What do fembots think about small penises?
>>28097876
Please, PLEASE get banned
OP you better have pianist fingers to play that pussy like a fiddle, because your little diddle there will just cause girls to giggle.
>>28097876
i don't like them very much desu
Pretty much the average size in Asia
>>28097896
As a male with a big dick all I have to say is...no u
>>28097961
You didn't even understand what I was talking about
Kill yourself
>>28097946
How do you feel bout slightly above average penises :3
>>28097876
I'm suddenly okay with only having 5 inches.
>>28097986
You saying my heads bad? FUCK YOU
Ah bruv. I am sorry for your situation.
Woman are all cunts anyway.
What do fembots think of medium penises?
What do malebots think about fembots with large penises?
OP has a pretty dick, but it's too small to do anything worthwhile with. You'll mostly be wasting the girl's time.
>>28097876
>falling for the fembot meme
kys
origo'nelly
>shaving your entire groin
ewwwwww
What do fembots think about slightly below average penises?
>tfw fat AF and still bigger than that
I'm not the smallest!
>>28097876
What is the point of living life if your dicks is this small? I am serious here. This guy will never find true love. He will never even be able to fuck a few nasty bar skanks looking for a ONS. Why even work if you dick is this small? Why even compete in life in any way? At this point the only thing you could do besides suicide is just pleasing yourself in other ways. Maybe just play video games for the rest of you life not giving a damn how much it offends people.
>>28098403
small dick= more sensitive prostate
his purpose in life is to service real men
>>28098403
I have an 8" dick thank god, otherwise I would have just eaten a bullet.
>>28097960
It's really weird. I didn't even realize how small 4 inches is on a dick.
Man, I feel a lot more for you cocklets now.
tfw I don't even have girth ;-;
>>28098734
>4 inches
That's 4 cm you human refuse
I guess with a small cock you have to get used to this.
>>28097876
Women are cunts OP. If you had a dick like that I would suck on it like a pacifier and put my tongue in your butthole.
>>28098110
that's a pretty large peen anon congratulations
>>28098290
how big is that? looks an inch above average
>>28099300
Nice bait. You dont deserve the dubs, tho.
>>28097876
Just get a FOB east Asian or Indian gf
>>28097876
This is women's ideal penis (8.5 in. length x 7 in. girth)
Slightly below average length, well above average girth. Definitely not a chode though. What do girls think of that?
>>28097876
>What do fembots think about small penises?
Qt
So long as you have a tongue it doesn't matter
>>28100179
7 inch girth, don't be stupid. My GF says my 5.2 girth is too thick sometimes.
>>28100212
w-what do you think about not small penises on submissive guys ;_;
>>28100179
>8.5 inches
fucking retarded moronic idiot. That's Ben English, he's 6.5 inches measured, barely above average
>>28100179
7 inch length is the modus from what ive heard
HAHA DICKLET. sure feels good to be 5 inches and not have to worry about size
7" long and 5" circumference on a good day.
At least I've got that going on for me. I'm a good looking guy, I suppose, but I'm a lazy and selfish lover, so at least the dick helps.
>tfw penis is so small and skinny that the one time I was actually able to have sex I couldn't even feel it because there was literally no sensation of tightness
Not even worth it, not even pleasurable, I've just given up on ever having children. Now I'll never even be a wizard because of some fuckup I made 10 years ago.
No fembots here bro. Would suck, fuck you and be fucked by you. No jaw pain and little warm up required is always good
>tfw your dick is small
>tfw being uncircumcised in America means girls find your dick hideous
Would I have better chances in Europe?
Mines an inch smaller than that. If I lost weight maybe I'd be that big but then what's so great about 4 inches? Men with big hands could do a better job than a fucking 4 inch dick.
>>28097896
>>28097897
Angered by the small penis
The average woman is
:^p
>>28100425
> being uncircumcised in America means girls find your dick hideous
When will this meme die?
>>28099272
it increases it's size several times
what magic is this
>>28097876
If your dick is blow 6 inches and 5 inches in girth, you might as well become a faggot and do anal or get anal. Im not putting a fucking disgusting thing like that inside my body. I have billions of people on this planet to choose from and I could have thousands just by making a dating profile and they'll come to me, I dont even have to look for them. Why the fuck would I ever choose a pathetic small dicked child? Im not a fucking pedophile. Keep that disgusting shit to yourself.
>>28097876
I think the upright posture is cute. The head is nice too. No blemishes or pitting.I'm a guy though
>>28097876
Cute, you should transition I actually like pink limp cocks.
My fetish is finding a cute guy that wants to be feminized so we can find dates at a bar to fuck us both after that we kick the guy out and we cuddle together.
>A little over 6.5 inches long
>Skinny as a pencil, has s girth slightly smaller than a Fred Meyers milk carton cap
This is why women are worthless cunts. Nothing has changed for men, but women are now more equal than ever and they still demand more. I hope Muslims do take over and rape all these damn sjw femtards
>>28100485
Mine increases even more from that size, sometimes even i am surprised.
>>28100494
Go RP somewhere else.
>>28100476
It's 100% true. I've had a girl laugh at my dick. They just find it gross and weird.
>>28099272
Iktfb. Tfw huge when erect but shrivelled peice of skin when flaccid. Means I can never have sex without leaving literally straight after or putting my boxers back on or go to the doctors for a medical, or go for surgery because I'm so shamed of my dick
>>28100515
That might happen if she has never seen a non-mutilated dick. It's just a matter of being used to see it since most people in US gets jewed.
>>28100522
I mean, could they even use a cathode on my dick? Tfw the nurse would laugh at me like the airport security staff
>>28100494
dude you're trying way too hard.
But don't stop posting traps, i'm very much for that
>>28100400
Send pic must see
Fucking yuck.
Please never reproduce.
>>28099272
>tfw ~3cm flaccid and 15 erect
It's soul crushing. Women are dumb and barely differentiate between flaccid and erect, so when they see your shriveled weenie that's all the see even if it grew a meter or two a moment later.
Fuck porn.
>>28100501
be my gf and make me your gf pls
>>28100255
I think you should put that cock in my mouth if you know whats good for you, anon-kunpic slightly related
>>28100485
It's gotten a bit bigger too since I've lost some weight.
>>28100635
do you have skype fembot?
>>28100026
5x4.5 inches
>>28099272
it's not just small, it's also absolutely hideous and unhealthy looking to boot!
>>28100513
Whatever makes you feel better about your tiny fucking dick. Im not going to stop you. I mean shit you should write a book since youre so great at staving off the reality of your existence.
>>28100561
Im not "trying" anything cuck. Im just telling you the truth.
You think id have fun trying to gag on some 4inx4in dick? Please I could bite your dick off in one go much less get choked by it. I want there to be blood when it goes up my ass and it hurt but not too much just enough to know that he can have me whenever he wants and force me into submission. What the fuck is the point of having a dick if you could stick your fingers inside me and have more girth/length/and movement? Im not being mean, im just telling you the factual truth. Its just a waste of time. Just like a dildo is a waste of time because theres no weight and push and warmth behind it.
>>28100708
y-yo-you too~
>>28100662
Please go to a real dating site. This board's quality would skyrocket if it wasn't filled with fags like you scrounging for internet relationships.
>>28100779
>tripfag
kek
>>28100764
If that actually is your dick I'm sorry that was mean of me.
Seriously though your dick looks unhealthy and I can tell you're fat, you probably would have better erections if you improved your health.
I'm a guy but I get a kick out of the idea of humiliating unfortunate "men"
Not sure to what extent it's induced by 4chan
>>28100734
It's just that obvious, senpai. Your response is what you'd expect from being too defensive. You have no idea how to do it.
>>28100796
Any reason you should have for hating a tripfag you should have for hating him. /soc/ bullshit is no more compatible with anonymity than tripfaggotry is.
>>28100425
well, anon, that looks exactly like mine and i can tell you that i've always done ok, sure, size queens and whales could laugh at you, but any normal girl will more than likely be satisfied
I'm just over 6" long and around 4.5" girth only had sex with one girl and she said it was "big"
She was only like 5 feet tall though so I dunno
>>28100857
TIDF out in force
>>>/reddit/
R8 me fembots.
~5.5 inch length
~5 inch girth
>>28100924
I'm 6 inches in girth, MEASURED, hell, even tightened the measuring tape, and my dick looks this thick like in the pic. (for the record, I'm 6 inch in length) How? Is being a fat fuck altering the perception of my own penis?
>>28100924
is that your dick? looks much thicker than 4.5
I'm a cute trap and think small cocks are honestly pathetic.
I'm 6.5 x 5 and chicks consider me on the bigger side.
Unrelated: Wonder if I'll ever have a threesome..
>>28100977
clit/10
>tfw 6 inches girth but only like 5 inches max on the lenght side
>>28101017
Post the ones that are pathetic and the ones that meet your standards.
>>28098403
Dick size really isn't that important. It's like....the 9th or 10th thing I care about in a guy.
>>28101123
Everything under 5 inches is pathetic, 6-7 inches are okay and 8-10 inches are perfect. Also depends on the girth. If you have a long dick but not a lot of girth it sucks too.
>>28101136
be my fucking gf or get off my board
>>28101162
You don't even know what I look like. What if I have 4 chins?
>>28101207
>What if I have 4 chins?
If that would stop someone they aren't a robot
>>28101228
Every single guy I've talked to here is usually just looking to get their dick wet. Or they aren't into me because I'm not white.
>>28101250
Those are normies
What are you?
>>28101250
if you're a chink chances are you are the erotic dream of nearly ever robot, if you're black, well... sorry for you
>>28101250
I'm not looking to get my dick wet, I'm looking to share my life with a woman that has similar interests as me and would accept me and understand my problems.
I don't understand why fembots and robots don't just get together. If you're both lonely losers, then you both could be lonely together. People don't understand that most people could develop love regardless of initial attraction and compatibility.
>>28100834
Im not trolling you stupid faggot?
Not everyone on the internet is trying to troll you.
Fuck youre so insecure. Pathetic.
>>28101250
I love black bitches.
>>28101228
Girls generally prefer men who have standards. They want to be selected discriminately so they can feel special. This is why desperation repels them, and part of why you probably aren't going to get her contact information.
>>28100501
can I wife you ;_;
>>28101327
>>28101323
>>28101295
Fuck off stupid normies
Go look for scraps elsewhere
>>28100425
>genital warts
Leave you normie slut unvirgin
>>28101294
>>28101295
I'm Cuban.
>>28101323
I can't speak for other women here, but a lot of you guys are so violent and hateful it pretty much offsets any good qualities you might have.
>>28101370
>I'm Cuban.
Be my qt cubano gf now
I'm the first guy
I don't care if you aren't white
Just say you're non-binary and start dating gay or bi transmen.
>>28101325
You're clearly the type of person that never learns.
>>28101370
Okay well that doesn't describe me at all.
>>28101370
What are you into, anon
interests wise
>>28101452
>>28101446
fuck off and go look for scraps somewhere else cucks
>>28101370
SAN DIEGO
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san diego blocks
>>28101498
>scraps
No desu, just gets out the things to see whether robots would actually be compatible or not, not just myself
>>28101452
Books, painting, gardening, fishing.
>>28100291
>knowing this much about someone else's dick
>>28101594
be my nature loving gf
>>28101594
I see
What type of books do you tend to read, also what's the area like that you garden in
>>28101594
We wouldn't be compatible. I like video games and 4chan and masturbation.
>>28100291
I'm 6 inches long and there's no fucking way this is 6 inch. More like 8.5 or 9. Why are you people so much against admitting pornstars have indeed huge dicks? They're pornstars for a reason
My dick is 4.5 inches, but it works out great because my gf in unbelievably tight. It's hard just to get a finger in her. Sometimes even my dick doesn't fit. I imagine sex wouldn't work if I were any bigger.
The only problem is that it's really hard to go for very long when she's that tight. I hear guys say that they have trouble cumming during actual sex because they use the death grip masturbating and women can't compare. Her vagina becomes the death grip right before she cums and it makes me cum immediately, so it's really hard to make her cum twice.
Tldr: If your dick is small, find a girl whose really tight.
>>28101737
>because my gf
get the fuck out norman
>>28101498
>>28101343
Thank you for doing this anon. I hope you live a good life.
Just look at how the thread changed after >>28101136. It became three or four beta faggots vying for the Skype information of one girl. This is why women should not disclose their gender, and why men who try to date women on this board should be shamed relentlessly.
>>28101670
I like some games but I'm not a "gamer gurl" or anything. Mostly just casual RPGs .
>>28101654
I love biographies or historical stories. I also kind of collect books, even if I don't plan on reading them any time soon.
Also I mostly just grown vegetables and herbs for cooking, and catnip to attract cats.
>>28101753
I'd be so spooked if my name was Norman
>>28101761
The only person that can be shamed is you because you are a tripfag and we are posting anonymously.
>>28101778
I have a Masters degree in History and maintain a garden of tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, onions, strawberries, and lettuce. I'm also >>28101670
>>28101853
>Masters
You're probably too old for me anyways. I can't even legally drink.
>>28101778
>Historical stories and biographies
Pretty good taste senpai, what period of history? Reading some american civil war novels atm, then onto napoleonic war stuff
Vegetables and herbs sound nice, cooking when bored would be fun
sounds alri
>>28101778
>no reply
be my gf spic
>>28101883
I'm only 25. Not that big of an age difference. My own parents had a ten year difference.
>>28101853
You're a normalfag fuck off
Is 5 inches ok enough? wide eaither.
>>28101853
You aren't posting anonymously, you're flaunting your identity. I am not talking about myself, even if I am building a post history.
Anyways, me being a fag does not excuse your faggotry.
>>28101923
I'm a normalfag for having a degree and having a delicious hobby? Nah, you fuck off
>>28101886
I don't really have a favorite period, I just like the human drama.
>>28101897
It doesn't really work like that. We'dhave to date at least a couple times or talk for more than 30 minutes.
>>28101969
then post your skype/email/throaway
do dicklets on here hate women? I was a late bloomer so I didn't grow into my 6.5 incher until my senior year of high school but before that I remember being really insecure about my dick and bottling that up into a "fuck women anyway" attitude
>>28101967
>I'm a normalfag for having a degree and having a delicious hobby?
Yes you are
Now fuck off
They are the male homologue for a female's beef curtains. Nobody wants that shit, not even its owner.
>>28101957
Not so wide eaither* i ment
>>28101962
I'm not flaunting my identity, I'm flaunting my deeds. Big difference, but of course a tripfag wouldn't understand.
>>28101987
Ok, if you insist.
[email protected]
>>28101753
Yea, I'm a normie. I used to be a total beta and browse /r9k/ a few years ago, but I got my shit together and stopped being so autistic.
When I drop on on this board nowadays I'm just blown away by the autism that takes place here. Everyone is obsessed with dicks and height. I don't know what the fuck happened, but it's gay as hell.
>>28102025
People define themselves on their actions, and their actions build a context that comprises what they can speak about and accomplish.
You are absolutely a pathetic faggot who is dragging his identity into 4chan for attention, or, more specifically, a LDR with somebody hundreds of miles away which will fail within two weeks.
>dick looks kind of small flaccid
>average when erect
>but has a downwards bend to it in the center which makes it look smaller than it is
I hate this.
>>28102026
message sent then cubano
>tfw i have pathetic girth but my cock curves to the left and I heard some sluts saying the curved ones feel bigger
>>28102252
Me too and mine goes to the left as well, so consider yourself lucky
>>28097876
my dick is literally the only part of me that i will never be embarrass about.
its a thick 8 incher with fat juicy balls.
every girl who saw it was literally drooling of envy
>>28102343
Do they really? Mine curves at like a 45 degree angle to the left, maybe there's hope
>>28102545
>every girl who saw it
get out fucker
>>28102556
dunno about that mang
>>28097876
Wow and my 6 inches looks small to me
>>28102556
>>28102590
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck me sideways"
>>28102572
relax, i only show my dick on omegle. because i'm way too autistic to talk to a grill irl
>>28097876
I wish i was that size.
Try being 2.2 inches hard and having a flaccid penis that is basically inside of you due to a combination of being half an inch and being fat. I fucking have to sit down to pee without getting piss everywhere.
As long as it's longer than my middle finger it's alright. And I have small hands and short fingers.
>>28097960
3.8 inches is the FLACID length of a Korean penis. How does it feel to have an erect dick smaller than a flacid asian penis?
7 inches here
fembots what think
>>28098290
>>28100677
How can that be 5x4.5 inches? I have a doctor measured 7.5 x 5.5 and mine looks smaller than yours
fembot here. had sex with one guy once that was literally smaller than my thumb. and that was erect. he also was proud of it and when i made a forced reaction like i was impressed he said "YOU CANT FAKE THAT KINDA REACTION HUH". was really awkward given that he was so confident despite probably being smaller than>>28102794
>>28102545
>every girl who saw it was literally drooling of envy
because they're all closet trannies?
>>28102872
>fembot
>had sex
okay
>>28100400
I wanna see please
>>28100522
iktf. I'm legitimately one inch flaccid and six or seven(on a good day) hard. girls don't really care about your flaccid size. it's just nice to be big while flaccid because it's more appealing to look at before sex. Honestly if they like you and you're a good lay they really don't give a shitI just want to look good naked ;_;
>>28102847
>doctor measured
a doctor measured you erect dick? are you a doctor? a partner?
how do i measure girth?
>>28097876
easier to deepthroat
>>28097876
That's my size too.
>tfw
>>28103524
be my gf plox
>>28102824
Are those even flacid lengths? Since average general flacid length is approximately from 2.8 to 3.9 inch. And those koreans got tiny dicks yo.
>>28097876
>tfw flat pancake dick
>>28098290
>slightly below average
Your dick is huge and you should feel good.
>>28100494
>tfw 6x5
dodged a bullet there.
>>28098675
Quit lying you faggot
>>28100291
>tfw my dick is an inch longer
Holy shit
>>28097876
>he fell for the circumcised meme
LMAOOOO
keep posting small and big cocks pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28099272
It's because you're obese
>have a 6.5 inch penis
>gf thinks it's 8 inches long
>didn't correct her
Who /devilish/ here?
>>28097876
does the small penis have money?
who /LBC/ here?
>>28104236
being a black guy with a small dick would be the worst fate imaginable.
>>28104236
You're probably just an unlucky motherfucker like the othersi n this thread but I always wanted a feminine black boy to feminize. I don't know where I got this but I ended up with bot a race play fetish and a feminization fetish and now I want to be the slave owner with a cute black trap mistress.Please, tell me I'm wrong and you're actually a cute feminine boy.
>>28104259
just being black period would be the worst fate imaginable
>>28104363
It would be okay if you weren't poor, over 6 ft and had a 9 inch penis to fuck trashy white bitches with. Otherwise yeah it would suck
As a gay I'm okay with any size as long as it's shaved :p
>>28104424
No one cares about a gay guys opinion, we care what women think.
>>28104475
What about a woman with a benis opinion?
>>28100485
Coming from another "grower not a shower", it sucks really. I have a larger than average cock, both in length and girth, when erect, but a laughable tiny tube of wrinkles when flaccid.
>>28104506
Yes, go ahead and rate the cocks in this thread please.
>>28100977
Same measurements here
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