Hey guys, I'm a 21 year old petgirl without an owner. I don't know how to bring this up in real life because it's kind of an unusual kink and most people might be put off by it.
Basically I need someone to provide me necessities such as food and shelter and buy me weed to smoke. Other than that I would be their pet to do with as they wish and they would be my master. I would wear a collar (other clothes optional), eat from a bowl, and sleep on the floor or at the foot of their bed probably. How else they might treat me as a pet is up to them.
I just want to gauge reactions here but who knows, maybe I can find an owner. I live in Ohio but could possibly move somewhere else.
>>28098056
cant wait to see how many thirsty faggots take this bait
>>28098056
You know that your face is really determinant and
>weed
You're really bad pet.
post a pic of yourself
i would if you weren't ugly but I would treat you more as a slave than a pet
>>28098056
Can you cook and clean well?
>>28098106
i don't ant to give up smoking.
>>28098113
no
>>28098161
no
>>28098184
then you're fucking worthless
>>28098184
What can you do, then?
I wish my kink allowed me to be a lazy piece of shit all day. I hope whoever takes this offer is the Jeffery Dahmer of the 2010's.
>>28098056
Two questions.
How big is your dick and how fast can you get a job?
I would absolutely be interested in this, but this is definitely a troll thread. Plus I'm currently poor and don't want a degenerate weed smoking pet to dote on.
>>28098224
what are pets supposed to do? just keep you company really.
>>28098261
I bet my dick is bigger than yours, cuckboy
>>28098357
Are you otherwise good relationship material, but you just want to be a pet, also.
>>28098056
If you can make your way to Los Angeles we can dab all day while I treat you like a pet.
>>28098357
so you're saying you want someone to pay for your existence and you just get to sit around all day? ok yeah i can see why you would want that
but
what the fuck
>>28098056
For one, you're probably trans. For two, why are you here and not fetlife?
What else do you have to offer? I'll just buy a cat if I want something to lounge around my place all day.
>>28098056
Serious question, if you're not a troll, do you really want to live like this for an extended period of time? or do you think it would get old after a while?
Because I cannot imagine it wouldn't get old no matter how much you're into that fetish.
Red flags thread?
>she smokes
>>28098429
i think so
>>28098446
shrug
>>28098513
i don't know. i would like to try it at least.
>>28098056
>I need someone to provide me necessities such as food and shelter and buy me weed to smoke
>and buy me weed
lol
Go fuck yourself you dumb bitch.
And get a job
>>28098400
Probably.
But I'm bigger than you everywhere else.
Nice dubs.
>>28098056
How does your pussy taste? are you a skank?
>>28098548
What are you doing with your life right now?
>>28098056
99% of /r9k/ want roughly the same so this is prolly the worst place to ask.
[Spoiler]bitchniggerdick
OP, how would you feel about both of us acting feral?
Yeah petplay is really fun, you should find a good home pretty quickly as long as you're a good petgirl.
You're okay staying in character most of the time?
If so get braces for atleast your knees.
>>28098676
i live with my dad and work in a restaurant. i was going to college but i'm taking a break right now.
>>28098719
i think my master should act like a normal human. if they have other pets they can act feral.
>>28098730
i think i would be ok staying in character most of the time. i definitely need some knee pads.
>>28098733
Where are you from? Are you willing to relocate?
>>28098803
Sounds like you know what you're getting into. Two questions;
What's your favorite facet of petplay?
What kind of things do you enjoy when you're not a pet.
>>28098056
>wanting to be my petgirl
>not wanting me to be your petboy
>>28098803
What are your requirements for your owner?
>>28098056
Please indulge me in my curiosity, why does it feel so good to be a petgirl? And what's your ideal master?
>>28098828
ohio and possibly
>>28098891
i like the idea of giving up my freedom and belonging to someone else. i'm very sub.
when i'm not a pet i like music, hiking, and canoeing. and smoking obviously.
this is hot but infuriating
ffffFUCK you OP
sage
what part of Ohio? I live right next to the border between Ohio and Pennsylvania and am willing to trap you in my home
Isn't this pasta? Sounds familiar. Or at least OP has posted before.
>>28099035
Yeah it must be nice to just give yourself over completely.
Are you more interested in being a pet and finding an owner, or being a sub and finding a dom?
Interested in any other play?
>>28098056
>Weed
>Can't cook or clean
>Doesn't want to work or do house chores
Holy fuck you're shit, I'm a pet IRL and have a master and do all those things above for him
You are literally useless
>>28098974
>>28098975
I don't have a set list of requirements. it would have to be someone i get along with obviously, and preferably a male because i'm straight. and of course dominant but also loving and caring. and can afford to provide for us both.
>>28099103
cincinnati area
>>28099248
Will you let me fuck whenever and however?
>>28098548
Just looks like a leech that wants a host if I could break up peacefully.
I'd go for that but distance is too far.
Also I'd be scared of blackmail.
>>28099196
>Holy fuck you're shit, I'm a pet IRL and have a master and do all those things above for him
How did this arrangement come to pass
>>28099144
more interested in being a pet.
>>28099196
i am happy for you. but i don't want to be a maid. i guess i could do housework but i can't cook.
>>28099330
yes for the most part. i don't know if i could completely give up control over that though. i've never been in a relationship like that before.
>>28098542
>she
>implying
>pet GIRL
nah.
>>28099456
>i've never been in a relationship like that before.
Really? Are you a virgin then?
It's easy to find an owner but hard to find a good owner, be careful and don't rush into stuff.
>>28099248
too bad I don't even live in the US, I'd be willing to indulge in your kink even if for a while for the sake of experimentation. I still feel you're going too fast, not even a robot would agree to having someone they are not sure they like in their house.
>>28099445
IWent out and hung out and did social thingsand found a guy who indulges into what I like and in return I do things he likes
>>28099456
>Maid
>Not wanting to please your owner in anyway you can
You're a spoiled brat and want to be carried, you are literally asking to be completely taken care of be lazy and provide nothing in return
I try and learn to be better at anything I can do so it makes him happy cause he makes me happy I enjoy serving
You're not a pet you're just lazy and want a free ride
Post a picture of your body from the neck down.
No one is going to agree to this without knowing what you look like.
Therefore if you refuse to post a picture it's because you know that posting a picture will make people want to choose you even less.
So if you don't post a picture then your body is ugly.
>>28099551
>tfw no trap pet gf
my life is hell
>>28099551
this faggot knows his shit
go inhale butane OP you are nothing more than a parasite and a freeloader.
>>28099551
>You're not a pet you're just lazy and want a free ride
Holy shit this. You sound fucking awful and you're just some worthless fucking sex object that will never be taken seriously, grow the fuck up you drug head.
>>28099456
>i can't cook
Are you serious?
Well why would anyone have a relationship with anyone who couldn't cook?
Would you date a guy who's so worthless he can't even cook?
God, no wonder you're a broken piece of shit who's only worth is as a sex toy.
Personally I'd be fine with paying for someone without those things being in action but if this is any indication (which it is) then I'd just end up hating someone like you.
>>28099551
>You're not a pet you're just lazy and want a free ride
/thread
>weed
fuck off you normie
Would you agree to use your hands and feet only as though they were paws? (No picking anything up. You could carry things in your mouth if you wanted to, and I'd be willing to pretend a video game controller was specially adapted for paws, and I could modify items so they are easier to carry in your mouth.)
Would you agree to communicate only with body language and animal noises?
Would you agree to pee outdoors whenever you needed to pee? (I could hold an umbrella for you if it was raining. But you can shit like a human and all pet behavior is paused for that.)
Would you agree that you can't shower/bathe/shave/etc.? (I could brush your teeth twice a day, brush your hair when it is tangled, and bathe you once a month.)
>>28099783
Imagine actually doing this though, anon
Would you really have any dignity left for yourself doing this after you came
Are there people really complaining about this? How could you not want a sub girl you could pretty much do whatever with? OP if you were in Texas i'd definitely be interested, as long as you didn't smoke all my weed.
>>28099858
Yeah go on, try it tell me after 3 months how it's working out
>>28099834
Well if you enjoy it and find something like that cute then it really isn't un-dignifying
and if you enjoy it who cares, I personally think it would be cute to be like that
>>28100011
That's the spirit.
Dignity is in the eye of the beholder. If you find a guy who really likes dominating someone else there's no problem.
>>28098056
>>28098161
>>28099456
Wants to be a pet. Won't do as commanded and clean. Will not Give up to sex.
I think you compeatly miss judge the concept of Dom/sub Pet relations.
Though, I do have a little Freind That could probably teach you how to actually be a good lil puppy.
>>28100011
only until you came
and then you're stuck with a loser plain jane you met off 4chan 2 days ago who's sitting in your bathtub waiting for you to clean her
have you ever met someone off this site before?
That would be awkward as shit.
>>28099783
that's a lot. I'd be willing to try only using my hands and feet as paws, but i don't know how it would go. I couldn't go for long periods without talking probably. I could do it for short periods though.
I've peed outdoors before just to try it and i really like it. it might take a little getting used to, especially if its in an open, easily visible area, but i would be fine with it.
i feel disgusting after any more than 2 or 3 days without a shower, but i think i could get used to it in time. i never actually thought about that being a part of the arrangement before.
>says that she wants to be a pet
>refused all the pet parts except for the unconditional love and care that they get
>is looking for a dom on FUCKING 4CHAN
Are you at least white and skinny?
>>28100232
No I'm indian
>>28100232
IMO if a pet does anything productive it's not really a pet.
>>28100232
yes. i'm not refusing anything absolutely, maybe i could get used to it. i'd be willing to try.
>>28100250
>Indian
Holy fuck, if only you lived closer to me.
>>28100250
Well now you have no choice but to defecate in the open as was suggested.
>>28100250
>can't cook
>can't clean
>begging for food, weed, and shelter
>not white
You bring nothing to the table
>>28100250
I want to lick your asshole.
plz be my pet.
>>28100250
poo in street indian or american indian?
>>28099783
>bathe you once a month.
Do you know how bad she would smell all the time if you did this? There are physiological reasons why animals don't need to be bathed as much.
>>28100250
Into the trash it goes
>>28100264
>not willing to not shower
>not willing to be fucked whenever due to "losing control"
>not willing to shut the fuck up
>probably not willing to be beaten the shit out of as well
yea no
i'm not indian. that was someone impersonating me. i am white.
>>28100329
She's Indian. This is natural for them.
>>28100347
Stop lying
POO IN LOO
>>28100297
Nobody suggested that. I think that's a reasonable exception to full time pet behavior.
>>28100329
Humans adjust to infrequent washing well enough. Once a month is only because of periods.
There's a white bitch impersonating me.
White females can't be robots
>>28100390
>White females can't be robots
That was out of character, nice try
>>28098056
>tfw missed the offer
I want a petgirl gf
>>28100404
Thanks for the (you)
Oregano
>>28100390
Just from looking at the posts, you can clearly see that OP doesn't capitalize letters often after the periods and also doesn't separate posts different lines.
So OP is probably white. Still pretty fucking worthless though. I would give it a shot if she moved to LA, but she would have to be on good behavior and aware of possibly living on the street if she fucks up.
>>28098056
pets can't smoke you dense cow
OP really needs to post a pic with a timestamp.
>>28100442
will you be my pet OP?
>>28100570
Can I take a big, smelly indian shit in your mouth?
>>28100587
as long as you dont shave
>>28100587
*ejaculates*
the trolling in this thread is entertaining
>>28100599
>>28100621
Which one you boys will man up and let me bring my son too?
>>28100691
Your son? Fuck you and your manlet Pajeet piece of shit! Fuck you whore! That's where I draw the line.
>>28100264
Nice try OP, Try something else
>>28098056
>and buy me weed to smoke
lmao that caught me off guard
>>28100730
how are you trolled this easily?
>>28100791
If it acts like a dog it can do any work that dogs do, but how many people actually employ working dogs? And I don't think humans are capable of doing any other working animal work.
>>28100691
If I blasted your Indian puss with my white man mayo how exactly do you continue petplay after our half breed abomination is born?
>>28100898
What a sobering thought white mayo. Sobering indeed!
>>28100671
but is not the first time an anon get a pet
the guy who have one who lives under his bed
found his in /jp/ i was on that thread
I just want someone to take a fat shite on my faggot face I have a dick btw send you're're pet owner requests tae [email protected]
sent ;)
I think you will find OP, that, after a while, sleeping on the floor will wreck you.
Even the most kinky of us do realize that enjoying kink is one thing and becoming your kink ENTIRELY another. You don't want to wind up being dragged to the bingo hall on the first Friday of every month for Fetish Night and paraded around in front of the tourists who paid 5 bucks to get in to ogle the freaks and take pictures with their cell phones to share on /b/
Get me in the screencap :^)
Also fuck you op you lazy cunt. Go be a good pet and die
>>28101516
Okay, so all that would only be hot once or twice.
But reality means that he gets to slap your face when he thinks your outta line. It feels really different when you are not horny and not expecting it.
>>28098056
Would you be down for servicing girls as welll if I ordered you to? I live in Chicago and this has always been a fetish that interested me
>>28101516
I grew up sleeping on the floor, it's not bad for you physiologically. In fact, my lower back and abs developed so well from it, when I started weight lifting I got a 4 plate deadlift in under a year. Beds are a meme, I only have one now because other people expect it when they sleep over
Hey everyone I'm back.
Who wants to suck on my toes?
>>28102095
fucking kys you faggot
>>28102049
True, true, the floor can be comfortable.
I have slept on it a few times, but it's cold when bare and makes my bones ache.
You can get some pretty big dog bed pillows.
>>28102095
Here Sam!
Fetch.....
*fake throws stick, steps on leash
>>28101799
I see now you said your straight, but would you be willing to be hetero-flex, if I find a girl who is comfortable with me having a petgirl?
I just want a cute little pet to eat my gfs pussy while she gets ready for work :3
>>28098056
I'm an accountant, so I can afford to provide you that shit.
And I might be interested in having a pet.
>>28102176
*unzips dick*
What you looking at
Would someone with this kink call the police tell you off for bestiality if you have sex with them?
>>28098184
>>28098161
>Can you cook and clean well?
>no
waste of time and money
OP, I also live in the Cincinnati area. I get a decent amount of money, and mostly get fast food or stuff cooked in the microwave or just put in the oven, so I don't mind if you won't cook. But I dislike weed, and will only take you in if you quit. Are you willing to do that?
>>28102356
>willing to give OP a free ride through life
>doesn't respond because it would involve not being a drug addict
Fuck you then you lazy cunt
>>28102356
Substance addiction is a disease man. I would do the same with most girls, but I wouldn't allow drugs or tobacco at all and no alcohol in the house. Traps of all people don't have to have restrictions because they are highly valued. There are probably hundreds of people in Ohio alone that would give a free ride for a fucktoy.
>>28102818
>No Alcohol
Now you're just getting a little fucking weird, I agree with locking it away and only allowing it for special occasions the rest I agree with
I own a cozy condo in an upscale area of NY.Wanna be my pet OP? I'd fuck you like a doggu
>>28103011
You can fuck a real dog instead and you would have the added bonus of having a pet that is actually useful
>>28098056
>and buy me weed to smoke
Disgusting
>>28098056
>tfw no entitled wannabe-pet bitch to train into being my submissive
>tfw she has to earn her reefer treats, comfy bedding and free relaxing time
Hi, Sam. You sound fun. If I knew you in real life, I think we'd get along swell. I hear Ohio is beautiful
>>28103438
Meowm Sir, meeee owwwwwww!
>>28103616
That is a very cute kitty.
I wonder what she dreams about
>>28098056
op do you have a throwaway email ?
I would be interested but probably never try to go for it. Nothing will make me happier than having a slavegirlor slaveboyto get stoned with but I'm a poorfag so I wouldn't be able to look after her. A man can dream though.
>tfw wanted to be a pet but not cute
>tfw wanted to get a pet but poor neet
Suffering
>>28098231
Kek i hope so too
og comment
op MIA ?
>>28098056
I live in Ohio too
We already have a bad rep from our shit weather. Fuck off scum. Go rep Michigan
This is probably a troll. Even if it wasn't, she's probably ugly as fuck. Any reasonably attractive girl wouldn't be into shit like this, and wouldn't even know what r9k is.
>>28105201
I used to be the prior, but I dropped a lot of weight and started taking better care of myself. You should try it. Doesn't take long if you really commit.
My friend takes me to gay bars all the time now and tons of older guys buy drinks for me. I'm sure if wanted, I could get sexually dominated by one.
>>28107477
I'm actually a twink, just not a cute one.
>>28107570
Unless you're butt ugly, they probably won't care.
If you're trying to be a woman's pet or slave, though, give up.
>>28107734
Guess I'm butt ugly then
