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Toasted bagel edition
Enjoying a toasted bagel right now lads. Post the missus.
>>28112562
shes always there in my time of need.
>>28112532
Just had some crumpets for pre-work brekkie.
Could get used to it.
just had my crunch nut cornflakes and coffee and been thinking.
Anyone old enough to remember Game Network on Sky?
I really want to find the clips of that guy who dressed up and pretended to play legend of mir irl
>>28112562
This is the beginning of the end
>>28112740
Think thats the channel I found Myth of Soma on years ago, vaguely remember it.
>>28112858
yeah they had coverage of that too. god i miss the late 90s/early 00s
left my car windows open over night and it rained.
today is already going great.
>>28112914
get rekt cager
>just spent 100quid on new trainers and earrings
I think im gonna be sick lads, fuck that's a decent chunk of money, coulda got myself a 3ds to jailbreak.
>>28113226
>earrings
i hope you're female
dark souls 3 desu lads
>>28113264
no mayneee
>>28113484
dark souls 1 still to be honest family. Wish I didn't have to go into uni so I could just play all morning, and get frustrated by lunch and not play it for the rest of the day desu.
Are we /Brit/
>>28113484
Finally got a cheap gtx960 from ebay to play it.
At the cathedral now, still not my favourite game yet but I haven't really fought many bosses
DaS1 > Bloodborne > DeS > DaS2 were my rankings before this one
>>28113542
How are there still people who havent already played dks1 to death
>>28113622
speaking of which, what weapons you lads using? I'm still using an upgraded broadsword and i'm not sure whether to upgrade it or wait for something else, strength character
>>28113626
not everyone bothers to join in on hypefests, Ive never played FF7 for example and someone would probably mock me for not playing that to death
>>28113626
Only got a 360 a couple of years ago mate. I like to pretend I'm a classy leddit, 'patient gamer', but in reality I'm a poorfag and was satisfied playing old and indie games on old consoles and my toaster laptop.
That said, I want a PS4 soon because BB.
>>28113652
>didnt play dks1
>hasnt played ffvii
>not everyone bothers to play good games
ftfy
>>28113672
bloodborne is shit mate skip it along with dks2 and go straight for dks1
Monday has come round once again. Time for the same old routine.
for the best breakfast a robot could possibly enjoy, have a nicely toasted bagel then spread some butter on it and 3 sausage links and top it with some Daddy's brown sauce
Pic related is the sauce i am talking about and if you guys haven't tried it i highly highly recommend it
>>28113818
I'm playing DaS1 now. Might skip Das2, as I've heard mixed things, but BB's aesthetic is right up my alley.
>>28113805
>FF7
>Good
also I did play DKS1, i ranked them in a post here >>28113622
Got an interview at WH Smith in a couple hours, wish me luck cunts.
>>28113986
gl muppet
>>28113986
I bet you don't get it
>>28112562
waifu
>>28113818
>bloodborne is shit
It's shit if you're one of those "git gud" PvP plebs who has to min/max everything and invade people all day because the multiplayer is sketchy. The bosses, music and weapons are the best in the series.
DaS1 = BB > DeS > DaS3 > DaS2
Dark Souls 3 has been a bit of a disappointment, it's linear as fuck and covenants are still mostly broken.
Anyone here at uni or going to uni?
Starting in September and dunno what to expect (I'm 21, did an apprenticeship before I went for my A levels)
>>28113622
DaS1 > DeS = BB >>>> DaS2
Thinking 3 will slot in behind DeS and BB but ahead of the massive gap to DaS2.
>>28114018
>>28114045
I'm not that far yet but the souls series just feels stagnant so far in 3, seen it all before and all the art assets look copy/pasted
at least Bloodborne had the best aesthetics in the series, but this really has to be the last dark souls, hope they make a souls-like in a samurai universe or some shit
>>28114002
thanks f,a,m
>>28114006
same, I suck at competency interviews, but it's shit hours so if no one else is going for it I may luck out, that's pretty much how I got my only over job which only lasted 2 weeks.
>>28114075
>hope they make a souls-like in a samurai universe or some shit
BB 2/DeS 2 pls, probably BB 2 because fuck the aesthetics are so delicious
>>28113893
>Daddies
Get out of my country you fascist
>>28112562
posting best chicken
>>28113986
good luck cunt
>>28112562
waifu tax
>>28114146
ty m8
>>28114035
unifag here. What subject are you studying?
>>28114190
Chemical engineering bro.
I kno STEM meme but job looks pretty interesting desu sempai
>>28114292
Well I study philosophy (so yeah, humanities meme), so I can't help you too much. I'd just suggest developing good habits in first year. Getting your work done, making the most of optional opportunities to learn, etc. You won't struggle if you just relax and stay on top of first year, because second and third year and just building upon that. The people who struggle are the ones that never learnt to write and essay or report in first year.
>>28114018
>It's shit if you're one of those "git gud" PvP plebs
This. These games should be judged on the single player not how much you can grind invasions like a cuck.
>>28114018
>>28114334
you haven't lived until you've scraping speared a new player into having to restart their character on demons souls
>>28114075
That's what happens when you become a meme series. Prepare to die anon XD.
>>28114327
Yeah gonna try and really stick in, I'm not going to uni to party and fuck around - it's a lot of money to waste if you need to resit years n shit.
I'm gonna try and make as many liberal arts friends as possible, so far every cunt I've met in STEM is a permavirgin/sperglord. What's everyone like? Artsy stoners/SJWs?
>get birthday present from my dad
>didn't ask for anything from him and kept insisting he doesn't need to do anything for me
>gets me a gtx 980ti
i never asked for this dad ;_;
>>28114459
What a cheapskate.
>>28114459
Treat him to dinner lad. He sounds like a great dad.
>>28114459
Stop wasting time shitposting you spoilt little shit and spend some time with your cool dad.
>>28112562
Looking at getting a custom wall scroll of her. Having a hard time narrowing it down to just one image though desu~
>BHS going bust
Be honest lads, when was the last time you even saw a fucking BHS?
>>28114985
to be honest the problem is that pakis are now forcing businesses like BHS to go out of business, and the jobs that will be lost will be mostly british jobs where as pakis just hire each other, this country is fucked
>>28115003
The problem with BHS was that it got stuck in 1987, failed to diversify, failed to catch up and was just like a shit overpriced Debenhams.
>>28114985
There's one in Nottingham but because it's a shop that doesn't interest me, I don't realise it's there.
>>28115003
You forgot to mention how they breed all of our women while we wank off to porn.
>>28115037
>failed to diversify
kill yourself please
>>28115049
I'm taking a wild guess but I believe he's pissing around.
>>28115049
What's wrong with that?
They failed to diversify their business model from "shit 80s furniture and homewares, with clothes even your mum wouldn't wear"
That's failing to diversify.
>He asked for a pic
It's been fun
>>28115069
good luck, it never goes well though
>>28114985
Surprised it didn't dissappear when C&A's did in the UK. Theres still one in Cambridge but it's in a old dilapidated shopping centre that i last went in 10 years ago.
>>28115073
At-least I have the emails to re-read.
>>28115134
i have to always keep deleting emails, the pain is too much
>people tell me how amazing i am and how wonderful i treat them and no one has ever done what i do and they want to be with me
>gets to picture time
>sorry cant do this bye
honestly though i hope it goes well for you
>>28114710
Remember to use http://waifu2x.udp.jp/ if the image is too small
>>28113495
Is this how you get raped by refugees Barry? Yes, other Barry. This is how you get raped by refugees.
Faeces bacteria found on ice at KFC restaurant by undercover researcher http://bbc.in/1SGprox
>>28115069
I never do that to a girl, i always see if they just decide to show me.
Doesn't work out every time anyway...
>>28115049
>>28115066
>cucks thinking everything is about MUH PAKI MENACE
>>28115068
Doesn't take much working out, does it lads.
>>28115157
I kinda know that feel. Happened twice before with pics and I've just not bothered anymore until now (Year and a half later.)
I wish my appearance fit my personality better instead of being more masculine than warm and cute. I'm jealous of cute, friendly looking boys, maybe you're similar.
>>28115249
i would prefer to be more masculine, but to actually be handsome rather than an ugly manlet mess
>>28115157
>>28115249
Try not being fat disgusting slobs?
>>28115287
I'm fine with being a manlet, seems to bother girls more than guys. Ugly part though..
>>28115306
I'm not fat at all. Being skinny doesn't make you attractive, that only works for girls due to all the desperate men out there.
>>28115335
I've never seen a female that couldn't get a boyfriend. No matter how obese, disfigured or mentally impaired they are, they always manage.
>>28115335
people who are attractive usually cant comprehend that people can just be ugly, so they will say youre fat and a neckbeard and disgusting
>>28113818
Ignore this faggot. BB is a solid game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86AdGQk7OF4
saw this on youtube, its pretty disgusting to me that the nigger is the most understandable person for me in this video, i dont know what it is about scouse but it hardly sounds english at times
Wage slaving here lads.
Cushy office job. Spend most of the day online. No one really knows what I do and as I do it so easily they don't want to replace me
Might have a greggs for my lunch
>>28115456
Wew lad, is every club getting their own Arsenal fan TV now?
>>28115456
What is this shit and why does it make me want to die more?
>>28115490
best football related youtube is true geordie
>>28115555
Fuck off. He's an unfunny fat cunt. No such thing as a football fan channel that isn't completely cancerous.
>>28115585
i just like seeing a fat geordie get upset
>>28114373
A few arty stoners who scrape by, a few SJWs who tend to keep quiet outside of guild activity, and a fair few people who are actually much much cleverer than they would appear.
If you've got 'academic' related societies in your unis guild I'd recommend checking them out. Often they put on public lectures that anyone can turn up to and I've had fun, and actually chatted to quite a few people at that sort of thing. Often inspires me to study harder too, because you meet people who are well versed in various niches of academia and it's quite impressive. Even as a robot, it's nice to have a little bit higher standard of conversation.
>>28115456
Liverpool should be gassed.
>>28115585
>No such thing as a football fan channel that isn't completely cancerous.
AFTV is glorious when they fuck up.
>>28114373
>I'm not going to uni to party and fuck around
This is the mistake I made. I studied hard and got a first, and that was it. Employers look at a first view it negatively because it says to them that all you did was study, no socialising or anything else.
>>28115617
t. first year student
>Signed up for tinder last night.
>Swiped right on maybe 50 girls.
>Woke up to 23 matches and 4 messages.
>>28115690
you get 20 likes a day, revise the story
>>28115690
get out
fafaegeagaea
>first year of uni
turn up to all your lectures, well dressed, get your work in on time
>third year of uni
turn up to some of your lectures, sometimes in your fucking pyjamas, rush your work on the final night before the deadline
>>28115685
Third year undergrad. Can't recall ever meeting a first year attending optional lectures to be honest.
>>28115456
>>28115648
I love Liverpool. Fucking bunch of mad twats. Can you imagine how the whole modern worlds SJW beta-male bollocks goes down there?
>>28115736
Just because SJW shit wouldn't go down there doesn't mean they are anything amazing, scousers are white niggers.
>>28115617
>higher standard of conversation
*tips fedora*
kys
>talk to girl for months
>Gets to end of Uni Year
>"We're both so busy and should really go out separate ways"
Fuck Vicky
>>28115752
>talk to girl for months
>ask her out at end of year
>'oh sorry I have an online boyfriend I've never met'
>still thinks we can be friends
she posts here, fuck you
>>28115752
>Vicky
Slut name
>>28115740
Would rather 'white niggers' than actual niggers and pakis like every other big city.
>>28115782
Less slutty than Victoria though.
>>28115752
>snapchat a girl for a few weeks after talking again since last year
>ask if she wants to go for dessert
>"I'll have to let you know"
Fucking flakers.
>>28115781
Jesus, you sound like quite the beta male.
>>28115787
I'll take none thanks, sorry but just because they are white doesn't mean they are any different from niggers I hate, given a choice to remove scousers along with niggers and pakis, I would do it.
>>28115740
>>28115736
>>28115787
>>28115722
All of you shits need to fuck off right now
>>28115805
would a beta male go on to fuck her sister?
because that's what happened
>>28115802
>take a girl home from the club
>pay for a taxi for the pair of us back to mine
>by the time we get there she's basically out cold and I can't wake her
>let her sleep on my couch while I wank in the bathroom
Fucking lightweights.
>>28115069
>take a photo of the front of my face
>hmm not bad, I'm quite handsome
>take a photo from the side
>absolutely no jawline, looks like the bottom half of my head is a potato
The feeling is worse when you feel good about yourself first. The trick to avoid disappointment is to just accept you're an ugly cunt from the start
>>28115815
why? would you rather we talk about waifus?
>>28115787
Nah, whites are the worst by far, they'll stab you just for fun and they're so noisy
>>28115836
That's what the board is for, yes.
Speaking of Uni I really don't like how common and socially acceptable it is for girls to 'travel around Europe' in the summer or a gap year. The reality is they go see the same boring sights in the capitals, get drunk and get some foreigner cock. This is what is seen as cultured these days.
oh shit I forgot to send a confirmatoin email and the interview is in an hour, is it going to be alright lads?
>>28115853
>travel
Their feet don't touch the ground. They just bounce from cock to dick.
If a girl tells you her interests include "travelling" it's a red flag. Get out of there.
>>28115806
>'ll take none thanks
Impossible in a city.
>>28115849
Fuck off Amir.
>>28115853
exact same thing goes for men. thats all lifes really about these days. everything else is shite.
>>28115861
Travel is a red flag ey? I can believe this.
>>28115853
they should post on 4chan instead, right?
You're pathetic
>>28115876
Well yes. They claim that theyre travelling to experience life but thats too good actual life is shite. Like this. This is reality. This is as good as it gets.
>>28115861
What's with all the fedora tipping posts today?
>>28115876
They should actually travel instead of doing the same thing they do in clubs back home, downing vodka and fucking blokes. Poor people are the worst travelers out.
>>28115894
YOURE ON R9K
FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28115894
Well "travelling" is a red flag. Especially if they only go to euro countries.
Travelling to me is Australia, HUEzil, America, Mexico etc. Places that ain't spain, Africa, Thailand etc.
>>28115927
>>28115920
I don't think you have any idea what others do and are just projecting
>>28115927
>Euro countries
>Africa
>Thailand
Only joking I get you. People travel to post the pictures on Facebook and make it look like they're living in a world that isn't actually a prison and living hell.
>get a job
>suddenly not autistic anymore
Wew lads. Didn't see this one coming.
I mean I still spend all of my off time alone, but I was surprised at how well I've dealt with being forced to interact with people. It's really fucking easy once you realise 99% of people don't want to talk about anything deeper than the weather/how tired they are/football.
Poleaboo is signing on in an hour
I won't be watching Game of Thrones tonight because I'm not 11
>>28115927
I want you to colour in the countries that count as 'travelling' to you
>>28115674
>Employers look at a first view it negatively because it says to them that all you did was study, no socialising or anything else.
Literally what? You think employers would rather see that you got a 2:2 instead of a first? "Hey at least this guy isn't a nerd like the rest of them. It's ok that his grades aren't great because at least he was out every weekend getting smashed."
Unless you come across as an autist, it's also possible to get a first and socialize regularly, or at least have appeared to
>>28115960
Your autism is just in shock and subdued. It still lurks in the depths. And one day. All the spaghetti from your deepest darkest depths will erupt.
>>28115976
I ain't fucking about with that mate.
Iceland, all the tiny ass islands, Switzerland, Norway, Jamaica, Barbados and Cuba to name a few.
If you're gonna travel, do it right.
>>28115927
>Travelling to me is Australia, HUEzil, America, Mexico etc. Places that ain't spain, Africa, Thailand etc.
You're a retard
>>28115982
A first is no different to a 2:1 and everyone who applied has the same degree so it's meaningless
the other stuff like joining clubs is what gets you the job
>>28115894
Oh yeah I'm sure they're visiting all those warm climate countries for the 'culture'. OK buddy.
>>28116014
>You're a retard
So are you :^)
>wake up
>sit in this position till 2am
>go back to bed.
this is my life.
>>28116003
>Iceland, all the tiny ass islands, Switzerland, Norway, Jamaica, Barbados and Cuba to name a few.
you're still a retard
>>28116032
>you're still a retard
And you're still a retard :^)
>>28115982
He didn't word it well. I think he meant to say a 2.1 with placement experience or clubs/societies is better than 1st with nothing.
>>28115982
An employer would rather see you got a 2:1.
A 2:1 is more desirable because it says you had some fun at uni, you didn't spend your four years locked up in a room studying.
Don't argue with me on this mate, my mum works in HR.
>>28115976
the only places worth going
>>28116031
>tfw being neet is making me fatter
>>28116043
That's exactly what I said that stupid cunt can't read.
>>28116048
>draining the oceans
absolute madman
>>28116073
kek
fuck water
>>28115826
Out cold? Whats the problem? Stick a condom on and go to town.
>>28116104
thats rape
he should have made her a bowl of eggs
>>28116104
A tenga is more enjoyable than an unconscious girl.
>>28116114
>he should have made her a bowl of eggs
That shit never gets old
>>28116003
>If you're gonna travel, do it right
RealTraveler (tm) Xperience copyright all rights reserved.
I bet you stay at hostels you fucking pleb. Nobody cares how you travel, there is no right or wrong way to do it.
You come across as a typical 16 year old teenage girl ready to soak up some nig nog culture like some sort of sponge so you can blog about how you went to a hut in the middle of nowhere and ate camel shit because you're not the average tourist.
>>28116134
>there is no right or wrong way to do it.
Well there's the "I want to experience cocks so I'll go to the standard places everyone else goes and pose with sedated tigers"
Or you can select the more mature option of "I want to see different and beautiful places with 10/10 scenery and really enjoy life and relaxation"
I can tell you must be part of the first option
>>28116003
>do it right
You can get more travelling done on youtube than you can in person.
>>28116216
>>28116226
Fuck off, you're ruining the thread
have i got enuff sleep i should i close my eyes again for a bit?
>>28116216
>"I want to see different and beautiful places with 10/10 scenery and really enjoy life and relaxation"
it's called anime and vidya
>>28116216
>I want to see different and beautiful places with 10/10 scenery and really enjoy life and relaxation
But you can do that in literally any country in the world except maybe the ones at war and weird exceptions like North Korea.
It's all entirely subjective. Again, there is no rigt or wrong way to travel.
What if I go to Thailand and fuck ladyboys for a week in Bangkok while drinking European beer but then travel around the rest of the country the next week? Am I not travelling right?
Go away RealTraveler, you're probably posting here because the people in /trv/ got sick of your shit.
TRAVEL WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU WANT FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU WANT
Now lets move on...
whats the best way to prepare chicken?
Need a shit to be quite honest but I can't be bothered to get up.
Wish I was a rich lord in the Georgian Era so I could ring a bell and some qtp2t could bring me a pot to have a shit in and then wipe my arse.
Maybe I'd give her tit a cheeky squeeze and threaten to throw her family out on the streets if she doesn't let me have a little suck.
>>28116454
Well no. The point is that these girls use travelling as an excuse to have sex with strangers and not feel guilty about it. It's a serious problem.
>>28116464
Your posts are fuc.king awful
>>28116464
they dont though. they say WOOO IM GOIN' TO MAGA' and its safely assumed by all that shes going to get her arse wrecked to oblivion.
>>28116464
Literally every male I've talked to about travelling goes on about how they can't wait to bang foreign women.
TraveIing is shit.
>>28116527
They don't though. They say "I'm going travelling around Europe/Asia/America/Africa" and then go and get fucked by every nigger or arab she comes across.
>>28116532
Men are supposed to have a lot of sex. Women aren't. You cannot compared the two in this way.
Which waifu is the ugliest lads?
>>28116592
You're tragic mate. You really need to get of r9k it's not doing you any good.
>>28116464
>>28116574
What do you think 99.9% of single men do (or try to do) when they go abroad?
Listen, I'm a "women reeeeeeeeeeeee" kind of guy just like most people in this thread but don't be so naive to think that it's any different for men.
>>28116609
see >>28116592
Stop comparing men and women as if they are the same, you're an idiot.
>>28116607
Except he's right.
>>28116629
This is caveman level shit.
By this paradigm I should go around beating up and possibly murdering everyone weaker than me to prove I'm a dominant male.
>>28116454
diced and fried with chorizo
>>28116651
>This is caveman level shit.
welcome to how our fucking bodies work
> tfw gf is dragging me interrailing for 3 weeks this summer
It literally can't get any more white and middle class than Traveling (TM) around Europe. I'm only going for the drugs in Amsterdam and the death camps in Poland.
>>28116651
This is strawman level shit
time to go to sleep at 2pm
good ""night"" lads
>>28116454
yeah, lets keep talking about anime, pakipoo and Tilde :^).
You fuck off. It's /britfeel/. Home of general chit chat and 'Travelling' is the main topic for now.
>>28116574
This. Just fucking look on Tinder for christ sake. They're either in a picture with some dirty African children, with some elephants/sedated tigers in Thailand or in America.
Then they have the original "I wanna go travelling/find a travel buddy". Immediate red flag.
>>28116651
Humans haven't changed significantly since the neolithic period so we're still "caveman level shit".
Educate yourself.
>>28116802
To a certain degree, yes. But on the other hand we have had a few thousand years of civilisation developing.
>>28116848
The physiology is still the same. There is no justifiable reason for a woman to have a lot of sex, she can only get pregnant once every 9 months.
>>28116919
I know this is crazy, but sex feels good. Maybe women want to feel good like men do?
>>28116936
>Hedonism
Thanks for trying.
>>28116936
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
>>28116936
"But judge, killing feels GOOD so it's ok!"
- you
>>28116947
Do you call it hedonism if men do it? Are couples that indulge in sex without intent to create a child hedonists?
>>28116955
Yeah because taking part in a natural and pleasurable activity is exactly the same as taking someone's life.
>>28116936
Eating feels good, but you wouldn't eat yourself into obesity.
A woman that has sex with a lot of men isn't desirable because it brings into question her loyalty and whether or not any children will actually be yours.
With our laws the way they are these days and the bias towards women, it's even more important that she isn't a slag; a relationship is a very dangerous investment on the man's part.
And before you ask no, this isn't applicable to men. Men have evolved to have sex as much as possible, that's their raison d'etre. Women's is child rearing.
HAHA ANXIETY!
>>28116991
>b-but what about men
men != women
>>28117022
>raisen detereee
>whining about females
Think you might be gay mate
>>28116947
>he hasn't abandoned all of his morals in the pursuit of ultimate pleasure
Enjoy being literal pleb tier for the rest of your life.
Now I remember why I stopped coming to these threads
>>28117051
Great riposte.
>>28116629
>I can't believe women are so primitive that they go for Chad instead of me.
>There is a primitive reason why women should not be allowed to have sex!
Astounding double standards here.
Poleaboo is back from his Job Centre appointment
They didn't ask to see proof of application of jobs
Just a bit of chat about NU-TRAXX
Not trouble with the electronic signing this time
>>28117076
Great stuff mate, thank you for the update
>>28117060
Oh fuck off it has always been this way, stop trying to get attention.
Either stick around or piss off elsewhere, you're the kind of person to announce to everyone that they deleted facebook, nobody cares.
>tfw waiting for the takeaway to open at 3
I just want to eat junk food and throw it up desu. I haven't eaten anything for two days now~
350 million years ago, the Earth was covered with six metre tall mushrooms
>>28117022
100 percent quality post. No sarcasm intended.
just got back from work and popped down to the village shop.
got babybels, a steak slice and caramel galaxy big bar
Gotta get two fillings lads, why does dentistry cost so fuckig much.
>>28117053
>he doesn't live his life for a purpose greater than himself
By the way, Roman upper classes spoke Greek. For instance, I am of the arastoi and you are a simple minded thes.
>>28117131
Prove it
mushroom comment
>>28117128
Literally what is the point?
Better off just starving yourself and saving the money (to help your parents with your funeral costs)
Dense cunt
>>28117150
>purpose greater than himself
So in your case MGTOW?
>>28117170
No, Christ.
>>28117150
>purpose greater than himself
Don't kid yourself aon, you're doing nothing with your life. The world doesn't care about either of us, you owe it nothing.
End me, lads. On the escalator at my local department store and had 3 girls laugh at me. I don't even know why they were laughing at me.
>>28117076
and you didn't get nicked
good day hey
For dinner should I have
>morrison's breaded chicken fillets and delicious uncle ben's spicy mexican rice
>chicago town 'the takeaway' chicken and ham pizza
can't decide
>>28117128
Eat it and don't throw it up laddo
>>28117128
Try for 20 days without food.
>>28117229
chicken and rice.
I cooked a few chicken breasts in mixed herb covering(?) a few days ago, gonna finish those off tonight with a bit of rice and beans I reckon
>>28117229
>morrison's breaded chicken fillets and delicious uncle ben's spicy mexican rice
>tfw it's already almost 3pm
haven't even showered today or had any food, time flies by too quick by when you're neet
Anyone got any weed in the north-West or ideally Preston? My dealer is on holiday and I'm too autistic to ask one of my other friends who smokes :(
Talk to someone:
>go red in the face
Get asked a question:
>go red in the face
Walk up a set of stairs:
>go red in the face
>thinking about all this
>go red in the face
Who else /redface/ here?
>>28117223
yeah
I'm sure the Polish girl has read the message though, perhaps this is mercy on her part?
>>28117263
Me desu.
Thinking about how often I go red in the face also makes me go red in the face.
Only people I can speak to without it happening are my close family.
Fucking wish I was black.
>>28117274
She doesn't give a shit about you anymore. You're not a threat to her any longer. She's moved on and is living her life.
>>28117289
>Fucking wish I was black.
bit drastic mate
>>28117263
I only really get this nowadays when I'm in a group of people and they're all looking at me/asking something. Used to get it all the time.
Dark, dark days.
I miss winter. I miss being able to be comfy in my duvet
>>28117302
If I was black I would be a socially competent, athletic normie. No reason not to wish for that.
>>28117377
I have met black autists. I think you'd be one of them
Manchester Asda introduces "quiet hour" to help autistic shoppers stressed by noise http://bbc.in/1SZFAiz
>>28117391
Probably, but at least I wouldn't turn red every time a girl breathes within 10 metres of me.
>>28117453
Poleaboo will be there.
>>28117453
That sounds terrifying
>>28117453
Nice to know they are thinking about the pakipoo audience
Anyone else this comfy?
>Watching nothing to declare
>Somalian asking a gook in broken english why she wants to enter the country.
What a time to be alive.
>>28117588
goddammn that some 10/10 comfy there
>tfw i have to be at work in 45 minites
>>28117263
Ever since I was a teen.
How do you even begin 'fixing' it?
If I talk to someone I don't really know my face goes red.
This makes me not want to talk to people because of the embarrassment, especially when they point it out to everyone around.
Not talking to people though just makes it worse because I'm not dealing with the problem face on. I guess 'grow a pair' would be good advice but I'm too broken now. I just keep to myself
>>28117704
Wear a mask
How does Paypal work when it comes to getting your money back?
I wanna try a digital product, but I'm not sure if I'm going to like it. The website says they'll refund you if you ask within 30 days, but what if they just say "nope", can I go through paypal and get my money back?
>>28117289
I hate it when I'm having a conversation and I go slightly red, barely noticeable, but then I think about it and it get so much worse. How do you even begin talking to girls when that happens to you? How can they even take you seriously?
>>28117453
or you could go at 4am when normal autistic people go shopping
>>28117263
>>28117289
>>28117753
When I talk to girls I get so flushed that my face feels warm. I once used the back of my hands to cool my cheeks down and she asked me what was wrong, I guess it looked like I was fed up or crying.
It always happens too, I can't have a conversation with an attractive girl without lighting up like a traffic light. It's such a giveaway that it ruins my chances with them.
>>28117742
What's the website you're buying from?
Senior editor on Bangladesh's first LGBT magazine hacked to death, media reports and officials say
>>28117805
For what reason?
Maybe he was bumming little boys.
>>28117263
Maybe you should not think about having sex with her or sniffing her boobs next time you meet an attractive female. Wtf lol
>no one fell for my phishing since yesterday
Not even sure why I bother anymore, there's nothing more to play for right now since I've already gotten what I want
Maybe boost my available funds by a bit
>>28117529
mummy does all his shopping
>>28117800
Doesn't reaIIy matter
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>>28117805
>>28117817
they don't like it up em
>>28117817
For using a toilet instead of the designated shitting streets.
>>28117817
It's Bangladesh. They don't approve of fags.
>>28117868
Yes, but was it he hacked to death because he's a fag, or is it completely irrelevant and they just use "LGBT editor" for clickbait purposes and he was killed for another reason
>>28117868
>>28117888
what he said famaila
>>28117888
Who cares he's brown and a bender.
>>28117805
he was computer hacked to death. somebody sent him a picture of a toilet and he thought he was looking into the 4th dimension
Never even heard of or seen a BHS TbH
>>28117717
4 UUUUUU
robloxpls
Toasted bagel and now I'm gonna have a wank. This is the life lads.
>>28117888
Probably the latter. It's more than just this case, they've been hacking all these atheists and political dissidents to death over there for ages
Shame bryony lost on countdown. It was a close game and she seemed nice.
Has 80s indie pepe anon been about recently? I've been away.
