let's get on this bitch
you know the tags
Pls no bumperino in the chatterino
pls
someone
talk
to
moi.jpg
>>28122144
toi.exe
tuetoi.rar
wheres everyone today come on
>>28122385
it's fucking 3:30 pm wait until at least 8
>>28122886
3.30pm in your faggot part of the globe, perhaps
posting old charts
literal stacey: what are you doing on the r9k tag
did you get lost
you're too beautiful for this place
pls save yoruself
>>28123240
all these guys are literally so fuckable
why are they on such a miserable board
>tfw no number 6 gf
2014 was a simpler time
>all the cool losers have been replaced with normalfags
in on this shit
>no one will ever post your picture on here
>>28123377
Same. I used r9k omegle for at least 2 years and was never screenshotted.
>tfw you have zero presence even on /r9k/
>>28123240
DESU they're all cute
9 looks like a boy I used to know in hs
>Stranger: you're one handsome mother fucker
t-thanks beard-anon
DONT YOU DARE COME BACK HERE ANON!
Does anyone know if my bf is currently on?
>>28124450
what does he look like?
ororororororignal
i met a cool guy just now pretty pleased he was 18 and pretty chill
>>28124966
Did he do Computer Science and into /x/ shit?
>>28125023
;)
oregono pastrami
>>28124966
what did you talk about? origigigigigigi
>>28123315
I miss number 6 desu
>>28121881
I just get skipped
>>28125147
Its a 9gag image? I'm ashamed. I deserve this.
>>28123285
10 is attractive in a cute way
>>28123285
>tfw your omegle waifu was never posted
>haven't seen her in months
>ywn see her again
>>28125485
Who is she? Maybe she's with Chad now
>>28125568
I don't know her name but she'll always be pure to me.
>>28125660
which number retard
>keep getting called chad
It's a great feel
>>28125679
She's not on there.
>tfw your omegle waifu was never posted
>>28125660
What did she look like? She's definitely not pure now :^)
>>28125690
dat jawline I know you chad-san
Thanks for the math lesson, robro.
>tfw never get posted
good feel you guys
>>28126021
what does he look like? I want to see this "chad"
>>28126221
like most of us, but with dat jawline
horny Chad go and stay go, no pure fembots will give into your incubi blackmagic.
>>28126325
post a pic of him so we can bully him
Stranger: I'm not a femanon m8
hahahahahahahahaha
duckface fuckface anon looks to be a well adjusted individual
>>28123277
Because those are the people here, they like to self loathe about being "depressed" because it makes them feel good. It's exactly like the whores that say on facebook "I'M NOT PRETTY!" and is just fishing for compliments.
I'm no little man or Little Bo Peep bro. Don't fuck with me bro. You don't want to fuck with fucking me. Bro I ain't no little man bro. I'm bigger than you, I'm like 230 and I'm fucking taking supplements. Don't talk shit bro in the morning, fucking please. You're messing with a fucking Internet celebrity.
>>28126986
pokeymannnnnn
tfw talking to a random stranger when a random black dude appears, masturbating
>>28126801
pls no buly !!
scary eyebrows anon i had to split the bill with my friend sorry.
>>28127612
No problem, anon. Please tell me what toppings you got?
>that one anon doing a fake british accent and saying words like bender and wanker
Someone start posting screenshots before this thread dies.
post omegle waifus
>>28121931
go back to Alishachan fag
>>28128763
post omegle husbandos
who remembers bearded retard with the glasses and grey beanie, that's him
>>28129294
tfw no gf to fuck in the bathtub
i hope you die, you fucking motherfucker
>>28129294
thats a handsome man no homo
aryan qt with swastika for you, anon.
>>28129201
i want the smoking chad to be my husbando
>>28129925
who was this based off? looks pretty fuckin' good
cant we make a tinychat room instead?
>>28123315
holy fuck, some of these robots are hot as hell
>>28129201
>>28129953
ok found him
For the nice lady!
>>28129981
Also not based on anybody just random.
>>28130292
legit the ugliest most vapid bitch on here
>>28130292
with some style and better lightning he could be a 8/10
>>28130430
but, anon! ugly, fat womanlets can't ever be 8/10s!
>>28130500
lol its not that shes fat its that she has a long pointy nose, thin white girl lips that contrast from her beaner skin, and lopsided eyes
>>28130292
>>28130382
>>28130430
youre all fucking pathetic cretins who are treating a genuinely lovely person as SHIT probably because youre insecure and she isnt attracted to you. get over yourselves. shes literally the nicest person on this board and you lowlifes are being dicks for no reason. tldr; shes a literally angel 10/10 my wife and youre ugly nasty rats
>>28130533
you need to raise your standards my man
Here you go anon, something inspiring. The animu angel who takes all the anons to heaven when they become an hero.
>>28130189
i want to marry him
>original post
>>28130533
Wanna see my dick mate?
>>28130651
this guy is the bomb
whats her deal dude
Anon pls no more goku requests ;_;
>>28130784
2 good 4 us
>>28123285
god please, give more of 7!
>>28130292
I think she's cute and looks friendly.
>tfw everyone is blackbox
is my omegle broken?
>>28131030
Put your shirt on nigga.
People will actually talk to you then
whats her deaI dude
>>28130784
steams this for money
for the patient anon
what is her deal dude
>>28131162
she just wants your attention anon
>>28131316
>>28130784
>>28131162
>what is her deal dude
How do you bypass like this
>>28131316
dead granny?
Sorry it took me so long, anon
>>28131930
i love it anon. holy shit. that's probably what prince looked like after he died
>>28131030
No one listen to this anon, he has a normie inside of him!
>>28130292
She is beautiful. You asses. She has big almond eyes, great eyebrows, her lips are perfectly proportional, her nose too. A beauty. And, that's not even a flattering picture of her. I'm sorry to poor jackass that posted this picture with such rude comments...you must have a sad life. This girl is so nice and intelligent. You are a dumb piece of envious dirt of this earth. Sorry so sorry that your dick is small and lopsided.
>>28132441
>mon visage quand, robot sil vous plait.
Sorry I take so long
what went wrong with this anon?
>>28132594
Hot damn, where can I get one?
>>28132594
fish is a gay junkie and my best friend
>>28132594
Nothing went wrong. Even a little.
>>28132517
XD robot, Riant a voix haute.
>>28132594
This is a man who knows what he wants in life.
I got banned from omegle yesterday for no reason. Enjoy it while you can and go on cam. It s amazing how much you miss it afterwards. Its like a family.
>>28132594
lives in detroit so bbc
frog man you skipped me again I thought we were friends :(
>>28132799
FUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO
what is her deaI dude
>>28132955
any woman who cams is worthless beyond eye fucking
>>28132955
Anon with the answers, you know the answer to that question.
>>28132955
>she'll never serve you ice cream
>>28132955
y she skip me
>>28133116
>>28133058
>>28132955
>>28133085
>>28133061
Can we contact omegle and have them ban girls from using r9k in tag?
that 14 year old mexican girl with the big granny glasses is on
>>28133160
Why do you want to separate them from us anon? They come onto the omegle to talk to robots, right?
>>28133198
cuz they suck man
singing anon i disconnected
fugg
>>28133242
That feels like it has some deeper meaning behind it anon.
>>28133289
nooooo :(
I'll be on for a little while longer maybe we'll meet again.
Anyone know the story behind the guy who has his head tilted away from the screen and skips you every time? What the fuck is that guy's problem?
>>28133326
he is just shy i think..
>>28130292
>>28130382
Dude seriously??? I bet if you actually got to know her she'd be an awesome girl, she looks cute, don't be such a hater, you just be jelly because you gf be lame as shit man.
>>28130189
>>28130651
that looks a lot like this guy
is it him?
>>28133542
what's going on in this picture exactlyy?
>>28133371
>must be awesome because you think she looks cute
youre a dumb bitch
>>28133585
they were just having fun
hello, cute girl with glasses !!!i need u in my life
>>28133628
They sure were. I would love to join in. yum
>>28133684
pics? pls fampai
>>28133733
i didnt take a pic because that is really creepy
>>28133699
i think i asked them to post like zyzz
>>28133684
There are like 3 different girls with glasses anon what is she like?
>>28133829
>post your charts
>omegle is popular
roaches...
>>28133811
Are they Montreal bros
wats her deal dude
wats her deaI dude
>>28133897
I saw her adding drano to powder once. I think they make drugs
>>28133962
She told me that I got a neat beard and disconnected :(
I wanna know where people are frooooom
>>28133897
She's really cool.
>>28133897
she ripped a fat vape and started choking ;_;
>>28133850
no clue
it was a year ago, and i don't remember having an actual conversation, it was just posing stuff
>>28133962
she is a butch and is black. she works realy hard to look professional usually with pearl earrings so that she doesnt look nappy. Also she is a cuck to heavy white men.
>>28134035
they got the Habs shirt in the back
qt art grill who linked me 2 her stuf.....im sorry i left u are just 2cute.....i followed u btw ily
>>28133542
that guy is a bro i forgot his name but he is cool
HE ACTUALLY JUMPED THE MADMAN
>>28134381
who is he and why did he do it?
>hello again
>hello again
>hello again
Would you like to connect to the same person over and over again so they can't disconnect you because you love them so much?
Would you like to never have time waiting if there is someone else in the tag?
Would you like to just make people angry?
If you answered yes to any of the questions then keep reading. Here's the answer to achieve this:
You have 2 options.
The first one which is a little slow is to paste randID=function(){for(var a="",b=0;8>b;b++){var c=Math.floor(32*Math.random());a=a+"23456789ABCDEFGHJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ".charAt(c);}return a;}();Cookie.write("randid",randID,{duration:1,domain:document.domain,path: "/" });
And the second option is to add it to a button you can easily click to get a new ID. Pic related is the little script I have for this. Also https://p.teknik.io/SVQPY for the code.
>What does getting a new randID achieve?
The omegle servers handle clients by that randID. If you get a new radID the server will think you are a new user. So you can connect to the same people all over again without having to wait for a cool time.
>Does it work on video?
Pretty sure it does. But I never go to video for privacy concerns.
Also I'm pretty sure that's how the bot of the furry guy works.
im a black box and if youre nice to me ill let you see my pet cat
>>28134491
Where does the pasted part go? A bookmark?
>>28134491
>>28134584
or you can just f12, and paste this into console
>window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){}
>>28134491
someone did this to me a very long time ago.
>>28134584
>Where does the pasted part go?
Good question I forgot to say where to paste it. You have to paste it in your console. In Chrome you can find the console with F12.
>>28134618
Friend I think you didn't read what it does. What you pasted is just to not get people without your tag.
>>28134618
thats a different thing tho
WHO THE FUCK IS THE BLONDE GIRL ON RIGHT NOW
>>28134491
If anyone wants to check what it does come to the tag r9k and/or Kok2 on text mode. I'll be there for a little while.
>>28134491
This works. Just connected to this dumb dyke 3 times in a row
>whats her deal dude
>>28133326
Ik m8 he 2 fugly 5 u
I AM ELIZA'S BROTHER
Asexual anon, was I too boring for you? I'm sorry pal
why does it give you a captcha when you're on for too long? why do they try to actively alienate their usebase by doing this and giving bans for no reason?
>>28134837
i am the dyke, and im a guy
>>28125485
>my waifu has also never been posted
>I also haven't seen her in months
You better not be talking about my qt
>>28132955
she's a cyber slut and has flashed multiple people on the tag. you just have to smile and be nice to her to get some action
>>28133962
she's just a bit skittish, but literally one of the cutest
has a really sweet voice too
>>28135077
have you been skipping people a lot?
>>28135277
she called me qt and her bf yesterday but she dc'd everytime she saw me tonight top kek
hearthbroken t b h
black chad makes me lol i love black chad
>>28135319
>>28135319
`lmao she's my fwb. pleb
>>28135077
make sure to try and get skipped more than you skip
>>28135351
im jello brah she's p qt
>>28135277
>>28135319
>>28135386
she called me a qt
>>28135404
dang she gets around what a whore :^)
>>28135404
SHE CALLED ME QT too wow i dont feel special anymore ;__;
>>28135351
pls stop
pls
when will the slander end
I am owned by no man
>>28135453
real talk though boo whyd you dc from me everytime you saw me tonight
legit hurt my feelings
>>28135487
It makes me sad that I'll never love you irl
>>28135524
implying r9k meet ups haven't happened before :^)
anyways this probably isn't even you
>>28135562
i bet none of u beta orbiters have even seen the inside of her room.
>>28135611
>frog on the shelf
has to be her. im impressed anon
>>28135277
She was in star wars I think
>>28135611
Yikes, she is poor. TFW my room is prettier and I am a bot.
>>28135453
i was the dude with the glasses that you called cute >;-[[[
>mfw using Omeglespy
I don't know why I didn't think to use it sooner.
>go on omegle
>too scared to show my face
>turn cam off
>everyone skips me
c-cries ;_;
biggest fag on here is the guy with half red screen with omegle on the monitor in back fuck u
>>28135786
welp, since i don't get anhyone other than black chad or some guy
we should just chat in a tinychat
tinychat /meal4one
>>28135832
you left me, senpai ;3;
>>28135990
>>28135832
tfw too much social anxiety to even do that
>>28136025
I will fuck your sensibilities desu.
>>28130807
thanks i didnt see this <3
>>28121881
Is my blue eyed artist qt on?
>>28136111
Yes, I am right here. how are are you brah?
does anyone know if my gf is on
>>28136120
>brah
Fucking imposter she would never say this
>>28136111
she's 15
zozoooooo
>>28136167
Eliza has hazel eyes doesn't she?
fucking faggots stop skipping me
>>28136296
lmaooo why did this make me laugh
Who was the wutang bitch
for a bunch of girl hating fucks you sure do like to look for them on omegle
>>28136478
this bothers me too. i have a feeling a lot of guys skip me simply because i'm not a woman.
>>28136478
Fuck off asian guy I was joking about looking for girls
>>28132692
Reset your IP man
>>28136498
>tfw skip everyone because I'm too scared to talk
>just seeing faces of other people is good enough for me
End me pls
>>28136498
try placing a clip of a equally entertaining looking woman to be sure
>>28136639
If it helps, some of the people you see are also scared of talking. There will be some assholes, but there will also be some nicer people.
Some cute femanon just said 'you're that cut anon they posted in the thread' and then she let, but there is no pic of me in here and now I'm paranoid.
tfw you meet some actually cool people on here
>>28136767
I thought you were
>>28130651
sorry
the compliment still applies though
>>28136809
tell me about them anonguy
Why are there so many hot boys? I expected ugly degenerates, not cute young guys. This just encourages hungry roasties like myself to frequent r9k.
>>28136889
ariana pls go
Im Back boys Flexing on everyone
>>28136870
depressed bob is a cool guy, a nice asian lady, and an autistic lady
>>28136922
I'm not Ariana, and I have no idea who that is, but I agree that she should leave.
>>28136946
WAIT YOURE THE MILITARY BRO WHO DELIVERED THE FLOWER TO HIS WIFE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY AND THE FLOWER WAS DEAD ON ARRIVAL but it was still romantic as fuck
>>28136922
shouldn't you be getting ready for work zane?
>>28123285
6 and the brown girl at the bottom are above a 7. The rest are below.
>>28136980
no i'm not a wagecuck i only work weekends
>>28136946
jack, are you from australia?
aren't you in the military as well?
i swear i talked to you last year and that's what you said
>>28136980
Plz fuck off with the non anon shit( too lazy to link your bastard friend)
Stranger danger?
>>28137054
you are correct matey
>>28137088
I was gonna be like "ooo american eagle hoodie twinsies" but wow, what an edgy faggot
>>28137089
I appreciate you neckanon
>>28137088
when u rost a rostie
>>28137088
>roastie slayer
>>28137150
i appreciate you too baby cakes
>>28137150
Forgot pic brah sorry
>>28137089
what an idiotic manlet
i am the alpha male
fuckin' queers
>>28137200
Dont be upset senpai its all fun and games
kentucky anon, my cat seriously walked over my keyboard and dc'd
please come back
why does looking at me make you regret your life anon?
wew that was some pussy shit
go deeper next time
I'm sorry girl that said I had a nice smile.I got too anxious at that compliment and had to disconnect
Bitch didn't know, pleb
Is it just my toaster or is omegle causing anyone else to freeze?
>connect to pajeet
>"m or f"
>say f
>he keeps talking to me
>i have a beard
>>28137724
Did you tell him to poo in the loo?
>>28137444
it's okay i thought that was so cute!
>only banana guy is on
>said I couldn't save the picture
;_;
>>28137804
>not doing it anyways
>>28137804
>tfw constantly match with bananon
We were meant to be.
>>28137966
think he's one of the only ones on right now
that aussie girl was the only attractive girl i've seen on /r9k/
I'm starting to think they're more than one bananon.
Tfw keep getting banned from omegle because I look underage or for some shitty reason
tfw everyone thinks im underage b8 but im 22
>>28138196
ill bite ;) bb cakes
This omegle is kill
>>28138015
post her img
>>28138353
i only screencap roasties
Why am I so bad at starting conversation? How am I supposed to start conversation so I can avoid being skipped?
>>28138423
if you want to have a conversation go on the text side. No one is going to pay attention to you on video.
