Do you pray, robot?
oh my god do i pray
I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY
FOR A REVOLUUUUTIOAHOOOOOON
>>28105557
It's fine anon... fine..
>>28105557
and I try
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME IN THIS INSTITUTION
>>28105531
So how far have you gotten in the game? I'm in the swamp of the Road of Sacrifices.
>>28105615
I'm stuck at spawn.
I pray every night for death's sweet embrace but to no avail.
>>28105638
I don't blame you. Tutorial boss is OP.
>>28105684
>Tutorial boss
>posts CHAMPION Gundyr
Wew lad
i started praying before i go to sleep and if i forget i usually jolt myself awake because now i'm scared i'll die in my sleep if i don't
>>28106196
That's not how God works.
>>28106196
That's ok, just don't forget that god doesn't exist.
>>28105531
no, not really
Although I believe in the man upstairs, sometimes I just hope he brings me something nice to me and all of us, like a gf or opportunity for better, more interesting lives
>>28105684
You were talking about DS3.. i can't even run it on my pc.
>>28106273
This, I believe but I don't pray unless somebody asks me to.
>>28105615
Gotten my sweet ass to Anal Rodeo, only aster I penetrated Anri though...
>>28106229
i don't have any idea about christianity, i'm not even religious. i just can't go to sleep without praying.
I do! I have a few robots that I've prayed for for years. I pray whenever I hear a siren or see an ambulance.
I'm sure it doesn't do anything, but it makes me feel better and most people at least like knowing they haven't been forgotten.
>>28106672
You're such a good person anon
>>28105557
JUST KEEP IT INSIDE.
LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS.
>>28106435
Go to church and learn about God. He will not kill you for things that can be deduced logically.
>>28106672
I wish I could be like you anon. I need to get back to being a decent Christian again. I havent even gone back to church because a girl that used to picked on me in high school goes there.
>>28106755
Leave my thread, now.
>>28106759
I'm not sure how to be a good anything, but do you ever maybe just think that having positive intentions is good enough? I'd love to go to church as well, but it's just not something I can do.
Do your best anon, that's all you can do <3
>>28106831
Thanks anon. Godbless.
How is this not original?
>>28106755
i don't really like leaving my house. maybe one day i'll fall asleep without praying and wake up the next morninghopefully
>>28106273
>>28106297
Why do you believe in God? Are you familiar with chaos theory? Do you think God has values aligned with those of human beings or is He more like a force of nature?
>>28105531
There is no god Jesusfag!
>pray for the kiss of death
>her cousin sleep kisses me instead
>>28106998
You'll probably live. Don't be ruled by fear of such unknowns.
>>28107105
Did i imply that there is a god?
I pray to the almighty pepe
Oh pepe
How grateful I am
for another memingful day
I am gracious for your aid
And will shitpost
Until the day I die
REEE
YES BUT TO THE DUCK GOD
DUCK = GOD
DUCK = GOD
DUCK = GOD
DUCK = GOD
PRAAIIIIIIIIIIIISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
I want these edgy redditors to leave. We have a right to worship God. You have a right to be fedora wearing athesist. Let us be in our own peace.
Every Night I pray to the almighty pepe
Oh great pepe
How grateful I am
To see another
memingful day
I am gracious for you aid
Keeping me going
Never giving me up
Never letting me down
I thank you for my memes
And abide by your one rule
To shitpost where I can
Until the day I die
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28105531
I pray for the white males to be erased of the USA
And my prayers have been heard
>>28105531
I ought to do it 5 times a day but I only really do it once. I try to remind myself to at least be mindful during the day, but only formally pray in the evening
>>28107040
I just have faith in him, in a shitty, corrupt world like this, the least anyone can do to is have hope and try to be kind to people
no, not familiar with chaos theory, please educate me?
I see god as an omnipotent being of some sort, a caring but strict omnipotent creator, that gave us the gift of life, but went insane, because he didn't expect most of the world's human beings to fuck it up so badly
>>28107320
fuck off schlomo, you will be erased too soon enough if you turn the USA into the next crime-infested, AIDS filled, ooga booga land!
>>28107330
God planned for us to fuck up. God's a weirdo by human standards.
>>28107410
is this your opinion or?
