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What are some lies you were taught?
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What are some lies you were taught?
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the earth is round
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"people care about you!"...right after that, she stopped talking with me.
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go to college to get a good job. meh kind of worked but dad got me a job at where he works. i have to work my way up.
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that my father wasn't so bad
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>looks don't matter
>you'll find someone one day
>there's someone for everyone
>it gets better
>women like it when you're nice to them
by not being a psychopathic ripped asshole, i will die alone and a virgin
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It gets better when you get older
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>>28105808
Oh, many things but mainly useless things.

Such as that there "was no speed limit on the highway"

Or that "your eyes are hazel and your hair is black, anon." I'm ayran

Or that "you're not autistic anon, you're just a retard."

The list goes on.
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there is a place for everybody
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"I wouldn't go after a girl who has a boyfriend already, don't worry yourself over it."

FUCK YOU TYRONE
YOU MADE ME THINK YOU WERE AN URKEL
YOU FUCKING CUNT
NOW I'M UNWIFEABLE ALL FOR NOTHING
FUCKING DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hitler was evil and the Holocaust was an extermination rather than mass deportation.
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that babies came from praying to god and asking him for one

it made sense to me considering i'd hear my mother saying "OH GOD PLEASE YES" in her room and i'd have a little brother later
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>>28105953
Did you fuck a black guy after he said he wouldn't fuck you? Is that what I'm reading here?
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Peace and equality
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>>28105995
No, I was dating a black guy, and I noticed he was liking and sharing a lot of posts with this other girl who had a boyfriend.
And I was right, I should have been worried.
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>>28105995
No, the correct answer is lies. What you're reading here is lies.
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>>28105923

Probably the best time to be alone and a virgin. Videa, comic books, internet with near unlimited porn
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Hard work and education are the keys to success.

Maybe that was true for a brief 20 year period, but these days it doesn't matter in the slightest.

You'd lose jobs for being overeducated, or not doing exactly what you're told by your mouth breathing supervisor and nothing else.
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>>28106010
burn the coal pay the toal, no sympathy for fembot sluts. You're a bunch of fucking sociopaths anyways, fucking leave
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>Anon you're really intelligent
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>>28105808
Nothing, I had good parents and my dad told me in the beginning that the world isn't fair
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>>28105808
>dont worry son after you get out of the hospital everything will be different
-dad after my suicide attempt
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>>28105808
>"you're very handsome" from females who it is not appropiate to have sex or relationship with with my mother, mothers friends, older women who are being polite
>"You're an ugly fucking creep" from females it is appropiate to have sex with crushes, girls I went to school with, girls my age, even an ex girlfriend

DESU I think all of R9K can agree on this as being the biggest lie we were told
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>>28106106
Try completing a weeks worth of work in one hour and see what kind of praise you get. They'll be so grateful they'll give you permanent time off.
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>>28105808
>We live in a democracy
TopKEK
>The American Dream is real
Hehehe
>The U.S. military fights to protect your freedom
In what dictionary does freedom = the capitalist interests of a Cabal of International Bankers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ahvqzZVNE
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>>28105923
>women like it when you're nice to them

There's this hamplanet I occasionally chat with on Skype and since I'm sexually revolted by her my opinions regarding her are completely uncensored and she started crushing hard on me because of how mean I am. Blew my mind.
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>>28105976
holy fuck, best kek I've had in weeks
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>>28105808
Santa Claus
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>both sexes are equal
>all races, cultures, and faiths are equal
>if you are nice to people they will be nice to you
>democracy is good
>god isn't real

blah
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>>28106176
This is something that you were taught? Not just something that was said/promised to you?
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>that all races are equal
>that 6 million Jews really died in the Holocaust
>that racism is a thing of the past
>that being politically correct is good

Any more?
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>>28106746
Who taught you that racism was a thing of the past?
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>>28106790
American education,it's seemingly implied.I believe that our minds are always wanting something to identify each other with,and skin color is something very obvious.
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>>28106826
Don't generalize. Here in New York, we were never given the impression that racism was dead. Not even close.
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>>28106040
Robots have no idea how good they have it
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>Never fight back, it's best to tell a teacher

>Girls like when you're nice and kind to them
It's true until you're about 10 years old, then it changes.
Suddenly being meak, timid, and giving a shy smile isn't enough.
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>>28105972
This

Original komment
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>>28106877
I was taught by the old CA system.Never had issues apart from the teacher being the only teacher there and she had an attitude to any pupil who didn't play the game of "who can be the good little ass-kisser?'.It was a 100% white school,too.I don't mean like an LA school,where it's so liberal but that belief of racism being dead was still taught for some reason.And yes,there was a focus on feminism which seems hilarious to most anyone under 13..
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>>28105808
Life is worth living

They pumped me up for this shit since day one. After I realized my only purpose is to procreate I lost hope. I dont really NEED to do any of this stupid shit its all a want, a big ass dopamine hit.
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>>28106951
This.
I had one teacher,and I can remember an incident of several normies poking fun at my stuttering in front of the fucking teacher.And I never hit back at all,even this damn 1st grader did the same and nothing happened.My parents sued the school and won over them letting students harass me,a special needs pupil.
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>>28107033
It's for the annoying Chads to win at,and for us to want to bring down.Beta uprising when...?
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>>28105808
Humans were monogamous.
I spent a good 2 years being butthurt over the fact that monogamy was a meme and women will be huge sluts and will have past experiences before meeting you + will have new ones after she's done with you

Not that it matters since I've never been with one, but desu I would've loved it if my parents had been honest with every harsh truth about the world, for better or worst.
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Yeah most of these are just platitudes people say to make society seem like a fair and just place, I don't know why people persist on saying them when anyone with experience of the real world knows they're false
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>>28105808
That I'm the bad guy, and deserve bad things to happen to me.
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>>28105808
That Hitler was the bad guy

Originalitokyo
>captcha "Sage Norman"
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"You're a handsome young man!"

Origami Cauldron
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>the races are equal
>the genders are equal
>everyone has something they're good at
>treat girls just like anyone else
>attraction is based on personality
>you'll be their boss someday
>it's what's on the inside that counts
>things will be different after elementary school/middle school/high school/college

Why can't normies tell the truth?
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Alright Robots, I've got a question for ya. What advice would you tell your potential future kids in order to save them lots of trouble in life? I know what I'd say
>The world is not fair, you have to force it to be "fair" to you and protect yourself from it.
>You have no rights, only shallow promises written down.
>Most people who interact with you only do so because they want something from you.
>Just get the fuck out of here and leave civilization behind, you are better off without it. Go live in the woods.
>Prescription drugs for anxiety/ depression will cause mroe problems than they slove, DO NOT FALL FOR THE PHARMECUDICAL JEW
>Most "altruism, patriotism, and justice" found in the world is motivated by financial gain and the expansion of power

anything else?
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>People only bully you because they're jealous of you
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>>28105808
>women are more logical and intelligent than men

ruined me for a long time
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>>28108930
Don't bother with any of that, just answer honestly when they ask questions. They'll figure out the rest.
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>>28105808
that women were nice, polite, sweet, caring, nurturing, etc.

i was never told the actual truth, that they're vile, manipulative, deceitful whores and only become good people after Chad puts a baby in them, and even then mostly only towards their own children.
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that acne will go away when you turn 18, don't worry too much it's hormonal a lot of teenagers get it

that acne will be gone by the time you're 21, don't worry just wash your face and change your pillowcase every night
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>>28105808
>depression should be taken seriously
>it's hard being poor
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That racism is justifiable, logical.
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>treat women well and they will treat you well
>all you have to do to get ahead is work hard
>drugs are bad
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>>28105937
>ayran
some master race
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>everything will be ok

This is the only lie I have to remember myself
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>>28106746
>that all races are equal
>that 6 million Jews really died in the Holocaust
True though
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>>28108930
Telling people something won't actually make them understand it. Until they experience it themselves, they'll only be able to repeat what you say without actually knowing what it means. All you can do is steer them right so that they experience the ills of the world from a safe place
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>>28105808
>God is real
>Jesus died for your sins
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>>28109154
Literally who in mainstream, acceptable society in the last 50 years has considered racism justifiable?

You're just baiting /pol/, no one taught you that shit.
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Most of the lies told in this thread are just silly optimism made up to cheer us
Look upon them, but don't despise them, most of these had good intentions
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>Capitalism doesn't impede technological development
>The meanest people are the least successful
>America starts wars to save countries
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>>28109346
Yeah I definitely agree with that and have seen it happen in my own life. Human beings are animals that only learn by getting burnt. I just hate the idea of bringing children of my own into the world only to see them suffer the way I did, it just seems like a cruel thing to sentence someone to.

>shelter your kids
>they are saved from experiencing hell, BUT also turn out to be giant fucking pussies who can't handle real life
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>allow them to suffer
>they understand how the world works, BUT they're fucked up for life and can never truly be happy

finding that in-between is difficult as hell
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>>28105808
Women want to be treated well
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>>28105808
You need to follow the rules
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>>28107033
Why would you let that bother you? I don't understand people who feel the need for there to be some profound meaning or purpose to life.
Yeah, as much as they might try and deny it everyone is basically just a dopamine junkie looking for their next hit, so what? Those hits are fucking good.

Even if everyone's life goals are all just hedonism, it doesn't have to be the kind of degenerate shit that term usually makes people think of. I mean, people can form really close, loving bonds with one another, does the fact that they have no reason to do it beyond enjoying the sensation it gives them devalue it?
I really don't think so.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUH5QGRsnQY
Ridiculously true
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>>28105808
Women care about looks more than anything else.
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That I had a chance at being happy
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>Men owe women for ... whatever bullshit reasons
>muh 6 trillion
>multiculturalism will make the earth great
>liberal arts studies are useful
>the dating market is equal for men and women
>life is harder for women

Amazing how much bullshit you are indoctrinated with.
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>work hard and you'll go far, everyone will notice!

i have been fucked over by my lazy cocksucking coworkers playing office politics for the entire time i've been at my shitty job. despite the fact that i'm the absolute best at my position, these dickheads are good enough at deflection and gossip that everyone thinks i'm the weak link.
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>>28111555
you sound like you need to step out of 4chan for a while, and im not saying that in a passive aggressive way.
sure, what you posted is taught to a certain degree, but fuck. its not that big in real life. you kind of sound like those feminists that complain about the patriarchy and shit like that.
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>>28105808
life is precious/a gift/ anything to be grateful for
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>people are generally good
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>>28105808
so many lies about niggers and retards and transexuals being equal. One useful lesson I remember is the prostitute song from south park, saw that when I was 12, never forgot it and it has served me well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c
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>Height really doesn't matter, little guy
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>>28112102
I'm a 6'2" blonde haired white guy and can't get laid. Life is shit senpai.
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>>28112184
same. but it's not so much "can't" as "never leave my house or put myself in places where those kinds of social opportunities arise"
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That there are good and bad people.

When in reality it just comes down to how others intend to try to manipulate you-either they see you as weaker and try to squash you (these are the 'bad' people) or they see you as stronger and try to suck up to you in the hopes that some day they will become stronger than you and able to squash you (these are the 'good' people).
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>>28112225
do you live in game of thrones or something senpai
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>>28105808
I hate when old people are trying to make a point and they say shit like
>"WELL, when I was YOUR age, I blah blah blah blah blah..."
They act like the world has stayed the same since then. You know what that has led me to realize? People cannot change, and they have no hope of even coping with it if they cannot even acknowledge it's happening in the first place. We are dumb reactive animals.


>>28111824
good god this, life is a fucking cosmic accident, nothing more

>>28112891
where is this comic from I love it
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