ITT: ask someone clairvoyant anythingIf you're lucky she might respond
>>28099235
Will I ever not be miserable?
OP, are you the girl of my dreams?
>>28099235
What is the number on the billiard ball I'm holding?
>>28099349
not OP, but it's 6.
>>28099235
will oneitis ever d8 me?
>>28099235
go be a whore somewhere else roastie tripfag
>>28099235
>she
will you be my gf and browse /x/ in my lap?
>>28099235
will you be my clairvoyant gf
>>28099235
Which one do I choose and why is one of them upset with me
will i be loved back someday ?
This is now a yugioh thread
>>28099235
Will I ever achieve my dreams?
Will I ever fuck the girl of my dreamspretty pretty please
>>28099512
>If I did you might get arrested for pedophilia
underage b& MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
sage
>>28099541
fuck off moralfaggot
you are the worst
also mods pls dont ban her maybe she means she looks young
>>28099512
>I'm surprised you guys aren't hostile towards me
Alright
But will you be my gf
>>28099541
>>28099559
Actually I just turned 18 a few days ago so I guess not. But the person I was responding to is older than that which was why I said that lol
and I don't really look my age unfortunately
>>28099235
Am I doing what I should be as far as a career or should I go for the other one I'm thinking about?
Cheers.
>>28099512
>>28099588
OP confirmed special snowflake mallgoth
will i pass my physics class this year?
>>28099606
I can tell one of those choices sounds like it's more enjoyable but more risky. I think you're hesitant because of that. But take the risk! Go for it. You will not be disappointed.
>>28099636
No. You will sit around hoping it'll just work out which isn't good enough.
>>28099588
See >>28099574
I'm not much older than you
just 19
>>28099512
>She's upset with me because you've been inconsiderate lately.
lel the irony is that she's been the same with me.
>>28099696
Oh I'm just speaking from her perspective lol
Girls are like this unfortunately
>>28099588
>the person I was responding to is older than that
Im the person you responded to
Literally 18 too
Where do I find..someone to love
>>28099636
>>28099677
Well fuckorigami
OP, with all do respect, you are probably wrong about you not being the one for me. I am very into the occult as well. We can go urban exploring together and summon spirits and shit.
Will I ever find the courage to finally break up with my cunt girlfriend?
>>28099512
>>28099446 here, thank you for answering, it's getting my hopes up, if i may ask another one :
will this love come any soon ?
Will you OP message me?
[email protected]
>>28099756
Fuck off I was here first
Not some urban exploring faggot, though
>tfw actually a a part of a paranormal investigation team
It'd be cool if I didn't lose more money than I earned I guess.
>>28099734
It's not going to happen until you're financially independent. Sorry.
>>28099756
Are you clairvoyant? I've never met another kid like me who is. I swear they're all fat old wallstreet guys.
>>28099757
Yes! Do it for yourself as soon as you can. It'll take months though.
>>28099789
You've got some ways ):
>>28099794
I will
>>28099804
>>tfw actually a a part of a paranormal investigation team
>fighting over an 18yo mental bitch
>>28099901
>>28099789 : what do you mean by some ways ? like years ? decades even ?
even if i'm glad i'll be happy someday, i sure don't want to wait until then, suffering and all
>>28099901
How did you learn you're clairvoyant? What makes you believe you're clairvoyant? What kind of things have you clairvoyed before?
>>28099901
Ugh. Do you see a way that I can break up with her now?
Like, a painless method? I really don't want to deal with this for months I've already suffered through it for a year and a half.
>>28099901
No I am not a clairvoyant, however, I am very attuned with other realms. It's easy for me to perform scrying rituals and my will tends to guide me towards magickal things.
>>28099901
Hey girl, will i marry the girl of my dreams? If you are really a clarivoyant write the first letter of her name
>>28100001
Six years specifically. I hate giving bad news but if you're able to already see the bright side, that's good.
>>28100037
When I was little I would always guess things and they turned out to be true
I was abused a lot as a kid and so one day I put it to the test to try to escape from my situation
Low and behold it worked
>>28100091
There's no real way around it man. Rip off the bandaid
>>28100210
Ohhhhhhkayyyyyyy
>>28100308
C is the letter of the first name of the person you will marry. Is that who you had in mind? I'm guessing not.
if you're a clairvoyant, identify the other posts I have made in this thread
>>28099235
Why should we believe a single thing you say?
>>28100525
You literally have no reason to, but take your hand off your leg.
>>28100472
Really not desu
Will i come back to live in brazil and make it great again?
>>28100472
>>28100001, alright last question to try to believe in you : what is the country i live in ?
>>28100542
why did you send me 5 emails all saying the same thing?
>>28099235
Dear miss clairvoyant
Am I a newtype?
>>28100472
What letter does my name begin with, o sagely one?
>>28099451
What type of faggot ass card is that?
>>28099235
Do you speak to spirits? If so, what does my dad say?
>>28100472
Also thank you, i will pray for you today
>>28099649
Thanks! Appreciate your response.
Any idea how long it would take me to become successful/financially stable at the riskier option?
>>28100542
Nice try, but my hand wasnt on my leg.
Riddle me this; will i get a gf soon?
OP is a fraud.
Do not fall for their lies.
>>28100626
What's that?
>>28100674
I don't think spirits exist. I think he's just dead, forever. Sorry man
>>28100683
Thanks (:
>>28100733
Shorter than you think for sure.
>>28100786
Not for a while unfortunately. It's not that you lack confidence really either which is weird.
>>28100956
He can't be dead forever because Christianity is true
>>28100472
I really want to know what is my REAL name, if there is such thing. I believe i was reincarnated and thats not the first time im in this planet
>>28100956
>ignores any question that requires a definitive answer rather than something general
I would be more willing to believe you if you didn't do this.
>>28100956
A newtype of human
Humans evolved to communicate psychicly over long distances with people they are emotionally connected too
If you like /x/ you should look it up if it sounds interesting
It's origin is from /m/ though
>>28101029
>Expecting psychics to give definitive answers
Come on anon, you cant be that dumb
Just play along because it is all fun
>>28100979
I think Christianity was invented to control people like you
>>28101005
I don't think you were reincarnated... Or maybe we're all the same person. Maybe after you die you become the person who was born a microsecond after you. Meaning everyone is an incarnation of you. And if you're older than me, you'll get to be me one day (yay)
>>28101029
I don't ask for you to believe me
>>28101031
Did you get my message? c;
>>28101114
>I think Christianity was invented to control people like you
And you'd be wrong
Even secular scholars will admit that the original apostles had genuine faith.
>>28099235
should I ask this girl out on Tuesday
>>28101114
No, what was the message?
Maybe the problem is that we have never met in person and made a psychic link.
>>28100956
That's good to hear.
Just for fun I'll ask: Do you happen to know what field I'm trying to pursue?
>>28101114
Will I find fulfillment from pursuing my studies in the future?
When will I meet my gf? Should I concentrate on my career?
>>28101306
Ooh clairvoyantasize my field too!
Im newtype guy btw
no reply in 12 minutes
pls respond
>>28101209
Oh I was kidding.
>>28101331
Granted you don't get bored of it, yeah!
>>28101337
You've already met her. Don't let her distract you from your career though
>>28101652
Hi
>>28101854
Will I ever own that comfy cottage in the English countryside?
>>28099235
How's my prom night gonna end?
>inb4 underage, I'm 18
What will I regret most when I die?
What tip would you give me for life and archieving happiness?
Are you the same person from last thread and if so did the headache go away?
>>28101989
Most likely not special. A nice evening with lot of fun, don't expect too much though.
> am not op
>>28099235
Do I pick the ugly one with a heart of gold or the hot shallow one?
>>28101854
>You've already met her.
Damn, how do I know who she is?
>>28102259
Always bet on the not shallow/crazy one
How do I get over my erectile dysfunction and start having sex again?
>>28102307
>Not OP
Go see a doctor and get Viagra or some shit
>>28101921
You choose not to due to your circumstances
>>28101989
Not in sex
>>28102184
You'll regret caring so much about why people say and do to you, and yeah it's me! I'm taking long breaks between each response to help with it. Thanks for caring for me anon (:
>>28102259
If you just want to fuck, the hot and shallow one. I can tell you're that kind of guy
Will I ever get back with my first gf again?
will i ever publish a book?
>>28102383
>Not in sex
Didn't expect or desire so.
Can I ask, how do you see/tell/know the future? Is it just like a vision in your brain or something like that?
how does my plan turn out
>>28099235
Something trivial to start with - tell me the 1st letter of my next gf's name, anonnete ^_^
P.S: Where are you from?
>>28099235
Who will win in the Serbian elections?
>>28102447
In another thread OP claimed that it was hard to understand and was more like a "when I guess I'm almost always right" kind of thing.
Also apparently it's not remotely as magical as we believe according to OP anyways.
does she like me back? oregami comment
>>28102562
Cool, thanks for sharing!
>>28102548
Vucic won already dude
>>28099235
Will I make it big one day?
>>28102637
cantwakeup.png
I had faith in the people and in Vojvoda
>>28099235
Will I attain financial power?
>>28099235
Will I ever have a loving wife and children?
>>28102386
No
>>28102434
You give up on it
>>28102447
It's hard to explain. Think of it like I guess, and coinidentally it happens every time. But I guess because I can see it in my head
>>28102500
L
I'm American (: I'm from Utah but I ran away as a child and now I live somewhere in the states~
>>28102569
No ):
>>28102822
You'll make a good amount of money! But no fame
>>28103248
Not over others
>>28103681
Yes, you'll have two kids! The first is a girl the second is a boy
>>28103876
Cool. I am kinda sleepy atm so I will ask my questions later so if the thread gets deleted before that send me an emai at [email protected] pls ^_^
P.S: EU here :/
Asked for location cuz i am looking for urbex buddies ^_^
She initiated contact first, and everything was going great, then I asked her out for coffee and she turned me down. Why?
What happens when we die?
>>28099235
We've been told the energy here is dark. Not necessarily evil, but definitely dark. Within the last few weeks, things have started to happen as the building comes back to life, including voices, missing food, objects being moved, and so on. What do you sense?
>>28099235
are you hot as fuck
>>28099235
Why am I slowly losing motivation and will? it's like I am slowly starting to not care anymore... is there any way to change it?
>>28104384
Not sure but reas up on depression, it may fit.
>>28104384
stop smonking weed
>>28104459
>thinking I fell for the weed meme
I don't smoke weed, smart one
>>28099235
Will she ever be happy with her life again?
>>28104494
then start smonking weed, then stop, and see if that helps
>>28104035
I'll email you! My email starts with a "y" (:
>>28104245
You were too pushy! She actually doesn't have any interest in you. She just feels intimidated enough to say yes to things. And I think nothing happens, but even I don't know ):
>>28104289
I think it's a coincidence. It must be soul crushing hearing it from someone clairvoyant but I really don't think spirits and all of that stuff are real.
>>28104350
If you're into flat chests maybe ;_;
>>28104384
It's not just you, this is happening to a lot of people around this age. You've gotta stop doing what you're told and do what you want. Control your life again. Own it.
>>28104637
Yes, but she has to find that happiness herself. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to give it to her yourself. She must do it and work hard at it.
>>28104687
>She actually doesn't have any interest in you
Alright, but why did she initiate contact then?
>>28104720
She did at first sight, then regretted it as she got to know you more. Girls are bitches huh?
>>28104687
>someone clairvoyant
>I really don't think spirits and all of that stuff are real
You're clearly not clairvoyant. My advice to you is to stop pretending you are before something hears you and decides it would be amusing to teach you a lesson. But suit yourself. Just remember that you've been warned. Enjoy.
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>>28104789
>as she got to know you more
Not that guy, but I love how you're being so vague. Clairvoyant my ass, you stupid bitch.
There are much better ways to kill time than doing this shit.
>>28104687
What if i'm already in too deep with the stuff I do already? It's fairly interesting, but the stuff I have to do is given to me by speedy, uncaring assholes and I might be losing interest because of this.. should I give myself more time to change to doing something that I truly want?
How many years until I start to feel truly happy and fulfilled?
>>28104809
I don't know man... I can read people's futures but when they die, I'm completely blind. I don't know what to make or that...
>>28104830
Yes. Although what you do is fine, there's kind of a monotony to it in my opinion. Don't you agree? If you did something more enjoyable, more spontaneous, more investing, you'll be able to break this feeling of void.
>>28104879
December of this year will change your life forever. It'll change it for the worse. I hate to say it but it's gonna get even harder soon.
But you'll meet someone who will change your life because of it, and slowly but surely you'll find happiness.
I have exams in a few weeks, how will I do?
>>28104932
Better than you though.
>>28104885
You're playing with fire. You think it's fun because you don't understand. Yet. Keep pretending to be clairvoyant, though, and you will. I think you'll find that the Universe is surprisingly willing to take requests, and when you ask for trouble, it will oblige.
You can take my advice for whatever you think it's worth. If you figure I'm full of shit, keep going and see what happens. It makes no difference to me either way. I've done my due diligence.
is it worth fighting for?
>>28104932
>>28104977
*thought
original comment
>>28105091
It is. You can't just sit back and let things happen. Change only happens when people do something about it.
>>28099235
Will I ever gain the type of independence that I have been dreaming of?
>>28105110
Only with hard work. ESPECIALLY finnancially.
>>28099235
Is she avoiding me because she is afraid of having a relationship? if so what was the fucking point of having that oh so meaningful 2deep4u conversation after we kissed?
Is she a liar or is she genuinely insane?
>>28105131
Yes. You're too forceful about it. She doesn't know if she's set on THAT being what she wants.
Will K ever consider me a bro-tier best friend?
I feel like I'm closeWe already act super gay with each other
>>28105165
So what should i do about it? i feel if i wait too long i'll fuck it up but i can't find anyway of asking her out without it sounding way too blunt
>>28099235
>>28102822
Thanks for your response!
Should I keep perusing comedy/acting or just find something else?
>>28105194
It seems like you have feelings for the guy almost. That's gonna weird him out
>>28105311
Wait for her to come to you.
>>28105337
Pursue it as a hobby/thing on the side
>>28105505
>It seems like you have feelings for the guy almost. That's gonna weird him out
*cough*
okay
What do
>>28105505
>>28105311
>>28105131
Welp, thanks OP i really appreciate this, i'm shit at understanding people, let alone women so it means a lot to me
Have a nice day and a nice life
will I ever be successful?
>>28105523
I can't even tell what gender you are... You're a guy right? Are you actually gay for him? Why do you feel so strongly for him?
>>28105537
Course! Hope it goes well for you (:
>>28105539
Depends on how you define it lol
Do you foresee in my immediate future the chance that I will get to finally talk to my dad? I only have talked to him over the phone back in 2014.
>>28105578
>I can't even tell what gender you are... You're a guy right? Are you actually gay for him? Why do you feel so strongly for him?
I'm a guy yes. I'm a faggot yes. But I don't actually FEEL feel things about him. I think I just like the kind of friend he is? I'm deprived, its difficult to not think sexually about everyone I know tbqh. He's nice to me. I wouldn't want any more than friendship
>>28105505
Hmm. Super unsure, I've been doing comedy/acting for more than a few years. It'd feel weird to do anything else.
>>28105617
Your dad is a piece of shit isn't he?
You will and it will be uncomfortable. August.
>>28105632
Okay but just be careful! You and I both know that'll like freak him out.
>>28105677
>Okay but just be careful! You and I both know that'll like freak him out.
This is uncomfortably real
Is there shit I can do to make it seem less weird? A way to approach stuff? I mean I see him regularly anyway and we already are good friends
>>28105578
>Depends on how you define it lol
>>28099235
Will my boyfriend love me again
>>28105711
You've gotta keep it inside if you want to maintain your friendship. From what I can see, he doesn't swing your way and he won't take it as easily as you might hope.
>>28105726
I ask that you think about what you've done to make him not love you. I'm not saying it's your fault, but you have to be conscious about how your actions, even if they're not bad, affect how he feels about being with you.
>>28099235
Dear Clairvoyant, I'm tired of being totally ignored romantically, Advice?
what is clairvoyance like? can you see my face? do you know whether i asked a question before or not?
Will I ever stop being a NEET shut in? There are certain things keeping me stuck, and I don't imagine it ever improving.
>>28099235
I don't know, tell me anything.
>>28105764
>You've gotta keep it inside if you want to maintain your friendship. From what I can see, he doesn't swing your way and he won't take it as easily as you might hope.
Alright. Thanks!
Last question. If I told these people I'm a faggot, who would react best/worst:
F, R, Ja, K, J, A, D
>>28105764
How does he feel clairvoyant I must know
>>28099235
Do you know what I am?
>>28105780
I recommend (even though you're not autistic) trying not to act so socially awkward when trying to make moves or advancements. Just be calm. Make female friends, then date them.
>>28105789
It's really stressful and anxiety inducing. The way it works is I can make predictions and see things in my head the same way you see a guess or a prediction of your own in your head. The difference is mine are 90% correct, unless I fuck it up and mix in my own desires or fears into what I see. This is why it's stressful because I never know if I'm right. I'm right 9 times out of 10, but what if I'm wrong because I'm an anxious piece of shit who fucked it up? For that reason I have almost no friends. It's too hard to become close to people, particularly guys because I see things that will happen and I never know if they really will happen or if it's my anxiety messing up my clairvoyance. Any time I like a guy I see him raping me. Anytime I come close to someone else I see them get killed. It's terrible.
Consequently if my emotions aren't tied to it in any way, I have strong accuracy. That's why I do this online -- because I don't care about you all (sorry) which make my predictions stronger. I typically can't see faces or know people's names or anything like that. I can only feel emotions and situations, and string them together based on the information you've given me.
>28150800
Sorry to tell you but you kill yourself in the end.
>>28105677
Yeah honestly, I've been lead on to believe that he had things prepared for me. Hhhmm guess I should brace myself for an awkward situation.
>>28105910
Why does one do what they do?
How will I die? Is this person really the one? If they aren't, what's the first letter of who is?
>>28105910
Thanks! Can you foresee anyone I know having feelings of me?
How will I die? bloxx
>>28106009
Car crash. Sorry buddy. Don't want to make you anxious. You have many years to go so don't stress. And you will marry her.
>>28106047
I think her first name starts with an E.
>>28106057
Cardiac arrest
tell me about the girl im fated to end up with
Who will win the next super bowl?
how will i die? at what age aproximately? will i die alone? will i die a virgin?
How will I know I've found the one?
When will I get a girlfriend? I want an exact time.
Say something about me, OP. Whats my darkest secret?
Psychics dont exist.
>>28106179
Once again, thank you. You're really awesome for doing this kind of thing.
>>28106194
I don't know if fate exists buddy. But she's really small. Hopefully she's not a kid
>>28106204
Steelers
>>28106207
suicide, 34, no, yes
>>28106217
She'll talk about elephants one day
>>28106238
April 3rd, 2019
>>28106179
Sorry, I didn't have anyone in mind when asking "is this person really the one?", I just wanted to see if you really were clairvoyant. Guess not. And I'm gay.
>>28106275
>April 23rd, 2019
FUCK! THAT'S SO LONG!
>>28099235
Am i gonna get some booty anytime soon?
>>28106179
How will I know it's her? Should I know it's her? Is it actually a him?
>>28106275
>She'll talk about elephants one day
Is this an implication that I already know her?
who will i marry?? what will he/she look like?
>>28099235
Does she know I like her? Does she like me? How many men has she had sex with?
What is the love of my life doing right now?
>>28099235
did she ever like me? does she still? will i ever love someone more than her?
>>28099235
Does wearing dresses and cutting your cock off really make you a girl?
Will I ever become a great writer?
OP= hack fraud
>>28106275
When will I find my next relationship? Any defining features or key things I should look for?
Will I live a long life? I am a genuinely decent person, whether it appears that way or not. I try to be, anyway.
