Am I the oldest virgin here? 28 and never been on a date. Male, of course.
Tell me your ages, tell me your stories.
>>28099503
I'm 21 and unfuckable
>>28099503
almost 20 yr old kissless virgin,i had my chances but either i thought i was too good for the girl or i sperged hard.That plus the fact that im extremely picky and always go for bitches way out of my league makes me i think that i am simply looking for excuses and deep down im a homosexual.I know this is not the response you were looking for but since i have no friends i have to spill it somewhere
There are wizards here. About one more year until I am a wizard so no, you aren't the oldest virgin here by a wide margin.
31 yo kv. Never had a gf. Only one date so far, did not work out.
>>28099631
32 this year, my dude.
Hopin to finally get them powers.
23 now. I'll be 24 by the time I lose all the weight I have.
incel sucks.
>>28099503
Female 21 kissless virgin
never socialized or had any friends and I don't think I would handle taking to anyone let alone the opposite gender
I am not fat, a neet, autistic, have asbergurs of any sort I have a job where I don't meet people and I will kill myself soon. I will die a Virgin.
>>28099655
buy an escort dude
19 here
>"this years the year"
>>28099790
same as you,im trying to get /fit/ atm,maybe it will help me at some point who know
I'm 20 years old.
I want to be a wizard since I was 16. Although at the moment I'm trying to socialize just so I can know how to get women so I can prove to myself I'm not displaying sour grapes.
>>28099689
How would you rate yourself? If you are 6+/10, you have no excuse.
>>28099503
22 here. I wouldn't even know what to do if I ever had sex, so I have no intention of trying.
45 here. I hesitate to call myself asexual because most sexualities are a meme but I just have no interest in sex. Does that count as being a 4chan virgin or do you have to want sex?
>>28099714
can you imagine telling her you are virgin at 31? 27 in my case.
And not telling her would be such a waste.
it's like game where you can't win.
>>28100887
Doesn't count, in my opinion. Why are you browsing 4chan at 45? What terrible sequence of events has led to this point?
>>28099604
Same story bere, habg in there buddy!
Hey guys I lost my virginity at 16. Is this the right thread to talk about that?
>>28101828
Perfect thread. Go ahead, my dear friend!
>>28101880
>be me
>be 16
>with my gf
>she wants to have sexytime
>I am scared but I say OK
>it is bad because we are both virgins
>the end
Haha that's my story guys! Glad I could share it!
>>28100941
>can you imagine telling her you are virgin at 31?
kek. what? who cares? she's a whore letting you use her as a cum dumpster for a measly lump of cash. she's below you, you shouldn't be worried about what she thinks. she gets paid to suck your cock, not judge you.
>>28099503
23
Kissed 2 girls came on one doe.
18, 19 in a couple weeks. Kissless virgin, I'm ugly and somewhat socially retarded but I'm getting a bit better at that. I'm tall which helps, I'm hoping to lose my virginity this summer even if it's too a drunk/fat/ugly chick. Just want to get it over with an move on with my life.
18 years old, but I don't think I will have Sex in my future
>social anxiety
>depressed
>I hate partys
>leaving house only to buy food and alk to drink alone
>beta manlet
27y.o KV checking
also dont bother posting if youre under 25, that's the point of no return
25 dateless,kissless virgin here.
>itw you get a nice amount of tinder matches but you're a fucking autist with a 4" dick with retrograde ejaculation.
feels bad.
>>28100887
asexual means you're not interested in neither gender, it doesn't mean you dont want sex.
>tfw lonely and a girl
>>28102612
At least you're not Indian.
How is this not original?
>>28099714
Happier throwing my money away on drugs, thanks.
31 this year. I can feel the power flow through my veins.
But serious talk, my social ineptitude + anxiety will curse me to the end of my days. I can't deal with the stress and crumble apart. I've had it given to me on a plate with desert and I still manage to fuck it up.
25 khv here. I honestly can't imagine me having sex, it seems so unreal, so impossible. If I don't die before, I'm definitely becoming a wizard.
People don't realize after around 19-20 if you haven't lost it then you probably never will
>>28102899 (checked)
Yeah, that's when I knew I was doomed to become a wizard.
>>28099503
Well, OP, I am eight years your senior. So no, you are not the oldest virgin here. There are those who are in far worse positions, and I obviously rank among them.
In my case, there is no story to tell. I'm simply one of those men that no woman finds attractive. At my age, there's little more that can be said. The vast majority of men lose their virginity by my age. This is, after all, the normal course of things and part and parcel of the human experience. I suppose I simply don't have license to live as human beings live.
And, as I suppose is necessary, I should anticipate the question of prostitution and address it. The pain that comes with being an old male virgin arises more from never having ejaculated while inside someone. What good could a prostitute actually do? Yes, I could go to one and have sex...sex with a woman I had to pay for the privilege. Which means that the grand result would be an experience where a woman had to fight back to urge to vomit as she subjected herself to my loathsome touch. The prospect isn't an appealing one.
>>28099905
>I want to be a wizard since I was 16.
Being a wizard isn't something to aspire to. It is a horrible way to live, trust me. The funny thing of it is, if you have to "aspire" to be wizard, you will, in all likelihood, not be one. The spirits choose you, not the other way around. Or to put a far more honest gloss on the situation, monsters are born to be monsters.
Both Mother Nature and Father God hate men like me. We represent the worst products of both. Only a fool aspires to damnation.
32yo wizard here. Honestly though I have so many bigger problems in my life right now that I just don't care.
>>28103109Have you considered homosexuality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaO7ftQZX_M
>this will be me in 3 years
Shit's scary desu
31 year old. been with three women, none of which i went all the way with (by choice). it's honestly all a bit stupid. forget what society says.
I can't wait until I get my wizard powers in five years.
We do get powers, right?
I'm turning 28 in just over a week.
The thought of having sex doesn't do anything for me though. I've never even been able to fap to it.
I've always been obsessed with blowjobs and titfucks.
Wouldn't mind hiring an escort to experience them but I'm too shy.
23 kissless virgin here. really starting to bother me.
I am not ugly. A fair number of girls have hit on me over the years, not whales either, a bunch of 7's and a even some 8's. But social anxiety is my downfall, and I think that I may have aspergers too. Girls have literally asked me if I have a girlfriend and I've lied and said yes so I wouldn't have to run the risk of going on a date and making an ass of myself.
When girls I like show interest in me, I either get so nervous my mind draws a blank. Or I stumble over my words and say the dumbest shit imaginable. At which point they lose interest.
Wasted potential is a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s
This is it. I'm going to fucking kill myself because of this video
25 year old kissless virgin here.
Also, zero dates.
The closest thing I've ever had to a girlfriend, was a girl from the Internet who actually loved me, but I refused to continue that "relationship" because an Internet girlfriend who lives 500 kms away from you is not a real girlfriend.
Current state: I usually go out with friends, some of them being girls, but they have zero sexual interest on me.
>>28103212
I know this sort of post is a troll, and yet it does betray a certain sort of misconception. I've had discussions on this board previously that suggested that a man as old as I am who has never had sex may be suffering from repressed homosexuality or something like that. Which is amusing, in a way.
Sex is such a natural part of the human experience that, for most people, it is incomprehensible that someone may be prohibited from it in some authentic sense. It couldn't be possible that there is a man not a single woman wants. For all of her cruelty, not even Mother Nature could be that vicious. One must be homosexual, or asexual, or something like that. This is the only plausible explanation.
And I understand that skepticism. Very few men fall into the category of those who are undesirable to every woman.
And yet, here I stand, one of those very few.
>>28103109
I don't know. It's convenient for me. I feel a lack of connection with people even though I try to connect with others. I get bored of others even though i try to learn about them, but even then I learn more about myself. As a person who fears entrapment and enjoys choice, social relationships aren't for me.
>>28099503
20 here. Have had a couple GF's before, and have been kissed.
But none of them wanted to fuck me for whatever reason. They probably took pity on me, or I wasn't with them long enough to do it.
I'm 19 and a kissless virgin. Never had a bf, never been on a date.
I think it's because I don't have real friends and I don't hang out with the few people I know, so it's almost impossible for me to meet new people or friends of friends. At least this is how it works where I live. You don't ask people you don't know anything about out, usually you're already friends and hang out in groups, then you ask her out or they contact you on fb or any other social media which I don't have.
I've had a couple of guys showing interest in me and asking about me to other people but when I see that someone is interested in me I avoid them and cut off every connection we have. So I always come off as cold, distant, detached at first.
Sometimes I'm extremely lonely but I've learnt to enjoy that, especially lately.
So being a virgin is not that big of an issue (I still have my fingers). I'm just waiting for the right person (hopefully he's a virgin too).
>>28104120
>I don't know. It's convenient for me. I feel a lack of connection with people even though I try to connect with others.
And that's fine. If you decide to abstain from sex because it may create connections you don't want, you may very well reach middle age as a virgin. However, the virginity in this case is almost coincidental. It's almost like a priest who attains the wizard robes because he has followed the dictates of his vocation. Virginity itself not something he aspired to, it was merely a corollary.
However, the funny thing is that even those who find social connections undesirable still largely have sex even though they may be slightly less likely to than others. I've seen it time and time again. I make nothing more of this beyond seeing it as confirmation that most people eventually bow to Mother Nature. Like any god or goddess, she is very difficult to defy. She takes who she will and casts out who she will, largely regardless of their desires. I myself very much want to be one of her beloved sons, but she has no place for someone like me.
God and Nature are very similar in that respect. The prayers of monsters fall on deaf ears.
I'm 19 but it does hurt a bit.
I almost made it last night. I was about to fuck a girl but she got a phone call from her dad and had to leave. I was like wtf. Like, she's 19, she's an adult and all. So I told her as politely as I could to go fuck herself.
She said she was sorry. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry for me. So close to escaping this curse.
>>28099689
Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks as all.
Have a bump oldfriends.
