>tfw a cute girl will never grind her sweaty, smelly, hairy butthole all over your face
>>28113139
>you'll never be double face-farted by two girls at once
why live
Farting is as disgusting a fetish as feet. You're worthless
I don't like farting but the idea that all the skinny, cute, shy girls out there probably have a hairy butthole drives me crazy. Not even a scat fetishist or anything, just the idea of girls being stinky and dirty in secret is amazing.
>>28113243
At least fartfags aren't as pleb-tier as fucking foot fetishists.
They're also, ironically, not anywhere near as fucking creepy.
>>28113243
>finds farting and feet "disgusting
You're vanilla as fuck m8
>>28113243
I bet you find armpits disgusting too, pleb.
>>28113271
I agree, but I prefer fat-assed, thick girls and mommies
>>28113335
Agreed nothing like a thick girl sitting on your face.
>>28113335
It's an amazing thing. The fact all the nice but shy girls out there are walking around with hairy bumholes, and in some cases hairy armpits? Absolutely crazy.
>>28113280
Foot fetish is sublime.
Farting is infantile and gross.
>>28113212
what the fuck
no wonder no girl would approach you
>>28113362
Farting is kind of gross and silly, but only normies have creepy foot fetishes.
Just fuck off, you boring nerd. Nobody likes footfags. Go make your own thread so the normies can revel in the stupidest fetish of all time.
>>28113329
Nothing wrong with armpits
>>28113392
Put your nose between the toes!
>>28113435
If she was wearing stockings i would
>>28113450
Not my thing, but good man
>>28113450
This, pantyhose and stockings is amazing.
I also want to sniff asshole through sweaty, smelly pantyhose.
>>28113362
>>28113369
It's nothing. Is only smellz :^)
>tfw imagine a stinky, sweaty, musty smell for buttholes when I fap
>tfw in reality it would just smell like shit
>>28113139
Slightly off topic, but I wonder if the pussy of a girl smells like the area between my balls and thigh. Before I take showers I sometimes rub inside that area and give it a sniff. It's really good, almost a sweet and sour smell to it.
I also sniff my toilet paper after I wipe, sometimes my shit doesn't smell too bad, but I've had times where it would smell very heavy and I could feel the heat of the shit coming off the paper. I wouldn't mind if a girls ass smelled like my sweet and sour balls sweat with a hint of shit.
>>28113560
>tfw used to sniff my underwear as a little boy while humping my bed because I liked how my light skid marks smelled in my briefs
>tfw so clean as an adult you could eat off my butthole because I wash it after every poop thoroughly
Fart fetish is minor coprophilia, if you have a fetish for gaseous passing of human fecal matter you are a mentally ill degenerate. Go and watch 120 days of Sodom that will ruin it for you
I've never really been into farting but recently I fucked my gfs ass to oblivion and she farted unintentionally a few times and it really turned me on /shrug
>>28113139
I used to kinda like the idea of this, until I 69 with my girlfriend on top of me.
It was super humid and stuffy, and it was almost hard to breathe from that. It smelt pretty strong too, not sweet at all. Like being in a small space with a really hairy sweaty fat person and all you can smell and breathe is their stink. Like my girlfriend isn't even fat or hairy or anything, and she keeps pretty clean. It totally took me by surprise how much it kinda choked me. But some of you degenerate robots are probably into that
>>28113606
you smell shit a lot don't you
>>28113723
>talks about how he sniffed and licked human feces
you are in position to be calling anyone a degenerate
>>28113139
>tfw gf doesn't smell
>perfect asshole
>perfect ass
>won't sit on my face or let me eat her ass
Here's a Corvette. Doesn't have any tires, though. I hope you don't mind...
>>28113743
It's kinda a strange ritual. I used to just check the paper to see if there was blood or something that looked "off". I'd occasionally smell a bit of it but it never bothered me. As of the past couple years or so my shit smelled differently, very steamy and gross. I don't do it ALL the time since I don't go for the sniff all the time, especially if it's wet poop/small poop/poop in pieces/diarrhea but I look at my shit alot.
It's all fantasy. Unless some of you have truly tried it, you won't like it. You just get off to the thought of it
>>28113800
Not true. Most girls smell and are just fucking gross. Some girls, however, never smell. You're either blessed or you aren't. It's like having a nice penis or a perfect innie vagina.
>>28113800
Idk man I love licking ass
>>28113765
What an agonizing situation to be in. Have you talked to her about it or just mentioned it?
>>28113800
Good thing I'll never have sex so my fetish can never be destroyed.
