Have you ever fallen in love with a cartoon character r9k?
>>28109913
asking this on a board full of guys with waifus
Yes, but not a pleb one like in your pic
Also, western only
>>28109913
>liking sjw universe
Is this the new mlp?
>>28109913
Of course baka
I'll never stop loving her.
>>28109979
I say the exact same thing and then I actually watched the show and formed my own opinions. There's nothing sjw and its ripe with qt waifus
>>28109913
its becoming a problem OP
but I CANT STOP WONT STOP
I have numerous waifus in my harem of which I collect many figures and plushes and dakis and doujin and manga. It started vanilla af, with K-ON, ritsu, that was my introduction a few years ago to the weeb world. Slippery slope and here we are today.
I would give up my life for peridot
>>28109913
I want to cum deep inside of peridot's pussy
>>28110056
I watched the show. It was ok when it wasn't about gender fluidity and lesbian relationships. And implications of teenagers having sex with each other. It's a fucking kids show, and these retarded sjw kikes are putting things in kids heads. And the fanbase is trash, and reflects the libtard themes
I went to sakura con a couple months ago and saw some good peridot cosplayers. One was wearing the green leotard and had a fat juicy ass. I wish I was one of those chads who pretends to be a nerd and prays on nerd girls who get wet over those chads. I wanted so badly to hook up with her and fuck my cosplay waifu. Instead I'm just a fat loser fml senpai
>>28109913
what is this? it looks like one of the wojaks i made in mspaint
>>28110220
What a pretty wojak
I'll claim her again, just like I did on friday
The only character who would be damaged enough to like me.
I fell in love with Sly Cooper. Go figure.
>>28110141
Same famalam
>>28110172
The world is going to fall apart one day and within 300 years all that you know now will be totally different. Who gives a fuck if tv shows have suggestive themes or lesbians or tumblr genders or if kikes gas the white race. You'll be dead and gone. Try to enjoy life through hedonism like me.
>>28110220
Peridot, my girlfriend, from Steven universe.
Realistic image of me living out my dreams
>>28110374
> The world is going to fall apart one day and within 300 years all that you know now will be totally different. Who gives a fuck if tv shows have suggestive themes or lesbians or tumblr genders or if kikes gas the white race. You'll be dead and gone. Try to enjoy life through hedonism like me.
Its interesting to note that if everyone was a useless hedonist like you we wouldn't even have the Internet right now. Terrifying thought
>>28109913
Why do you like this character?
>>28110327
You have a really high opinion of yourself.
>>28110433
Implying people who made the internet didn't do it because they enjoyed their work.
>>28110017
I had a dream about Asuka and EVA last night, even though I've never seen it, so as soon as I woke up I started watching it, but she hasn't appeared yet.
>>28110433
There are always useless people in every society. You won't make a difference by complaining about kids shows. My maim point was stop worrying about stupid pol shit like genders and what shows are sjw or that Jews are brainwashing people or something. The majority of people just enjoy reality and have no clue about tumblr shit
>>28110456
She is the qtest. Do you also like her?
>>28110566
>Implying people who made the internet didn't do it because they enjoyed their work.
None of them were useless trannies
>>28109913
i'm also quite fond of this character, though i've only seen a few episodes from when i visited home and my sister was watching it
the part where she didn't understand what rain was was super qt, and there's something about her voice and mannerisms that make her seem so adorablyautistic
almost makes me want to watch the show tbqh
God, yes. She's my muse.
Ever since I first saw her I've been unusually attracted to crazy alt/hippie bitches, and have developed an arousal response to the color blue. Girls with short blue hair drive me nuts.
>>28110705
In the human world she is basically an autistic robot. She doesn't show up until the end of season 1 but I recommend the show. It's good.
>she'll never be real
I only felt this feel as a joke before, but it's becoming real
>>28110719
Lapis lazuli is my 2nd fav. She qt. Pearl is my 3rd.
>>28110705
The show isn't that bad desu, just ignore literally everything else even mentioning the show though.
I had regular dreams for about a week once where marcy was my girlfriend.
>it will never be real
Fuck me up fammme
>>28109913
Of course famlam
>>28110741
>>28110779
i'll check it out when i'm done gradecucking for this semester, i don't get much time during it
thanks for rec, i don't mind any of the bullshit so i'll probably just enjoy it
>>28110799
I don't like it because of all the emotion bait. Everyone is always crying. If they scratched that and had better action sequences and more consistent art, I'd watch it
Who /want to spank peridot/ here?
>>28110853
>>28110799
wrong second link, i'm half-conscious
is there a good site for high-res streaming you know of, or am i going to have catch episodes on the tv stations?
WHAT A STRANGE HUMAN ORGAN
>>28110880
Why are SU fans so obnoxious
>>28110897
Kiss cartoon has every episode in 720p
>>28109913
Yes, but GR15 prohibits me from posting her here.
Thank you, Moot, and you too, Jackie 4chan.
>>28110779
lapis is bae, but my waifu is Rumi Yokoi from tonari seki-kun, with a close second of the un-named MC of "humanity has declined"
>>28110929
thanks again mate
may good fortune find you
>>28110779
Lapis is literally perfect.
>>28110929
but
>Lapidot
There is nothing worse.
>>28110779
Porl is literally worst gem.
>potential for a good waifu thread
>ruined by sufags
>>28110897
Kiss Cartoon like the other guy said, if you don't want to do that, then you can cop a free trial on Hulu, watch it all there, and cancel your sub before they charge you.
>>28110926
SU attracts the same people as pony shitters, or at least people with the same mentality. A lot are also reddit/tumblr users too, which means they want to have turbo-aut circlejerks over one character 24/7.
>>28110929
Short stacks do magical things to my dick
>>28111004
I don't really like the pairing. I do like each character tho and would gladly fuck both of them.
>>28109913tfw you'll never get buff with your waifu
>>28111032
Well I was a ponyfag back in 2011 or so. Those were dark shameful times. I haven't really discussed su anywhere and this is the first 4chan thread about su I've been in. Also yeah shortstack alien gems with fat asses.make me diamonds
>>28111056
I really like jaspernonsexually
>>28111129
>Well I was a ponyfag back in 2011 or so
Sort of easy to tell desu, the way you've just dumped nothing but SU shit in the thread. This is the main reason why people hate it as much as they do on here.
>I haven't really discussed su anywhere and this is the first 4chan thread about su I've been in
Go to /trash/, they've got 24/7 SU threads where everyone argues about who's better and just dumps 100 pictures.
>>28111007
NO. OFFICIAL GEM WAIFU POWER RANKING:
>Diamond Tier
Lapis
Pearl
Bloople
Yellow Grinch
Malachite
Rainbow Quartz
>High Tier
Garnet
Sapphire
Rose Quartz
Opal
Blue Diamond
>Mid Tier
Amethyst
Jasper
Stevonnie
>Clod Tier
Yellow Diamond
Sardonyx
Sugilite
Ruby
Peridot
>>28111230
spotted the sperg lord
>>28111220
I'm the op of the thread. It was originally made to be a thinly veiled peridot worship thread anyways.
>>28111230
This is a biased list u fuck. If it had peridot in diamond tier then it would be totally.unbiased.
>>28111230
>getting cucked by a dead obese lesbian
P L S
L
S
>>28111291
>It was originally made to be a thinly veiled peridot worship thread anyways
Okay, then /trash/ is definitely where you belong if you just want to shitpost gems.
textless posts FUCK YOU ROBOT I NEED TO SHITPOST
I fell in love with Steven when he was a bit chubbier. He was way too cute. I wanted to tickle him.
>>28111230
>Stevonnie that low
Someone's a racist aren't we.
Yui is my wife, I'm going to have many children with her.
My waifu is far superior to every girl from su
>>28111373
Yep. Everyone was better in the pilot.
>>28111400
Naw, I love Mexicans.
>>28111422
Naturally. All the girls in SU are gross.
Gems aren't girls, however.
childhood crush 1
>>28111475
pleb tier poke-waifu
You know it, punk.
>>28109913
The love of my life. How can 3dpd compare?
>>28111529
I was going to include her
only plebs have 1 waifu. a real prince has several waifus
>>28111475
2
>>28109913
Is it just me or does it make you sad to see cartoons like SU? I feel like a missed the boat my generation sailed on and now the new post-2000 kids are preparing for their time to shine. All I ca see is my failure to finish college, get laid, get a job, or do any basic adult things
>>28111460
She's better than the gems too
>>28111573
Its called being faithful, you degenerate.
>>28111422
Why do I always fall for the bitch types so easily. Who hurt me
>>28111553
Mugi > Yui > Ritsu > Loli Mio > Mio
Ritsu is decent but Mugi is clearly best girl
At least you are not a pathetic Miofag though
I tried to make a haruhi tulpa but thank god I stopped before anything happened
>moved on from first waifu because her love interest made things painful
>second waifu gets a love interest
I'm one of the few faggots who doesn't get bothered by "she's not real" and this shit happens. God dammit. I should have just picked a k-on or something.
>>28111573
3
>>28111591
back to the middle ages you jealous, possessive fuck.
>>28111603
I never much cared for Mugi and always had a thing for tomboys soo...
I just want my stronk Ritsu to care and provide for me
>>28111593
I don't know man, just know that I also know this feel
>>28111630
Oh, I bet you are into polyamory and "open relationships" too, you fucking cuck. Back to the shed you go, time for Tyrone to plow your girl's ass
>>28111680
adults can do whatever they want with their bodies. only idiots can't distinguish between sex and love. and even if there is love, you just move on. if she really likes tyrone you can't prevent it anyway. why be angry? simply move on to the next bitch. except if you can't because you're a fat neckbeard.
4
btw all girls in my harem love only me and are willing to share me with other girls, so big is their love. no tyrone there faggot.
>>28111785
This reads like you're justifying cuckoldry. Surely, you aren't doing that, right?
Also your girls are pleb tier
>>28111808
then post your girls
>>28111870
*girl
and I already did
>>28110324
>>28111885
looks like a boy. sure you're not gay son? at least my pleb tier girls look feminine.
>>28109913
this thread makes me wanna cum so bad
im about to go fill up a bucket
>>28111785
Its not about 'love', you cuck, its about power and property. A true alpha wouldnt let his woman sleep around with filth, even though she may think its a good idea. Thats because as we already established on this board, women are oversized children.
>>28109913
Not normally into the whole waifu thing, but I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't done so when I first watched this show as a kid.
>>28111918
Asajj will kill your girls hustla. And her body is pretty feminine. She's usually bald, though
>>28111963
While I agree that this makes sense in our fantasy, in reality it's pretty fucking hard to have on-sided polygamy. You need to be a millionaire. Unless you keep every girl a secret, but this kind of sucks. I want them to meet and be like one big family, a real harem.
Why is there no bushy browed wifey love in this thread
SU is coming back in May.
Hype levels reaching critical
>>28112089
In real life, married monogamy is the only non-degenerate way to go.
>>28112130
>marriage
>not degenerate
might as well become a slave. well wagecucks are into that I guess.
>>28110806
There's always a chance to learn Lucid dreaming. not much difference between dreams and reality. There's also the less realistic chance thatthere's an afterlife and it happens to be a personal heaven that you have 100% control over.
>>28109913
had a childhood crush on cartoonssalior moon might been the firstbut none since adulthood
>>28112289
>tfw used to be an avid lucid dreamer
>conjure up a girl from a cartoon and kiss her
>she just looks at me confused and slightly appalled
I guess it's just the rule of expectations at work. I should get back to lucid dreaming. All the experimentation has left me getting sleep paralysis almost daily, so it shouldn't be hard
>>28112289
>chance that there's an afterlife and it happens to be a personal heaven that you have 100% control over.
Being a NEET with internet comes pretty close to that. You have access to millions of games, movies, books, manga, porn, cartoons, music, documentaries, news, podcasts etc... there is literally EVERYTHING.
Sure you can't be together with your waifu physically or let's say travel to Egypt or travel the galaxy like you could if you were all-powerful. But you can look at tons of footage of your waifu and watch documentaries and pictures in HD about egypt or the galaxy. And soon we'll get HD. Being able to connect to everyone on earth is close to being omnipresent. And Wikipedia is the closest we have to omniscience. And soon we'll get VR and can be literally everywhere.
The Internet made me realize just how fucking short our lives are. I mean it would take like 100 years to watch all the stufff which is released in only 1 fucking week. There are more games released than you can keep track of.
The only thing we don't have is eating whatever we want but with 3D food-printing around the corner... maybe we will be gods in our lifetimes.
>>28112403
And soon we'll get VR* fixed
With virtual reality we can be with our waifus forever. (Or until we die)
>>28112431
>>28112403
Don't you remember how mad some woman/the tumblr crowd got when that proto-waifu vr game was showed? What if they throw a wrench into things?
>>28112458
You can't halt progress anon. Not indefinitely.
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>>28109913
Honestly, only 2D character I've been attracted to.
Never fapped to her or anything, but I have gotten hard from watching episodes of Harvey Birdman before.
And no, I don't watch animu
Of course I have, I'm a very sad individual. She makes me feel happy sometimes. She's also from the no. 1 comfiest show ever
The robot is the ultimate reality of mankind
We are machines trapped in filth, doomed to be alone forever until our cells turn on us and we give our lives for the tumor born of the shit born to support the electric vessel of our selves
Normies are shit who enjoy being around other shit because they are in denial of the true scope of their isolation.
>>28112661
Who is this. I want to protect her.
>>28112695
Misery from Ruby Gloom. It's a kid's show, but it's pretty comfy.
And I'm already protecting her so BACK OFFthese pics are pretty off model too, but you dig
Oh you bet I have
Yes. I'd post Wojak, but It's gotta be a pic of muh waifu
>tfw I'm not kidding
