Who's the biggest loser on this board? Post your stats.
>25 years old
>No friends
>KV
>Some shitty $16/hr job
>Bachelors degree
>Skelly
>Only 6' tall
>Acne
>4 year old compact car
28
Failed normie
No friends, talents or hobbies
Rich family, but mountain jew shekel pinchers, so functionally poor.
No education after high school.
>>28104512
>19
>two or three friends
>KV
>NEET
>no degrees
>somewhere between slim and fat
>5' something
>acne
>no license
>20
>no friends
>kv
>too autistic for work
>repeated grade 11 and graduated by an hour
>skinny fat with bone arms
>6'1" king of the manlets
>acne on face and back
>single gear bike mummo and pop bought me
>25 (26 in a month)
>no friends
>scared of naked intimacy or kissing
>NEET
>>28104512
Here we go
>32 yr old
>no friends
>KV
>NEET
>no degree
>skelly
>5ft. 7in.
>acne, dried skin, and deformities
>no car
Pls no bully
>26
>zero friends
>no job
>no house
>hs diploma
>no money, not even a bank account
im posting this from a public library computer, after this im going to steal some food and head back to my bed roll in a boarded up housing project
>>28104512
OP here. Also forgot:
>live at home
Move over I rule this board
>24
>black
>diagnosed autistic
>never had a job
>dropped out of 2 universities
>no friends
>never had a gf
>not a virgin because hookers
>bored of it, now faggot
>tired of being beta male, now tranny
>>28104604
>mountain jew
Never heard this one before. What ethnic group?
>19
>3 failed suicide attempts
>mommy and daddy buy me everything i need
>push-over bitchboi, can't stand up for myself
>>28104771
I think this guy is top contender
>>28104774
you live in an abandoned housing project? post pics. seems kinda neat
>>28104843
oh come on he's not even mentally ill like me. im determined to win this competition
>>28104882
Are you >>28104820
Because if so, pls leave
>>28104771
Deformities, you say?
>>28104903
No I'm not him
>>28104930
Doctors said my body took in testosterone incorrectly and fed too much of it to my right side.
Because of this, the entire right side of my body is larger and more advanced.
For example, I have custom made glasses because my right ear is larger than my left, the entire right side of my chest is elevated where as the left side is flat, my right arm/leg have way more hair than the left ones, i have to buy two different pairs of the same shoe because my right foot is a 16 and my left is a 15
>25 years old
>No friends
>KV
>Work 12/hr shifts, barely have time at home
>Associates, trying to get back into college this fall
>Bill Dautrieve body shape
>Only 6' 4"tall
>Razor bumps finally gone
>Family Chauffeur driving a Hyundai
I do like to draw and paint. Really make a lot of fur stuff. Thinking to join a convention to be around more outcasts with similar interests.
>>28104844
i dont have a camera, its pretty awesome though, I found some plywood and used to board off a big section, so if anyone comes they would have to pull it all down to find my area
>19
>Group of about 5 friends that I'm getting increasingly close to
>unemployed
>no qualifications or degrees
>skelly
>5'11
>acne
The friends thing is kind of pulling me out of robot-dom. I'm thinking its time I should leave soon before I go full normie
>26 years old
>kv
>no friends
>430 pounds
>neet
>>28104815
Yeah you kinda win.
>>28105395
It's best u leave now, please
>24
>Small group of friends
>Got my first job a few months ago
>Associate's and Bachelor's
>had sex once. 6 years ago.
>Spend my free time listening to Opie and Anthony clips and playing vidya
>Black
>>28104815
Post black boipucci for research purposes.
>>28104816
swiss
robot dick knuckles
>>28104512
>26 years old
>friends hate me
>gf hates me
>15.50/hr job commute to
>shitty car
>5'10
>basically crippled
>live in a vacuum of respect
>live with parents
>19
>no friends because autisticism
>incapable of harboring genuine human emotions
>no job
>virgin
>have over 300 hours in the binding of isaac
>acne prone
>ugly facial features, body, everything
>no sense of smell so i don't even know if i smell like shit
i don't think i'm the biggest loser on this board but i certainly am an embarrassment to everyone i have ever known irl
36 NEET all my life, Autistic Virgin whose mom wont even hug, 3 inch penis erect, 5,3 230 pounds, bald acne scars shower once a week to beta to get a prostitute mom still cooks for me i'm sure I win
>>28104512
>21 years old
>3 friends
>virgin
>shitty minimum wage jobs with 10hr shifts
>skinnyfat
>balding since 16
>quit university two times
>quit antidepressants and therapy
>>28105456
>430 pounds
No way
>21
>disgusting ham planet
>5'8"
>high school dropout
>no friends
>not that meme no friends where they have friends online, but literally zero people I communicate with outside of family
>NEET
>AvPD I think
>panic attacks when thinking about the future
>almost panic attacks from being surrounded by people
>have been crying a lot lately for no reason
>>28105588
>Yes way
>21
>KHV
>no friends since I was 12
>dropped out of school when I was 15
>never had a job
>fat
>manlet
>don't know how to drive
>watch at least 8 episodes of anime every day
>don't even like anime
>too autistic to complete tasks more difficult than shopping for groceries
>obviously a virgin
>no money at all
>tried to kill myself once, did a shit job
>haven't casually talked to someone who isn't family in half a decade
>have a phobia of being seen naked, nobody has seen my penis since I was 9 years old
I bet all the historical normies would be shocked to learn such a failure was possible
>>28105654
Stop stuffing your face with McDonalds.
>27
>NEET
>kv
>never had a job
>no friends
>use glasses
>there's a pimple on my nose that keeps coming back for the past few years already, I'm afraid it might be something serious. Also my nose is very dry and flaky for some reason
>parents pressuring me to either get a job or go to a psychologist
>skinny
>hairy as fuck
I used to love my NEET life, but once you hit 25 things start going downhill really fast
>>28105685
>watch at least 8 episodes of anime every day
>don't even like anime
kek
>>28105697
>I'm working on it, senpai. One day at a time
>18
>some friends
>pushover
>virgin
>no job
>no hope
>stupid IT course
>5'9
>SHITSKINNED
>>28105718
>there's a pimple on my nose that keeps coming back for the past few years already, I'm afraid it might be something serious
my cousin had that problem once when she was a kid, it wasn't serious or anything. i forget what she did to treat it, i think she was brought to a dermatologist and was given ointment or something. don't worry mang
>24
>Two friends
>Not a virgin, have a GF
>Job writing/fixing essays for retards
>Bachelors degree, working on masters
>Skinny-fat
>6'
>Okay skin but look like I'm 12
>Shitcar but goes from A to B
Not the worst I guess.
>>28105486
at least you know what good radio is.
>27
>Balding
>Dandruff
>Poor eye sight
>5'9
>Tiny feet, I sound like a lady when I walk around.
>350 pounds, haven't checked in a while.
>Hyper tension
>Anxiety
>So socially autistic I get nervous when talking to my own parents.
>Feel sick to my stomach just making this post.
>KV
>No degree, no work experience.
>Live with Mom.
>Share a room with her cats, washing machine and the clothes dryer.
>Room always feels like a humid jungle.
>Can't drive
>Can't walk without chaffing.
>Absolutely no interests, latest videogame console I own is a 360 with halo 3 and mass effect.
>Have to shit all the time, any time I try to do something I need to shit.
>Dick won't stay hard to fap anymore.
There's more, but I cannot type it out. I feel like the drain of humanity, where all the bad traits and luck flowed.
>>28105685
>Don't know how to drive
Fucking degenerate. Kill self.
>>28105911
>Share a room with her cats
dude...
>>28105685
do you just watch meme anime to discuss with /a/?
>31
>A few friends but haven't talked to them in months
>Had sex at 18 and then drunken sex with about 8 other women since
>HS Grad
>Full time job
>5'9 220 pounds
>I hate myself because I suck at losing weight
>Drink myself stupid every other day with beer and vodka
>I havent been laid in 5 years because I really dont give a shit.
>24
>online friends
>one irl friend but they moved
>KV
>NEET
>bachelors degree
>slightly overweight
>balding
>dont talk to my family
>lost interest in all my hobbies
Step aside lads
>42 yr old kv neet
>no friends, still live with mom
>work part time stocking shelves at grocery store
>no car
>collect toys and watch anime, my only hobbies
>literally have been doing the same things every day for 20 + years
>20s
>no friends
>neet
>massive ongoing medical bills
>economic drain on family
>impossible to work since sick
>no cure
>cut manlet
>browse /pol/ too much
>can't walk
>can't run
>can't exercise at all
what do I do to fix this?
>>28106153
You and this guy win.
Do you yearn for death or are you content?
>>28105510
I fucking love switzerland, I'd move there if I wasn't too retarded to learn 3 languages
>>28104512
>22 years old
>Several friends locally, dozens in other countries
>not a virgin
>Make $50k per year at my job (I'm a part-time student, finishing BS and then going for MBA), $10-$15k from freelance writing
>working on degree
>skinnyfat
>5'10"
>no acne, decent looking
>2015 motorcycle and early 2000s Jeep
>>28106267
Wrong thread, bud.
>21
>only friends are through my brothers friends
>lost my v card at 13 havent had sex since
>100 dollars in my name
>ottermode
>chest acne
>manlet 5'6
>old truck
>>28104650
Are you me, minus the acne?
>>28104512
Thanks for reading my blog.
>21 years old
>born with cerebral palsy, have a weak grip naturally although everything else is ok with me outside muscle spam seizures when I sleep
>domestic violent/druggie household/overall damaged background
>Graduated HS at 20 after dropping out twice beforehand, moved away to live with Dad to attend who winded up dying just before my graduation / was my best friend and all
>Few IRL friends / Lots of Online
>Virgin
>Worked hard socially, got fit my time spent at my dads
>Finally gained academic and social success at college, fairly popular, hung out with qts who wanted the D and bros always meeting new people, liked amongst staff and professors, valedictorian for my scholarship program, ect
>Had to move across state back home thinking I'd take a break from college to save money and now I'm stuck with no job in a zero opportunity environment back in my old miserable drama riddled household now filled with random drug addicts
>sister has anxiety attacks because shes scared to be left alone with family again with me moving away again so I feel forced to stick around though I think about running away homeless
>Overweight now, insecurity and social anxiety crept back into my life
>No idea how to talk to people anymore
>5'8"
>Mild acne
>No License, no Car
>Still optimistic I'll think of something to get out of this
Its just one big joke.
>>28104512
>Pushing 23
>KV
>No job, Only dish washing exp
>weed in system so less job opportunities
>Dropout
>5'11
>160LBS and steadily losing weight
>No car, No licence + MVA PTSD
>Rent due in 6 days
>Disowned by because I'm a virgin
>Possible autism
>>28104512
>$16/hr job
Get out. Get the fuck out. Tonight.
>19
>khv neet
>only 2-3 core friends I only see once every 3-4 months or so
>muh depreshun
>fucking shitty grades, never tried in school
>dropped out at 17
>too apathetic to dig myself out of this hole, so I either sit or dig deeper
Could be worse
Least I'm not a fat
>nearly 25
>only had raw sex with 4 women
>azn gf
>work in asia
>just started a decent job that I only got because I lied about having past experience and they couldn't confirm my experience due to language/national barriers (this is my first job ever)
>only 5'8.5"
>>28106225
theres no way thats real
is there?
What about that guy who hadn't left his room in 10 years?
That was in 2011 or 2012, I wonder if he left his room yet
>19
>friends?
>lost it to a mistake
>NEET
>no degree
>fat
>tall but even being 6'2" sucks when you're fat, it just hurts more
>acne
>shithole country
>political shitfest, and everyone my age is taking part in it
>>28105911
PETITE FEET
FEMININE STEP
>tripfag
None of you can top this
>32
>no friends
>still virgin, never had a gf
>10$ hour job
>no talents or hobbies
>got kicked out of therapy by therapist
>>28104512
>19
>5'11" 250 landwhale
>huge gyno from Paxil in middle school (at least size C)
>probably have some mental disorder because of how angry and flustered over shit that doesn't matter
>college freshman
>2.7 gpa
>0 friends
>haven't went outside a single time since Friday afternoon
>all I do when I don't have class is vidya, r9k, overeat, or sleep
at least I'm white, r-right?
>32
>living with parents
>ex neet currently on minimum wage
>KV
>impotent
>shitskin
>had a few paranoid delusions, doors banging, screams, voices, etc.
>>28104512
18
no friends
kv
working on a degree
hungry skellington
5'10
>>28108022
there a story behind the therapy part?
>26
>still virgin
>6 feet
>260 pounds
>just started uni last year because I worked my ass off before since I finished high school
>no car
>no friends
>living with grandparents
>convicted criminal
>at least I'm good with computers so I can get a job whenever I want
>>28104512
>61
>khv
>family all dead
>no friends
>work at wallymart for min wage
>hs diploma
>265 lbs
>got teh diabeetus
>bald
>ugly
>awkward
>5'4"
>play video games
>have a train module (N-scale)
>read science fiction
>8yo computer
>drive a shitbucket 20 yo chevy that is nothing but rust and recall notices
This really isn't a contest I want to win, is it?
>20
>no license (know how to drive on property)
>2 day a week student
>virgin
>never had a gf
>6'3" tall
>high school dropout
>no degree
>no job
>live off parents
>huge gap of doing nearly nothing for almost 5 years
>was bullied in school
>slightly overweight
My life is over!
no one in their 20's can possibly win because you all still have time to turn your lives around
>>28104512
>25 years old
>5'4
>alcoholic
>no friends
>family kicked me out after I beat up my younger brother
>criminal record since mid-teens
>molested repeatedly as a child
>kleptomaniac
>clinically diagnosed with BPD, NPD, and bipolar disorder
>high school drop out
>lost my virginity to a hooker that gave me gonorrhea
>get fried from every job I have because I steal Stacy's and Chad's shit
>currently homeless
>don't even care about my current circumstances
>>28104512
>22
>never considered suicide ever
>white as cottage cheese
>lots of dandruff, fucking snows when i shake my head, lol.
>maybe 5 people i consider friends irl, 5 friends online i consider besties (one of which is autistic). more happy alone though.
>single
>first kiss 19(pretty nastee), v card 21; havent had sex since december 12
>have an 18$/hr internship this summer, starting salaries for my major are 80k-120k depending on who i get
>Almost done with BS in Computer Science
>just the right amount of skinny and fat, dont even work out
>6'4
>not much acne, occasional zit that I put anti-bio on and ignore
>Own a 2013 Sonata, shit is so cash
I can feel your rage. Zoom back to when i was 19 and I was the biggest nervous wreck you've ever seen. But with a little work and dedication, I will become god.
>>28110114
Oh grand sorcerer train me
