Lets see how r9k stands politically
>>28114167
Forgot link
https://www.politicalcompass.org
>>28114167
a little more lefty this time
usually slightly in the purple
Hi comrades tanks coming through
>>28114167
>Beta faggot robots
>Leftists
Typical
nowhere
nothing the lower caste thinks about politics has any effect on anything
OP you're the biggest cuck faggot I've ever seen
Where are my /pol/ lads at
>>28114281
Might as well be apolitical.
/thread
>>28114281
Unless your living in a third world shithole your probably living in a democracy, so it does have an effect.
>>28114277
redid the test
WTF WHY AM I A STINKY GOMMUNIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>28114290
Here I am muh nigga
>>28114368
>living in a democracy, so it does have an effect
If I laughed at you it would just go over your head.
>>28114167
>>28114266
>>28114274
>>28114377
>>28114389
Reddit numales detected
Fucking disgusting
>tfw have to share political space with feminists and SJWs
I swear my politics can just be summed up as "chill the fuck out and don't be dicks"
>>28114274
>>28114377
>>28114389
Fucking Stalinists.
I should have been closer to authoritarian. This test isn't that good.
>>28114445
>>28114457
Im a fucking natsoc, fuck off
>>28114167
Did the test on 2 different sites
Hmmmmmm....
>>28114505
That's even worse you disgusting piece of shit.
>>28114277
>>28114290
The two most alpha Aryan Nazis ITT tbqh
i have a gf and friends and family that love me
>>28114511
You can call me words but it wont stop the gas
>>28114531
The fact that you have to say that already speaks loud for what you're scared to be seen as. Be more proud of your ideals, faggot.
>>28114573
it was less about making me feel good about my own and making everybody else feel bad about theirs.
>>28114457
I love you anarchists even if your ideas about government are impracticle. Don't worry though, Papa Joe's spirit is still on earth because that's where hell is and that's where he went because he was an atheist, but because of that he remains to guide the revolution, and he forgives you.
>>28114505
You'll face his wrsth though, nazi dog.
>>28114531
Say it with me
C U C K
U
C
K
>>28114602
>a dirty stalinist dares to invoke the namd of God
Your suffering will be especially great in hell
>>28114167
Why do people get green and red? I mean seriously does basic logic just go over your heads or something?
I didn't really understand most of the questions though
>>28114631
>A capitalist claiming to be christian
I forgot that Jesus preached hording and selfishness. Remember when he walked into that market and started giving merchants trading tips? Or when he said that to get into heaven you had to have a shit ton of gold?
>>28114650
>Cant understand simple elementary school reading level questions
Are you sure youre old enough to be on here? Did you ask mommy premission first?
>>28114671
Found the numale communist
(Not the other guy btw commie)
>>28114691
no bully :c
>>28114447
this, guess I'm a cuck
>>28114671
>stalinist lecturing me on religion
The main difference between you and me is you want to ruin nice pure white countries by inviting hordes of illiterate shitskins in the name of proletarianism.
I on the other hand want to preserve a traditional Christian culture, the same one that made the western civilization so great in the first place.
And Im not a capitalist, Im a natsoc. National socialist. Socialist.
>>28114167
sgseywstyswet
It's around (-2, 4) or so. I consider myself a nationalist.
>>28114730
Im a tranny not a numale. I'm just a Christian and I believe that Jesus would be staunchly opposed to capitalism. He preached helping your fellow man no matter who they were, which is what you people call "cuck values", it's just more empathetic and caring.
>>28114744
You don't want to be a christian you want to larp a paladin. Like it or not tolerance and understanding are central christian values. Wanting to repeat the violence of the past because they were christians that did it is naieve.
>>28114773
>tranny
I'm sorry to tell you this but you're literally mentally deranged. And yes I guess Jesus would be opposed to capitalism, but I'm not a chritfag myself so idc laddo
>>28114794
>a stalinist 'christan' tranny lecturing me on how to be a real christian
Oh will the laffs ever end
>>28114832
I am a terrible sinner. I constantly lie and am slothlike and have impure thoughts. You too are a terrible sinner and have your own sins you do. All humans are sinners, it is unavoidable, we can only try to be as close to Christ as we can. We're all equal in that. Jesus teaches above all compassion and to help your fellow man even if he would kick dirt in your face for it. Refusing to help other people and putting your "nation" first is not and cannot be Christian.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. Why is the robot back again?
>>28114531
h-how?
you must be so retarded
>>28114892
I know I'm a sinner but I live as close as I can get to an ideal.
And I always help my fellow Christians. Problem is, the dark skinned masses follow a false prophet and are the forces of the devil, who's only goal is to destroy us. I cant help both my family and nation and the barbaric hordes. I choose to help the former
>>28114167
I'm curious what you guys said to:
>Schools should not make classroom attendance compulsory.
This is basically "should forced indoctrination of children by the government be allowed or not?"
>>28114954
Yes. A strong stable nation needs the masses educated from a young age to value it above almost all else.
>>28114954
>>28114973
He's right.
It sucks, but he's right.
Same with all the other authoritarian things, like there should be servants and masters.
I want to rage against it with my vagina, but if we don't do it China will, and China strong.
>>28114945
They are humans and are able to hear Gods word. There is nothing about them intrinsically different from us, just how they were raised. There has been sk little change in the human brain for the padt hundred thousand years because God raised us from garbage monkies into somthing greater, regardless of skin color.
Welp im cuck 2
>>28115017
God created the white man, darks are whites who disobeyed and disrepected God
They are cursed and beyond salvation
>>28114954
Some people benefit from public education, some don't. I see what point you're trying to make; opinion should be left out of the education system. At least it should be left out for the educator to spout.
Things like science, mathematics, language, etc. has no room for opinion. Perhaps we need to fine tune the system in order to better hand pick those who will succeed in certain paths of life.
>>28114954
You need an educated workforce if you want your nation to grow and become better.
>>28114167
Where all my right wing libertarian minarchist bros at?
>>28114954
Education is good for the individual and society. Most children wouldn't voluntarily go to school and many parents wouldn't force them so it needs to be made compulsory.
>>28114266
Extreme right fascist Hitler according to progressives.
I like how all the people who are more authoritarian are calling others cucks. You don't quite get it, do you?
You guys are being distracted by political compass when was matters most is where you stand on the most important issues you are told are important.
>>28115293
Oh yeah mr. Left liberitarian, Im sure polygamy is not cuckoldry at all
>>28115293
Because having immigration and foreign policies are authoritarian issues. You may be personally libertarian, but that won't stop you from getting raped. You authoritarians to protect your libertarian lifestyle.
A little closer down and to the right from where I was the last time I took the test
>>28114290
here nigger
>>28114290
Do I qualify or nah
It really doesn't surprise me that /r9k/ is mostly green and red. Leftists have been proven to be more beta than rightists.
>>28115542
Really? A lot of the folks on this board are /pol/iticians. I mean I'm a righty libertarian and I'm not an autist and my experience does say they're more beta but there are some really based lefties here and there.
this test seems to vilify corporations personally i think im more centre-lib than this test says
Daily reminder that pic related is the official quadrant for love and compassion
>>28115578
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/06/150622181857.htm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html
>>28114633
Pretty sure your political opinion isn't "basic logic", but you probably knew that.
>>28115614
>https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/06/150622181857.htm
This had me laughing my ass off because I made the switch from leftiecuck to right wing minarchistbro when I was 14ish and actually started to care about my physique. Well played.
>mfw I'm literally gandhi
>>28115604
and being a jobless hippie cuck
>>28115604
And being a degenerate faggot.....
I am not a National Socialist or leftist.
The problem with this test is that it assumes you consider freedom to be positive. I'm opposed to the idea of absolute freedom, So in reality I'm probably inbetween max authoritarian and the middle.
>>28114290
>>28114277
I'm migrating slowly towards the right and I love it.
This is quite fun.
essential to the thread DESU
>>28115848
>tfw you are no longer a leftiecuck but everything thinks you still are......
ITT: underage fags start out with healthy self respecting geenbox views, get called 'cuck' and that brainwashes them into blue box retards
very sad desu
>>28115893
I see someone gets their opinions from CNN.
>>28114167
A sensible person, with a comprehensive understanding of economics and moral philosophy
Heil Hitler, motherfuckers
>>28115819
>tfw /pol/ opened my eyes
>>28115954
FINALLY! ANOTHER RIGHT WING LIBERTARIAN ON THIS THREAD!
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I have transcended!
orignale
>>28115979
Yesssss, you must become a cuck to your lords in order to fight your invisible enemies. Good goyim gooooooood.
>>28115983
Great to be here. ASL?
>>28116058
Shoo shoo Shekelstein
Get off this board of mine
Or I'll start a race war
With a battlecry of 6 million more!
originale commentate
>>28115893
>healthy self respecting geenbox views
by healthy and self-respecting you mean idealistic, but lazy and naive with zero understanding of how the economy works
Reminder that everything else than purple is either being a cuck, commie or fascist.
these stupid charts are meaningless
>>28116154
zero understanding of how the economy works would be blue or purple, but you're right maybe it's idealistic to think the proles will ever be free from rightwing propaganda.
>>28116091
>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Location
Cheap studio apartment in Austin, Tx
Feels good man
>>28115338
polyamory not polygamy dumbass. Marriage is for idiots.
You all are leftist scum
>>28114167
natsoc, and confused how far to the left I am
reminder that """understanding economics""" and compassion for people aren't mutually exclusive
reminder that getting mad at fellow robots over unsolicited shit like this makes you the biggest cuck shitter because you feel a need to prove you're better
reminder that this test has no scientific validity, like personality tests (m-muh beloved INFP)
>inb4 cuck, beta, faggot, etc.
>inb4 you're not a real econ major
>>28114520
>alpha
>/pol/
top lel m8
>>28116404
How do you feel about monopolies?
Master-race tier:
Purples.
Good tier:
Blues.
Meh tier:
Greens.
Shit tier:
Reds.
>>28116438
t. Carl the Cuck
Pic related is you
This test biased as fuck. Is there a better site somewhere?
Last time I did this I was around the center of the green box, but I've changed a little
>>28115316
Men's bathroom
>>28116857
Reality does have a liberal bias though.
>>28116741
rofl typical /pol/ americlap can't take he dishes. you're just like jidf accusing everyone who criticises you of being a mudslime
>>28117063
I'm a bong you fucking cuck
Shouldn't you be prepping the bull?
Am I a faggot for being in the green zone?
>>28114290
Gotcha covered non-degenerate brother.
Hello, fellow purplefriends.
What does this mean?
Original comment do not steal
Where my lolbrotarians at
Who /red/ here?
Also this test is obviously biased and dogshit but people think that shit like this lets you express your individuality so it lives on.
>>28114167
Right wing master race.
>>28114290
Hi there.
Stop using politicalcompass, it's a shitty test.
gotoquiz has a better political spectrum test.
>>28114531
wew
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>>28119273
Obv has some merit -- most of the questions are relevant to common political issues in contemporary society. And as for nuance in interpenetration, have some fucking common sense and think about why you've been given the question at hand. What is the relevance of this bullshit about expressing your individuality? Not everybody in this fucking world is one-dimensional. Stop being so cynical, you pussyfuck.
>>28114167
Wow, didn't expect that
>>28119599
>assuming I was being cynical
I just post for attention. Maybe stop being so cynical, anon?
But also, just one example, with the question about gay adoption, what am I supposed to answer as someone pro-gay but anti-parenting?
>>28114167
Step up, femilianoes
Who else /welladjustedmoderate/ here?
>>28119960
The test at politicalcompass has extremely biased questions and is a shitty indicator of your political stance.
I'm an ancap but according to their test, I'm barely low enough to be called a true libertarian. Use the test at gotoquiz if you want a more accurate depiction of where you stand.
>>28120007
I swear unless you're a retard you'll get more accurate results either way by just placing the fucking dot yourself.
I couldn't be bothered to go through it all but it didn't seem much better to me.
I am Gandhi.
>>28120079
>>28120007
It's as accurate as you make it for yourself.
>>28120175
No, politicalcompass is truly shitty. There are half a dozen better political tests on the internet that even take less time to complete.
>>28120079
Yeah you're right
>I couldn't be bothered to go through it all
The results are much less biased but whatever
>tfw you realize that if you don't support the massive obscene Jewish capitalism you're a leftie
this test is bullshit desu.
did this a while ago on /pol/
>>28114290
>authoritarian
>/pol/
Fuck off.
>>28120618
/pol/ used to be libertarian, but the majority is now fascist/natsoc or at least strongly statist
>>28116949
Me again
This is what that other test gave me
>>28114167
Yeah.
It's pretty on-the-dot.
So many bootlickers...
>>28114650
Hey, your me!
>>28120651
from what I can tell with more extended conversations with /pol/friends on various skypejerks, it seems fascism/natsoc is an ersatz ideology for them, given the situation at the time.
kindof like how they root for a lukewarm conservative with mild immigration policies like Donald Trump, just because it drives both leftists and cuckservatives nuts. they don't really believe in democracy.
/pol/ is basically what happens when enough young white men begin to understand our interests are not represented by anyone in the mainstream theatre. so you get a party of anarchists, libertarians, Nazis and bottom rung self-hating Jews all hi-fiveing each other over a burning system that doesn't cater for them.
It is basically Mad Max in imageboard form, with specimens taken from a Carmageddon character selection roster. Easily the most interesting and insane board on 4chan with the most real world consequences.
>>28120893
>so you get a party of anarchists, libertarians, Nazis and bottom rung self-hating Jews all hi-fiveing each other over a burning system that doesn't cater for them.
This is the most accurate description of /pol/ I've ever read.
