>there's a a surgery to fix height defects
we're all going to make it bros. save your autism bucks for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NebfpTwjx5Q
Because everybody can afford it.
>>28102587
How much does this cost to have done?
You guys know that height doesn't mean anything, right? As long as you're above 5'5", women really don't care.
>>28102661
$85,000 in the US but cheaper in India.
>>28102741
Why would I trust indians to cut open my leg and play around with my bones?
>>28102693
Not true. I'd say above 5'8" and youre good.
>>28102810
Either way, that's far below average either way.
>8cm
>for thousands of dollars
>and permanent damage to your body/lifelong pain
>to have abnormally long legs and a short torso
I hope nobody is unironically thinking of doing this.
>>28102836
What? 5'9 is literally the male average
>>28102587
>180cm
that's like 5'11 !
that dumbass is taller than me also taller than average , why would he get a surgery ?
>>28102878
Oh? The average is a lot lower than I thought. I guess I don't hang around too many short people, I guess.
>>28102878
I hate being average I wish I was 5'11 desu senpai. That's like main character sort of height. Not too tall, not too short
>>28102587
>risking your ability to jump/run properly for 2-3 inches in height
Never gonna make it
>>28102914
but I don't think I surgery would look good on me because I already have long legs as it is
>>28102933
>28102933
>I don't know how osteoplasty works
Keep fear mongering you fat retard
>>28102896
About a year ago, I actually looked into LL (decided against it, of course). This guy's story was that he was originally 5'6 and lengthened to 5'11-6'. Then he decided he wanted to go even bigger.
I can only imagine how mangled and disproportionate he looks.
it's fine if you want to look like gondola spurdo benin
I'm 6'2", and honestly height doesn't mean shit. It's like hating having brown eyes rather than blue. It might seem worse but it has no real effect on life. Having said that, it does stroke my ego knowing that I'm above average height in every country in the world.
>>28102587
nothing changes between those two pics besides being photoshopped longer
its unlikely that they managed to stand in exactly the same location over a year after their surgery
>>28102989
Say that to my face and not online you autistic midget and see what comes about
>>28103003
>everyone is proportionate meme
Most people have different leg to torso ratio, odds are you wont even be able to tell if a person has had leg lengthening surgery. Bait harder
>>28102914
>tfw atheletic without trying lazy but smart 5'11 main character
your gonna end up looking like this
2 or 3 inches is fine, but you manlets want 5, 6, 7 inches and I can't imagine it going anything other than backfiring on you and your proportions.
Wait for STEM cells familiarity.
>>28103115
>athletic
Can you dunk tho
>>28103044
Seems like the lankets are scared of us getting the surgery. We'll achieve the only thing they are proud of, and the thing is our life as manlets has made us into people with actual personalities. Manlet + LL > Shell of a human Lanket with nothing to show but their height numbers
Could you imagine what we could achieve with a few inches of height? I'd would be scared of such a threat if I were you desu
>>28102587
can i be shorter?...
>>28102943
then get torso lengthening surgery
>>28103125
>i don't know how long is 2 inches
>>28103171
Once again get that ladder ready so you can actually say that to my face, smurf.
>>28102693
What if I am 5'5 senpai
>get's 10cm taller
>life is a shitty as it was before
I'd like to be taller but that looks sketchy as fuck
>>28103199
there's no such thing homie. however i think I have scoliosis if I could correct my posture I'd probably gain 2 inches or so. I've had days were I just tower over people I know are usually taller than me. I'm guessing it's just day I stood up straight because of the way I slept during the night
>>28102587
Enjoy never being able to jog, run, or sprint again.
Enjoy never being able to workout legs again, so you'll forever be a skeleton or look like you skipped leg day permanently.
Enjoy being in a wheel chair later in life.
Enjoy being a weirdly proportioned freak.
>>28103264
you're also slightly taller in the morning. then your spine compresses during the day.
you're also taller in space because of the lack of gravity on the spine. so we should all join nasa and become astrochads.
>>28103264
Yeah, fixing your posture can bring you up a couple cm.
I'm going to go to India to have pajeet perform this surgery on me after he's done shitting in the street
ha. fuck that. i know indians can be good doctors but only if they have proper toilet facilities. i don't want curry shit in my bones.
>>28103484
I'd recommend you to go to Russia where the surgery was invented. I think it's about 10'000 dollars in moscow
>the feeling tfw when 188cm naturally
manlets would pay thousands of dollars and lifelong pain just to be me
>>28103040
This. It's like the world around him stretched, like the ground is lower.
If he was taller in the second pic then his waist should be above that bar on the door/window behind him.
I hate being 5'11'' King of manlets
I'm considering lengthening my legs 2-3 inches to become a perfect human being. My armspan will be fuarked though.
>>28102693
>Im 5'4origishumi
>>28102852
No damage is done, the bone heals and becomes even stronger than before the surgery. After a year or so it goes back to normal strength though
And it doesnt look weird at all unless you lengthen both the tibia and femur, in which case you will look ridiculous.
>>28103029
Give me your asl
I am a female and I will suck ur cock
Pls
>>28103859
>Just say you're 6ft and nobody will disagree.
>>28103670
lol no not be you. Gross why would anyone want to be like a robot? They want to be tall
>Nail
Uhh.....
>>28103981
this could be handy.
hell, i'm 5'10 and i'm considering considering insert lifts
if you look at tall people closely their legs are where most of the length is anyways.
the only problem is your arms being shorter if you go more than a few inches.
>>28104174
like those
i'd take somthing light, 1 or 1,5 inch would be enought for me.
if i add up the regular heals of my show which are about 1 inch i think, that would make 2,5 inch.
so instead of being a 5'10 manlet, i'd be a 6'0"5 which is a decent height imo
>>28104198
This
this comment is fully original and has never been posted before in the history of the internet
>>28104244
>>28104174
these are hilariously noticeable, you shouldn't buy them desu
>>28104402
not really, i mean the first one >>28104174
is, but i don't think a 1 inch shoe insert would be noticeable.
>>28104527
it's noticeable when you aren't wearing it, so you basically have to wear it all the time. It'll become a crutch
>>28104743
duh.
but i don't think most people can tell two inch difference.
