>girl sits next to you
>she starts preening and playing with her hair while lightly shaking her leg with her foot pointed upwards
>>28125516
>sit one seat across a girl
>she moves next to you
>she acts like she is just drawing something on the desk but the side of her hand is touching yours
>she has a bf
why
>girls sits next to you
>she unzips your pants and starts stroking your cock until you cum
>>28125591
I think you are not interpreting her behaviour correctly. Hands touching doesn't mean that she wants your spunk all over her.
>sit next to girl
>she immediately gets up and sits somewhere else
>>28125516
>girl sits next to you
>breath manually
>>28125516
>girl sits next to you on the bus
>starts fucking herself with footlong dildo attached to cordless drill
>her pussy spray gets on you
Why do women do this?
>>28125593
why is leonardo dicaprio so red
>>28125644
How should i interpret it? Also she looked me straight in the eyes for like 10 seconds or more.
Another time we had to work something on a computer and she hugged me out of the blue.
>girl sits next to you
>don't talk to her
>completely ignore her
>tilt body completely away from her as to make sure that she doesn't get the wrong impression
>>28125654
>>28125654
Yes, I know this feel.
Let her suit herself.
>>28125742
Sounds like a lovely girl, but that is no evidence of her wanting to fuck you.
>>28125747
I thought I would be the only one to completely ignore her
which 1 is it
>>28125779
i didn't even say she wanted to fuck me anyway why are you trying so hard
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>>28125516
>girl sits next to you
>Her blood pressure spikes to 144
>Heart rate rises to 100
>Displays prominent lordosis behaviour
> Activation of several neurophyshological tic responses, trichophilia, oral fixation behaviour.
> Subconscious display of social submission, she lays at your feet, belly up.
>She lets you pat her belly, touching all 6 of her spiky, black nipples.
> Giggles contently and wags her tail
>tfw she was a hyena the whole time
>>28125864
Well then lets settle this dispute.
You should still hit on her, though.
Or don't, if you respect her boyfriend.
Or still do it.
I don't care.
>>28125929
her bf is a very big guy though and i am a manlet what if he and his mates beat me up
i don't give a shit though i would enjoy cucking him
>>28125961
>what if he and his mates beat me up
Pull off their masks.
>>28125961
buy an asp
>>28125961
>Tfw a knew a couple like this
once I tried to touch the girl's boobs and her fucking 6'4 refrigerator mode boyfriend came up to me and was like "get the fuck out of here before I knock your teeth out, kid"
>>28125988
But wouldn't they die
>>28126009
No, but it would certainly be extremely painful.
>>28125742
girls always do this kind of signalling when they want you to do something.
or shes just playing games, like girls love to do.
best option is to just have fun with it.
if your a sperg you wont be able to do that though.
>>28125909
a holes a hole
>>28126076
John Henry said to his captain
>>28125998
batton? i might need a fucking gun, i am a scrawny 5'7 guy and her bf is tall and kinda buff too
>>28126004
i have the sneaking suspicion that she might enjoy that
>>28126055
so what does she want and what should i do, i really want to bang her, she is hot
>>28126165
my father told me that jabbing someone in the clavicle with one is really effective.
(while collapsed) into one clavicle and drag across the chest diagonally then into the other clavicle the same way. then extend it and hit in the back of the knee to bring them down.
>>28125714
I dunno if anyone will read this or believe me, but during highschool a sort of rachet white girl on the bus home from school got herself off with vaginal beads or something when I sat next to her.
She had the window seat. I never got a proper look, but I remember seeing some sort of lube/saliva/pussy snot on her fingers and on her toy.
In retrospect, I definitely should have made a move. We could have been Jack and Jill that entire school year (she stopped riding the bus after that year, I think).
We would sit in the back of the bus and she would fondle my teenage cock while I massaged her carnal lips and nubile clit and occasionally dipped my fingers in her honey pot and tight asshole.
That seriously could have happened. I would probably come over to her house sometimes and have all-night fuck sessions on various drugs, too...After cumming for the 15th time, we'd smoke a few bowls together, pop some xanax, and then just uninhibitedly snuggle for hours until we fall asleep in each other's youthful embrace.
>>28126403
thing is the town is rather small and if he has friends, and he probably does they know my uni and where i live so even if i somehow beat him up they only need to gang up on me at some point to fuck me up and i have no one to back me up
>>28125961
he was a big guy for you maybe
>>28127132
this is one of the reasons why i want to fuck his gf so bad, not only because she is hot but because by cumming inside her i will win not only for myself but for every downtrodden manlet out there
>Fat, smelly, unkempt nerd sits next to you
>He starts analyzing the minutiae of your behavior, scrutinizing your every move in order to find something, anything, that could possibly indicate that he may not be entirely repulsive.
>He finds nothing and makes shit up on the internet when he gets home.
>>28125685
>read post
>breath manually
why have you done this to me
