>back in high school
>in cafeteria
>school shooting goes down
>what do you do?
>how do you use it to your advantage?
>>28124889
I wonder if any kids came to school high that day
"Dude, oh fuck"
TOSS ME THE GUN ANONS I WANT TO SHOOT THESE FUCKING NORMALFAGS TOO
Join them of course.
Beta pride worldwide
Always concealed a ruger lcp in my pocket in highschool because I wasn't about to be shot by a school shooter. If they were within range I would obviously shoot them from cover. Even though I save everyone I would be arrested for my concealed gun in a school.
>>28124990
only that last part is true
Run directly at them
>people will assume I was being heroic, mummy will be able to think proudly of me
>I don't have to be alive anymore
all the benefits of suicide with none of the shame desu
If we vastly outnumber them I would attempt to instigate a zerg rush, otherwise hide.
>>28125031
Sad..but noble
>>28124889
Would've probably known the shooters..
So I'd give them a nod and casually walk out as they execute the normies
Reloadoriginal comment please mister
i'm not in school so i don't have this problem
if i was in school i'd fucking run shelter in place is stupid and i don't trust the cops to save me
we meet face to face i'd probably panic and get shot oh well bad luck
>>28125080
Yeah fucking right. They bullied betas like you. They would see you wave and then put a bullet in your thick beta skull.
>>28124889
keep myself low, since im a bit of a fucking loser i assume they'd go easy on me
probably just loot the bodies in all the chaos to buy a new computer
>>28125277
There was a guy that the Columbine shooters spared because he was nice to them. I forgot his name but I watched a documentary on it awhile back.
>>28124889
I am white, so I have the gun.
>>28125306
>shots being fired by spergs
>bombs going off everywhere
>dead bodies everywhere, hundreds of normies screaming and running in fear in all directions
>in the mist off all the chaos some autist is looting the bodies and stealthily picking their phone passwords
>>28124889
>find the best hiding spot possible in a packed classroom
>let the shooters come in, do their business and kill all the normies in sight
>when I'm sure the coast is clear and they're busy tearing up the rest of the school, climb out of hiding
>unzip pants
>fuck every corpse in the room raw
>give myself an injury to disguise the blood all over my crotch
>play dead until help arrives
>>28124889
yell out LET ME HELP YOU KILL THESE FAGGOTS
>>28125378
>black people don't have guns
>"whites are responsible for the shootings"
>doesn't realize that white do the amount of shooting proportionate to their race
okey-dokey Michael Moore
there was a shooting alarm when I was a junior, I was all alone hiding under a table with my oneitus.
Nothing happened, I couldn't even use a literal daydream scenario.
>>28125410
>they shoot you cause they have no reason to trust you
>>28125031
they recognize you as a robot/loser and would shoot the chad near you. even when wanting to die, chad still gets what you want =/, kek
>>28125436
I'd still be happy I want to die anyways, I'd say thanks hero after they shoot me and I'm dying
>sit by myself and hope i get shot in the head
>>28125031
All the benefits of suicide without the negative stigma on your family.
>>28125031
>>28125471
I mean you would still be judged as a retard for attacking them severely out-matched and with no real plan
Which means people would crack jokes that maybe it's better the bloodline died with you
>implying I'm not killing all normies with them
>>28125334
I got you family, here's a transcript
I honestly would just ask them to end me right then and there, or I would wait until they killed themselves then see if there's any extra ammo for me to die withmaybe even try to smuggle a gun out to use later
I could be fun to join them but I'm a neet skelly, what could I do?
>Join them
They seem like cool doods
Try to survive
Seriously, you're not gonna get any ass in this situation. Girls wouldn't flock to a beta for protection, even if you were the only guy in the room.
And no one will give you any sympathy pussy.
>>28125848
>then make it quick
Which would have printed him to do it slowly if he already had it out for you
>>28126415
*prompted
Fucking shitty faggot phone
>>28124940
It was 420. They must have.
Even funnier, there were probably people who skipped school to get high and found out about it later.
Fucking imagine that feeling.
I'm in the library away from the cafeteria because I pocketed my lunch money in secret for the last two years of highschool
far away enough from the cafeteria that I'd be safe
feels good in hindsight man
put pipe bombs near all the exits, tell the kids i'm taking them hostage and to all go to one side of the cafeteria before shooting
ask them whether they believe in the new or the old gods
>stay still and hope they don't detect motion
>>28124889
Run towards all the normal fags and use them as cover.
>>28126732
I'd try my best to use all the popular kids as cover. I don't care if it involves shoving the Stacey whores and throwing them behind me. No way I'm gonna just let them shoot me. Fuck everybody else.
Point out the kid who burned their patch
>>28124889
>it's my chance
>get fully nude
>get painfully erect
>shove my balls in stacys mouth with my cock on her nose
>I maintain that position until the shooter bursts through the door
>shoot a vile mixture of semen and urin from the attacker
>he drops his gun
>day saved
>look down at Stacy
>looks like
>*put on sunglasses*
>my balls are in your mouth
>"raising fighting spirit" playing in the background
>>28124889
get shot and killed hopefully
>leave through one of the two million sidedoors
>take the bus home
>play some runescape with my buddies and try (with minimal effort) to convince my parents that I'm emotionally traumatized
>they wouldn't buy it because I'm not a pussy bitch
it wouldn't be a big deal desu
>>28124977
They'd just shoot you :^)
>>28127138
heh...nothing personal...kiddo
unoriginal postage stamp
>>28127249
holy fucking shit
amusementblox
>>28127249
quality shitposting
senpai its breti gud
>>28125031
>people talking about me like if I was some kind of hero
>I'm just a bitter fuck
I dunno anon.
