Get on your knees and suck my stinky, sweaty NEET cock!
o-ok sir
Okay. I wasn't really doing anything else.
I can finally be the worthless slut that I am.
Get on your cock and suck my stinky, sweaty NEET knees!
Maybe if you showed me it first :3
I wanna suck a stinky neet cock!
>ywn smell unwashed NEET smegma dick
>>28103691
Wow, pig nose. You're such a creep.
>>28102306
lel you're the same guy who did all of those "NOBODY WILL EVER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE STOP THE VOICES WAAH" threads yesterday? Are you really trying to be a bully?
Suck my cock instead, bitch.
>>28103951
Let me suck it instead!
>>28104122
>implying you deserve uncut, white 8.3" perfection
hey I'm not gay or anything but can I have some attention?
>>28104188
What if I begged you? Would you let me suck your majestic uncut cock then? Please?
>>28104234
Maybe if you made a vocaroo begging me.
>>28104287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AsuUVOVUxG
I have to keep it down because my parents are home..
>>28103691
Don't worry! YNWA!!
>>28104500
>female
ewwwwwwww dropped
why lead me on like this you freakin succubi
>>28104287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p2ibTHXIR1
>>28104578
Uhh.. I use a voice changer, I really am aboy...
>>28104612
Lel you sound like a tumblrina
>>28104619
Really? Prove itby posting lewd pics
>>28104188
Please bully me with your big dick. Thank you.
Guys! Why would you want to suck cock!? Wouldn't it be terrible to feel the warm sticky filling go through your mouth then through your throat as you begin to warm up and potentially begin to cough while the penis pleases itself inside of you??
>>28104701
That sounds terrible.
It'd be so disgusting feeling it pump in my mouth harder and harder. Feeling him push it down my throat farther with each thrust. Pulling it out so I can breathe only for him to shove it right back in.
>>28102306
>>28102839
>>28103691
>>28103902
>>28103951
>>28104122
>>28104188
>>28104234
>>28104287
>>28104500
>>28104578
>>28104619
>>28104659
>>28104701
>>28104758
lmao what a bunch of faggots desu senpai
>>28104701
It makes me happy to make other people happy, so it's only natural to get on my knees and lick a penis all over!
>>28104804
R-Really!? W-well, is there anyway you could please make me happy?
>>28104659
Do you have an email or something? M-maybe we could trade some pics there..
>>28104948
Sure! Is there anything that makes you real happy?
>>28104993
Excecuting faggots like you my breaking a hole in your skull and fucking your brain to death
>>28104993
Well, what do you normally do to make people happy?
>>28104955
post yours first, originally of course.
can you nigs just stay in /trash/
they have a dicklust thread there, stop shitting up /r9k/
>>28105052
as long as it stops them from shitposting their animereactiongirl memes in other threads it's ok with me
>>28102306
No
go be a faggot somewhere else
>>28105030
[email protected]
It might take me a bit to respond, I'm watching game of thrones. I'll definitely get back to you though!
>>28105025
I don't usually have opportunities to make people happy in this way...
You'd like it if I kissed it though, right?
>tfw will never get to suck sweaty neet cock
Why even live
So many horny anons with cocks that need sucking.
This thread got me touching myself
>big sweaty baIIs
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY PLEASE
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
>>28105199
I-i would love that anon, but I know deep down that I would prefer hugging and just the company of you.
>>28105809
Could we at least be naked while we hug?
>>28105241
I won't sleep until I get the chance to suck an anon's big stinky neet cock!
>>28105850
T-that would be fine, I am kind of young though, is that ok?
>>28106124
can you stop dude wtf
>>28106124
I'd be up for getting my sucked or sucking another robot. I love cocks and need some intamacy.
>>28106161
If you're legal it's fine. I'm not into getting v&
tfw no fat stinky cock to suck on
>>28105241
Stinky, musky cock is best cock~
I wish there were more people who could feed us hungry sluts cocks.
>>28106199
I can't stop! The thought of a sweaty stinky neet taking advantage of me is just too alluring to stop thinking about!
>>28106223Where are you from? You're probably not even close to where I live
>No anon to hold me and press his stinky cock against my hard cock
>No anon to make me moan and to suck off
I'm going to bed boys. Hopefully I'll dream of hot stinky cock.
>>28106262
Have you sucked any like that? They sound great.
>>28106296Ohio
>>28106301
>tfw will never have this
>>28106364I'm from eastern Canada ;~; There's always a chance someday though..
>>28106336
I hope so too
>>28106364
Haven't sucked any, sadly
>>28106413
>>28106429
>tfw no robot meetup where we all pleasure each other and make someone else happy for once
>>28106492
A harem of cute trap boys fighting over one anon's big sweaty neet cock!
fck gays
>>28106492
One day it will happen, a robot can only dream
>tfw you get lost in a sweaty sea of horny robot bodies, groping, licking and fucking each other
>>28106633
I want that real bad. I want to feel robots writhing all around me!
r9k? more like r9gay
ahhaaha
>>28106696
nice one champ, a great ruse for sure :^)
What the fuck is this thread? I thought r9k hated faggots.
>>28106590
The dream
>>28106633
That would be amazing. one could only hope it would happen.
I swear coming here is making me have gay thoughts. Are all of you actually gay or just obsessed with dicks?
>>28106829
At first I was obsessed with dicks, but now I think I'm full on gay. I would do anything for a nice robot guy.
>>28106863
Oh god I seriously need to leave before I start turning gay.
This thread makes me think about living with a well-endowed neet boy. He'd be at his desk playing some jrpg or mmo and just letting his cock and balls stew up in his sweat all day. Eventually I'd crawl under there and pull down his shorts, letting his thick aroma hit me plain in the face. Servicing a big sweaty cock like that is my dream.
>>28106944
I'd love to be on either side of this. Sounds perfect either way.
>>28106829
More bi-curious but I'm starting to look at dicks more and more and I also bought a big, floppy horsecock from bad dragon the other week and I haven't stopped fucking it since it arrived and I'm getting more and more curious to find out what a real cock is like.
>>28106944
That's one of my dreams as well, either as the one on the chair or the one under the desk.
My dick is only 6 inches but it's pretty fat.
Unfortunately cut.
Am I okay?
>>28107038
I should add that I also get extremely horny when the pungent cock and ball scent of it wafts up to my nose. I'm not gay though. It's just incredibly strong and wonderful cockbutter smell.
>>28106963
>>28107004
Honestly, I'd rather be the one under the desk.. Taking care of a handsome neet boy while he plays his favorite mmo game, his massive rod all sweaty and pungent. My one goal being to serve him, bring him to climax while he lives the perfect neet lifestyle. Pantyjob, handjob, or blowjob; I'd be willing to give anything to him - he just has to ask.
>>28107092
A-are you good at handjobs? I've always wanted one...
>>28107092
I would be too, to be honest. Although I'm not going to reject a nice boy sucking me off while I play a game.
>>28107129
My skin is silky smooth and I'm quite talented with my hands if that's what you're asking~
>>28107271
I can't imagine, for once in my life, how good soft hands would feel stroking me gently.
I'm not trying to ERP, just saying.
Why has god forsaken us.
>>28107305
That's a sin anon, words can't describe how creamy and soft my skin feels, particularly my thighs.
If we lived closer together, I'd probably let you have a taste just to make you feel better~
>>28106224
Don't worry anon, I am legal where I live!
>>28107447
S-stop saying these things I'm not a homosexual.
>>28107501
It's not gay if you believe that I'm a girl~
>>28107560
I hate gay anime posters because it makes me horny, then I feel guilty because I'm not gay but these things men say sometimes make me hard like I am now, it tears me apart inside.
>>28105397
what the fuck could possibly appeal to you about sweaty balls?
>>28107607
>tfw literally gay and still can't get an anime poster to fuck me
>>28107607
If you're horny and all backed up then why not just let it all out? You'd feel much better in the end, just trust your dick~
>>28107681
>tfw anime poster and nobody lives close enough to give me a good dicking
Should I buy a dildo to practice sucking? What's a good one for that?
>>28107751
>nobody lives close enough to give me a good dicking
Where do you live?
>>28107092
I want a pantyjob so bad. Imagining a dirty panty wrapped around my cock while getting sucked has got me so hard. I want to cum on the panty while you wear them.
>>28107751
>If you're horny and all backed up then why not just let it all out? You'd feel much better in the end, just trust your dick~
I plan to soon, but only to a woman's armpits, not this. I will never forgive myself.
Honestly I don't think it's that gay- as robots we're all starved of any affection, sexual or otherwise. Even knowing there's a man on the otherside, it feels good to read these things, and it's natural to get hard.
At least that's my rationalization of my raging erection.
>>28107827
East coast Canada, like rural Canada.
>>28107837
Sounds like you'd like my nice sweaty panties then.. It'd be pretty nice if you came all inside them and I had to wear them for the rest of the day~
>>28107852
I think you're right; people just like to be told nice things. But if you're willingly getting hard to a cute boy like me, then I don't know how much longer you could deny it~
>>28107972
tfw upper new york, closer than expected but still too far
>>28107641
the smell of ripe balls is intoxicating
>>28108027
I guarantee you would fucking vomit if you smelled another man's balls, you retarded faggot.
>>28107092
>describing a fantasy of mine
>mfw I have a 7.5-8.2 inch dick depending on arousal
>mfw it's also thick
>mfw this is the hottest shit
>mfw nofap
FUCK, you're making this really, really hard right now.
UNF, goddamn.
>>28107972
I'll be honest, I'm so horny that if you were here, even though you're a boy I would love to let you suck my balls. My balls are really sensitive.
>>28108071
Maybe your nofap is just a fools errand. With a cock that nice and big, there's no need for you to hold back. Maybe you could pretend I'm under your desk helping you.. Just let it all out - do it for me.
>>28108134
That's the spirit! I bet if I were there, I'd love to suck your balls too. I'd be sure to take extra special care while I work your shaft at the same time~
>>28107972
After a while, I would rub the old cum against your pussy.
I have a big panty fetish.
Also, contact info?
>>28108218
Why do you do these things to me? What is in it for you to be this slutty over the internet?I'm playing vidya while I read this thread and now I'm imagining a cute boy sucking my balls under the table while I play. You are turning me to the devil.
>>28108218
And these posts are often the reason why I question my sexuality here.
But I'll blueball myself since you're not actually here to serve your purpose.
>>28108256My boypussy, right?
[email protected]
>>28108271
What do I get out of being so slutty? Hmm, I guess it's the feeling of helping all these lonely boys feel better, and that all of it turns me on. A lot of things I guess.
I'm glad to see I'm causing such a pleasurable effect for you~
Western """""""Men""""""""
(origionaloeifn)
>>28108423
Not either of those guys but my cock and balls have a powerful scent, and I want you to suck them until I cum.
>>28108513
Lol true desu senpai JUST cuck my shit up amirite?
>>28108423
>>28108468
can i also put it in your boypussy or play with your cock too? i want you to feel good too after all
W-where's that nice NEET dick at?Won't you post it?
>>28108593
I would but I'm cut so I would just be ridiculed.
>>28102306
This thread doesn't mean anything unless you actually post your dick
>>28108540
I'd be glad to help such a musky man let out all his stuff~
>>28108565
I certainly wouldn't mind having my boypussy filled up - but my main goal here is to make sure you feel good
>>28108651
Post it, anyone who cares about cut or uncut is silly!
>>28108651
I prefer uncut, but you should definitely post it!
>>28108672
it's only fair we both feel good dont ya think? it makes me extra happy if I could make you feel as good as you made me
Tfw no thighjob bf that likes watching my cock rub his balls and girly penis
>>28108749
Well, I'm not opposed to it. My one goal is just to help you let out all the hot messy stuf inside you~ That's what makes me happy
>>28108871
That's exactly my favorite fetish! Watching a big manly guy push himself between my thighs and poking at my tiny stuff; the size difference of dicks making it so obvious how much more of a man he is compared to me
>>28108946
I want to pleasure these NEETs with you!
>>28108982
The more the merrier!
Taking care of all these hungry lonesome boys is tiring work
>>28108946
well would you strongly prefer I didn't? It would feel nice for both of us! you would still be pleasing me and i could let some of your hot mess out!
>>28109168
Something turns me on so bad about the idea that I'm so horny, hard, and jonesing for a cum that some cute person will make it their duty to relieve me of that heavy burden, and pleasure me until I cum a big hot mess.Not even gay but that's hot.
>>28109340
Putting it inside me or giving me a little reacharound is fine to me, we could both cum together!
>>28109361
My goal is to make sure big masculine neet boys like you have nothing to worry about~ I'd drain you dry no matter what it takes!
>>28109457
Yes exactly I would love to have us cum together, maybe even you could do the same to meswitching roles is nice
>>28109515
Hmm, I'm not much of a switch. You could try to blow me if you'd like but I'm quite small, it's really more just of a cute tool to look at than something to be enjoyed.
>>28109628
Oh only blow? I was thinkingI could put it in your butt and jack you from the front till we cum and then switch to where you put it in my butt and grabbed me from the front
>>28109628
How big is it?
Post a picture.
>>28109716
I'm not really big enough to put it in you.. You wouldn't really feel anything, I think you'd be happier if you did anything else with it
>>28109724
Dunno if I feel confident going first, maybe you could show me first?or email me
>>28109875
There's no minimum length to put it in me silly, I just want you inside me because I bet you're cute and a nice boy. Plus your cum inside me would be special cause it's yours. I sort of want to have us alternate being on top of the other and stuff...
>>28107271
could you please give me the source of that image?
>tfw no qt neet dickgirl gf to suck off until she blows a huge, thick, backed up load down my throat
>>28109949
Well that's okay if it's fine by you, we could definitely take turns putting it in each other. One thing would become immediately obvious though; how much more larger and masculine you are compared to me. We could surely paint each other several times; it'd subconsciously let everyone know who I belong to~
>>28110183
I don't have the exhentai link on hand, but it's the only gujira doujin tagged as shota I believe. That should help
>>28110227
That sounds really nice actually. I wish we could do that and fall asleep in bed together cuddling tight after a long night. Then hold you close to me the next day kissing your neck and stuff.The only thing you probably wont like is that id want you all to myself, nobody else could have you and id make sure you knew you were only mine
>>28110320
You're too sweet :3
I do love a good dicking and all, but settling down and spending a cold rainy day cuddling sounds perfect to me
If you were serious in making me yours, I'd definitely have to consider it!~
>>28110401
Well... I had this happen before. Someone posted and seemed really sweet and nice andthey were looking for a boyfriend. The problem is i'm not really gay. I want to be in a relationship with a girl, but im so deprived and pathetic that each week being with a cute very feminine looking boy sounds better. He emailed me to talk and I told him I just... wanted to try having a bf but it wasn't real. Within a week or 2 I stopped emailing him because I felt horrible for leading him on. I'm sorry... i've probably made you and him feel horrible, i'm such a worthless piece of garbage. But... the thought of just being with someone, especially nice and sweet and caring... i just want that so badly. Even if it was a boy
>>28110517
Oh goodness
You seem kind of depressed, it's fine if you don't want to actually do anything. If you ever want someone to talk to just feel free to send me an email, I'm not offended or anything just a little surprised
I really do think you seem like a sweet guy though, take it easy
>>28110620
I don't know what I want anon, i'm torn. I want to do things with you but I worry that actually being together... would be tough. But even if it was tough I want it so damn bad I just want someone and i'm sure you're a cutie sweet boy that would be loyal to me.
How old are you and are you NEET?
>tfw no anime girl posting femboy to suck your dick while you watch anime
>>28110720
I'm 19 years old, not really NEET but I'm on break from school until september so I suppose I'm a quasi-neet?
It sounds like you're looking for more of a relationship than anything else, you should really just shoot me an email and we can talk
>>28110744
That's my job~!
orgy porgy
comment unoriginal copyright brave new world
>>28110827
Oh ok where are you from?I want to mainly hang out and.... cuddle you a bit as dumb as that seems. But then I want to do the other stuff too, and it's not fair to do that stuff and not date you. I would feel horrible about not making you my actual boyfriend if I did that. The thing is... I already know what will happen if I email you. The same thing as the last guy will happen, I'd email you and we'd talk and get friendly and i'd want to mean more but I know in the end i'd never be able to go through with dating you in real life. I'm so stupid... I bet you would make a great bf too. And you dont want me leading you on with sweet things if we'll never be irl bfs obviously.you're the softandwet guy huh?
>>28110227
Rip why would someone make a cute girl with a dick ;_;
anyways thanks you
>mfw only erp'd a few times and not sure if gay and now someone who is messaging me and lives close-ish might be gay and want to suck my dick
>>28110924
I'm from Canada, east coast.
It's fine if you want to be friends or anything too, I just don't like seeing people in depressed moods like this ._.Yeah that's my email, I posted it like twice this thread. I might be going to bed sometime soon though so don't be surprised if I suddenly disappear
>>28110999
sent you an email, it isn't your fault though i'm the one who has these stupid beliefs and thoughts. You're a really kind person, thanks you. I really hope you find someone wonderful to take care of you.
>>28110924
Dont waste your time with this fag, im 20 (older than him), ive already got a gf but you can be gf v2. I make $10/hr (you heard me right, 10 whole dollars) my car is broken so your pretty much just gonna have to pay to fly me out so i can pump you full of cum and then leave without saying a word. Sound good? Cool, lemme know when yoh buy that plane ticket
>>28111177
Made me laugh atleastnice dubs
Well, thanks mister (miss?) soft and wet, for the nice fap before I go to bed.
Oh, I guess I missed people being cute and lewd. Dang it.
