>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
>he pisses in the shower
>he doesn't clean the bathtub at least once a week
>he leaves his toothbrush in a cup on the washroom sink counter
>he doesn't eat leftovers
>constantly worries about impressing and pleasing others, even if they are wrongfully rude to him
>he's too open about trying out new things no matter how gross, cringey, dangerous, or inconvenient (ex: girl with autism acts like an anime character and tries getting him to play along and he plays along with it and gives in her fetishes)
>he likes incest porn
>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
>he hasn't had more than 3 intentional lucid dreams
>he lives with a female roommate that's casual with her nudity
>he pretty much orders the same thing whenever going to different restaurants
>he orders sausage pizza just to pick off the sausage and eat the pizza
>he has no multimedia, art, music, or computer science skills
>good, good, good, good
>he likes incest porn
Well shit
>>28097937
no ONE CARES YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT
>>28097937
>he pisses in the shower
?
>he leaves his toothbrush in a cup on the washroom sink counter
??
>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
???
These are stupid
>>28098015
It's very unsanitary to piss the shower. The shower floor is dirty enough from all the body soil pouring down on it.
Leaving your toothbrush exposed on your sink gets it dirty from handwashing, counter cleaning, and toilet flushing. Put your toothbrush in a container in your room or in the washroom cabinet.
Prolonging your masturbation sessions shows discipline. You need to show that you have control of your own sexuality or else
>>28097937
>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
What's wrong with that?
>he leaves his toothbrush in a cup on the washroom sink counter
This is normal
>he leaves his toothbrush in a cup on the washroom sink counter
So is this
>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
It's masturbation and guys only cum once, there's no need to prolong it
>he hasn't had more than 3 intentional lucid dreams
Goodbye 99% of men
This bait is stupid. Try harder.
>>28097937
You're suppose to clean the bathtub? Isn't that what the shower gel is for when it washes off your body and goes down the drain? Fucking women don't know shit about cleaning.
Nice b8 sheath
red flags for anyone
>makes threads like this
>>28097937
>girl with autism acts like an anime character
But that is my fetish
>>28098059
Directly washing your asscrack with a bar of soap is very rude if you live with others and share the same bathtub. No one wants to clean themselves with a bar of soap that's been in someone's ass.
You have to actually scrub the bathtub floor to clean it.
Lucid dreaming and being able to quickly wake up from sleep paralysis shows good discipline which makes you more trustworthy as a partner. You are less likely to be tempted into addiction or being unfaithful.
>>28098050
>flushing the toilet makes your toothbrush dirty
Is this some sort of complex b8 or are you just that retarded
>>28098197
Not everyone closes the toilet lid when they flush. Also when people shower, the steam can move some nasty stuff onto the toothbrush.
>>28097937
>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
fucking savages. I just use my bare hand like a civilized human being
>>28097937
Where the fuck do you get this shit from, Sachie?
>>28098197
>>28098244
memebusters,mythbusters, did a segment on that years ago. When flushed, toilets can encourage water particles into the air. Best to close the lid.
>>28097937
Huh, I actually got none on this one except for:
>>he hasn't had more than 3 intentional lucid dreams
I'm kind of interested in lucid dreaming and dream stuff in general though (thanks yume nikki), but I never tried it out. Maybe I will and finally become a good bf.
>>28098169
>lucid dreaming and being able to quickly wake up from sleep paralysis
Never had sleep paralysis
>>28098050
When a girls this needy and picky it's no wonder she's a virgin or unsatisfied
>>28098477
Some girls remain a 21 year old virgin, not because she's picky, but because her height intimidates others or people assume she already has a boyfriend so they never do bother asking her out. Or maybe the few people who actually did try romancing her were either creepy, boring, or just can't make time for each other.
>>28098392
You don't necessarily have to go a lot of bad dates to pick up on red flags. Sometimes you hear horror stories from your friends and you start learning about red flags. Or you don't necessarily have to date guys, but talk to guys who have never had a good relationship and learn why they have never been in a good relationship.
>>28098169
How the fuck does having lucid dreams make you less likely to cheat?
Made me reply/10
>>28098808
It takes a lot of discipline to willingly lucid dream on a regular basis. If you can consistently lucid dream, you're probably mentally strong enough to not give in to a girl who only started showing interest in you after you're in a relationship.
>>28098169
>Directly washing your asscrack with a bar of soap is very rude if you live with others and share the same bathtub. No one wants to clean themselves with a bar of soap that's been in someone's ass.
Who the fuck shares bars of soap? That's disgusting. Do not touch my soap.
All of these seem pretty nit picky. I enjoy longer masturbation sessions, but some times I need to rub one out real quick. Ordering the same thing at every restaurant indicates that someone is kind of boring, but that's not necessarily a negative character trait. The lucid dream thing is retarded, I go to sleep because I don't want to think anymore.
>>28098169
>Sharing your bar of soap with your roommates
>Any year
The only way I see that this is relevant is if you have a spouse or significant other, but in that case, you can just let them use a different bar of soap. I personally like to use body wash/ shampoo in between the cheeks before I use the soap down there.
>>28099201
You've been washing your face with my shit encrusted arse pubes for years bud.
>>28097937
>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
Christ that's a low standard. I can barely get off in that time.
>he lives with a female roommate that's casual with her nudity
Yeah I guess I've failed here.
>>28097937
>>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
red flags for human beings:
>he/she thinks rubbing soap on your body is how you clean yourself in the shower
nasty ass white folk
>>28097937
>>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
Is there an opposite to this too maybe? I usually jack off for one to three hours.
>>28099724
Personally I think people who over complicate sex by doing stuff like this is also a red flag. Such as guys that try make themselves 'cum' like a girl by stabbing themselves with their fingers to stop ejaculation and
>>28099967
>guys that try make themselves 'cum' like a girl by stabbing themselves with their fingers to stop ejaculation
>>28097937
What is this, a low standards thread?
How to spot a cunt 101
>>28101635
it's pretty much a standard for even highschool dropouts nowadays to know graphic design , programming, or music production.
Well I'll be damned, this is the first time I actually manage to not be called out by a meme red flag thread. Am I becoming a normie?
>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
lel'd irl cus i do this every day
>lucid dreams
i've had several intentional but i don't see why this should matter eather way.
>leaves toothbrush in a cup
where else are you supposed to fucking put it? It's the only way to keep it away from germs.
>>28102865
But the next person who uses the soap will have your ass crumbs all over their body!
>>28103005
in your bedroom or in a cabinet
>he does not speak a second language
>he cannot cook beyond a burger, frozen pizza, tendies, and other manchild foods
>he does not eat vegetables
>do does not enjoy hiking
>he cannot play a musical instrument
>he does not drink
>he smokes weed
>he watches anime excessively or exclusively
>he refuses to watch any sports
>he does not like any ethnic food
>he wears graphic tees
>he owns a videogame console
>he's in his 20's and still makes a living doing Let's Plays, Streaming, and e-sports
>his diet is mainly fried food, instant cook meals, junk food, fast food, and food that only take about 1-5 ingredients to prepare
> he doesn't even own one original mono vinyl pressing of the white album
> he only has a few bottles of first growth bordeaux in his cellar and he's "saving them for a special occasion"
> he wears his hermes tie in a half-windsor knot
> he shoots over 90 on a basic 18-hole course
> his season subscription seats at the Met are orchestra left
> he's never been to antarctica
how the FUCK does anybody ever find a decent man, /r9k/???
>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
I've been doing this ever since I started fapping (each session lasts 45 min-1.5 hours). My dick keeps going limp and getting hard again, and sometimes I've come while completely limp. It's giving me ED, so I'm deliberately fapping for <15 minutes now.
>>28103384
these are still just preferenes, a red flag is a hint at something more wrong that you don't know about yet
for example when she says
"my ex is still a really close friend"
>>28104277
No, they're manchild filters.
>>28104146
>his family doesn't have a second home in the south of France or California
>his mother rarely offers to take you shopping
>his butler joined the family less than 10 years ago
>his daddy probably wouldn't cheat on his wife with you and then hush you up with gifts
>they're not enthusiastic about taking care of my son from a previous marriage even when i'm out trying to network to secure my future career
like, if you want us to take your last name, then your family better be worth it
>>28104146
>> he's never been to antarctica
meme """"continent""""
>>28097937
>>when washing his asscrack in the shower he rubs a bar of soap inbetween his buttchecks
I just put some soap in my hand and go to town
>>he pisses in the shower
Sometimes, I really don't think much of it.
>>he doesn't clean the bathtub at least once a week
I clean it when I clean everything else
>>he leaves his toothbrush in a cup on the washroom sink counter
I just leave it all on the sink counter, I can always clean the counter later.
>>he doesn't eat leftovers
Why the fuck would someone not eat leftovers? I prefer leftovers, it's easier to just microwave food than to actually make it.
>>constantly worries about impressing and pleasing others, even if they are wrongfully rude to him
No I am not a sycophant. Besides, people like it when you are not a sycophant so if you were a sycophant your best bet would be to shut up and not try to impress others.
>>he's too open about trying out new things no matter how gross, cringey, dangerous, or inconvenient (ex: girl with autism acts like an anime character and tries getting him to play along and he plays along with it and gives in her fetishes)
No but I am not afraid to look like a fool. When you are not afraid to look like a fool, you can act as foolish as you please and play it off like it is just you being humorous.
>>he likes incest porn
I don't like any porn that has any sort of story behind it. If you want a story you can go read a book. If you want to get hard and masturbate you can just look at any fucking picture on the internet and get your rocks off.
(1/2)
>>28097937
(2/2)
>>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
It depends on my mood. If I want to do other things but I am horny, then the orgasm itself doesn't matter, just that you have it.
>>he hasn't had more than 3 intentional lucid dreams
Nope, it doesn't interest me anymore, and I wasn't as diligent when I did get interested in it.
>>he lives with a female roommate that's casual with her nudity
I live with my dad
>>he pretty much orders the same thing whenever going to different restaurants
no
>>he orders sausage pizza just to pick off the sausage and eat the pizza
I like sausage pizza. I like pizza with toppings.
> >he has no multimedia, art, music, or computer science skills
I got skills in all of those, however mediocre, and I am majoring in computer science. I used to make videos with my friend and I had a professional editing set up which I didn't pay for. I play trumpet.
>select all the tiles with the street signs
>no street signs in the picture
unreal
Love these threads by the way, keep posting them.
>>28098565
What's the oldest man you would have sex with/marry?
>>28097937
Red flags for girls
>Bitches about all that inane shit
Literally retarded, go back to being Chad's fucktoy.
>>28105160
No one more than 5 years older than me.
>>28098050
>You need to show that you have control of your own sexuality or else
therefor do exactly what I say instead of what you want
>>28105215
How oId are you fembot?
>>28098050
>Leaving you toothbrush exposed on your sink gets it dirty from (...) and toilet flushing
Close the toilet lid before you flush
>Unsanitary to piss in the shower
Doesn't it go down the drain...?
>>28105250
I don't know, some of this makes sense. You could pick up some good habits despite the fact that this woman will never date you. The shitty soap bar thing is definitely true, and you probably shouldn't leave your tooth brush out.
when he's me.
>>28097937
>>he doesn't clean the bathtub at least once a week
My bathtub hasn't been cleaned since the Clinton administration.
There's no way anyone actually cleans a bathtub more than once every several months.
>he doesn't have a subscription to BLACKED.com
Literally exit my life, loser.
I actually think people leaving their toothbrush outside the bathroom are much more weird. Don't want that moisture in my fucking room or wherever I put it. I've met very few people doing this as well.
Also
>cleaning the bathtub MORE than once a week
I've lived in flats with girls only and they didn't even fucking do that.
>>28105282
Remnants of it get caught on the floor along with your body soil.
>>28105264
I am currently 22 (TWENTY TWO) years old.
>>28105550
I leave it out of the washroom because I'm not the only one who uses the washroom. I don't trust others to food safety and proper hygiene when using the washroom. Some people could be flushing with toilet lid up. Some people could be spraying CLEANER FLUID on the counter. Some people could be touching your toothbrush for whatever reason. Some people wash their hands with high pressure and all that water splatters onto nearby objects.
I never prolong my masturbation sessions, the main reason I'm even doing it is to get sex off my mind. It feeling good is just a bonus really.
They only last like 5-7 minutes
>>28105264
Would you date a younger guy :3
>>28106525
this for >>28106496
her
>>28097937
>have/do none of these
Phew, that's a relief.
>>28097937
You forgot his penis is less then 8.5 inches
>he doesn't like pets
>he's not generous
>>28106549
The youngest I would date is 2-3 years younger than me. I'm still in my early 20's. I wouldn't date someone who just turned 18 or 19. Those people are a completely different generation.
>>28106604
I made the cut
be my gf :3c
>>28098050
Urine is virtually sterile ya dumb bitch
>Leaving your toothbrush exposed on your sink gets it dirty from handwashing, counter cleaning, and toilet flushing
No, no, and no. That's just germophobia, nothing actually gets on the toothbrush from the toilet, and if you're cleaning the counter just move it out the gotdamn way.
>Prolonging your masturbation sessions shows discipline.
The ability to do so, yes. Just understand that someone doesn't need to lack discipline to lack interest in putting that much effort into jacking off. It's just jacking off.
>>28106631
It's sterile + it's being followed by an onslaught of chemical disinfectants which we use to wash ourselves. This is stupid
>>28106631
Urine doesn't even stay sterile in your bladder. It eventually becomes a cesspool of bacteria if you hold it in too long. Once it's out in the air and lands on a surface, it becomes a breeding ground.
He PEES on the floor
He PEES in the sink
He doesnt shower 1-2 times a day
Hes fat
He likes anime
His dick is small yes size matters
He has a shit paying job
>Urine doesn't even stay sterile in your bladder. It eventually becomes a cesspool of bacteria if you hold it in too long. Once it's out in the air and lands on a surface, it becomes a breeding ground.
Are you referring to a urinary tract infection?
> Once it's out in the air and lands on a surface, it becomes a breeding ground.
You do realize how showers work, don't you? It doesn't get to stay on the surface, and again, it's followed by chemical disinfectants anyways. Face it, there's no logic to being scared of peepee in the shower, it's just your own neurosis. You're like the female equivalent of the NEET robot who wants a loyal 9/10 virgin asian girl who doesn't use social media: You're so insecure that you actually start raising your standards in unrealistic ways, demanding arbitrary bullshit of your partner because you lack the experience to know what you actually want in someone.
I know what I want in a girl: Empathy, reason, and compassion. I don't really give a fuck what her habits and tastes are so long as they don't go to some extreme of being weird, inconvenient, or unsanitary. I don't get hung up over the superficial shit because I understand people on a deeper level than that.
>>28097937
You're doing the meme wrong. Redflag meme is supposed to be normal shit mont guys do, not actual red flags noone does. I always enjoyed the conflicting red flags
>the only reason why he met you was because he trying win a bet where he has to sleep with 5 different women in one week and you were the 4th and he didn't want to go through with the 5th because he fell in love with you
>>28097937
>cares what some dumb cunt thinks
I do what makes me happy and that's all I care about
I match all of those criteria except I like to piss all over myself in the shower.
>>28106725
Which gets washed away down the drain.
>>28107882
some girls like to pee with their legs together
>he lives with a female roommate that's casual with her nudity
DAMMIT NO I WAS SO CLOSE REEEEEEE
>>28108791
It's a red flag because she probably let you play with her boobs
>>28097937
>he pisses in the shower
I've never understood the problem with this at all desu
I just piss straight down the drain in the shower
None of that is me. Where is my gf?
>>28097937
you are one crazy controlling woman
either that or some neckbeard baiting
>>28097937
>he orders sausage pizza just to pick off the sausage and eat the pizza
w-what?
please explain
>>28098050
>or else
OR ELSE WHAT?
WHAT?
yeahhhh thought so bitch
>>28097937
>>he doesn't have the discipline to prolong his masturbation sessions for at least 10 minutes
My record is 7 hours OP, what do I win?
>>28110338
it's a filthy habit if the bathtub doesn't get cleaned
some times the urine can splatter onto the walls where the water doesn't run
What the fuck i feel so attacked right now
>>28111327
The guy likes the taste of sausage, but doesn't like sausage. He orders a sausage pizza so that the sausage juices bake into the cheese. When he gets the pizza, he removes all of the sausage and eats the NOW CHEESE pizza that's flavored with sausage juices.
>>28098169
here we see the rare autistic female in her natural habitat.
>>28111497
You sound like a very petty person.
Almost so much so, and in such a specific way, that I almost believe you're not just a shitposterbut if you are, give yourself a pat on the back, you're a pretty decent shitposter.
>>28097937
>>he's too open about trying out new things no matter how gross, cringey, dangerous, or inconvenient (ex: girl with autism acts like an anime character and tries getting him to play along and he plays along with it and gives in her fetishes)
That's called trying to get your dick wet, faggot
>>28111621
it's called 'never standing up for yourself' or letting others know that you don't take anything or anyone seriously. He does stuff for fun and plays along with everything as if it's a game. He'll literally say 'yes' to an invitation to Jehovah Witness party despite not being religious at all.
>he doesn't travel
>he doesn't workout regularly
>he doesn't go tanning
>he's has to see every superhero movie the weekend it comes out
>he doesn't cook at least one meal a day
>It takes him more than 4 years to earn a bachelor's degree
>he has changed his major because his initial choice was too hard
>he spends less than $20 on men's beauty products
>he doesn't do kegels
>>28111787
>he doesn't go tanning
wut
>>28111749
If doing something makes her feel comfortable and doesn't make me feel uncomfortable, what is the fucking problem?
>>28098169
areyouautistic/10
should i stop pissing in the shower
>>28098050
>toothbrush I'm the cabinet
>placing a toothbrush that goes into your mouth into a dark space which gets humid whenever someone takes at least a lukewarm shower.
Have fun with those germs m8, might as well put it in a mole filled terrarium
