Offensive things you believed as a child
>white people don't need lotion because they don't get ashy
>couples only get divorced to ditch their kid
>dumb people are only screwing around to avoid doing work
>>28121548
>ashy
What the hell?
Is that like when black people's skin cells die, turn white, and start to fall off?
>>28121548
I used to think mudslime women were ninjas
>>28121593
It's dry skin but if you have dark skin, the flaky dry parts look whitish aka ashy.
I used to think I lived in Africa when I was super young because I lived in a predominantly black city. My mom asked me where I lived to test me or some shit and I said that and she thought that was super hilarious apparently
>>28121993
Oh that explains why negroes always carry around lotion.
>>28121548
>>white people don't need lotion because they don't get ashy
but that's true.
You don't see white people rubbing coco butter all over their skin because without it they get dandruff over their whole body, that's something only black people do
>>28121548
I don't think any of these things are offensive, unless you are a pussy bitch.
>>28121851
Me too tbqhwy famalampai
>>28121548
I used to think you could wash off blackness with a lot of soap.
>>28122053
I kept out "slavery is a good thing" because it'd look like a pol troll.
Today's slavery is voluntary anyway.
>>28121548
It seemed pretty clear to me that blacks were basically a dumber species that lived among us.
I thought that black people had their own "negro" language that only they could understand
>>28121548
>Jews would actually pick stray pennies up from floors
>all Asians were Chinese
>Africa was made up entirely of tents and dirt
>Florida was the U.S.' trash can
>>28123836
They actually take pride in the fact their words are indefinable. Steve Harvey has a joke that goes "if you want a black dictionary, it'd better be in pencil."
>>28123868
>Jews would actually pick stray pennies up from floors
This one's 100% true.
>>28123868
Jews actually do this, they are crazy greedy
>>28123868
You were an observant child
>>28121548
>I was smarter than the other kids because I was Aryan
>all black kids were bullies
>Spanish was ugly French
>there was nothing of value in South America
>tfw i always thought touching black people would give me black skin myself so i would start to cry when i had to play with black kids
must have been pretty embarassing for my parents desu
>>28125488
I did the same thing but just because I thought they were scary.
>>28123868
>Jews would actually pick stray pennies up from floors
dude i remember waiting outside my college for the bus with my cousin, she was trying to take some money out, and a quarter ended up flying out of her pocket and rolled into the street. Some jew in a yamulke dashed for it. Me and my cousin were stunned and started giggling. I bet it would've been entertaining to confront him and watch him try to weasel his way out of it
