>anon, we've been trekking through this forest for hours, let's sit
>>28104438
That's pretty cool, is it glass?
Bug genocide when
>>28104438
*pulls out dick*
Sit on this ;)
>>28104461
that's a 100% organic centipede
>>28104550
whats it made out of though, plastic?
>This is a nice spot to rest
>Hey anon look at this qt b!
>>28104574
And when is this free weekend?
And how much are you charging for this free weekend?
>>28104628
Well, I guess one of us is beeeing themselves :^)
>>28104649
free weekend for sex with the toy centipede?
>>28104438
was bitten by one in brazil, didn't sleep for 2 days because of the pain, the area still feels sensitive if my shower is too cold
>>28104438
Why am i trekking with a giant bug
>>28104719
Because you guys are dating
>>28105039
pls don't get my hopes up...
>>28104628
that's a hornet and besides, bees are fucking brotier and are nice and fuzzy
Question: can it be tamed?
>>28104628
Trick photo. That's actually a very small hand.
>>28104438
Why does the bug need to sit?
>>28105299
Have you never seen a Japanese hornet
That centipede is a predator
>>28104438
You're not going to trick me this time, Mr. Centipede.
>>28105356
Have you ever seen dwarf hands?
>>28105360
Who does it eat?
>>28105372
Hogs
>>28105391
How can they even compete?
>>28105370
Orange you glad
>>28105332
The same reason a snake needs to lie down
>>28105391
Hey, anon, I got us dinner. How about you start a fire so we can eat? You do know how to start a fire, right?
>>28105458
That hog needs better sleep. It has bags under its eyes.
This thread is fun, just like my friends here on r9k
>>28105458
Of course.
*unzips lighter*
Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator.
>>28104438
KILL IT.
oregano
>>28104438
That looks like something straight out of Zelda.
>>28104438
Help me understand the scenario. Is the bug speaking? Or is a female speaking, and we're about to accidentally sit on or be bitten by the bug?
>>28105713
Yes
The bug is the female speaking.
She really wants to take a bite out of you ;^)
>that time you were visiting your family in Hawaii and a foot long centipede crawled out of the bathroom sink you used to brush your teeth
>>28105667
Don't bring a knife to a gun party
>>28105444
I didn't say b-
>>28104438
>there's a bug sitting there
>i-it's not like I want to nibble on you or anything, baka!
No one's looking, hurry anon kiss me
>>28105738
Hawaiians must be retarded. You're supposed to use a toothbrush to brush your teeth.
>>28105895
that's the tail you dingus
>>28105895
Tell me you did that on purpose...
>>28105918
>O-Oh ok
*Blushes*
>>28105989
maybe her asshole is blushing
>>28105930
excuse me, just having a kekasaurus kex
>>28105458
That's one big ass chicken
>>28104438
I'm extremely disappointed now that I realize the bug isn't the one talking
>>28105895
Thats the centipedes ass
>>28106449
She deserved it. She's been a bad girl.
>>28105039
>you will never roam the forest riding a giant armored centipede that speaks English and is a great wingman and lets you fuck lady centipedes with him
I should just end it now
>>28106449
hey dude just for the record you've got a trip on, I don't know if you were using it on another board where it was necessary but it isn't necessary here, see nobody gives a shit about who you are so...take your trip off?
>>28105332
please get reading comprehension
it's just embarresing
Fuck I hate centipedes so fucking much.
Centipedes are OP as fuck, please nerf.
Some centipedes literally hang upside down off the roof of a cave, grab bats that fly into them and fucking eat them.
Centipedes eat bats.
What the fuck, nature?
Centipedes also attack and kill frogs, mice and other small mammals.
Centipedes are ridiculously effective predators, they just overwhelm whatever the fuck they feel like eating with all of their faggot cheating legs and unfair body, injecting it with some fucking bullshit venom.
I got bitten by a centipede once.
It was easily the most painful thing I have ever experienced.
FUCK CENTIPEDES
I hate these threads because I'll be feeling bugs and shit crawling on me all night and I need my cucky sleep so I can be a good goy in the morning.
>>28107561
lol
blox desu senpai blox
>>28107561
>b-be gentle, anon
>>28104438
Holy fuck I wouldnt even touch that thing with a stick. Need napalm for this bitch
>centipede threads
>fart threads
why do I come here
>>28104438
that actually looks pretty cool and not scary at all
if you wanna see something actually spooky google house centipede, i'd post a pic myself but i really cant stand the sight of them
>>28104438
you can see where its lost limbs are holy shit and where are its eyes?
>>28105254
insects and spiders have no intelligence at all so no, centipedes specifically are all extremely agressive
to me, centipedes are proof that intelligent design doesn't exist
an omniscient, benevolent god would not create such a useless, horrific bastardization of a creature
then again, i have no idea how evolution could explain these things
centipedes are just proof that life is fucked
>>28105361
>that conniving face
>those crossed foreceps
I wish the filesize limit was upped from 2 MB to 4 MB so I could post my webm of a girl getting hundreds of cockroaches funneled into her vagina
>lying in neet cave with lights off reading this thread
>speck of dust floats past computer screen
>jump and scream thinking its a spider
w-wew great thread lads
>>28107561
>please nerf
>coming from a member of the species that colonized the Earth
>>28107798
>why are you staring!
>>28108154
Only because the centipedes haven't tried yet.
>>28107798
If Im remembering right this is the one that has a parallelizing secretion in it's tail and when it mixes with secretion in the mouth in actually dissolves the prey so it's easier to ingest.
>>28107774
The only good thing about house centipedes is that they hide well and kill spiders
I've seen a couple in my apartment before and I've only ever seen two spiders
Apartments from a couple times of the year when they go from outside to in you'll never see them since they're fast af and only hunt in the dark
>>28107943
What the Fuck why would anybody do that
>>28108189
>Centipedes haven't tried yet
So who are you voting for in November?
>>28108249
Money, m'boy.
>>28107774
>>28108219
I agree while horrifying in appearance there quiet seclusive nature with their appetite for large prey make them the house cat of the incest world and can clear your house/area out in mere days.
>>28108261
That's beyond money at that point. That has to be her fetish
>>28108282
>incest world
damn it there went my post
>>28104438
that looks pretty cool 2bh
>>28108282
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT I SAID I DIDNT WANNA FUCKING SEE IT
>>28108282
>the house cat of the incest world
Kek
>>28108285
you be surprised what people will do for money and/or attention
you also be surprised how stupid people can be
>>28108326
Honestly I meant to put spoilers
has anyone ever had a centipede crawl inside your bed before
im absolutely fucking terrified of that happening, haven't seen a centipede in months but im in my bed all day/every day so it could happen at literally any time
>>28108420
gad damn it
>>28104628
Is that one of those japanese hornets that cause your flesh to rot where they sting you?
>>28108326
B-But I wanna see you!
I love you senpai
>>28108219
>you'll never see them
Then you must be asleep by 9
I see these fuckers all the time
Once crawling in my fucking ceiling above my bed
Another running across my floor
Like I treat spiders, I'll let them love as long as they get out of my sight. But shit man. Sometimes they piss me off.
>>28108449
yes
their sting also attracts more hornets
and they fly up to 70+km a day
>>28108465
I love you too buggu-kun!
>>28108480
Two nukes was not enough. They need more. Something that awful cannot be allowed to exist.
>le kill with fiaaaah!!!!!11!xD
>>28105895
fukk ur a dumb kunt, the centipede has a mustache and everything but you still draw on its ass, baka
Who /caterpillar/ here?
>>28105667
And some can be highly venomous
Trump for president 2016
>>28108465
I thought the house centipede originated in the mediterranean. Why does that say japanese house centipede?
We don't call our fucking house centipedes american
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>>28108842
Caterpillars freak me out more than most bugs, fat little leg covered fucks
>>28107750
The magic and the mystery.
>>28111487
Pls don't bully the chubby lolis
>>28111706
Nah fuck these things, I hope they all get eaten by birds
Did I miss anything?
>>28112124
earthworms and snails need a place.
earthworms are awesome, snails are just annoying but not too bad.
>>28112182
>Accidentaly stepping on a snail
The worst feeling
>>28112182
I guess I never really considered those as bugs
>>28112124
crane flies in the fuck off tier
>>28108285
It was Japanese (if he's talking about the one I'm thinking of), a lot of the fucked up Japanese porn is done by girls whose families owe money to gangs. The Yakuza are behind a lot of the porn.
>>28112124
>still no love for centipede itt
>>28105077
No wasps are bro-tier
without wasps to keep these pests in check, they would run down entire forests
>>28106532
Obscure feel, but a poignant one
It's showing of true autism and robotness to like bugs.
The creator of pokemon is an autist, and that's the whole reason he made the games. He liked bug collecting.
On the other hand.
Does anyone here know of any long living beetles or bugs that make good terrarium pets?
>>28104438
i hate centipedes more then spiders, i actually want a T
>>28105895
>>28105930
That end is used to confuse birds or other predators anon.
Congrats, you have the intelligence of a bird.
>>28112124
surprisingly accurate list
Before you ask, yes, this hellspawn did exist.
>>28112667
>wasps are bro-tier
Try to change those light bulbs and see how fucking "bro-tier" those faggot cunts are.
>>28112182
>molluscs
>bugs
Kill yourself, retard.
>>28112124
You foroot ticks in the "spray it with paint thinner" tier
>>28115511
Mmm touchscreens
*forgot
>>28112124
Whats the BBC bug?
>>28104438
Worst part is that normies would probably smash this poor beautiful creature.
>>28112383
would love to slice this ayylmao into several pieces and watch it grow into new centipedes lol
>>28112124
all insects/spiders must die
i will not look for you and track you down but if i see you i will kill you without discrimination
>>28114245
bugs make fucking terrible pets, might as well just get a fish because they aren't ayylmao looking and you dont have to worry about them escaping into your house
Centipedes are bros
>It's been a year since I've used this image
For anyone else who collects these
Last non-human related one.
>>28115718
>wasps are assholes
u dun goofed
With all due respect, snekers is still best monstergirl.
>>28116146
>not slime girl
INFINITE ORIFICES
>>28116170
Agreed. Slime is supreme
>>28104438
He is a big guy and a predator.
>>28116654
>He is a big guy
For comparatively smaller critters
>and a predator
For unwitting dweebs
>>28115508
Then why do arachnids get a pass?
>>28116170
>>28116356
>he doesn't want his cock massaged by 100 feet
Sasuga, /r9k/
>>28115551
that's a millipede
this is the only case of a BYC
kill all insects desu. Literally the niggers of the animal kingdom
>>28107880
They're created by Satan, just like this shit.
>>28117132
This is like "Yo nigga don't touch me, seriously" the bug
>>28117228
How can white bois even compete?1??!
FUCK!
>>28112667
Wasps are fucking aggressive as hell.
>>28112124
moths can die in a fire
>>28117362
What the fuck did you say, you cumslut?
>>28117519
> tfw no mothgirl gf
>>28117519
I said you're a fucking whore you makeup stain
>>28117605
>Why would I ever date a pathetic neet robot like you, anon!
>>28117862
Say that to me irl, punk
>>28112124
> bro tier
Small qt fuzzy spiderbros
Ladybugs
Butterflies
Leaf bugs
Honey bees
Snails
> will not squash tier
Worms
Ants
Pillbugs
Small moths
> fuck off tier
Praying mantis-fuck off but looks cool
Small flies
Big fat moths
> kill tier
Mosquitos
Big fat flies
Spoopy spiders with spindly legs
Crane flies
Hornets
I've only killed one insect on purpose in my life when I was three and I still feel bad. It was a blue moth.
