that fact that they're boring. If anything, she's probably just bitchy and changes her mind a lot, but to appear like she's not just a regular whore she hides under the guise of crazy.
>>28130579
>implying I don't see a weekly therapist and biweekly psychiatrist
>implying I don't take Effexor, Lamictal, Ativan, Haldol, and trazodone every day
>implying I've not been diagnosed with BPD, PSTD, and an unspecified mood disorder
hahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAaaa go fuck yourself
just want one person to be lazy or motivated with
>>28128318
>tfw you never meet the requirements for chicks that are age appropriate
>>28130997
w-what didn't you meet?
it's an "ideal" qt thread of course I'd never find someone that 100% matches me.
>tfw no age appropriate bf
everyone on this shitty board is 19.
>>28128318
Uhrg why do they all want libruls.
You do realise life is unfair and no amount of whining and idealism is going to unseat the rich from their power right?
I fit everything else though too bad I'm not in the states.
>I will never even remotely be anyone's ideal
When will someone finally kill me?
>>28131077
I'm too short, not too crazy, really really want kids, and a slew of other not very favorables.
You have good taste in movies though.
want my qt right now familia
>>28131504
that's too bad about the kids, height isn't a super huge factor though.
but kids are just wack.
>>28131711
>kids are just wack
Disgusting kill yourself
>>28131711
Yeah. It's a shame, like you said everyone's fuckin 18-20 and doesn't live in this area. Best of luck to us both I guess.
>>28131736
>>28131711
>>28131504
>liking kids
how you people can tolerate those little sacks of disease and noise I'll never understand. Not even whiteknighting they're just terrible imho
>>28132006
this desu
wanting kids is the most normie thing I ever heard of
you have to take them to school, to events, to playdates, you have to help them with their social problems, watch out for their best interests, you have to talk to their teachers and the parents of their friends. they suck up time and money and give you shitty diapers and teenage angst.
I would not bother myself with that kind of garbage.
>>28132006
And your opinion is wrong and you're wrong
Go away
>>28132079
I agree with you, they completely ruin any sense of freedom you have. What if you want to travel? What if you had your own desires?
>tfw no qt gf to marry and laugh at normies with kids
>>28132125
No need to be mean, we all have our own feelings. Some people hate kids and some people are driven by their biological imperative to have them
>>28132216
>we all have our own feelings
And yours are wrong and everyone who feels like you do should be shot
>>28132282
Why? We don't procreate or anything, theoretically we get bred out. I already got a vasectomy so how am I hurting you? Are you afraid that my disdain for brats will cause your future qt to hate them too or something?
>>28132282
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
>>28132006
Having dealt with much younger cousins that looked up to me while growing up, and then other cousins sons, it's just kind of always been something I wanted. That feeling of knowing you're helping them learn about the world in a decent manner and seeing them change their behavior to be more like you is one of the most rewarding things I've felt. I think it would be amazing to raise a child and watch them turn into a respectable adult, give them direction that I was never given, etc.
>>28132404
Your picture is correct no matter how mockingly you try to frame it
I'm right you're wrong
>>28132216
You were on the mark until
>tfw no qt gf to marry
Don't fall for the marriage meme.
>tfw no girlfriend to live with and do whatever we want
>>28132440
He was never on the mark
Really he ought to just kill himself
>>28132411
>That feeling of knowing you're helping them learn about the world in a decent manner and seeing them change their behavior to be more like you is one of the most rewarding things I've felt.
this is the most narcissistic thing I have ever read regarding raising children.
>I just want to raise them to think exactly what I think and be exactly like me! then when people say my kid is cute I can feel good about myself!
people like you shouldn't raise kids.
>>28132493
He didn't say anything wrong
It feels nice to mold future generations
>>28132440
>wanting to be with someone too afraid to commit to you
It's like you're ASKING to be cucked by jamal or something.
>>28132473
Do you want a hug? I feel like you need some sort of hug
>>28132411
That's very admirable of you and that's why I'll never mock anybody for wanting children. I just personally feel nothing but negativity from children themselves, not to mention the overwhelming fear and repulsion towards the responsibility and life changes they cause.
>>28132542
>wanting to be with someone too afraid to commit to you
Who said anything about *them* being the ones too afraid?
>>28131225
>ds3
Which boss did you have the most trouble with? My friend got fairly frustrated with that stormgod.
>>28129942
What era of history do you prefer?
>>28132573
>not willing to commit to a relationship
>wondering why he can't get a gf
Don't tell me you fell for the "girls like it when you ignore them" meme
>tfw no one ever replies to you
Why do i even try
>>28132832
Which one are you, I ain't no qt. But I am man.
more than one color is for normies
>>28132886
I dont want a pity reply.
>>28132605
>Which boss did you have the most trouble with
I'm not sure how far through the game I am, but I came across Old Demon King and I can already tell I'm going to have a lot of trouble with him, he's optional though. Haven't really had trouble with any others yet.
>>28132629
You'd be skeptical of marriage too if your mother cheated on your father, then left him to be with an old college boyfriend just before your father was diagnosed with terminal cancer, then called him a loser to your face on so many occasions that you had to tell her to stop.
>>28133011
Fuck me, (not the same one you responded to) I can totally get that. But that's just because your family's relationship was bad. Maybe if you meet the right girl, you'll change your mind.
>>28133011
You don't kill a chicken because of one bad egg anon, but I understand that it scarred you. Hopefully someday you meet a nice qt that will help you get over your fears
>>28132919
Sorry m8, was trying to help.
>>28126261
Damn. You really have an age preference. Why no lit?
>>28126468
>Amazonians-Need-Apply.png
>>28127866
>games
>childbearing
>housework
I lol'd.
>>28128318
>pets, no children
Aren't they like the same thing?
I kid.
>>28128387
Someone needs to combine yours with OPs template.
>no jews
You don't want a low-interest mortgage? Also, why don't you care about sex?
>>28128454
>dont really care about replies i just like filling these out
Iktf.
>>28129942
>140lbs
>6'3" - 6'4"
You need to eat a bit, m8. I'm 5'7" at 130 lbs and I think I'm too thin for my health.
>>28130446
Would your parents be pissed if you ended up with an English chick?
>>28130551
(You) How's your day been?
>>28130838
Do you actually practice any of those martial arts?
>>28131225
:(
>>28131565
>soccer
Muh nigga
>>28132605
>women's soccer
Only for dat ass...
>>28132912
>none
>on /r9k/
>>28133268
>Muh nigga
Why doesn't my chart ever attract women, fellow robot?
>>28133268
I have an age preference because I just want to grow up with someone you know? I'd feel like, if someone was that much older than me, I'd feel awkward. Also, I like reading but I don't really have favorites.
>>28133361
Realistically speaking, /r9k/ is a predominantly male. On top of that, the board is international despite being American-dominated; further compounded by the fact that the USA is a geographically massive country. Then you have to take into account the fact that most fembots aren't going to come to this thread and way fewer will respond. It's like playing a lottery if it was free but limited to one ticket per person. Fun to play, but very unrealistic to win. You'd have better chances IRL.
>>28133457
>You'd have better chances IRL.
t-thanks
>>28133442
Yeah, I know how you feel. In fact, if you maximize mine, I specifically state the same thing at the bottom. I used to care a lot about a woman being my age or younger until I nearly moved in with one of my former neighbors(I was in a rooming house) who I adored. She's about 4 or 5 years my senior.
>>28133442
Women die later than men so it's better for you to be younger tbqh
Adolf Trump and Cuckold Sanders, who will win?
>>28133485
That image is a pretty good reply desu. But seriously, that's the reality. Might want to take up a female-dominated hobby if you're looking for chicks. Or just one that's not a sausage fest. Or college.
>>28133517
Probably Trump since Sanders has been losing his critical KFC vote against Clinton.
Also, are you Milo?
>>28133591
Nope.
Which is yours faggot I want to criticize your shit taste in vidya. I'm bukkake bro on /v/ and /a/.
>>28133654
I'm >>28133268
Criticize away. I don't play much vidya anymore although I'm open to playing with other people if they come over or something like that.
>>28133268
>(You) How's your day been?
hi! day was pretty good, but starting in the evening im super busy for the next 2 weeks ;_;
but I've made some popcorn and im working on stuff.
what about yours?
>>28133695
It's been a lazy Monday. Did nothing really. I'm just not looking forward to getting dragged out tomorrow to maybe-sort-of have sex with someone I find utterly unattractive. I thought it'd be fine to have a fwb relationship just to tide me over and well... I picked one of the few people who I don't really like that much. My standards btw. I have a 2/10 latched onto me and I don't know how to let her go without completely destroying her.
But yeah, I think I'm going to drink the last couple hundred mL of Captain Morgan that I have while rewatching The Finest Hours.
What's keeping you busy for the next 2 weeks? Work? Finals?
>>28133268
>>28133692
>knights of the old republic
Nevermind I'd buy you a beer.
Yeah I know what you mean. I don't play online stuff anymore, I just play on the weekends to pass time and on the weekdays go back to lifting the feels away. Not even /fit/ could remove this pain.
>>28126261
Id buy you a beer
>>28126468
got lazy at reading the text shit does mine look like that? ah fuck it
>>28126819
If you're a twink or look feminine I'd fuck you
>>28127866
>games
>housework
>childbearing
My sides, they've left my plate.
>>28128318
Quite specific, also
>WoW
>ever
>>28128387
>tv
>the flash
You mean the cuck because the director needed to have his shit slapped to the days of old comics and back
>>28128454
fag
>>28129942
/mlp/, or maybe /lgbt/
>>28130551
>has his own chart
Kill ys my man :^)
>>28133493
I'm open for anything, if I meet the right person and they happen to be older than me, then that's fine by me.
yooooooooo
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>>28134001
Love the art style.
>>28134066
Gracias :^)
aksl;jdaszz
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>>28133870
>I don't play online stuff anymore, I just play on the weekends to pass time and on the weekdays go back to lifting the feels away. Not even /fit/ could remove this pain.
What feels? Just the typical "getting older" feels?
>>28133948
Gotcha.
>>28134001
>Canada
My condolences.
>racing sim
I miss NFS: Hot Pursuit now.
>>28133870
>has his own chart
pls think of something else I want to have my feelings hurt. not my chart
>>28133843
yep finals. No advice about your 2/10, sorry :|
original post
Sorry for shit size
>max filesize is 2mb
>>28133870
>If you're a twink or look feminine I'd fuck you
Thanks?
>>28134272
No jews 4 u?
>>28134377
Jews are fine as long as they never /ever/ fucking bring it up.
Threw this one together.
together blux.
>>28135060
so why is paganism acceptable to you?
what can i lose?
>>28135540
It's mostly just half-assed folk worship. I can live with it. It's quaint even.
I did this in paint sorry for the cancer folks...
>>28136163
>Age >18
>"folks"
>thinks paint is the cancer
Oh boy, ladd-o, I have some news for you.
anyone here been messaged from this thread?
Of course not.
bloxblox
>>28136864
why do we even bother.
>>28137140
>Why do we even bother
Maybe someone will get lucky.
>>28128318
tfw i'm 19 but fit most of this shit outside of location / age
still play WoW? haven't played since MoP but i've been meaning to check out the new xpac
>>28131504
>>28131711
who the fuck wants kids
>>28137305
People who need something to fulfill their lives?
>>28137448
Get a fucking fish.
>>28137497
But people are too beta to get bettas. ayy meme
>>28137448
>2016
>living past 30
lmao
>>28137557
I'm forced to agree with you on this anon.
