Why aren't you drunk right now?
>the odds of it falling that way are pretty minimal
>god works in mysterious ways
because i only had enough vodka left to get me tipsy, and its pouring down outside so i cant be bothered to walk to the 24 hour open shop, and i have to get out tomorrow
>>28099909
but i am
not shitfaced like webm, just tipsy
>>28099942
actually, it's a reverse gif
I have a family history of alcohol abuse and I smoke cigarettes, I should really only have one destructive vice at a time. I love drinking, which is why I try to stay away from it.
>>28099945
> tfw can't grow a beard or sideburns
> tfw can't comb over, because you have an uncombable afro (although whiteboi)
> tfw overcoats start with >200 bucks
>>28100000
how did you get quints then
>>28099909
Because hangovers suck and I get them easily.
>>28100000
>Reverse gif
>Webm
You dont deserve those quints
> 27 days sober
> quit drinking because i can't control how much i drink and its also expensive as fuck
>feels good man
>>28100000
>implying god doesn't work in mysterious ways
>gets quints
>>28100000
How is that even possible? If it were a reverse gif then the liquid would somehow magically fly from being stuck on the window to being back in the bottle.
Shut up and gtfo
>>28101150
Nice job, man. I hope to see you there sometime soonish.
>>28099909
I already wake up dehydrated with pounding headaches in the morning
Because it's gotten to the point where it's really damaging my body and I'm sick of feeling like shit all the time.
But I am. Literally for 20 years now.
3 months sober. I'd like to be hammered right about now, but I don't know moderation.
Don't encourage me. I was drunk every day for like a month and I'm trying to stop before I'm a fullblown alcoholic.
My parents hid the liquor.
>>28099909
Woke up feeling sick and hungover from last night.
Soon as I finish this rockstar I think I'm gonna grab a beer.
Got my weed card. I'm much more functional as a chronic stoner than a chronic drinker, but when I turn twenty-one in a year I'll probably find a new balance of constant intoxication. Probably an 80/20 split between weed and liquor.
>>28099909
Because I am only social drinker. Was super drunk on friday and saturday. Two times a week is enough.
>>28099909
I have hypertension
I'm still too hungover from yesterday/some of this morning
>>28102782
Ever heard of something called hair of the dog? It works if you can manage it.
