I keep seeing 17 year olds driving around my town in brand new Peugeot 208s that mummy and daddy bought them listening to Stormzy on full blast.
I fucking love Sussex.
>>28125182
>I fucking love Sussex.
Are you talking about my sussex, bruv?please be a qt 2d girl
>>28125221
Shit senpai, where you at?
>>28125292
The only good town in sus, you know which one famalam
>>28125310
>good town in sussex
I feel like this is a trick. Haywards Heath is alright. Is that you?
I'm East Grinstead myself.
>>28125361
Close, a bit further west though. Mild weather we're having
>>28125449
Gotta be Horsham.
>>28125513
> 4chan knows where you live
>>28125182
> tfw I live in essex, just end it all now oxfam
>>28125539
AAyyyjust to let you know, horsham is not good
>>28125576
I know senpai, there are no weaboo chix herejust to let you know, I sometimes go to east grinstead just to take a shit in the park
>>28125571
Look at the bright side m8, you can always kill yourself.
Fucking hate the UK myself. Everywhere outside of some parts of London is just a never ending suburban hellhole.
>>28125613
Better fucking not be mount noddy, I walk my dog there.
>>28125642
hmmm, intriguing information anonymous grinsteader
>>28125726
>mfw some autist goes around mount noddy shouting REEEEE at people with dogs until he finds me
Do it faggot
Sounds like Horsham in a nutshell
Sussex lad here too desu
>>28125781
You'll know it's me because of my naruto headband and larp gear.tfw you live next to cuckfield
>>28125816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ak1e_lg_WY
where ya from nigga
At least there's hardly any Niggers here
Why are british names so gay? "m8 I'm from tinklewickleshireshamhaven"
You're not from Crawleystan are you?
>>28125872
Rusper, lad. Country bumpkin.
>>28125886
You're mistaking Britain with North England. Anything north of the thames doesn't count mate.
>>28125615
Those are shemaghs you fuck.
Originalllllly
I didn't know I was surrounded by so many robots. Do you all want to meet up in the library and talk about qts
>>28125886
Anglo-Saxon master language. Deal with it.
>>28125951
We could all go to Billingshurst and hunt in the woods
Fuck there's a lot of Sussex lads here now. Need to organise a meet with our 2016 plate cars and listen to London grime in a Tesco carpark while drinking strongbow.
>>28126008
I'd rather steal from the local co-op with the lads then record my next grime track
>>28125984
I'd rather go to Crawleystan and burn down some mosques to be quite honest.
>>28126062
>tfw every time I walk into the co op some pikey is nicking shampoo
Some day I'll gob him one, lads
I'm 23 and I'm still terrified of driving but I live in a place where it's impossible to hold a job without driving
kill me
>>28125182
Your fault for being fucking born you faggothaunted_wojack.jpeg
>>28126113
>"gob him one"
found the merican' lads
>comfy life in Sussex village
>no need to work when house and inheritance handed to you on a plate
>no pikeys
>no noise
She's the life, lads
How about all us LADS (lads) meet up at nandos 5 o clock tomorrow for some wings and banter
>>28126222
I see you're not familiar with the vernacular of my quaint sussex townnice trips
Who's going to list the best and worst towns then
>>28126296
Crowborough > Horsham > Haywards Heath > East Grinstead > Everywhere else Brighton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crawley
