>tfw haven't talked to a female in 6 months besides my mom
god i wish that happened to me
i wish i could just never talk to a girl again
actually i wish all my communication was just online. that would be perfect, its the only place i am not a complete fuckup
>>28124636
I haven't had a significant conversation with a female peer for at least a decade now. I'm only 18. Prospects aren't looking so good for a gf.
>>28124636
You probably had chances, you just never took them. I doubt you'd even know what to say to a female anyway.
>>28124759
Shut the fuck up normie, I never had a chance.
I'm not even 20 haven't had a female acquaintance in over a decade. I also haven't had a conversation with a female who I'm not related to in 5 years. Feels good desu because women will make things up about you, call you a creep etc. if you're not an extroverted energetic type person so I actively avoid them.
>>28124636
I talked to a female for the first time in some years a few days ago when out shopping for tendies cause i couldn't afford delivery.
She was one of dem sales people and called out to me "If you're bored I'll talk to you" because I was wearing a shirt that says BORED with a sad face.
I held my spaghetti together pretty well... for about 3 minutes and I ran out of things to say and stood there staring at the ground until she said she had to get back to work.
I feel like if I could've kept up the facade just a little bit longer i could of got a number.
Maybe there's hope for me after all?
>>28124636
>haven't talekd to another human being in months
>go buy my shit up
>qt starts asking shit to me
>try to talk, voicecracks and stutters like a retard
>she asks me if I'm alright
>"s-sorry I just have a cold"
>she smiles then leave
>it's sunny a fuck outside
fuck.
>>28124636
I love that pepe gif so much
>have crush on a girl in work
>her female colleague enters my office to make coffee
>try and act non-spergy by saying hello to her passing
>approach her
>begin to say "Morning" but my throat jams and I only get one or two letters out
>she says "morning" in a quick, assertive voice
>not sure if she heard me say it already so just clear my throat instead
>she walks quickly away
I fucked up the most basic aspect of human interaction.
>>28124636
They're all over this fucking board gaylord.
Reply to any post it's like a 50/50 chance.
>>28125257
Replying to 4chan posts isn't talking, autist.
>no female interaction for months
>finally got hired
>turns out the workplace is full of women
>starting tomorrow
