*smiles at you*
*pulls out a gun*
>>28116235
whatcha lookin at bitch
>>28116235
Probably thinking about euthanizing me for not having one eye.
back the fuck off normie???
>"they're making fun of me, no one likes me"
>move on
>rapes
It is original, though. q
>>28116235
Smile back, hello have a good day!
>>28116235
*withdraws chainsaw*
*summons Stand*
>>28116235
Smile back like a normal fucking person and make conversation leading up to grabbing a drink with either, possibly both.
Good god robots, it's not that hard.
*reaches into backpack*
>>28116449
i know right
just BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself
*unsheathes katana*
Original comment
>>28116235
*takes xanax*
>>28116468
>he thinks his robot boogeyman phrase exonerates him from everything he doesn't want to hear
>>28116235
*teleports behind her*
>>28116235
*smiles back awkwardly, then look away really quick*
*cums all over the bus seat*
smiles back cause not autist
>>28116493
>he thinks holding a conversation is completely natural for everyone
>>28116235
*jizzes on her teeth*
"Oh anon!"
*unzips small white cock*
I give a half smile and look away.
Any other answer is normie garbage.
>Do you, uh, need this seat?
"Why the fuck am I on a bus?"
>>28116235
what's the name of that kind of stereotype? I see so many girls with same hair, makeup, eyebrows, that stupid sunglass on the top of the head and clothes.
I want a real life filter so I don't see those whores ever again.
*farts quietly*
>>28117535
You're poor
2bh
nice try you can't trigger my autism over the internet
*tips fedora*
"M'ladies."
*blasts with piss*
>>28116235
*unxips dick*
*gets cucked*
I really don't understand this irish girl in OP pic meme.
Is it just 1 crazy obsessed guy thats been spamming her pics over 4chan for years or is it actually thousands of different people with her images saved on their computer reposting them over and over?
It cant possibly be 1 guy right??? Honestly feels like it is.
>>28117809
I guess it's the former, people spam their shit here more than you might think
literally this >>28117684
roasties tell us to be more confident, then when we show confidence our failure rate not only remains at 100% but they also falsely accuse us of being creeps and ostracize us even more even though we are doing the exact same thing any Chad wouldthere is a difference between being so thirsty you act like a creep and being a creep intentionally by pissing on them
>>28117535
"how did I get here"
"do you know where this bus is going"
"this is isn't anywhere near where I need to go"
>>28116235
>tfw they're laughing at me a g a i n
>>28116235
*Stares back not breaking eye contact until they are forced to look away*
"the fuck are you lookin' at?"
>>28116235
>tfw niamh will never ever be my gf
time to get the rope
Instantly look away knowing they are just making fun of me. Proceed to go home and feel miserable as always.
Smile look towards them but not making eye contact and mumble hey
>drop spaghettios everywhere
oregano
*feel desire to kill myself because I know I am a disgusting worthless coward who will never be happy*
>>28116235
Smile back at them and say, "how's it going?"
>>28116235
Yeah, probably sarcastically as usual.
Meh who cares everyday I take bus to college and there is at least one girl who keeps staring at me
*scowls and looks away without understanding why*
>>28116235
Remember: this is a work of fiction and is not to be taken serious by anyone. We all know it'd never happen OP.
>Mistaking girls laughing at a weeb popping a boner to cartoons in public as them 'smiling'.
>>28116235
*Hides my face in embarrassment and starts mildly saying "sorry" with all of my will*
>>28116235
Just keep looking straight ahead, Anon, it's trap.
*giggles*
DRIVER, THIS IS MY STOP, THANK YOU
'Sir, we're on a busy highway.'
>>28116235
>*smiles at you*
>Look behind me
>Sure enough there's a Chad sitting by the window
>Politely offer to switch places with him
>Spend the rest of the journey blankly staring out of the window
>tfw no Britslag gf
>force a smile
>not a real smile, one of those half-assed things us whites do that nigger chimps make memes out of
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Laughing in real life rn
I'll mute your mom until she admits you should've ended up in a kleenex, jackie 4chan.
>say hi
>approach saying something like "lemme sit next to you"
>ask name
>ask friends name
>ask where they're going
>ask for number so we can text later
>try and find a place to fuck
>>28116235
Yeah, that would never happen. The girls would have to be a 4/10 tops.
>>28117560
basic bitch?
orugani
>>28116235
This is just sad.
I've come to the realization that I've suffered through so much emotional trauma that even the act of smiling seems deceitful in its own nature.
I literally cannot feel anything from a smile. All a smile is, is a front to hide away the dark person behind it.
>>28116235
*annexes Austria*
>>28121981
To quote a shitty star wars review:
>See, when you say something right to a woman, she smiles, it tickles her brain, which in turns sends blood flowing down to her sex hole. But a smile can also be deceptive and could indicate one of 117 different things: sarcasm, incredulity, condescension, confusion, contemplation, facetiousness...
>>28116235
*default glare*
every time
>>28121981
Just give it a shot. If she just fucking with you laugh it off and label her a bitch. Whats the worst she can do get her bf to beat your ass?
>>28116235
Awkwardly force a smile and raise my eye brows at the same time. Then go back to what I was doing: looking out the window, reading, etc. This has happened to me several times.
>>28121882
Dont kid yourself kid, no one would ever do this to you.
>>28116235
girls smile at me all the time.. but getting them to wrap their lips around your cock is the tricky part
>>28124110
yeah, in fact it feels 10x worse when they seem really interested if you try to chat them up but after like 5 minutes they leave in disgust of my autism
>>28116235
>"heh nothin personnel, roastie"
