My mom just placed this in my room, without saying anything. Should i be worried?
>>28098595
she wants to fuck
you
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>>28098595
Reminds me of this anons birthday
>>28098595
She crafted something and wanted to show it to you
She try to shaming you, for not getting gf and be successful in life.
>>28098595
Your mom thinks you're a loser anon.
>>28098859
how does one cut cake weird? for a rectangular cake, you cut it into squares, for circular cakes, you cut wedges.
That is truly fucking hilarious
>>28098595
That's cool and sad at the same time
>>28098859
There is nothing just about this cruel world.
>>28098595
She probably thought it was a cool little knickknack, and it reminded her of you.
Your mom sounds pretty neat. Say thanks.
Instead of the stock chart the screen should have a pic of waifu.
>>28098889
Yep. Subtle message to get off the computer.
>>28098859
Yea this is what came to mind when i saw it. I feel like this is how she sees me, which is quite sad.
>>28098889
Why doesn't she become his gf? She is his mom after all, she needs to do everything to make her boy happy since he needs a gf and can't find her.
>>28098595
what the fuck am I looking at
orignial bananabread
>>28098859
Honestly I would have just gotten up and left. Turn my phone off and go sleep at a homeless shelter for the night or something. Fuck those people.
OP BTFO, momz cut the bantz and busted out propz. Kek.
the guy is chained to the computer :(
>>28099115
why don't more dudes just reproduce with their mothers?
>the ball and chain
>attached to the computer
>that fedora
holy fuck op this is a sign from god to an hero
That is cool as fuck, I really want it.
Put it up for sale online.
>>28098595
That looks cool as fuck, I wish I had one as a decoration for my room.
I would legit buy it from you for like 60 bucks.
>>28099184
nah reproducing is not good because it would create mutants but there is nothing wrong for a mommy to help her boy with tfwnogf and clean his cummies buildup from his balls so they stay clean and fresh
put a little piece of paper on the screen that says WORK
Show them worker bees who's the real slave
>>28099208
>holy fuck op this is a sign from god to an hero
When your mom is shitting on you, it's probably time to go.
looks like a cool gift to me.
>>28098595
fuck it took me forever to see what this was.
Honestly OP if this happened to me I would literally take a sledgehammer to my computer. This is a wakeup call.
>>28099305
That's because you're autistic.
>>28098595
She's trying to goad you into suicide because she is sick of you
>>28099162
That happened to me after I took my Grandfather out for Fathers Day and my whole family decided to invite themselves, no one calls him or nothing but they hear I'm taking him out and they all show up
>Looks like anon finally got out of his cave haha!
>Ya get much sun anon? hahaha
>So how's that job hunt going? Out looking every day?
All the normie memes you can think of and more, I just excused myself to the washroom and left for home.
>My grandpa called me afterwards and asked me where I went
>Tell him I got real sick and I'd take him out again soon
>>28099318
nvm didn't notice the chains kek
OP your mom thinks you should get different hobbies and go out and live your life.
>>28099162
Robots need to acquire a sense of humor or learn how to get a hint.
Ideally both.
>>28099403
>go out and live your life
What the fuck does this mean
Like am i supposed to just go out and go hiking or get wasted at a bar or something?
I can think of maybe 1 or 2 people out of the 100+ i know that are actually "Alive"
>>28098595
That's actually pretty cool.
Find out where she got it. If she made it, then she wants to fuck.
It's called a fucking gift you mouth breathing autists, your mom is giving you a friendly suggestion to get out more. Thank her
>>28099443
I can tell you what it's not.
This.
This right here.
>>28099364
I'm sorry anon that's terrible, you should surprise your grandpa with a visit one day to make up for it, you don't need to let any of your family know.
>>28099430
>Making fuck of the mentally ill
>Expecting that to make them change
>>28099468
Don't know where she got it, it only says on the bottom 220.- (220 DKK) but she didn't make it
>>28099494
>Making fuck
Making fun*
>>28099443
It means she wants you to go out get a job, get a gf/wife, buy a house in the suburbs, produce grandchildren for her, and take care of her when she gets old.
>>28099430
They become robots because they lack those traits. Fuck off normie.
>>28099474
>gift
Kek. That shit was a gift like a brick getting thrown through your window is.
>first glance
heh, that's actually kinda cute. are you worried 'cause it's a robot?
>sees the chains
oh jesus, im sorry anon
>>28099622
I didn't even notice the chains. Holy shit, OP. That's dark.I like your mum.
>>28099364
I got a similar story when iwas about 15
>get dragged out the house with mother and brother to go to one of her local friends house for a BBQ
>I dont say too much, we all eat poorly cooked food.
>eventually after we are done eating i say im going to go back home.
>my brother who is a year older( not really a chad but he is popular, goes to parties etc) says "been away from the computer too long? getting withdrawal symptoms?"
>i reply with "yeah you are the expert on withdrawl symptoms"
totaly worth the beating i got for "ratting on him"
>>28099520
>wanting to have a regular everyday boring life
Literally why would anyone ever want this?
>>28099682
because society tells us to
>>28099622
I missed the chains, too.
Your mom is cooler than I thought.Edgier, too
She either plans to crack your monitor, or wants you to go into statistics.
The fedora is a nice touch.
>>28099479
That was some D rated movie tier shit, dude.
>>28099664
>>28099884
Yeah, I honestly thought it was actually kinda cute at first, but the chains make it sinister
>>28099665
>totaly worth the beating i got for "ratting on him"
What's the story behind this? And did you at least try to fight back or did you just take it like a pussy?
>>28100253
I only won a fight gainst my brother once, he is 18 months older and i never stood a chance. But i never let him go easy on me.
>>28099494
Did you say making fuck?
