how is it possible for these two autistic manchildren who do nothing but play video games and react to prank videos score two cuties. why is life suffering?
>>28106770
>how is it possible for these two autistic manchildren who do nothing but play video games and react to prank videos score two cuties.
Confidence
>why is life suffering?
Because we desire things
>implying ethan's dirty sandnigger wife is a qt
>>28106810
i had confidence back in 11th grade. and i tried everything to get a girlfriend. i tried all different types of girls from 1s to 10s. got rejected by every single one of them.
I think the absolute worst was Scarflard's gf, there's a webm/video out there of him winning and her hugging him that hits me so hard every time.
For fuck's sake, he's a fat Smash autist and still got a beautiful skirt-wearing gf. God damn.
>>28106875
she's cute in that Aspergers kind of way
>>28106770
ethans wife = horse
dunkey is a god and i would suck his dick no homo
>>28106770
honestly Ethan is pretty charming and funny
And Hila is pretty spergy and shy
It makes sense for them to be a couple
The other dude I don't know, but some part of me thinks that the real world is not like r9k says it is
Maybe there's hope for each one of us, we just need to try
>>28106770
If you think those girls are cute i don't know what to tell you anon
>>28106875
>implying this is /pol/
And now you leave
>>28106770
cuties?
where?
>confidence
>funny (to most people)
>relatively interesting to talk to
>exciting life with lots of freedom
Are you retarded OP? everybody knows girls prefer status over and above looks in their man.
>>28107011
>>28107037
if you don't think these girls are cuties then you have unrealistic standards and this is why you're still virgins, sitting on the computer in a dark room alone
>>28106770
>imagine dunkey having sex with leah
>>28107035
>implying shes not a dirty sandnigger
>>28106770
While girl on the left is way out of that guy's league, the two on the right are basically on the same level.
If anything, the guy on the right is slightly more attractive than his gf, which is pretty much par for the course for most guys
>>28107066
sounds pretty painful if he's on top. she'd probably snap in half
>>28107035
You leave, /pol/ will be universal once the left falls.
>>28107058
Not those guy but I'm completely okay with that.
>>28107058
shit taste
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>>28106770
neither Dunkey nor Ethan's gfs are cuties, but thats besides the point. Dunkey and Ethan are both fun cool interesting guys, which makes up for their looks in the eyes of most women. Also Dunkey used to be robot tier, he would make videos all the time about how lonely and depressed he was until Leah took interest in him.
>>28106903
This is different, Scarflard's gf is a genuine cutie but she's a gold digger and nothing more. She'll drop him once she finds a more successful esports guy to leech off of. She started small with Smash where the competition isn't too crazy, once she finds a guy from DOTA/LoL/CS she'll move on and leave Scarflard behind. She's hot enough that she's set for life, she can leech off any successful esports autist she chooses.
>>28106889
same desu
Hopefully it wont happen in college right ?
>>28106770
Dunkey is great and I'm glad he found himself a nice girl. Not sure who the guy on the right is.
>>28107090
Dunkeys girlfriend isn't actually that attractive.
>>28107130
Nope, not him but just finishing my 3rd year in college and let me tell you nothing changes.
Dunkey's girlfriend is not attractive
>>28107052
Why aren't men like this? Even if a girl has status, and money most guys still wouldn't fuck her if she's ugly.
>>28106770
Girl on the left is cute. Girl on the right looks like Marilyn Manson.
>>28106770
Why is that ugly Jew cunt on the right always posted here? And people think she's actually cute?
>>28107130
i'm currently in college, second year. haven't even talked to a girl this whole time. since you're not forced to be around the same people day in and day out, it's easier to avoid people. and no one even looks at me since i'm about as noticeable as a sack out potatos
>>28107171
of course not, but shes cute.
Imaqtpie is proof that if you have a good personality you can get a qt gf.
Back when he was a fat neet playing video games for fun, he met lisha and they're still dating. She's not even in it for the money, he wasn't making anything when they got together.
>>28107138
>Dunkeys girlfriend isn't actually that attractive.
Yeah, and I didn't say she was, just that she was out of his league.
He literally looks like the fedora guy.
>>28107197
h3h3h3productions camera woman hila, also ethans main cum dump. Shes getting hamfisted into all of ethans videos to appeal to women for more jew money.
>>28107197
She is such a qt, plus the fact she's really shy and nervous all the time.
>>28107219
>not attractive
>still cute
Wut
>>28107226
Heres his gf
>>28107197
As someone with an eye fetish her eyes are insane
>>28107226
For a moment I thought that was John Romero
>>28107241
that skeleton is completely overrated and it is really uncomfortable watching ethan have to come up with le funny joke to fill in her suspicious jewish silence
>>28107259
>tfw no qt asian gf to suck your dick while playing video games
>>28107256
shes tiny, has a cute voice. She kicks my protect instincts into overdrive.
>>28107189
>Girl on the right looks like Marilyn Manson.
Well fuck, you're exactly right.
>>28106889
Did you also have social skills? Confidence without social skills is meani gless. Status is also important. It's possible you're just ugly, but if you find your social life and professional life lacking than it's not just looks.
>>28106770
there are 0 cuties there, here's my cutie for reference.
>>28107185
Are you kidding? most guys will fuck anything that moves.
Girls mostly liking status isn't virtuous, they also like guys who bully themselves to be above others either through physical dominance or lack of empathy.
>>28107185
because it doesn't make sense for a girl to have or pursue status above all else; men are always going to beat you in everything. status matters a lot for girls who can take care of themselves, so that's why most celebs are considered hot even though like nina dobrev or taylor swift are just barely above average, and royalty was always the same.
but if you shit on your health and body in general then you're not only a terrible human being, but even if you had status most men already have their own sense of status and their own money. you'll get some backwards ass pussy nu-male maybe, but the dynamic is similar. you can't have a high status man and a high status woman trying to work it out unless they never really see each other.
>>28107200
This is me.
Let me guess, you never joined clubs? And every social group was extremely unappealing, and you never joined a study group even when you had the chance.
>>28106770
Hila is a fucking goblin dude
>>28107319
>mfw you think this girl is considered cute
your vision must be deteriorating and fast
Holy shit dunkey looks like the reincarnation of Richard Stallman now.
>>28107319
Aren't you the drugdealer from /o/?
>>28107329
i joined parkour club for 6 weeks (kek, that was a bad decision), then went to anime club for one week, which was full of autists. and i dont have the ability to just go up to people and start talking to them. and no one ever even mentioned making study groups with me
>>28107302
well that's hilarious and uncanny
>>28107339
if you dont think she is cute you are certifiably gay.
>>28107355
I suppose you could say that.
>>28106770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W5luvqMUAg
>>28106770
>those skeletons
>cute
White =/= cute
>>28107226
Nobody is saying you can't, you fucking autist. The point is that you are significantly disadvantaged and have to compensate far more with personality than your lack of looks would indicate. Qtpie deserves a 9/10 gf with his personality/money.
>>28107185
first of all, most men have ultra low standards for who they who will fuck, so that isnt true. i get what you mean tho, men are mostly just attracted to physical looks, and somewhat personality. its because thats how we're brought up. men are supposed to be the ones with skills, interests, hobbies, status, success, etc and women are supposed to be their pretty sidekicks.
its stupid but thats just how it seems to be. idk if this is true for the average robot, since most of us are beta, but the average alpha normie male feels uncomfortable if his girlfriend/wife is more successful than him. to normies, if ur gf makes more money than you you're being emasculated
>>28107426
she looks like the type of girl that would suck dick for a draw of a joint
post her tits or something she is so boring looking
>>28107426
i see at least a dozen of these things trying to suck dicks for money every time i park downtown to go to a bar. why even post this here did she break your heart at an underage rave or something?
>>28107452
>wanting a gold digging whore instead of a girl who loved you for who you are at your worst
Shit fucking taste faggot
I was directing my post at the /r9k/ posters who say looks are everything anyway. No one in this thread is more physically disadvantaged than qtpie, especially when he was a fat fuck.
>>28107426
She looks like a good looking tranny but without the best part.
>>28107319
she looks like a combination of the two girls in OP pic
>>28107530
>not liking the classic husband provider and female housewife family unit
Shit taste
Hila is a fucking ghoul and Ethan is a pretty cool guy. The other girls is probably a massive ho and wanted to feel the power of the taking someones virginity. She'll cuck him soon enough.
>mfw all the girls posted itt all are wide eyed jew nosed disgusting spawn
>robutts are calling them cute
>>28107585
When did I imply that? You can be a provider and still have a loving 6-7/10 gf that sticks around when you're at your worst. Or, instead a hot one that abandons you when you're out of cash. Now that's shit taste.
those girls are not cute dude
>>28106889
Same. I gave everything I had in 11th and 12th grade approaching over 50 girls. Got nowhere with every single one of them. Thus, I became a robot.
>>28107493
>>28107503
>autistically double posting your bullshit
here you go on the tits i guess
>>28107555
thats pretty funny bro, both those girls faces look like fucking old mens feet.
>>28107533
i guess if youre talking 13/10 god tier trannies.
>faggots itt not thinking these two girls are cute
they are bombshell blondes, but they're cute atleast
>>28107639
When I said a 9/10 gf I didn't mean a gold digger, gold diggers aren't 9/10.
Not sure why you jumped to gold diggers.
>>28107596
>toilet humor
>gave up on a video production career to make fun of losers and weirdos on the internet for likes
>lives in new york
>self deprecating RANDUM "satire"
>cool guy
c'mon man he's just a clown for the sake of being a clown. if anything, most guys like him are single but he probably had the balls and some common interests to ask her out in school or something and what kind of options did she have?
>>28107718
are not*
fuck my life i want to kill myself
>>28106911
So by that you mean she's not cute at all? I agree
>>28107716
that other post wasnt me but he is spot on ;-) that 4/10 american trash compactor has got you by the balls bro way to go beta lmao
>>28107106
Of course you're okay with that.
You're a virgin and have no idea what sex and relationships are like.
>>28107066
I bet his voice is really funny sounding when he's having sex
>>28107716
why draw over the pic?
>>28106966
this actually
>>28107716
>trying this hard to white knight a drug addict
she's cute in the same way that a water bottle is cute. post more.
>>28107786
>You're a virgin and have no idea what sex and relationships are like.
Not him but why would it matter if he's put his dick inside a wet soppy hole? It wouldn't change his opinion. You might have a valid point when you say he has no idea how relationships work, but anyone who's had sex realizes how asinine it is when normies constantly post "oh, you're a virgin, you wouldn't get it." Putting your dick in a wet hole doesn't magically change you.
>>28107781
>4/10
>literally a model, 105 pounds at 5'10, fit, perky breasts, excellent facial structure
i almost doubted your sincerity until i realized youre a robot and your 10/10 is a 6 year old anime girl with a horsecock
>>28107848
why are you trying to convince me that shes cute bro? its really creepy
or are you trying to convince yourself?
>>28107002
Nah mate fuck off, it's better to just abandon that side of us and only use it to go apeshit. Who knows, one day we might create an empire.
>>28106810
>confidence
Fame
>>28107530
A girl can value financial security without being a gold digger.
>>28107886
>implying i dont just enjoy watching you try to cover your envy with laughable 4/10 pointy elbows contrivances while you either go sexless or settle for the kind of girl you wouldnt even notice in the presence of mine
>>28107716
>frosty is posting on /r9k/
I can't find all my funny memes about you getting arrested in my /o/ folder wtf
>>28107848
>5'10
>105 pounds
No way in hell. She would look like a fucking skeleton.
>>28107848
>fit
>105 lbs
>has those lines on her stomach that say she just sits at a desk/computer all day
>pale
>puffy around the eyes
everyone is a model these days. what a fucking useless thing to say. i would literally go for an average chick before i tried anything with this one unless she was a neuroscientist or something cool to explain how FUCKED she looks.
>>28107931
bla bla do you expect me to read all that? shes beat just admit it
>>28107946
lel
Luck, mainly
>>28107298
>protect instincts
you mean beta provider instincts?
>>28107942
your folder is shit without frosty pics bro you know it
>>28107963
>>28107981
>my non existant girlfriend would be much hotter than yours if she existed!
:^)
>>28108035
I can't lie, it is
I especially miss the 'just another day as the king' copypasta
>>28107185
Women don't have status, women don't have anything valuable aside from their looks
>>28107102
>once the left falls
I'll take shit that'll never happen for $200, Alex
>>28107963
also
>too retarded to tell those lines are from the tops of her pants and bottom of her shirt
youve literally never dated a girl have you? obviously you wouldnt know that tight clothes mark the skin in your triple XL sweats
>>28108035
baka
why are you trying to turn this around on anybody here? you autistically posted a druggie underweight chick on r9k and you're the only one who thinks she's a fucking reference for the word "cute" as if that even makes any difference. this isn't even a conversation about who the biggest loser is. if your whole argument is that nobody else on r9k is married/taken by someone decent looking, then remind me why anyone should take you seriously here.
>>28108077
gotta keep your /o/ folder dank bro
>>28108130
why would he have had to date a girl to know that? you literally can't deal with the fact that your deluded
>top gamers are all normalfags above 5'11, with good looks and GFs
I used to think I was a nerd until I realized the popular kids were the good looking geniuses, then I thought "at least I had video games" but I suck at them and normies bully me online, the virtual world is the same thing. Normies win.
>>28108130
Not him but she is nothing special bro
Perfectly average tbqh and if you think she's really qt then that's all that matters
>>28108130
>still trying this hard
1. sweats leave marks
2. you're literally too high to post anymore
>>28108174
It all comes down to genetic fitness
Ever notice how some people are just naturally good at things even when trying them for the first time?
Pay attention next time and you'll notice that those people are also good looking
>>28108234
Is that your gf? If so you just BTFO'd that other guy pretty badly
>>28108234
That's a nice duck.
>>28108275
my wife, but i'm just showing that i know why those lines appear and it's not fucking genetics.
>>28108275
desu they look similar body and face one is just pale nerd mode and one is tan
>>28107227
>out of his LEAGUE
Kekekekwkwkwk
>>28108342
difference with >>28108234 is that she looks like she actually had a proper sleep in the last 5 months
>>28107800
>are you cumming dunkey
>NOT EVEN CLOSE BABYYYYYY
>>28108389
thats not physical attractiveness thats just lifestyle like i said one is an outdoor tan girl and one probably stays up all night playing vidya
>>28108113
>shit that'll never happen
>posts a pic proving the contrary
Ok senpai.
>>28107002
you're a retard if you think this cespool of insecurties of a board has any idea how the world is , honestly believing shit that autists say here is dangerous
>>28108493
she usually stays up all night and rarely goes outside tbqhwu. every dummy posting their girl on here including me deserves to be berated though. this was a meme thread advertising for h3h3 ffs.
>>28106770
both of those women are ugly as fuck.
>>28108712
actually now that you post a close in the other robots girl has a prettier face senpai
>>28107426
>big ass forehead
>FAS face
no thanks.
>>28108538
Are you stupid or something? The pic shows Trump getting BTFO in the general election lmao
>>28108328
>posting on /r9k/
>"my wife"
>>28106770
Probably /bigdick/ because /women/
>>28110034
Spotted the virgin
Women don't know what you're packing until they've already committed to the act
>>28109829
loool
>YLYL
>>28110063
They WILL leave you the next day if you're not big. Seeing that those couples are still together, so yeah /bigdick/ confirmed.
>>28107426
She looks like the kind of girl that has had sex with too many men to count
>>28106966
agreed. Dunkey battled depression and came back out of it with the best sense of humor I've ever heard. He's one of the few genuine people left in the black hole of money and bulshit
Despite what most bitter robots tend to believe, being able to communicate without being a complete sperg or citing racial studies is pretty attractive
>>28110175
Lol no they won't
I had a hot gf that was out of my league for 5 years and I have a small penis
I ended up leaving her because she was insane as in actual mental illness not "all girls are crazy" insane and I just couldn't handle it anymore because mental illness will take a toll on anyone who is around it and I felt like taking my life in a new direction
>>28106770
First of all both those girls are ugly and second go fuck yourself
>>28107082
>implying shes not an adorable dirty sandnigger
>>28106770
Because they have charisma and confidence that they learned from years and years of being public faces on youtube. There's no secret there, they've essentially trained themselves to have better personality.
haters ITT
>>28110245
>Dunkey battled depression and came back out of it with the best sense of humor I've ever heard. He's one of the few genuine people left in the black hole of money and bulshit
how do you guys know so much about dunkey?
i didnt know he battled depression or had a wife
>>28106770
>Dunkey's gf
Just listen to the clip here: http://loveline.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Girl_Voice
>>28110868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koD8t93F1Co
Dunkey's gf has a great booty btw
>>28106770
they are both funny. they keep the girls entertained, so they don't get bored. I used to be like this, but a series of unforutnate events doused my flames and now I'm a boring, lifeless Robot
>>28106770
Because they have money, you fucking simpletons.
/thread
>>28107011
>>28107037
I don't find Hila to be super attractive, but you're lying if you don't think the girl on the left is cute
Do you think she's good in bed?
>>28111255
>but you're lying if you don't think the girl on the left is cute
and youre lying if you dont think youre a retarded fucking idiot.
>>28111415
i am a retarded fucking faggot
thanks for confirming this, brb gonna change my life now
>>28111397
As good as you can be for having to fuck through a hole in a sheet.
>>28111397
She looks like the kind of girl that lets you do anal on her whenever you want
>>28111397
No, she is probably really innocent and needs to be taught in bed.
>>28107035
You leave. You are probably some worthless degenerate too.
>>28111397
I think she's hideous
>>28107329
Not that guy, but I've done all those things and have talked to girls.
I'm more social than I've ever been, and I remain a kv.
Being social doesn't help an underlying inability to be romantic
>>28106770
Those are ugly women
>>28112123
Agreed but still how does an obese guy with an actual neck beard manage to get a gf at all?
Let alone a non obese one
>>28112123
Hila is decent, Leah is actually pretty cute IMHO
>>28112330
See>>28107171
She's a 3/10 at most
The OP pic just got a great angle and lighting that doesn't allow you to really see her face
>>28107108
>esports
Don't perpetuate that what they're doing is a sport in any sense of the word.
Also I see what you mean but I still don't see how they're fun or cool or interesting guys they're just autistic man children like OP said.
>>28112507
>I still don't see how they're fun or cool or interesting guys
They're fun and interesting enough that literally millions of people are subscribed to their channels. They have entertaining personalities, they create goofy videos that many people take interest in. They seem like fun guys to be around. I don't really know much about Ethan, but I would love to hang out and play some video games with Dunkey. He just seems like a funny guy to be around.
>"but... Hes ugly.. Why the fuck does he have her? He shouldn't have her. I literally take personal issue with him having a gf!"
I see this shit all the time, get the fuck over it, apparently he's doing something Better than you, at the end of the day, hes the one getting pussy.
>>28112684
It's not the ugliness it's the obesity
How can any self respecting woman want to lift up folds of fat to suckle on a micropenis that has been soaked in sweat all day as a result of being smothered by fat?
I see ugly guys with hot gfs all the time but never obese guy with skinny or average build gf
>>28106770
Hila (Ethans wife) is weird looking but if you dont think she's a cutie then you need to pull your head out of your ass. She has pretty eyes and is always smiling, nice hair, relaxing voice and a cheeky sense of humor.
Ironically if there was ever a 'femanon' this is what I imagine it to be like
>>28112765
Apparently you feeling that way didnt stop her from letting him putting his dick in her. Lol. But seriously, if she wants to date a fat fuck, who cares? The whole "it upsets me he has a gf" is pretty silly. Rather pathetic if you're actually bitter that hes happy.
>>28106875
Pff what about the other one? That bitch is ugly even for him.
>>28111089
only if that was real
>>28106903
>>28107108
They broke up earlier this month
>>28106770
>how is it possible for these two autistic manchildren who do nothing but play video games and react to prank videos score two cuties. why is life suffering?
Because there probably omegafags
>>28111397
What her root are? She is from middle east?
She looks hot in some weird way.
>>28106770
Ethan is actually more attractive than hila.
The other guy I have no idea who they are.
Dunk's girlfriend really creeps me the fuck out with her voice. The first time I heard it on one of his videos I thought it was some girl messing around, but I realized after a few more times that it's her actually voice.
She sounds 6 years old.
>qt
>JewyEye mcLargeMouth
ayyy lmao
>>28113653
Ethan and Hila are literally a couple of Jews from Israel. Hila even served in the Israeli military.
>>28113794
It does not mean anything that they are from Israel. Like in 90' after CCCP fall, they allowed Ukrainain jewish people to move to Israel, so now theere are thousand of Ukrainian and Russian kids running in Israel that looks like typical slavs, Maybe she is some spanic ancestor jewish?
Who knows, but yeah you could tell that she is jewish just by the way she looks.
>>28111397
p-post nudes naw, famalam
>>28113842
Except she' the most jewish looking person i've seen.
Her last name is even Klein, which means small in german, just like the tip they leave in restaurants.
>>28106770
that's video game dunkey? I thought he was black, what the fuck
>>28111397
>you will never find a girl like Hila
>>28113976
Go to an art school in Israel. Find the most awkward girl there. Boom, Hila 2.0.
>>28106875
>sandnigger
Ashkenazi Jews are white
>>28113931
Black people are just a meme perpetuated by pol
>>28110755
I don't like her; she's a filthy kike. But she got pretty wrinkly in just a few years.
>>28113876
That's his last name, moron. She is his wife.
wow i have no idea who any of the people mentioned itt are
>>28114225
That changes nothing, Shalom.
>>28114227
Oldie, please leave.
This board belongs to teenagers.
Ethans my dream guy. you have his personality you can have me.
>>28106770
Because fame is a desirable trait in men, of he's famous then other women most certainly desire him too so that makes more women want him.
Women get off on knowing other women want their man, this is why so many women don't give a shit if a guy cheats as long as he comes back to her after because it just means other women desire him and also it means she's more desirable than those women he used and discarded
>>28106810
Dunkey actually has the confidence of an onion IRL. He just gets pussy because he's funny and a genuinely nice guy
>>28114232
It does. She wouldn't be Klein if she hadn't married.
>>28108415
goodbyesides.jpg
Because h3h3 is actually a legitimately funny youtube channel.
>>28115516
>doesn't have confidence
>can put a boombox on a public street and start dancing with random people
>can walk on all 4 and act like a dog in public places
Ok.
>>28115883
So what's her real surname, then?
Goldstein?
>>28106770
Money
Otigami
They're being used. I hope we get some videos of them crying afterwards like we did with bashur.
>>28113794
Nah, Ethan is actually American. He just moved to Israel for business reasons and ended up meeting Hila, there
![ghoulface[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wFOp1FI.jpg "ghoulface[1].jpg")
Hila looks like a ghoul.
>>28107058
Are you starving? Just eat dirt! You don't have unrealistic standards, do you?
>>28107185
The average women is rated by men as a 7/10, the average man is rated by women as a 3/10.
>>28115011
I remember that Ethan met his wife on the free Jew trip to Israel and they were married before they even started on YouTube
