>tfw no metal gf to play guitar with
I just wanna jam out some fucking sludge metal, but I always gotta do it myself.
just kill me now.
>tfw i was in a joke black metal band with my ex gf
>tfw we played local gigs
>tfw i now have no friends and am a total loser who rarely leaves my bedroom
>>28113946
detsorgsekalf?
>>28113972
>>28113946
Dude, if it is, you guys were awesome. And sorry about your vocalist.
>>28113972
Hahahaha no robot, we were very very small time. Literally only played a few local shows and at friends houses
Also she isn't ded, just no one talks to me anymore
>>28112469
>Love metal
>Love metal girls
>Personally awful at instruments
She wouldn't like me anyway because I can't shred like a mad man
>>28114107
That wasn't my band, but im going to pretend you're talking about us anyway.
Aww thnx bro
>>28114151
Ah, okay. Your description just made me think of them lol.
>just no one talks to me anymore
I know the feel, man. I used to have friends but no one talks to me anymore either.
>>28114174
Don't worry. I can shred, but girls don't care. Even metal girls.
>>28114216
So how does one attract a metal girl if not shredding?
>>28114239
You gotta be metal chad I guess. If it was 2007, you'd just have to look like Alexi Laiho or something, but now you gotta be metal chad.
>>28114239
>Be attractive
OR
>Be confident
Preferably both, they're the same as every othet girl
>>28114216
Implying you can shred
>>28114283
I can, but I don't really do it anymore. I find it kind of boring and tasteless. It was cool when I was a teenager, and it helped me become a better guitar player, but shredding isn't important for making good music.
>tfw no satanist black metal gf to be in your band
I loooooooove guitarist boys, I tried to learn music but I just don't get good at it (I cannot hear the difference between c and c# for example)
all I can ever do is be the best audience and headbang to qt guitarists on stage
>>28114364
Wish there were more girls like you where I live.
Learning how to play takes a long time and lots of patience. You should give it another shot.
>>28114364
Hey, OP here. Add me on KIK. my username is paperketchup.
>>28113946
How do you find a guitarist girl to play guitar with you? That sounds so fucking satisfying.
>>28114403
am too poor, and currently focusing on artfagging instead.
>>28114548
i dont have kik, post ur face i'll decide if i want to make one for you
Why do girls who like metal always fucking smell gross?
>>28114714
It's probably not worth it unless you're from my area. You close to reno at all?
>>28114780
no i am from asia ;-;
>>28114801
Oh, sorry anon. Hope you find your guitarist guy.
>>28114815
>Hope you find your guitarist guy.
>in asia
haaaaaaaaaaha ha haha hahanever ever will there be one rip ;-;
>love metal and have long hair
>have social anxiety
>tfw too afraid to attend metal shows and meet new friends
>tfw most metalfags don't even play vidya
>>28115005
Damn... Here's my face. Again the kik is paperketchup. Sorry if you think I'm ugly or whatever.
>tfw no ______ wife who browses here and loves to play with her ____
>>28112469
pls sing me to sleep Laura
;-;
>>28115169
Nothing wrong with wanting a woman with similar interests.
>>28112469
I wish I could find anyone, boy or girl to jam sludge metal with
>>28115299
She's ugly but the act that she plays awesome sludge metal makes her so sexy.
>>28114174
same famm.
I just play folk indie shit and hide my metal power level.
>>28115320
Fact, not act...
>>28115029
Same
>want friends to go to shows with
>have to go to shows to make friends
>>28115320
Nah, she's not ugly
>>28115337
I went to the "At The Gates" reunion tour back in '08 and those guys were all easy and autistic enough to make friends with pretty easily. Just go and have fun, bro.
>>28115359
She totally is though, by conventional standards. I'd still do her because Kylesa is so good.
>tfw when no Kat gf
>>28115417
>tfw tfw that feel
>>28112469
>tfw no metal gf
Girls who love metal are incredibly common. Stop whining.
>>28114721
they take lots of dicks and don't bathe
>>28114721
>Why do girls who like metal always fucking smell gross?
I think you mean everybody who likes metal.
>>28112469
Girls cannot into metal. prove me wrong.
>>28115673
I'm a CS major and 90% of the girls here like metal and nothing else. There are metal parties like every 3 months. Too bad I really hate metal
>>28115784
>cs major
>90% of the girls here
so about 9 girls
>>28115784
Let me guess. Avenged Sevenfold, Black Veil Brides, and Bring Me The Horizon? I'll bet they'll tell you how they listened to Blood on the Dance Floor when they were teens.
>>28115829
actually, 20-25% of the ~600 students here are women. There are several beta orbiters or at least a chad for each one of them.
>>28115859
no idea family, probably most of them listen to pleb and or really popular metal, but as I said I'm not into metal so I don't know what bands they listen to.
u-uh
i am a girl metaller and i play guitar & bass
i've always wanted a boyfriend who's a metalhead too, especially one with long hair. i'd love to create a small band or just write songs together
pic related is me
>>28115673
Either lame bait or you know next to nothing about metal. The doom scene in particular is full of women.
>>28115964
I want to believe. ;-;
>TFW no iron qt gf to shine and polish before bending her over and set her to "vibrate"
When is it going to be the future, I want my metal waifu nao.
>>28115964
can i be your bf pls, i like black metal a lot, i cut off my long hair because of depression but i can grow it out for you if you want
>>28116010
i swear to god if you're another fucking neet telling me how i am bait i will rek you m8
i am not bait i am fucking real i will post a timestamp of any household item if necessary
>>28115964
post another pic where your whole face can be seen you look qt
>>28116039
i love black metal!! especially some earlier depressing stuff such as shining and silencer, old mayhem albums
we can have future conversations if you'd like
>>28116045
post it bitch also post tits or butt, feet too
>>28115964
Only shows just how easy these attention whoring cunts can get a boyfriend and friends, while a male posts his qt chart or something else and remains lonely.
>women can be lonely
Nice joke.
>>28116069
do you like dissection?
pls be my gf
>when your thread gets hijacked by an attention seeking roatstie.
>>28114674
She was just a friend of mine in our social circle. We were all socially awkward metalhead nerds and we had mutual friends.
I miss those times ;_;
>>28116157
>socially awkward
>had friends including girls guitarists
jesus chrishit get the fuck out normalfag twat
>>28116083
I am lonely.
I was raised lonely, with no person to cling to from the moment of my birth.
I never learned how to properly make friends because of my autistic social skills that were caused due to my only family member - my mother - being cold and distant.
Til this day, I sit at home and have one friend who the same way as I do, who also has me as her only friend. Even that is changing, because we are planning to go in different directions in the future.
Yeah, my face and body aren't disfigured. I'm not fat, because my metabolism system is incredibly fast and doesn't allow me to gain weight so yeah, I could be considered attractive. But your level of attractiveness doesn't define your inner self, robot. I am most likely more lonely than you have ever been, because I've never had ANYONE I could cling to or find comfort from. So don't you dare tell me that women can't be lonely.
I have dreams, just like any other person on this planet does. Dreams of a family, a loving male companion. And just like any other robot, I post about this shit online, to share my suffering with other robots who may also suffer in the same way as I do. I have become sick of having to hide my gender just because some inconsiderable degenerate wants to make a "tits or gtfo" joke or >REEEE ATTENTION WHORE
I admit to people being curious about me, but that does not mean that they soothe my loneliness. That does not mean that they can mend my pain or make me feel better. They do not affect me or my inner self, my loneliness. It will still remain. Even if I had a fucking dick, it would still remain. You do not rid of your loneliness through another human being, so stop fucking accusing femanons of being attention whores just because they are considered interesting by some robots.
>>28116197
This makes me sad.
But then again, this board is an echo chamber. The people here will never change. I should have left this website a long time ago, but I keep coming back...
>>28116197
Go fuck yourself, roastie slut. All you have to do is open your legs and you'll never be lonely again, not that you'd ever know what real loneliness is anyway you fucking whore.
Get friends you fuck
>>28116197
we're all incomplete, we all die incomplete. This applies to every one of us.
except christina hendricks. she's just hot as fuck.
>>28116045
>>28116197
Whoa dude calm down. Honestly ive probably just been here too long, just seemed to good to be true. Also, like another anon said there are friends waiting to be made at shows. Metalheads can be standoffish or awkward at first, but don't let it deter you, they're usually bro tier.
>>28116197
Not reading all that you fucking clown looking cunt, fuck off back to /soc/ where you belong you attention whore validating piece of trash.
You will never be a robot, you will never be lonely. This thread even proved it you fucking dumb cunt.
>>28116197
>. I am most likely more lonely than you have ever been
Shut the fuck up you moron.
>>28116148
what do you expect? women are all whores.
>>28116197
>got like 10 people in minutes ready to be her bfs
>but i am so lonely, lonelier than you have ever been :(((((
holy shit can you end your stupid life?
>>28116517
>bb-bbb fiends and a boyfriend doesn't cure loneliness!!!
I hope some crazed up nigger who likes metal strangles her and sticks her trench-coat down her throat
>>28116547
yeah, what a shitcunt, she has obviously fucked so many guys she is mentally deranged and doesn't feel good around men
This is what I don't get.
>posts tfw no metalhead gf
>lonely metalhead appears
>looking for companionship
>fuck off roastie
>missed opportunity
>time passes
>embitterment and isolation increases
Guys are digging your own graves at this point.
>>28116612
No one cares what you don't get you dumb faggot. She's a retarded dimwit who thinks she knows what it's like to be lonely than goes on to say how friends and a boyfriend won't cure her loneliness.
Get fucked you dumb trench coat wearing clown.
>>28116612
exactly
>tfw no girl
>girl approaches
>REEE ATTENTION WHORE
>girl leaves
>repeat
>>28116627
>>girl leaves
and nothing of value was lost also I'm almost sure i have seen that dumb bitch on /soc/
>tfw no IDM gf
>>28116622
Oh robot, living in delusion, thinking that one day a magical person will appear and mend your pain. It doesn't work like that. Love doesn't heal your wounds, unlike all the poetic quotes the media has crammed down your throat. Real love is manipulative, brutal and can only be formed into something beautiful if it is formed on a neutral platform. I know why you feel this way, I know why you blame me for saying the thing you so believe in and refuse to see it from a different point. That's okay, we all must have something to keep us going. But anon, don't count on love. No one except yourself can truly heal you.
>>28116664
>bb'bbut love dont heal
>bb-bbut friends dont heal
>bb-bbbut boyfriend dont heal
Shut the fuck up, stop attention whoring, and stop making posts on here if that's so. You dumb fucking cunt.
>>>/soc/ whee you belong and where you post.
this bitch is as dumb as a bucket full of rocks
>posts in a thread where people want a metal gf
>some bitch posts
>goes on about how she is super lonely unlike us
>and how getting a bf wont mend a thing or friends
>but still posted in here and a picture of her 8ball forehead and retarded looking trench coat
i dont know if i should laugh or feel sorry for the autist.
>>28116612
>>28116627
She literally said she is not interested in companionsip you FUCKTARDS.
it's like
>tfw no girl
>girl approaches
>starts telling you how you don't actually need or want gf
>goes to guzzle cum out of cock number 38584
>>28116622
Kek dude, lighten up
>>28116714
then why did the fucking moron post in here? OH YES!
FOR FUCKING ATTENTION AND VALIDATION.
>>28116664
You are one dumbass cunt, you have obviously only had relationships with abusive chads that have pumped and dumped you, so you project your concept of "love" on us, fuck off you stupid whore.
>>28116730
exactly, even goes on a tirade to tell us "how things really are" lmao what a dumbass cunt
>>28116622
Loneliness is not a anxiety from lack of companionship, but an inability to break away from the herd mentality. Most of you are so obsessed with virginity and codependence that you have forgotten what it means to be alive and experience the honor of manhood.
If you can't get over it, then you were never meant to breed.
>post pic of a random girl and pretend to be her
>morons all take the bait
r9k is the board for legit retards
>>28116181
Have you ever met a group of metalheads? We couldn't talk about anything other then vidya and metal, some of the more edgy ones would cut inverted crosses and pentagrams onto themselves.she was multi instrumental too
>>28116894
literally retarded normalfags, that's what metalheads all are don't pretend you are somehow special
i bet her best instrument was DICK
>>28116937
Nah her best instrument was drums. One of the most consistent and technical drummers I've played with.
Although yes, she played with my dick fairly well too.
>>28112469
lmao is that even a girl? I think you just want to fuck a guy, OP
>tfw no punk rock gf with a giantess vore fetish
>>28117079
i am not OP but i want a manly looking woman to fuck my ass with a strapon
>>28117116
the only good thing punk ever did was influence good thrash metal.
>vore
all time worst fetish, by far.
>tfw no surf-rock gf
bab bab badouwah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SE94HWE3ks
>tfw no rap-hip hop gf
>>28115673
this meme though
https://youtu.be/lBf1kM0wBfg
Mallika Sundaramurthy
hnnnnng
>>28112469
>Not having a metal trans gf to play guitar with.
I feel bad for you plebs.
>>28118458
holy fuck the second one on the bottom row looks exactly like sjokz i always knew her shoulders were too broad
>>28118458
People with mental illnesses have been known to be good musicians
>>28114317
this, my dream girl is probably Natalia Androsova.
qt and just a beast vocally. I'd kill to have her in a band.
>>28115964
kek speak of the devil and she shall appear. Do you write your own stuff or just looking for someone to play with?
