>This guy is holding a girl hostage in your living room. He also has a lot of money
What do you do?
>>This guy is holding a girl hostage in your living room.
Why? What are his demands?
>>28100774
"I want your asshole small boy, or the girl gets shot"
>>28100750
shoot the guy with one of my guns, keep the money, tell the bitch to leave.
>>28100794
>small boy
I'm 26, very hairy and morbidly obese
>>28100794
"The gun is obviously a fake you fucking retard."
>>28100804
>you shoot the man, take the cash, and tell the girl to fuck off
She calls the cops, and says that you and the criminal both raped her and stole her cash.
You're both in jail now, and a familiar fellow greets you in your cell.
"Hello white boy, now are you ready to give asshole?"
Tip my fedora and request that we settle the dispute with words, like gentlesirs
>>28100886
"You can gently eat my ass redditboy"
>>28100853
i fucking love stock photos
>>28100984
Fucking shit man, you hung his ass.
You win, I guess.
You're still in jail though so you losing that buttginity eventually
>>28100853
Aim so the bullet passes through the girls arm first and hits the guy. Then when girl and guy collapse, shoot the guy again in the head.
Call police and say both tried to hide in your house and kill you after some shady business on the street had gone wrong.
>>28100853
We team up and escape prison.
>>28100750
I defeat him and take his money, gun and girl.
Then I exchange the money for a camera and I use my new gun, girl and camera to make cool home movies.
>>28100794
Well so it is me, a dead girl and a guy with a lot of money.
