Ideal Mate
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What do you most desire in a gf/bf? Describe your ideal mate.
Emo/goth qt gamer weeb who shares my interests. Looks like pic related.
Plot twist: most likely don't exist
>>28114014
>that thin upper lip
Not sure why I find that unnerving but I do.
>>28113953
>tfw no avoidant personality gf
I just want to live in a bunker or something, free from outside concerns and stress. Our own little world where we can devote ourselves to gradually opening our hearts to each other and learning how to trust. Set each other free from the bonds of fear sunk deep into our beings.
>>28113953
This type of girl: >>28113458
Wouldn't it be easier if we just uploaded our qt charts?
>>28114269
Yeah, but those are dumb. A series of data points is no substitute for actually putting some thought into how to convey the sort of person you wish you had in your life.
I just want a gf that's smart enough to follow what I'm saying
Someone who won't get deer eyes and say "waaaow you're smart" if I use the word "obfuscation"
>>28114058
You know what anon I thought the same thing thank you.
>>28114357
You should move out of your low/working class town instead of going exclusively internet for this problem.
>Brown/Brunette hair
>5ft4-8
>White
>Thin/Average build
>Loyal, respectful, honest, reliable, trustworthy
>Loves the outdoors and adventures
>Not a complete girly girl
>Will wrestle
>Not afraid of getting dirty and muddy
>Not afraid of swearing
>Can handle banter
>Doesn't fall for racism bait and will speak her mind regardless of the color of the individual
>Likes WW2 Movies, Horrors, mysteries
>Likes to keep healthy and fit
>Only does drugs (Things like weed) every now and then and not constantly
That's it for now.
/lit/ qt into the arts with a good sense of humor
also cute, ideally french or mexican + short black hair
I want a skinny virgin mentally ill NEET bf I can be NEET with and make him completely dependent on me. He would not have any female friends or past relationships and he wouldn't mind me being an obsessive gf.think i'm asking for too much
>>28114366
Actually you have a much better chance meeting someone intelligent over the internet than irl, but that's just cause intelligent people tend to be shy or assume you're stupid as well
>>28114394
You just described my grilfriend... She likes the outdoors but dislikes bees. Yeah, disliking bees is apparently a thing. Never heard of it before I saw her spaz out at one.
>>28114433
I wish this post was real and not bait
Trust. If I could 100% trust a girl, she's a good contender for my heart. But if she's ugly, then it's no good.
If I don't find you physically appealing, we might as well be friends.
>>28113953
>values me above all else and is loyal without a fault
>>28114480
>You just described my grilfriend..
T-thanks
>>28114480
Wow, did you smack her in her idiot cunt face for that?
>>28114483
It's real and not bait but i'd probably be a horrible gf
>>28114463
You're looking for someone that can handle 11 letter words, not someone intelligent. You should find that with ease unless you live in a low/working class area mentioned before.
>>28113953
I'd want my ideal girl to be Japanese and is pretty much a Patchouli Knowledge. I really adore Patchouli Knowledge so much.
>>28114433
Your post conveniently omits that said bf would have to be cute, which narrows down the field to near nothing.
>>28114492
Somehow you came to the lowest caste of social world and you still get cucked, bravo
>smart
>cold
>calculating
>straightforward
>honest, don't really care if it's only limited to me though
>at least somewhat ambitious
>introvert
never ever
I don't really mind appearance either way as long as they aren't fat, but since it's about ideal:
>tall
>thin
>long, blonde/white hair
>blue/green eyes
>medium breast size, not saggy
>>28114514
The world just has it in for me. At least the weights don't judge.
>>28114433
Will you be my gf and keep me from hitting myself when I want to die?
My swollen cheek bones make me look like Edward Cullen
>>28113953
a qt twink who won't play around with my volatile emotions. If I ever hear a guy tell me he doesn't actually love me and was just saying it again I'm positive I'll kill myself
that's literally it
>>28114503
I've lived in three of the four corners of America and a few other countries, meeting someone with the spark is completely up to chaos as far as I can tell
>>28114483
>>28114514
>>28114535
And the orbiter fight begins. Fight for her email you cucks.
>25-45
>exists
>alive
>likes me
>tolerates my addictions
>tolerates a 4" dick
>>28114563
How am I an orbiter? I called the roastie out on her shit that she would never take a robot.
>>28114563
I'm amazed we don't have olympic games where virgin men fight to the death tooth and nail for a night of wild sex
>>28114574
You're going the tsundere route. She's going to give you a shit, half-hearted reply saying it's not true, you're going to keep claiming it is while she tries to impress you then eventually you'll ask for contact info to prove it's BS.
>>28114578
One day I hope.
>>28114535
Whats your email or skype or whatever?
I just want a gf who can tolerate my existence, understands that I'm autistic and a complete fucking wreck mentally.
Then I remember how horrible and boring of a person I am and don't want one anymore because it could literally never work out.
>>28113953
she needs to be my little sister.
>girl posts
>already making a bf in less than half an hour
>>28114604
That's a whole lot of projecting friendo
>tfw qt trap
>tfw no obsessive clingy gentle femdom gf
i want to be controlled, and abused. i dont want to have my own free will, i want to be taken complete control over. is that so much to ask
>>28113953
Smart
Moral
Not degenerate
Agnostic
At least a 5/10
In their 20s
Will stay with me forever no matter what
Maybe north/west european genes is a bonus
>>28114357
Waoow you're smart. But seriously what does it mean?
>>28114676
I see it happen all the time, be a good boy and impress me by not doing it.
>>28114433
This is all I want and if you're real you have to add me on Skype: mt9.12
>>28114622
The last sentence of Ullyses @ gmail
>>28114661
Not only a bf she's got her pick of three.
>>28114683
Trapping is taking a fetish to a gross level. It's perfect for men to fuck about with, women don't want a submissive freak.
>>28114791
>women dont want a submissve freak
tell that to my femdom ex-gfs. i just look like a girl senpai
>>28114701
This is me except I'm a Christian.
>>28114798
I'm sure. Back to posting your sad froggies :)
>>28114798
>tell that to my femdom ex-gfs. i just look like a girl senpai
>ex
>>28114814
i broke up with them
>>28114803
I want a girl you faggot.
>>28114683
>tfw no obsessive clingy gentle femdom gf
>>28114798
>tell that to my femdom ex-gfs
>>28114820
>i broke up with them
hol up lemme get this str8
u had gfs
u had femdom gfs
and you broke up with them
and now youre here begging for another one????????
Mentally ill traps back at it again.
>>28114766
Really is a fucked up world
>>28114852
im not begging
im sad facebook frog posting
pls respect
>tfw no dead inside needy low empathy gf
I just want to find someone to be yanderes with
>>28114852
It's almost like mentally ill freaks are delusional.
>>28114829
I am a grill 8^)
>>28114884
thats me, are u a girl?
>>28114868
Dude that was a dude and he got one reply from someone willing to put themselves out there just because "she" implied she had a vagina
I just want her to have similar/same interests like me and to have similar physical traits like me (black hair, pale, etc.)
I basically want my gf to be me, only in female sex.
>>28114893
They specifically said gf you deluded trap
>>28114910
im a girl with a willy
>>28114893
>>28114914
Trannies make me sick dess.
>>28114914
>im a guy who was probably raped at a young age and continued to be emasculated my whole life resulting in me thinking im a girl
FTFY tart
>>28114920
but i dont look like a man just a shota at worst
>>28113953
You just perfectly described my girlfriend...
She's:
>>Brown/blonde hair
>>5ft4in
>>White
>>Thin/Average build
>>Is absolutely gorgeous
>>Loyal, respectful, honest, reliable, trustworthy
>>Loves the outdoors and adventures
>>Not a complete girly girl
>>Will wrestle
>>Not afraid of getting dirty and muddy
>>Can handle banter
>>Doesn't fall for racism bait and will speak her mind regardless of the color of the individual
>>Likes Horrors, mysteries and basically any other movie
>>Likes to keep healthy and fit
>>doesn't do drugs (I don't like that anyways)
That's why I love her so much
I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend :)
>>28114937
>I want a gf
>Hey pick me I'm a guy who looks like a boy that's close enough right????
>>28114937
You will never be a cute girl. You're a mentally ill man in a dress who actually replies to posts looking for girls. Pathetic delusion.
>>28114962
>>28114978
i look like this
i bet u feel p silly now nerd
i want a bf to gag on my gurlcawk while i laugh and call him a faggot
>>28114944
Oops I forgot to link it to your comment, sorry
>>28114394
>>28114944
>>28114480
Why do you tourment robots?
>>28114981
No you don't. You're 3D and masculine. You will never be a cute, tiny shota.
>>28114893
No, I'm a guy but I'd probably fuck a trap. Post email if not only into grils
Has a nice singing voice
Down to climb on top of roofs when under the influence
Gives me pretty rocks they find
Sends me pictures of dogs they see out and about
Likes spontaneous road trips
That's all I want. Don't care about anything else
>>28113953
why? so i can get cucked?
JUST GIVE ME A GF THAT WILL BEAT ME AND BURN ME
JUST GIVE ME A GF THAT WILL STOCKHOLM ME
>>28113953
>cute, but not childish face
>tall
>big boobs but no problem with smaller ones either
>not overweight, not skellington
>won't cheat on me
>asocial
>loves IDM and experimental music
>plays video games but not obsessed with them
>doesn't watch chinese cartoons
>good with computers
>>28114982
What's a gurlcawk?
>>28114982
I'd do it if you gag on my boycock too
>>28115790
I think it's the autistic spelling of "girlcock". But there are no girls with dicks, only men dressed as girls with dicks.
>Tall
>Not ugly
>Smart
this is all i want. too bad i live in an asian cuntry where pretty much all women are short.
Rasheed dindu
>>28114014
I actually know one irl. Too bad she is into 2d shota instead real guys...
>>28115919
Manlets these days.
Him:
>Capable of social interaction but not a frat bro
>Genuine interest in whatever he is studying/working in
>General motivation and drive
>Reasonably well read
>Likes goofing off once in a while (no drugs though)
>Values family, wants kids
>Supportive
>Willing to talk about his feelings and accept my support/be vulnerable with me
>Doesn't play games like a preteen girl
>Taller than me
>White
>Big strong hairy body
>Big appetite
>Short hair, striking eyes, beautiful smile
Me:
5'7, white, "normal", introverted, career driven but desperately want children soon, reasonably kind, reasonably caringvegan
>>28116252
Fuck I meet all of those except the body type
>>28116252
>wants kids
Dropped
>career driven but desperately want children soon
"I want it both ways!"
>>28116252
Literally Chad, no wonder you're still looking (while swatting the betas away).
My ideal qt:
>female
>class conscious
>has an interesting hobby
>tech literate
>wouldn't mind an open relationship
>doesn't want to get married
>doesn't want kids
>>28116276
>MY OPINION MATTERS
>EVERYONE LISTEN
>>28116269
At least you're a stellar person otherwise. It's just an ideal partner outline, it's not like I would turn down a guy who was perfect but thin.
>>28116284
>WHY IS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER NOT ME?!!?!? YOU ARE SO UNREALISTIC!!!!!! OMG CHAD!!!!!!!
>>28116334
Why are you so mad? Chad will let you be the one night stand eventually.
>>28116343
It's because I just can't stand you not dating me :( Please validate me Thomas.
Why are you guys surprised bitches are picky? last night i believe there was a body thread and so many people posted who had good bodies. A "fembot" came along and basically said 99% of them were gross as fuck.
They can die alone.
>>28116252
>Big strong hairy body
Not all that hairy, and I'm built fat/chubby (not obese) instead of just big. Also can't have kids soon, because of my course. Other than that I tick all the boxes.
Except I smoke weed occasionally when I get the chance. What's wrong with that?
Any guy who will take me and doesn't care that I'm a weeb
>>28116367
Are you ugly and/or fat?
>>28116367
I don't like weebs, but I might be interested in you for your personality and other hobbies.
What are you like?
Anyone else find it amusing as fuck how aso many retards claim to be a girls perfect match? like straight after she posts. Yet for men, you never see this happening and 99% of te time a male gets no reply at all.
>>28116378
>>28116382
Oh, forgot the mention I'm a guy
>>28116378
No the latter. First is subjective.
>>28116382
I have one requirement. I'm not settling for you.
>>28116407
Fuck off nigger, you're not me
>>28116367
I'm a weeb too! Let's get together.
>>28116364
Nothing, it's just not my ideal.
>>28116386
I usually scroll through and try to see if there's anyone I match. There rarely is because most of the posts are teenagers who want open relationships, drugs, are excessively racist ie can't take them to social settings, etc. I meet >>28114524 but basically none of the appearance ones.
>>28113953
>cute face
>not fat
That's it, doesn't have to be a goddess, just female
![7 Seeds v21s.rar-Volume 21 [Tsukihana Scans]-7 Seeds v21 ch107 pg038-039.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ajwb2k9.jpg "7 Seeds v21s.rar-Volume 21 [Tsukihana Scans]-7 Seeds v21 ch107 pg038-039.jpg")
>>28116419
Usagi drop in manga
TRIGGERED
Otherwise good taste man, also >>28116395
I don't do 3x3s by my favourites are ARIA, Mushishi and Natsume Yuujinchou for anime along with 7 Seeds, Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou and Real for manga.
>all these faggots not posting location
The hell is wrong with you.
>>28116450
Post location.
>>28116367
>Any guy who will take me and doesn't care that I'm a weeb
That sounds perfect. Contact info?
>>28116302
I guess I should mention my asl
19 male florida/usa
>>28116507
>Someone who is a weeb with no other info
>'Perfect'!
Lol at thirsty posters.
>>28116500
Chicago
Also I just realized >>28114524 wants someone cold which I definitely am not, welp
>>28116520
There was more information than that in her post.
I'm my ideal mate. I'd just date my own personality. I won't find it so i'll stay single. *tip and out*
>>28116536
No there wasn't.
>girl posts
>men lining up
>man posts looking for qt
>not one reply
nothing new
>Gay. Not biscum.Gay.
>Taller than 5'4
>Virgin
>Not a big talker. From shyness or a disinterest in small talk it doesn't matter.
>Weeb trash. Enjoys at-least two out of anime/manga/weebgames/vocalid/fig collecting
>Also has hobbies outside of previous mentioned
>Can handle high-maintenance
>Bonus if they like Fate/shit
>try to imagin interacting with waifu
>too awkward to hold even an imaginary conversation
>white or eurasian
>female
>likes anime and manga
>likes videogames
>smokes weed occasionally but not obsessively
>smallish boobs
>genuinely kind
>ambitious and goal driven
>likes to cook
>emotionally open and dependent, somewhat clingy
>doesn't wear makeup often
>wants to have kids one day
>is someone who can be a best friend and a partner in crime rather than just a girlfriend
>>28116582
>faggot
>likes Fate
No surprises there.
>>28116598
>>28116252
Hi are you me? No chinese cartoons or drugs though
>>28116252
So Chad basically
Oc2
>>28116620
We're half a world away, Chicago anon.
>>28114433
I'm fine with that. What's your location?
>>28116610
Top escapism.
>>28116450
>I meet >>28114524 but basically none of the appearance ones
As long as you aren't fat and have an average appearance or better, I really don't mind, I said so even in that post. Thread is about ideals, doubt most people expect others to be a 100% match.
On the other hand, I can't say I match yours all that well
>Capable of social interaction but not a frat bro
yes
>Genuine interest in whatever he is studying/working in
no, I'm studying in my field for the money
>General motivation and drive
y
>Reasonably well read
I'd sooner say no, not in the literal meaning. I haven't been reading much lately, other than study material
>Likes goofing off once in a while (no drugs though)
possibly
>Values family, wants kids
nope
>Supportive,
>Willing to talk about his feelings and accept my support/be vulnerable with me,
>Doesn't play games like a preteen girl,
>Taller than me,
>White
y
>Big strong hairy body,
>Big appetite
nope
>Short hair, striking eyes, beautiful smile
y/maybe/can't tell
Plus, I'm in Europe, and I may well be younger than you.
Ideal SO
cute
Fun sized
Bookworm
Animu loving
Doesn't enable my laziness
Will jog with me in mornings
>female
>around my age
>cute or lewd or both
>bonus points if asian, french, or anime
>extra bonus points for femdom
>male
>tall and fit
>treats me like his girlfriend, makes me dress up for him sometimes
Someone who's actually smart. I can't live with someone I'm continuously talking down to. It's frustrating feeling alone.
Hopefully she'd be cute too, and preferably European. And Catholic. And tall. My looks requirements aren't terribly high though, I've definitely crushed on girls considered not that attractive by the vast majority. I guess cute just means meeting my personal preferences.
Fuck relationships, this shit's too complex. I'm asking for way too much, and I just want a girl that's similar to me in certain aspects.
>Someone who's actually smart. I can't live with someone I'm continuously talking down to. It's frustrating feeling alone.
someone who's not completely hideous
a tiny bit is fine, but not like fucking, you know
someone who's just about as miserable as i am
someone who doesn't hate me
>>28117873
>someone who's not completely hideous
>a tiny bit is fine, but not like fucking, you know
>someone who's just about as miserable as i am
>someone who doesn't hate me
Are you male or female?
>>28117987
High test male.
>female
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred
Someone that likes me and enjoys cycling
>>28116158
Would she be into manlets
>>28116252
That's me except I'm a Latino manlet. Sorry.
>>28113953
>What do you most desire in a gf/bf? Describe your ideal mate.
That would be hard to describe because i fall in love with people i cannot attain. I love them with my eyes not heart.
>>28113953
>curly black hair, dark eyes
>glasses
>STEM major, preferably pursuing or completed MS or PhD.
Height and weiner size doesn't matter
>>28114149
That feel is way too real.
>>28118628
>Fit this almost exactly
Surprising
>>28116252
country chad
>no qt's matched me
sad day boys
>>28113953
>thin, small boned, white person that is younger than me (teen)
>similar interests (anime, old vidya, hates rap and country)
>brown eyes
>she is yandere for me
>she has low self esteem
>dresses in calm non-glamorous colors
>>28114014
go for middle schoolers and freshmen into weeb stuff
I just want someone im attracted to to care about me, thats all
>>28114394
Oh where is my qt?
>somewhat attractive
>smiliar future goals
>not a fucking hypocritical jerk
thats it
>>28114394
>>28114433
>>28114571
>>28114944
>>28114981
>>28114996
>>28116252
These posts are giving me deja vu.
>>28119339
r u a boy or a girl?
what are your goals?
>>28114829
hahahhahahaha
You know, all you guys are describing an ideal mate that's usually a male. Honestly, why bother with women anymore? I don't think nature made women for love, just for procreation.
>>28119760
grill. by similar future goals i mean not wanting kids and being willing to explore and travel places.
Lean, not like skeleton skinny tho, shaggy hair, not too much taller than me. Small cute lips, uncut pls. White or Asian preferably, nice hands, will watch anime with me, cute butt, likes Spanish girls, faithful,
>>28119950
Wants kids eventually, preferably 2 or 3
>>28119873
Some people have too much pride to pretend their gay for companionship.
>>28114394
I like alcohol
I don't like WW2 movies
Race-white
Ethnicity-spanish
Other than that it's me.
>>28114701
Well I'm spiritual, but close.
>>28116598
Close but I'm a "C" so if you're looking for "a or b" then no.
>>28120227
>Other than that it's me
>it's me.
What am i supposed to ask now?
>>28113953
I just want a girl who sincerely loves me
>>28120300
i like men who take charge and you clearly cannot please refrain from talking to me again and learn to be a man you pathetic wimp
vete a la verga culero
>>28118740
What parts are you missing?
A girl like this would be my dream desu
>>28114433
funny
big (tall/chubby or short/strapping)
kind hearted
bearded
soft spoken
likes the outdoors, spooky subjects and heavy music
>>28120399
shes out there anon
Girl, older than me by a few years but is still a virgin, tsundere attitude but is still caring and nurturing at times. Proportioned body, but wide hips and a nice booty would be nice. Black or brown hair and green eyes and a beautiful smile. Maximum height of 5'5". Open to anything in the bedroom to please me but secretly enjoys it more herself. Isn't crazy about video games but will play with me still. Listens to the same music as me and will sing along with me.
>tfw no qt shoegaze gf
>>28114014
whats going on with her nose?
>>28113953
>wears black
>spooky skeleton
>doesn't talk too much, or at all even
>has big scytheif you know what I mean hurrhurr
>will either end me or lead me to hades where everything is mediocre but at least the chaos is done with
>>28120678
no she isnt
I dont talk to any women at all
>>28120708
I can be your shoegaze bf if you're into that kind of thing. We can jam out together then make the sex.
>>28120649
do you donate blood? give change to homeless people?
what's your sense of humor, what do you think is funny?
>>28120783
I'm only attracted to one type of man and that's dudes who are in their 50s, balding and have beer bellies and are hairy all over. Sorry gaybro.
>>28120825
It's all good, hopefully you'll find a cutie or a dad to make you happy.
By this point, anyone capable of truly loving me would do.
>>28120823
I've never donated blood.
Nah, probably wont give you money. But I'll get you a meal, cigarettes, a ride.
>4chan
what do you think my humor is like
A cool guy who loves traps, likes to play instruments, has the same interests as me like video games, philosophy, cooking & baking and would like to sniff cocaine off my butt.
>>28120572
I recently started college, that's it.
>female
>taller than 4'11
>any race
>tolerable facial features
>less than chubby
>willing to get /fit with me
>eats healthy
>not emotionally dependent on people
>doesn't always need to talk (space)
>can enjoys each other's presence
>doesn't need to go out all the time
>mutual honesty and hides nothing from me
>loyalty
>open about her feelings
>doesn't get upset that I may seem to be an asshole because I am blunt
>personal growth
>has her own hobbies and is willing to share them with me
>likes kids
>likes animals
>likes to bake
>prefers downtempo music
>prefers dramas
My current gf with a better taste for vid.
>>28113953
>Girlor cuteboy/anyone that acts girly and non-confrontational most the time. Idc if you're a fat man as long as you act girly
>Reads VNs with me
>Into touhou
>Must have read at least one 07th expansion title prior to meeting me
Thats about it
>>28116252
>5'7, white, "normal", introverted, career driven but desperately want children soon, reasonably kind, reasonably caring vegan
>vegan
Into the trash you go
>>28113953
I don't know.
Bare essentials would just be a someone nice and caring. Even if did nothing together, we'd still have a good time.
She would like me even if we don't share similar interests and wouldn't force me to change my interests. If she enjoyed the nerdy shit I enjoyed that'd be nice.
As for her looks and physique, I don't mind short or tall, busty or flat chested. I don't mind some chub, but anorexia is a slight turn off mostly because girls like that look very sickley. If I want particular fetishes to be catered to, I love puffy nipples and big areolas. Hairy armpits and small bush is nice too.
I also have a thing for short hair, brunette or black, and pale skin/dark skin with tanlines. I'm also a bit of an ass man so a nice juicy butt would be very nice.
>gentle
>far removed from my current conception of people and reality, someone that represents something entirely new
>preferably male
>can forgive my mediocrity and give me the time required to and a place where I can change for the better
>someone who makes me forget who I even am, like starting a new life
>>28122242
Even if you at some point met this person, the fault would be on you for misjudging them. Everyone's just another human, there are better and worse people but at the end of the day no one is all that special.
>>28114480
GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN BOARD YOU NORMIE CHAD SHITHEAD
>>28122242
I might be able to provide that. Contact?
Hmm I guess
>male
>older than me (21+ though I tend to prefer older guys to a degree)
>taller than me (5'10+)
>simular interests (cosplay/ video games)
>confident as I'm shy as fuck
>don't mind chubby just not obese pls
>trustworthy, loyal all that sorta stuff
>intelligent (doesn't have to be a genius but I'm into sciences so it would be cool if they understand to a degree)
>has experience (being shy and dense at times I've only had 2 bfs before Ahahah)
Also +points if you like cats and the same weeb shit as me
>Female
>Any race
>Enjoys being active, reasonably fit (I.e rock climbing, hiking, exploring etc) as I plan to do these things with her
>Tolerates vidya/anime or likes them
>Kind, caring and honest basic emotional intelligence
>Doesn't buy into social activism distractions to feel important(Feminism, *lives matter etc)
>Has her own hobbies, doesn't need me to entertain her all the time
>Willing to go travelling
>Able to ultimately make her own decisions separate from friends and family influence
me:Black, nerdy anime watching, video game playing, pun making freak of nature who likes to keep up with technology and do his own thing. I like to go drone flying at night for instance.
>>28122780
I'm
>>28122854
Be my gf.
>>28119929
We share similiar goals I think. I actually not only dont want kids, I'm opposed to the institution of marriage, and I actually want to travel the world and live broke but free as a vegabond squatting at various places.
>>28122780
I fit all of those except the last one. What weeb shit and vidya do you like?
>>28114149
>you get an avpd gf
>you both go live in a comfy bunker
>you and her stay at different rooms all day because avpd
Didn't you think about this?
>>28123099
Weeb shit I'm kinda into love live and osomatsu at the moment. Used to be into haruhi and stuff like that. Depends.
At the moment I do games more desu
Mainly PC gaming, Left 4 Dead, fallout, Killing Floor (used to do payday until it went to shit) etc
Ace Attorney on ds and mario games are always old favourites though.
What about you?
>>28123476
Top of the pile is definitely Monogatari for me, but other than that there's all kinds of stuff I like. SZS, GitS, S;G, all sorts of SoLs and comedy shows. I like the cast of LL but I haven't finished watching S2 yet. The one genre I generally dislike is shonen, with exceptions. I don't mind older ones like GTO. I didn't pick up Osomatsu and at this point I'll just wait for blurays to appear.
I've read a handful of VNs, university doesn't leave me that much time, but from what I've read I liked Grisaia and KonoSora.
Surprised to see someone still playing L4D, I tend to look for people that still play it, but no one ever does; I have one friend that I play with sometimes but for the past one or two months we've been playing Payday 2. Pub players are insufferable 98% of the time, but if there's two of us there we usually at least pull through Overkill stuff.
I play nearly all kinds of games though depending on what I feel like, NFS, GTA, JC2, strategy games - especially like them in coop but rarely have the opportunity to play.
I actually live in the slav parts of Europe so consoles were never that big here and I've never bought one, so I missed out on the vast majority of Nintendo titles.
Do give me some means to contact you, if nothing else I'd definitely be glad to have someone still interested in those coop shooters around.
>>28113953
>catholic
>slightly chubby
>nice
Girls like that don't browse here though
>>28123775
Monogatari is one of the many anime I keep meaning to watch ahah. The designs look so good and I saw they're doing a cross-over with Madoka which is kinda cool.
steins;gate is good, I played a little of the Vn but not all [same with fate/ and a few others]
I think I seem to go for nowadays is seinen and josei, sometimes the odd shojo but that's more for nostalgia haha
desu I play l4d too much, it's like my go-to game if I have nothing else to do. I think majority of my steam friends I met on there ahahah.
Payday 1 I still do, but pd2 I was super into until the skins and stuff were added [I even cosplayed clover eughhh]
I still kinda like it but me and the friends I used to play it with are kinda off-put it. still play if I'm invited but only then really. [I was like infamous 18 or something]
GTA is always good, played some of Just cause but I seemed to do the multiplayer more.
Coop FPS seems to be what I do the most but strategy is good, like civ and xcom [though desu I'm not always the best with them]
ohh I see, that's a shame nintendo was like my childhood. I live mainland England.
yeah sure I guess you can add me on steam
[I may regret [posting it here but oh well haha]
ID/Mewlockholmes or my name atm is Kyuu
Sensitive moody girl with dark hair and pale skin
>>28113953
They look like this
Doesn't take up all my time.
Has hobbies, literally any interests that aren't just netflix and shopping.
Has a stable mood.
>>28121309
I can't cook for shit but if you were a genuine trap and not a fat guy with a wig I'd love you forever
They'd have to be a clone of me, but I'm not sure if I want a clone either because it would rightly think it's superior.
>lose hearing age 10
>still remember what it's like
>all I want is a deaf gf so I don't have to feel like shit when I can't hear her laugh or her favourite music or have a heart to heart where we don't have to face each other
please give me deaf gf god
>qt
>likes stretching
>tolerates vidya
>loves nature
>can talk with her about Universe
>likes exploring abandoned buildings
>doesn't smoke and drink
>>28122780
>taller than me
fuck you whore
>>28124371
"my hobby is studying the quran to learn about allah, anon"
how would you respond?
>>28124566
>how would you respond?
"ok"
>>28124561
lmao
desu I don't mind shorter guys, I just figure most prefer shorter grills anyways
>>28124647
fuck autocorrect how did desu become desu
>>28124566
"I'm about to get allah up in that pussy!"
>>28124676
It's a wordfilter silly
>>28124676
oh wait i'm an idiot.
What i get for lurking majority of the time I guess
>>28124477
fuck eggman comic edits still make me laff every tiem
>>28124714
ahah took me like 4 times to figure that. Goddamnn
>>28124647
>lists height as an ideal
>n-no I don't actually care
Fuck off dumb whore
>>28113953
>Shorter than me
>Average look. between 4-6
>Loves me
thats really all i want.
>>28124784
my ex was shorter than me. [He was douche though]
I just prefer taller, but if cute I don't care.
ahahaha
>>28124828
>my ex
GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE
>>28124844
ayyyy
nah
>>28124982
Fuck you normie slut
fuck off
>>28124547
Universe is always cool to talk about. Like theories and stuff?
Abandoned buildings I love to look at but I wouldn't go alone so haven't actually been myself. As long as I don't die it would be cool.
Never smoked and I don't really like drinking unlike all my friends eugh
>>28123108
I did, in fact, and I for one would not spend all my time avoiding her. I'd spend at least a few hours a day with her, because I actually desire intimacy and this would be my best chance at being able to experience it. Not to mention that if I succeeded it would probably change my life dramatically. So it's something I'm willing to work at, even if it makes me uncomfortable for a while, and even if it takes a long time.
>>28125083
Yes, I meant self-made theories.
As for exploring abandoned buildings it's my main activity outside. I have been to about 12 abandoned places and none of my friend died or had serious harm. But it's pretty common to run bacause of security or police.
Guy describing girl
>glasses
>long hair
>plays vidya
>likes cuddling/being affectionate in general
>likes to top every one in a while
>okay with being with someone whos bad at talking and bad at common sense
Of course this is the ideal but if someone had just 2 of any of these I'd be over the moon
>>28122516
Please don't get my hopes down
Someone has to be able to break the mold
I know it isn't me, but I'm tired of everything tracing back to the same old places
>>28125553
>just two of these
do you have any idea how many girls there are with glasses and long hair?
That's probably more than 30% of all girls dude.
>>28125499
ohh that's really cool. It's always nice to hear people's ideas instead of the usual things.
That would so much fun. I love the feel of old and abandoned buildings [at thats just for photos so irl would be so cooler]. It's like melancholic? maybe? not sure how to describe.
But yeah I kinda fear police on my ass or something or druggies and such who sometimes live in them haha
>>28125553
I feel like a lotta girls are like that? At least in my friend-group haha
>>28125553
That's my gf except she has short hair and I love it.
>>28125586
You're only ever what you make of yourself. I can understand circumstances limiting you, but if you're all mopey and only have such a vague idea of where you want to go and what you want to do, not even Chad Thundercock will turn you into the pinnacle of humanity. At least figure out what exactly it is you want to do and what exactly you want someone else to provide instead of literally waiting for the white knight in shining armor.
>>28125618
you seem pretty cool. How do you feel about traveling? Would you live broke but free? How do you feel about squatting?
>>28125925
I travel a lot to see friends and for conventions and stuff [kinda a weeb rip]
If we're talking like back-packing, never really tried it. I do go walking sometimes but not like major distance
I guess maybe? I haven't done a whole lot with my life yet but everything is worth a try I guess
asian and girl
plz
>>28126046
Cool, I really want to backpack across Europe and try living for free, though I'm politically active so maybe I'm not your type.
>>28126133
Maybe. I am kinda a NEET atm but plan to go back and finish medical science or law.
With politics I'm not super into it, I understand it to a degree but I'm not super active with it,sorry ahah
>>28113953
Someone that enjoy my company and is nice and that accept me as an human being and that is loyal.
The only thing I consider a no in the relationship is a fat girl.
PLS DONT DIE THREAD
I need a qt
pls qt I know you are here ;_;
>>28119249
This is me by the by. Justbecuase we are trips now.
A bf that will listen to my emotional bullshit and plan suicide with me
>>28127716
Pls be a girl. If so then you have to date me.
>>28127716
sounds pretty neat, I'm down for it
you're a grill right?
>>28127808
>>28127809
You two anons have to fight over a greasy, depressed girl lel.
>>28113953
>asian
>4'8-5'0
>a cup
>70lbs
>similar taste in anime and vidya but varied enough that we can still introduce each other to new stuff
>want sex twice a day
>be shy yet clingy and distanced from the rest of society
>>28125790
You're absolutely right
I think, at the end of the day, I want to want nothing
There is nothing anyone can help me with, and there's nothing that I can help anyone else with
I'm just grasping at straws and it's retarded. I was thinking that I wanted to be reformed, but maybe this isn't truly the case.
I wish I felt anything real other than flimsy pretentiousness.
Cute face and not too fat
Somebody who knows there is more to the world than what is immediately next to them. It saddens me to see a girl that only cares about sex and shopping.
I want a life partner who appreciates me. I want someone serious and commited to the relationship.
