Fuck the whole "will never please a woman" meme, I'll probably never find a woman to even show my dick to. The worst part is jerking off and seeing this when I look down. I just did the math and in terms of volume, I have 1/4th of an average penis. Bigger guys out there are easily 10-15x my volume.
It's emasculating as fuck, and gets in your head. How can I pretend to be alpha knowing that just about every man, whether they be friends, family, or total strangers, even teenagers are packing my manhood several times over?
Anybody else here have those dicklet feels
>>28111265
Unfortunately I have 8 inches of nigger cock and cannot empathize with you, my good gentleman.
>>28111265
how could you even possibly live with a dick that small? that's literally suicide tier
Mine is smaller and thinner than yours . I was thinking about getting an escort for my birthday but even that would be embarrassing with how small it is. And not to mention i dont even know how to use it. I still don't know why i even exist. At least if i had a bigger dick id have more confidence
>>28111265
>It's emasculating as fuck, and gets in your head. How can I pretend to be alpha knowing that just about every man, whether they be friends, family, or total strangers, even teenagers are packing my manhood several times over?
This hits home as a fellow tiny penised man. How the fuck am I supposed to pleasure my partner or even be a dominant figure with such an emasculating feature
death is the only option
>>28111265
You're fat.
Go on a diet and be a man
How does 6x5 measure up? Am I just normal?
>>28111443
6.5x5.5 here. Got you beat buddy. And it feels so good
boo hoo life isnt fair. no point wallowing over it
>>28111443
Anything below 8x6 is basically dicklet.
>>28111480
7 x 5.5 here u fagget
>>28111265
So you're saying more robots should post their dicks right now?
>>28111265
Id be more worried that you're a cutlet than a dicklet, at least one is genetic and can't be helped
>>28111265
I'm so sorry OP. :(
I always feel so terribly for guys with small dicks. I'd be such an angry, violent man if I had your feels. Fuck this gay earth
Just hollow out a dildo and put your penis in before sex or just wear it around. I guess you just have to weigh out whose pleasure is more important to you. Im pretty sure some porn stars use fake dicks. You can always just masturbate to memories for sexual gratification later.
>dicklet
good, I don't have to worry about that shit bouncing around down there. Sex? I wasn't having that anyways!
Will I have a good relationship is the future? Why not just put on a strapon, if I'm that worried. "b-but its not your real dick' neither is that her real face, she's got cake on there and hides her ugly parts just like you. Whats even worse is that if you mind it, she'll hate you for not being confident as well as having a tiny dick.
Keep suffering brobots. I'll be over here, not giving a fuck.
>have average sized dick
>masturbate in the shower for the first time
>realize how big average is
>feel slightly better about myself
Today is a good day. Shame I will never use it.
/dickletwhensoft/ reporting in, my shit is like 2inches when flacid.
when im hard my dick is 5"-7" depending on how fat i am and 6.25" in girth.
>tfw my gf makes me cum every night
>>28111265
>and he's circumcised too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28111265
I doubt that pic is really you, but saved anyway. Small dicks are my fetish. I would love to jerk you off with my thumb and one finger and call you baby dick while you thrust shamefully against my hand.
>>28112373
>OP can only get some femdom action because they fetishize his humiliation
It's the only consolation you can get!
>>28112399
>implying I'm female
girls don't like femdom or small dicks.
>>28111577
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/
GO OUT FAG
>>28112417
Alright, jeez nevermind. OP is hopeless. Unless he's a faggot
>>28112462
you dont have to be gay to enjoy an old fashioned.
>>28112454
You get out, you roastie.
Everyday I wake up and thank my luck for not being Indian, fat, Niger, dicklet or having any disease.
Also, rate my bread. I made it last week.
OP Imagine a worse situation
Since you know you are a permavirgin, your dick size doesnt matter and you shouldnt care
Imagine having a huge alpha cock, but being such a beta bitch you're a 26 year old virgin, This is true suffering. My cock is literally made to please.
>>28112417
yes they do, or at least my girlfriend does
>>28112530
Baker here, that bread looks fucking shithouse. If you're going to do that then next time just go ahead and make individual scrolls mate. Will turn out much better for you. If you do plan on making a loaf like that then go ahead and make a plait loaf.
Looks like it's dick shill day on /r9k/. Manlets tomorrow then lads?
Could we stop it with the dumb sph threads? Thanks in advance.
>>28111265
Aren't you a grower? I'm not much bigger but it grows in size like four times.
>>28112715
Funny, you think OP isn't hard in that picture. Leedle
>>28111265
you would probably gain an inch or two if you lost all that fucking fat
it would still be a small to average dick, but every inch helps
sorry bro
>>28112733
Well, how can you tell he is?
>>28111265
Accept your fate as a sissy faggot born to worship Chad Thundercock
>>28111265
you fucked up op
should have seen this problem coming and made sure you were skinny enough to transition and become the girl
women will always laugh about you to each other behind your back once they know
many will never date you again after the first fuck because thanks to promiscuity they all know how big the "average" cock should be
60 years ago you'd have been fine, your wife would likely be a virgin and never know its tiny, but now? they know.
>>28111854
Literally me minus the gf normie
>>28111523
7.5 x 5.5
Guess I'm the biggest ITT for now.
>>28111265
IS THAT ERECT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS SELF OR BECOME A TRANNY YOU FAGGOT
>>28111658
Spoken like a true virgin who has never been laid
I feel truly sorry for you, man.
>>28111265
Trap here...I have a 3.5 inch dick and it bothers me so much yet I don't want to top. I don't really understand it but if anything it's really made me sensitive to other guys and I am never off put by a guys size since I know how much of a nightmare that can be for someone...I don't know how to deal with these feels either
>>28116402
You're a trap tho....
So your cock is literally worthless, only your asshole has a purposem, dickhead
>>28116425
I don't know these feels at all....why do I have them?! Is it society brainwash or jewish propaganda!?
>>28111265
why dont you have any leg hair weirdo
Yes, humiliate more of us. You'd see more rape and pedos. You have to be scared of hurting people's heart.
>>28116402
>trap
>dick
m8, that's just a massive clit
>>28111265
There's a simple solution to this
Sow your penis to a door, then have someone slam it as hard as they can
It'll instantly add 3-4 inches
Repeat as necessary
>>28111265
Clearly a low test male,
Kill yourself and better the gene pool you wont get laid anyway.
>>28111307
NIGGERS RREEEREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28111443
We are one in the same friendo. How's your Peter?
>>28116402
LONDON
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>>28111265
lol I did some volume calculations and I'm jsut shy of a metric cup. My unrealistically beautiful girlfriend refers to our sex sessions as 'having a cup of love'
>>28111265
lel
You little asian boys are so pathetic, this is why I prefer white men, they have the perfect sized cocks
I love the 7 inch kinda thick dicks
Asian grill here btw
>>28116402
so you'd fuck someone with a 3 inch dick?
>>28111265
mine literally looks exactly like that
>>28111523
7.25x5 pencil dick here. Goes good with my body tho cuz I'm a lanklet
>>28111265
in the thumbnail I thought it was a tattoo/drawling on your hand
>>28111265
>I have 1/4th of an average penis. Bigger guys out there are easily 10-15x my volume.
>It's emasculating as fuck
this is hot and my literal fetish.
>tfw 5"x4" dicklet
>tfw want to compare cock next to a huge 9" white cock (no nigger cock 2bh)and have him humiliate me while a hot Stacy watches and then he fucks her in front of me while she says how much better it is than mine
>>28111265
Holy shit OP. Forget about pleasuring a woman, I don't think you'd even be able to pleasure yourself having sex. When I'm having sex like... well not the whole penis goes in, not because I'm so big I'm hitting her cervix but because legs, fat, hair, the angle of penetration, all that shit gets in the way. Like 1/5th or 1/6th of my penis doesn't get in there on teh average thrust. If I had your dick, Fuck I think I'd get the head of your dick in and that's about it. No leverage for thrusting.
>>28111265
6.3x5.8
I dont even know how to call it? Can?
>>28118382
>Asian grill here btw
stop calling yourself asian, you're not anymore
>>28118485
azn boi baby dicklet detected
>>28118452
While I am not quite 9" (7.5 by 6.5) it is my dream to humiliate a loser like you in that fashion.
>>28111265
Tell me more about your small dick adventures anon.
>tfw have small dick humiliation fetish
>tfw have an average size dick but cum super fucking fast
Am I dicklet?
>kinda small for a nig
>>28119875
White dude here
Looks like mine except on mine the tip is bigger
Having a big dick is like magic
>>28111265
What the fuck does that thing even do? Do you jerk it off with 2 fingers?
Holy shit, you were literally born to be weeded out of the genepool
>Throughout my life I fapped constantly to the idea of being put back in diapers and being babied by various girls, being told how qt and little my peen is
>So many years of self-hatred, rejection from females, and feeling inadequate caused me to develop small benis humiliation, sissification, and cuckolding fetishes
>Dick is ugly as fuck thanks to Dr. Shekelstein mutilating me at birth and girls into small dicks don't like mine because it's ugly and not as small as they would prefer
>Too fat and masculine everywhere except down there so I don't even try to crossdress
>Kind of wish I could be gay so it would be easier to not be alone for the majority of my life
>After 18 years of no gf, get a mommy gf on /r9k/
>Benis grows like an inch longer and now I'm about average in length
>Actually feel kind of worse about it
>Tfw it isn't law for benises under 5" to be kept in diapers at all times, and for it to be common practice to be changed by female peers in school and stuff
Feels bad manes.
>>28111369
>I was thinking about getting an escort for my birthday but even that would be embarrassing with how small it is.
Yeah, don't do it, man.
>>28111443
>How does 6x5 measure up? Am I just normal?
Statistically, that's about average.
Unfortunately, women don't have to settle for average in this day and age. So realistically, it's small. Sorry, bud.
>>28111658
Getting cucked by a dildo. =D
>>28112534
>Imagine having a huge alpha cock, but being such a beta bitch you're a 26 year old virgin, This is true suffering. My cock is literally made to please.
Shut up, cunt. Go chat some bitched up on Tinder and send them dick pics. Will boost your confidence right up, faggot. Now go and stay go.
>>28112750
>you would probably gain an inch or two if you lost all that fucking fat
Not true. I used to be 178 cm, 95 kg, now I'm 65 kg but my dick is still merely 5" x 4". I didn't gain shit
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>>28120455
>dat small dick rage
>>28111265
Try to find a woman who claims to be asexual OP. It's likely you'll have to sift through attention whores but you might find a woman who really doesn't care.
