This... this is you
>pic related
>>28113164
how fucking pathetic kek
>Implying I've ever been in the same room as someone having sex
>Implying, if I wanted to sneaky sneaky impreggo some 3d succubi, I wouldn't have to abduct her and imprison her until the fetus was too old to abort
>>28113196
>succubi
>her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAA
>>28113164
Poor Cuckfish
>tfw spraying chad with your cummies when he's 9 inches deep into a stacey and can't get out fast enough to catch you
>>28113164
This is literally me. Who here /drive-by fertilization/?
In highschool I genuinely used to fantasise about being the third wheel in the 'popular couple's' relationship. So this hits pretty close to home.
>>28113224
>tfw you sneak up and spurt out a perfect headshot on chad's dick right before he penetrates and he pushes your seed inside and unwillingly fertilizes her for you