Fembot here. Looking for friends. Would anyone date me? Pic related, my one year old and I.
You come here because there abuse they will give you for this is the same irrational abuse that you give yourself "worthless single mother roastie" etc etc
>>28111806
time de la stamp please ;)
>>28111826
for a therapist (trainee desu xdddd), you assume a lot and you dont seem very bright
wait a sec...
If you're a virgin I would consider it.
>>28111806
that looks like a nice lamp
>>28111852
>Pic related, my one year old and I.
>If you're a virgin I would consider it.
anon, I think you'd better ask your parents about the birds and the bees.
>>28111806
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE
LEAVE
>>28111806
>single mother
At least your kid isn't half black
But I still wouldn't date you because that is someone else's child
However, I will politely ask you to leave, madame roastie...
>>28111976
Ugh. What the hell do you want Vyro? You're pathetic
>>28111806
Kill yourself, Katherine. I might give your son Marko a surprise present on his 13th birthday.
>>28111806
I would, if you let me beat you and mistreat you in front of your son.
I'll feed him anabolic steroids, teach him how to defend, kill and, when he is ripe and ready, in his prime, I shall instruct him to fight for your safety and inform him that he should attempt to kill me as if he is Zeus and I am Kronos.
If he succeeds, I will die knowing I lived an wonderfully eccentric life; if he loses our battle I'll castrate him and lock you both in cages.
I'll rape and torture you in these cages, repeatedly, until the cops come and drag me
away like the mad man I am.
>>28112004
What the hell are you talking about? Are you that one guy from /soc/? Give up, dude
OP isn't the girl in the pic, it's bait.
>>28112009
you sir, won the edgiest comment of the month award, and it's almost the end of April, meaning it's pretty damn edgy
>>28111806
you can ride on my wheelchair anytime babe
>>28112026
Eat shit and die, dog fucker.
I mean, if I really liked a girl, and the reason the dad isn't there is because he is dead, then maybe. How the dad died is also important, because I'm not raising some drug addict or somethings kid.
>>28111806
SHES SEARCHING FOR A BETA PROVIDER GUYS. Chads breed there.
>>28112064
Uh? Do you have any proof for that buddy? Upset I rejected you?
>>28112040
no. It's me. not bait ho hum
>>28112046
Plz no, I'm just off on summer break mizzer :((
What R newfag? Who is mootykins?
>>28111999
I want you to leave, you dogfucking crack whore
Please add me on skype hasee.bounce if you are interested in talking
>>28112094
nigga that ain't you
i know this girl and she has a boyfriend and stopped going on /r9k/ months ago
>>28112115
>she has a boyfriend
You mean beta provider.
>>28112009
the ABSOLUTE
Mad
MAN
supreme
>>28112076
>Lookin', lookin', loooookin' for stability! All summer sixteen, all summer sixteen; playing dirty not clean.
>>28112040
>see thread
Surely the jaded and cynical minds of r9k will see this for the weak ruse it is
>thread full of serious replies
Fuck this place
my one year old an me*
>>28111806
My dream is to be cucked by a single Mum. But it's not about sex for me. It's about love. I think it's immoral to explore a cucking fetish with a women when kids are involved, unless you commit your life to her.
Kids bond especially strongly with the people during their early childhood. I hate it when men date single Mums and then leave them. That's evil because the kids get attached to them and it really hurts them when they leave.
I would love to just be a provider for a single Mum. I would work full time and have all my money paid into a joint account, I'd need her permission to use any funds from that account.
I would happily take on the requisite Fathers role for the child. I would do all the chores around the house and do my best to help raise the kid. I would change nappies, I would read him stories, I would nurse him to sleep. I would care for him as if he were my own kid, because he would be (in the most important sense).
I don't like the humiliation aspect of cuckolding. I know that girls don't like me because I am shy and submissive, but I still want to be respected and loved. I know I would never get to see her naked or do anything sexual with her because that is for better men than me. I know I don't have the right to sex, and she is free to have sex with anyone she wants. I'd support her in this because I just want her to be happy. All I'd ask is that she was honest with me and she would stick up for me if anyone was mean to me or made fun of me.
I hope I can find a girl like this one day.
>>28112107
Why don't you leave? And why do you make up such stupid shit about me?
>>28112115
No I broke up with him. pic related
>>28112240
He dumped her for being a gross slut with a bastard child.
As soon as the nu male gets his escape, he takes it
worthless single mother roastie,
lmao i would never date you in a million years
>>28112240
Jesus, that nigga couldn't look more like a numale
>>28112266
>He dumped her for being a gross slut with a bastard child.
You forgot the dog fucking part. So she's still a bit fatty, huh?
>>28112315
Could you fuck off with this dogfucking crap? Why do you believe this about me? And I'm not fat.
how do people not realize how low-quality bait this is
You're repulsive as fuck, tbhwyf. I'd rather fuck your child than you.
>>28112327
>Why do you believe this about me?
Don't pretend you don't have a big fucking mouth.
>I'm not fat
>That flab under your chin in that picture
>Literally inhaling multiple McDonald's fries in the middle of a picture
lolk
>>28112408
Yea ok get outta here pal. you have no proof. and who doesn't like mcdonalds? it's been over a year, why are you still so butthurt over me not wanting to talk to you anymore? lmao
>>28112435
this is just embarrassing dude
try harder next time
>>28112327
>And I'm not fat.
I've seen her nudes and her body is wrecked af
>>28112468
inb4 someone posts her nudes which are technically cp since she was underage
>>28112453
Dude I still have the kik and skype convo. you got so mad i called you a sensitive lil shit you removed me and started threatening me. pathetic
>>28112481
How old was she when she pooped out her half-spic baby?
>>28112009
This is how Gods are made.
>>28112487
i'm not even that guy lmao, this is just a shitty troll attempt. you're a dude.
>>28112468
My body is fine. you dont have to be anorexic to be beautiful. you're jealous since you're a obese neckbeard.
>>28112496
pretty sure she was underage
>>28112513
okay but I actually slay pussy every weekend and you are pretty far from fine
>>28112435
Yes, how I wish I had recorded that conversation. And now you've got me wondering how many people you have pissed off on here. Because I do believe you're mistaking me for someone else.
>Eating fast food
>>28112553
it's not her dude, it's some tryhard faggot pretending to be her
>>28112575
why are you being such a pathetic beta orbiter right now?
>>28112575
No. I dont know who you are but its me. I just got of my shift at ihop.
>>28112581
if i try hard enough i can be a cuckolded beta provider someday :^)
pic related is OP
his name is Brandon Burger and he lives in Boston, MA
>>28112617
what the fuck is wrong with his nose
>>28112633
it's warped from too much time spent stalking and harassing qt young single mothers on the internet
>>28112617
This is a beta that stalked me. But he didnt make this thread.
>>28112617
mwee original
>>28112575
What makes you so sure? She is a huge attention whore, so I think it's probable.
>>28112496
>>28112527
AFAIK, she first started camwhoring on /soc/ when she was 16. The pictures she posted after her pregnancy were two months before her 18th birthday.
>Mfw she chose to be a single teen mom
>>28112674
why is this roastie scarfing down whole hamburgers and pizzas and triple chocolate milkshakes in every photo of her
>>28112681
it just reads like someone trying really fucking hard to pretend to be a girl
seems like pretty obvious bait to me
>>28112687
You got something against good food? I dont see the problem
i know op's bullshit but there's probably hot milfs browsing 4chan for real sometimes
>>28112742
>feeding your baby that shit tier food
>>28112729
IT IS
his name is Ryan Garcia and he lives in Des Plaines, Illinois
>>28112681
No. I never camwhored on /soc/. Youre mistaking me for someone else. what's wrong with having a child? that's what we're meant to do.
>>28112776
nigga just stop
>>28112776
that kid got FAT
>>28112784
>>28112773
>>28112758
>>28112729
Trying to make friends here. Maybe find someone to help out. You can leave. if anyone wants to talk add hasee.bounce on skype
>>28112804
You already posted this once, it's obvious you're just trying to get people to bomb this bitch with Skype messages.
>>28112821
>tfw I just sent her a request
do you think she'll let me be her emotional boyfriend?
>>28112776
>I never camwhored on /soc/.
Then you're not Katherine Nicole Hinman. It's a shame that archive site is gone.
But Katherine is a lying bitch, so if you are her, you may just be trying to deny it. However, your typing mannerisms differ from hers and the content of your posts are too bait intensive, so I have to dismiss this as a successful ruse.
>>28112839
Yes. Maybe even more. but i need to put my baby to sleep first then ill message you.
>>28112804
> posting this shit to try get some girl stalked on skype
Where did your life go so wrong?
>>28112852
>Katherine Nicole Hinman
NAME DROPPED
>>28112871
this is /r9k/, this sort of shit shouldn't surprise you by now
>>28112804
>Posting contact info of a girl you hate
>Not realizing how it can backfire and end up giving her a bunch of beta orbiters/providers
GG anon.
>>28112875
I know nigger. Doesn't mean it ain't a dimwit plan
>>28112852
Yea ok. I found the threats you made to me on the archive. Why don't you just give up? ho fucking hum
>>28112924
Literally what the origami commento is this.
>>28112852
You're insane and you need heIp
>>28113011
empirically speaking I think the roastie probably deserves it
Why does she still come here?I think it's because she's actually a masochist and enjoys the negative comments.
Do you have a Skype? I'll be your friend, I have an 11 month old son - we can talk about how cute our sons are.
>all these niggas that got played by this chick
lmaoing at your life, losers
Fuck this thread, and the lot of you for keeping it going. Get this crap off /r9k/
This is better shitposting than I ever could have accomplished
>>28112240
Jokes on you, we're still together. He's chillin in my bathtub right now.
>>28113355
the suspense is killing me. hurry up and resolve this so I can go to sleep, my little drama troupe
Cancer.
All of you kill yourselves 2bh
>>28113355
how many times has he left you so far?
>/r9k/ drama
>>28113355
>This level of attention whoring
>This is the face of a guy who likes literally being fucked in the ass with a strap-on
>This is the face of a nu-male beta provider who chooses to support a chubby cumdumpster and Chad's unwanted bastard son
whew
>>28112761
Future nutrient deficient manlet baby roboto.
For the causeeee!
>>28113538
>he doesn't want to be fucked in the ass with a strap-on
>>28113538
Jokes on you, Ive been eating nothing but Dino-Nuggets and pizza for the past month. I aint providing shit.
Kill Yourself My Man
>>28113355
Did my nigga get a hair transplant tho? Damn.
Tell him he might just ascend.
>>28113572
It's called a combover? I can't even you shitlord
Don't talk to me or my gf's son ever again
>>28113567
>I aint providing shit
Good.
>Kill Yourself My Man
y-you too
>>28113572
ikr, looked so fucking bald in that first pic
>>28113567
you have to go back btw
>>28113587
This isnt me. If you dont see a timestamp it isnt me and my not so bald ass
>>28113567
>>28113355
Holy fuck. Mosy cringeworthy disgustinf white trash low class couple I've seen in a while. Looks like you guys are unstable as shit reading this thread. I feel bad for that child, may CPS rescue him post haste
>>28113632
mosy disgustinf
Literally
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>>28113632
Report them. Tell them they're trying to turn the boy into Chris Farley: >>28112776
Malnutrition is a good case for taking him away. At the least, they get investigated and hopefully they find the drugs.
>>28113631
Just stop bro. Youre humiliating yourself and your whore girlfriend
>>28113632
He's not a very good provider.
>>28113631
Why aren't you slaving away at some job trying to provide for Chad's son? Don't you know that it takes a real man to accept somebody else's children and step up to the plate another man left on the table?
>>28113687
>chad
>implying the kid's dad isnt a humongous faggot twink
Kill yourself my man.
>>28113716
Forgot pic
Original commenteroonie
>>28113631
this nigga looks like he diddles the kid
>>28113716
>Kill yourself my man.
Is this your go-to reply?
>>28113759
kys my man
and make it original
>>28112758
>milfs
>implying
Nigga Do Your Eyes Work
>>28113767
y u mad tho familia?
>>28113849
well she's a mother so technically if the dude wants to fuck her, she's a milf
>>28113735
The fuck are Dino nuggets senpai? Lol!
Turn it over, let me read the nutritional label.
If it doesn't look like pic related you're a failure of a parent rasing a future fuckup. That's a fucking travesty too since he has Chad genes and you want him to be an obese manlet.
>>28113849
i dont mean her
>>28113716
Show pics breh.
>>28113866
>2 grams of protein
Son of Chad can't make gains on that weak shit.
>>28113866
>all those vitamins and minerals with very little fat and relatively low sodium.
>only 100 calories per 30g which is like 3 nuggs
pretty good nutrition 2bh
>>28112040
I really wish I could get mad at you for pointing out the obvious, but most of /r9k/ is fucking stupid and doesn't know that.
>>28113903
Protein shakes for drank familia + copious amounts of gear.
My son's going to be the greatest Chad to ever live if I ever do have one.
>>28112758I'm no MILF but I am a mother browsing /r9k/. This thread is bumming me out
>>28114004
>your chad son will never thank you for doing all you could to make sure he didn't turn out like you
>>28113631
Got my eye on you, Ahmed.
I feel sorry for the child, terrible mother who looks like a complete mess.
>>28114044
Oh yeah? I'm Irish. Add me, I'll prove it to you.
>>28114024
>mfw feels terrible man
He'll be too busy fucking Stacy (s) and picking on this roastie malnourished son.
>>28114068
That's pretty cold posting my info like that senpai.
Feel sorry for the child, pure garbage mother who looks like a complete mess.
>>28114068
>deadmau5
Nooooooorrrrrrrmiiiiiiiieeeeeeee geeeeeet the fuck ouuuuuut reeeeeeee
>>28114163
I was like sixteen dude
Add my girlfriend too. We're raising a healthy child and totally don't do anything against the law *cough* drugs *cough
>>28114184
Forgot the pic. Maybe come pay us a visit too, we have -nothing- to hide.
>>28114144
I bet you're voting for Sanders too, right? Nu-male beta.
>>28114200
this thread looks more and more like a pathetic attempt at PA.
real or not, nobody cares about them
>>28114068
>>28114200
Honestly this whole thread makes me sad, not because I care about the teen mom and her equally immature boyfriend, but for that poor little kid who's care givers are retarded enough to get doxxed.
>>28114068
When'd you escape "Syria", friendo?
>>28111806
at least the babby isn't a mulatto nigger child. at least you did one thing right.
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