Answer me this, how does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian gf with a tiny vag?
This makes me so mad.
I pretty much have a carbon copy of this guy's body and I've never even fucked a girl.
Can any fembots tell me whether this is an acceptable body for the purpose of procreation? I'm trying to get into slightly better shape but don't know whether it's even worth it.
By the time they see your dick you're already fucking retard and that's not a micro dick so they'll still smash. Fix the other parts of you that actually matter.
>>28122123
>Answer me this, how does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian gf with a tiny vag?
He most likely has a much better face than. He probably has a job, social skills, etc, unlike you as well.
>>28122123
also the face is the only thing that matters if you aren't fat. why do robots like you not realize this.
>>28122123
I believe that is a before and after shot of a man who has become a transgender woman
He isn't in horrible shape, just looks like a regular dude. And it isn't like she is super banging either.
>>28122123
>Answer me this, how does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian gf with a tiny vag?
he has a decently large penis. his body isnt atrocious. he probably has a nice face and has ambitions. kys faggot
You dont need to be in great shape, just have a normal body, which he has. His dick is average, or a bit above. He probably doesn't spend 16 hours a day inside.
She looks quite regular as well. There isn't anything physically out standing or bad about either of these people.
>>28122159
How the fuck can I fix being shy and awkward?
>>28122169
Face not withstanding, those other things sound like hard work.
>>28122186
Fuck, I don't have a good jawline. If I lose weight will that make a big difference?
>>28122245
Kek, I don't think the surgeons are that good yet.
>>28122258
She's in shape, isn't hairy and isn't a roastie, that's all I want.
>>28122293
Uh, he looks like a dicklet, just like me.
>>28122327
Average is just a more polite way of saying dicklet.
As for her, like I said, at least she looks like she takes care of herself. I want to finger her tiny vag while I suck on her long toes.
>>28122123
The guy in that pic has 6 but more likely 7 inch cock. Since when was 6 inches dicklet tier?
>>28122610
>Fuck, I don't have a good jawline.
Get surgery.
>>28122682
That seems expensive and painful.
If I lose 10-15 pounds will that make my face leaner and bring out my jawline? I'm not a compete jawlet but I want it more defined.
>>28122610
>he looks like a dicklet
Porn has warped your perceptions friendo. I would hazard that my dick is not even as big as that guys and I have slept with 10+ women, one night stands and the occasional gf. My body is actually even more skinnyfat than that guys too
>>28122712
How the fuck should I know? what's your current weight and body fat? not like jaw is the only thing that makes you ugly either way. there are many reasons a face is unappealing.
>>28122610
>Average is just a more polite way of saying dicklet.
No it isn't. Do you think dicks have to either be FUCKHUGE, or tiny? That is not the case, and is severely skewed way of thinking. I'm starting to realize why you're a loner faggot with no asiangf
>suck on her long toes
Too bad faggot, this "dicklet" has her all to himself.
>>28122764
What are you doing on this board if you've slept with 10+ chicks?
>>28122769
I'm 5'9" 160lbs right now.
I don't think my face is that bad but I have chubby cheeks.
>>28122815
I just figured anything under 7" is considered dicklet status.
>>28122123
wtf is wrong with me?
the only thing I want to do is play with her feet
>>28122123
Is there anyone here who's actually touched a girls feet irl? How big do you think her feet are? They look kinda long for a small azn, I can't decide if they're nice feet or not.
All you need is a good face, decent body, and good personality. Honestly you don't even need those, you just need to make the girl think you're a catch.
>>28122293
>>28122327
>>28122642
>>28122764
>>28122815
all these dicklets rationalizing
>>28123977
>All you need is a good face, decent body, and good personality.
>all you need
That's asking quite a bit don't you think?
>>28122123
how big is that cock you think?
>>28122123
Ya the bodies fine anonymouse
>>28124519
I'm guessing 5-5.5 inches.
OP what do you mean dicklet? That guy is fucking huge, I feel like I'm half his girth and he's got probably 3 inches length on me
>>28122123
Why is his ballsack so tight? Shouldn't it be hanging lower if you're out in the sun like that?
>>28124663
no man, my dick is 5 inches
his looks like 8
>>28124701
good god man, you must have a tiny schlong
>>28124769
no, it's like 5 inches see here this is me >>28124764
>>28124793
>it's like 5 inches
exactly, you have a tiny dick, so does the guy in op's pic
>tfw you are a dicklet
>tfw you are ugly
>tfw you are a manlet
>tfw even ugly normies get gfs
>tfw no matter how much you better yourself, you will never get a gf
Feels bad.
>>28124960
I know that feel tbqh
>>28122123
I think that guy is pretty good looking, what's everyone talking about?
>>28125205
What makes him good looking to you? Are you a girl? I'm a slightly chubbier version of him.
>>28125279
I'm not a girl, but I'd prefer him to a muscle bound chad
>>28125352
Do Chads have mustaches now?
>>28124735
Not everyone has low hangers. Or he could be cold.
Plus his balls look very plump, probably about to bust a load.
what the fuck is wrong with her big toe?
>>28126451
she's probably just wiggling her toes around when the pic was snapped, my gf was always doing weird things with her toes
or she's a mutant
>>28122123
Maybe he spends his time asking women out instead of calling them pieces of shit anonymously on an anime image board
>>28126579
I think you might be on to something.
>>28126451
I wanna suck her big toe!
>>28126621
Nah dude that's ridiculous it must be something else
>>28126451
disgusting. asian women are repulsive.
That guy's body looks fairly good and so does his dick desu
>>28126533
try moving your big toe in the same position she is. idk about you but its impossible for me, shes fucked
>>28126807
Why do faggots have such low standards?
>>28126814
My ex had really long toes and could easily do that, she could practically snap her toes to make sound. I think guys tend to have shorter/stubby toes, hers look long and slender.
Idk though, maybe she is fucked.
>>28126829
I'm a girl ...with a vagina and all
>>28126882
Prove it you lying fag.
>>28126882
In that case, why do roasties have such low standards?
What cold you possibly find appealing about that chubby dicklet?
>>28126814
I can move my toe like that without pain or strain. Can you move all of your toes individually, even your pinky toe? Some people just have more foot/finger control, like being able to bend the top joint of your fingertips
You're not going to get a girl using only a body like that. Both of those people are pretty average and probably have good personalities. If you have the same body but no girlfriend you probably have a shit personality.
>>28126922
Not her but even with his thunder thighs he has attractive body hair, decent muscle, and a huge dick. Unless he is ugly in the face I wouldn't kick him out of bed
>>28126922
No woman finds a body like that attractive.
>>28126940
There's nothing you can do if you're unattractive like the guy in OP, which is why he's dating an Asian woman.
>>28126957
>and a huge dick.
wat? that thing is tiny
>>28126972
>No woman finds a body like that attractive.
this
>>28126972
>which is why he's dating an Asian woman
kek
>>28126882
>>28126957
All these dicklets doing damage control by pretending to be girls.
Aye lmao!
>>28126904
You gotta have to take my word for it, buddy
>>28126922
It's a matter of personal taste. I don't like huge muscles or just anything too defined. Also I didn't say the guy is perfect, but he does look fairly good, and actually if he was just a little bit fatter and hairier I would totally dig it.
As for his dick, it's not humongous but it's a good size; I wouldn't complain.
>>28127341
>As for his dick, it's not humongous but it's a good size; I wouldn't complain.
If you had your choice would you prefer humongous dicks or just average like op's pic?
>tfw 5.5 inch benis
>>28127012
>that thing is tiny
What? That thing is at least 6 inches and looks like it has a decent girth unless that guy is super short and I'm not seeing it. I don't think you realize what a small dick is until you pull down some guy's pants in a hotel room and the thing is 4 inches erect and barely thicker than a gluestick, makes for a horrible moment. I think you watch too much porn
I heard they like panko so I've been sprinkling some outside my front door every night and hoping one falls asleep there waiting for more.
>>28127486
>tfw my penis is about that size and the reason I've never even tried to get a gf is pretty much validated by this post
>>28124663
Kek you need to succ more dick, faggot.
>>28127341
>I don't like huge muscles or anything too defined
Said every woman ever right up until the moment a muscular guy gave her attention.
>>28127615
why, what size do you think it is if you're such a pro
>>28127404
Even though the two words might seem antinomic, average is perfect in my book (when it comes to dicks at least). Don't worry.
>>28127616
Take it or leave it
>>28127656
He looks tall so i'd say 6-7. If you think he's smaller than that, you're obviously joking.
>>28127690
I'm a muscular guy myself, and I only say this out of experience. During winter say, when my clothes hide my body mostly, I do get rejected. Come summer, my body shows, literally nothing but ayyys
>>28126737
>average cherrypicking
>>28126737
>average white girl
Cheaters
Daydream about BBC
>average asian girl
Very loyal to death
Only daydream about her husband
>>28127919
>Only daydream about her husband
kek, what a fag
>>28127919
>Asian women in the West
>Not hypergamous whores like White women
Bruh
>>28128518
>>Asian women in the West
Asians in Asia are the only acceptable kind.
