>mom gets a glass of wine
>says to herself "think ill just have a little glass of wine"
>mom gets a snack
>says to herself "think ill just have a little something sweet
STFU BITCH I DONT FUCKING CARE, IM JUST TRYING TO GET A FUCKING GLASS OF WATER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28099694
i love this thread
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>>28099694
>dad sing dabba dabba dooo
SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT!
>>28099694
Dad says "DID YOU GET LUCKY LAST NIGHT SON" fuck off you fat FAGGOT !!!!
>mom tells me she's tired of working 11 hours in a row
STFU YOU FUCKING WHORE I'M TIRED OF NOT GETTING MY TENDIES ON TIME
>>28099694
>Dad climbs into my bed whilst I'm asleep
Dad what the FUCK are you doing YOU FREAKING FAGGOT !!!
>mom kisses me in the morning before I go out to school
>randomly comes in my room and hugs me during the day
>kisses me and says goodnight before going to sleep
STOP WITH THESE DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION, LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
>>28099835
omg fucking triggered these bitches need to learn there place tbfh
