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We are to inhabit this island, what shall we do? What would be the fate of our Robot nation?
>>28097526
Can we get slaves to build us houses and then drown the slaves when the houses are finished?
>>28097526
We all die off on it within a week of colonization due to our inability to socialize and work together with other colonists on the island
>>28097601
i come here to post "drown all the niggers" and i'm greeted by this
golly we are a predictable lot
Well I guess you'd stay away from that stadium with the parking lot in the middle.
North Shore now belongs to boipussi brigade
Do not enter unless you want to explore your body with other like minded robots.
>>28097526
Updated Island
There would be some people with serious mental disorders that would kill everyone.
>>28097757
What should we do about it?
>>28097526
Go on the internet.
>>28097526
Lord of the Flies with manchildren
Lord of the Flies 2
>>28097837
Iet them
>>28097837
Kill them first, use them as bait for fishing and traps.
I like the idea of building a little town up from the ground. The only thing I've ever been good at is electricity, so I'd build a power grid for all of us. I want a little shack to myself somewhere out of the way where I could set up a workshop.
>>28097526
do we have a source of fresh water?
our main priority is to find a source of water, we can sleep in trees one night
>>28097956
Fuck yourself, bruv.
>>28097910
We now have a prosperous fishing industry
>>28097865
We now have electric, and a power plant.
>>28097981
We have a well.
>>28098025
great, any wildlife on the island?
any predators?
build some robots so we dont have to do anything ourselves and can just shitpost
>>28098061
It whould be nice if some of them were sexrobots, since well there whouldnt be much femals around.
>>28098058
Yes, it has boars and wild cats.
r8 my plan lads
>>28098103
well that's the furry problem sorted
>>28098102
We could build a pregnancy farm with the few females we have, so we could maintain a population and produce milk.
>>28098112
>socialism
>traditionalism
>republic
>traditionalist
turn this place into an incest paradise
>>28098112
I r8 7/8
>>28098165
why only 7?
>>28098147
you'll be the first to get publicly raped by tyrone in the concentration camp lad
>>28098103
shit. Guess we have access to weapons?
Handguns for everyone and rifles for explorers. I'll oversee training for those who haven't fired before
>>28098112
bretty good, we need a militia
I propose we build a rape dungeon for the femanons to be stored
>>28098165
The palace is too far from a city, and no highways or airports.
>>28098229
second
originally2nd
>>28098213
you can take some ideas lad, especially militia
how we gonna defend if the nigs invade?
The Southern coast of the island is now an anarchist collective where we synthesize estrogen and spiro and give them out for free. Our communist system makes us so productive we have extra, and start pouring it in the water supply to pacify cis robots.
>>28098112
what's CSSHSoJOFfP
>>28098141
>We could build a pregnancy farm with the few females we have, so we could maintain a population and produce milk.
You know human femals dont produce enough milk to use that. Also nope dont want to sound like a feminist but we shouldnt treat them like shit just because we whould like to have sex with them.
>>28098229
Oh hello rapey, wtacha doin ?
>>28098147
You know that some socialist movements were/are really traditionalist. Good luck searching for gay marrage in the udssr.
>>28098339
don't pretend female attention won't be a commodity, you're building an island with almost exclusively dudes, think Smurfette. Any female will become the idolization of the men on the island.
Here's the Island as of right now.
>>28097526
I propose we build a medical facility to stay healthy, and a gym to stay fit.
>>28098435
>>28098112
>>28098025
>>28097689
WHERE IS THE FUSION REAKTOR. WE NEEED ONE NOW!
>>28098435
Open the mines.
We must be ready when the normies come.
We need to cultivate some farm land to support our growing population (thanks sex slaves). I propose a 55 acre plot of land somewhere near the base of our mountain (for maximum runoff irrigation) and plant rice and beans.
>>28098279
that won't be an issue if we can put an artillery battery on that hill
boar and fish won't be enough to sustain our nation. We need to grow crops. Rice and grain at least. Also potatoes are very versatile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PmUrrAkYfg
Anthem?
Are there significant guano deposits on the island? If so, where are they?
>>28098553
No guano
Oh shit nigger! You arrive at the island, but robots might think you're a normie! You may pick a perk to start off your journey
>>28098435
WHERE'S THE MILITIA BASE LAD?
r8/h8 please
Any ideas for stuff to change/add?
>>28098630
supply crates
Updated it. What more do we need?
>>28098611
Fuck, I thought we could live life on easy mode. Well I suppose the first thing to do would be too look for something else to trade.
>>28098663
Where the fuck is the money coming from to fund this?
OP here, >>28098687 is a fraud. I'm starting to like our little country.
>>28098654
we need that artillery on the hill, we could build an outpost around it
>>28098630
as much as I'd like the crates we need the radio tower to identify possible hostile ships. We can defend ourselves if we know ahead of time. Or we could just obliterate them if we had that artillery ;_;
>>28098664
The Anarcho collective reinforces our borders with shit bricks and we build 3 wooden boats for a navy. We throw pee pee at enemies. Everyone works and gets paid the same amount of 300 princess points every day. Our tendie stores are full.
>>28098699
>Where the fuck is the money coming from to fund this?
This would be the end goal, just sort of an outline/plan idea.
Here is our real update. Also, we aren't using the 4chan flag, this is only /r9k/ the rest of 4chan can suck a fat one.
A yacht crashes into the side of the island
>>28098740
Fair enough. If we could find some exotic fish we could secure the surrounding ocean and sell them to rich people.
>>28098753
OHH SHIT! What's in it?
>>28098746
nice anon, consider using a trip so we know it's you!
>>28098760
It would be easy enough to come to the island with supplies, and make the settlement in uncuckaville with the natural resources, and let some international buisnesses start up wageia to get us some caysh
I would like to build a lonely cottage on the western sands
>>28098664
Your supplie crates have been dropped. You're in an open field, what do?
>>28098773
mark hamill clones straight from the incubation vats at the biological age of 18 having been brainwashed by AI and VR simulation to be obedient 50s housewives
>>28098813
There is no use, but I will put it in there.
>>28098773
drunk chads probably. Who would crash a yacht into an island?
anyway, need their comm systems for our military
>>28098753
The Anarcho-collective is the first to find the yacht. We take the food and 5 normies we put in cages and keep in the poo pit to laugh at.
We need a workforce, since most of our robots are neetfux. Suggest importing mexican migrant labor, and housing them near the farm.
>>28098822
seek a suitable, easily protectable location to build a base of operations and carry our stuff there.
>>28097526
We need some military as well, the normies will be all over us. Any small islands we can make a naval base on? We are an island after all, naval control is key.hopefully there isn't a weeaboo factory or something, if this is gonna work, we are gonna need little escapism, unless we can turn that into determination, like "do it for your wiafu! For der fuhrer!"
>>28098858
So conscript the yacht Chads?
>>28098884
we have a militia senpai and i'm self proclaimed
general
you can be admiral though lad, we overthrow the island and genocide the undesirables ;)
>>28098746
I designed some currency
>>28098884
I think that simply constructing concerete bunkers and caves on the mountain would be enough. Maybe of barbed wire and pungi spikes. A couple old artillery peices. Knowing that we would fight to the death would deter the normies.
>>28098884
Also please don't ruin all the nature on the island. Urban bloc's are fine but I would like to explore the solidary spots of nature. Can we have protected land for each biome? Like an unmanaged National park?
>>28098928
YES!
>>28098924
We are conscripting Yacht crash Chads to do military work, and forcing the Stacies into the sex dungeon.
>>28098947
the south west and the mountain should be nature reserves and make it illegal to build ther without pwermission
>>28098922
yeah, and I give them to the good general here for 'indoctrination'
>>28098924
I want to be a ranger and you need a ranger
>>28098112
8/8 m8. can't stop kekking at the concentration camp for normies part.
>>28098947
Check my idea here >>28098663
>>28098879
Our scout's reports signal three posible locations, sir. One in the mountains, by the caves, one near a riven in open field and another one inside of a forest.
Awaiting commands.
>>28098922
No. Help the Chads, and turn them into our first lines against the feminist invasion. They will be our distraction against feminazis and women in general, so the rest of our population will not be distracted by them and thus we can engage in higher pursuits.
we should castrate the chads so they don't shag our sex slaves
>>28098994
you can be head of the concentration camp lad
>>28099020
we will want to settle in the mountains since we have supplies and it's an easily defendable location should we have to war against the feminazis. Later on, we can build additional bases at the forest and near the river for ease of obtaining supplies once we have a secure position
The Anarchists, in attempt to appease Kek, set off a series of explosions in the mountains trying to carve a sculpture of him. As fate would have it, it creates a Sculpture of Anita Sarkeesian who is now worshiped as the first prophet of kek. It is now heresy to depict women in a sexual fashion and we routinely throw men into the giant maw of her idol.
>>28099051
but if we castrate them they will not help us against our common enemy, feminism!
For sure a strong sense of patriotism and military-like order will have to be in place, with every robot part of the militia, so that we can defend against femininazis and normies and keep our society strong.
add wageslave quarry on the map
>>28098229
good idea. they'll need a place to go after trump builds his wall.
>>28098924
Thought a strict immigration filter policy was already in place, if not then we better get on that soon. Any police force as well? Or is the militia tasked with urban investigation? Also we need a place to put the dead bodies, use them as a resource. The island shall remain purely robotic. Also how's international relations? We need to import vidya and other robot things.
>>28098941
Good idea, kinda like a Normandy defense, some light naval reconnaissance would be nice, also an air force. It would ruin the beauty of the island I feel though...
>>28098989
>>28098998
As long as we don't destroy the island, at out core we should be self sustaining, that's key to out survival. We should also be strict on our redpill indoctrination, we don't want our robotics ruined by normies like the ones in the crashed yacht. Are we repurposing their boat by the way? How's are deportation laws?
>>28099117
Get the Gestapo to shut it all down, get the PSAs running on all monitors. And someone talk to the anarchists, we are a small island, we can't take too much destruction, especially from our defensive mountain range. Let the play in the fields or something, somewhere where we can restore the damage they may cause. Do we have a mountain underground base set up yet?
>>28097526
Mass suicide because being separated from our families means we no longer have to be guilted into living
>>28099182
What do you mean by "redpilled", since I'm definetly more /leftypol/.
>>28099051
Can do. I'm a sadistic asshole so it should be easy.
>>28099076
Our settlement is currently under construction, sir. Our scouts await orders, sir. There's been reports of three caves near this zone, but we only have enough numbers to scout one of them.
>>28099211
you're part of something greater now. The robot society needs every able-bodied individual alive in order for itself to survive.
Made a flag for us.
>>28099257
I say we scout cave B. Your thoughts, fellow men in arms?
>>28099291
delete it and make it better this time
>>28099216
I don't know much about politics, but I guess I mean a "social redpill" like anti normie stuff, what makes a robot a robot, femanons and attention shills, unfair treatment of men, using facts and logic (SCIENCEEEE) instead of purely >muh feelings, 80/20 rule, degradtion of society because females and multiculturalism, stuff like that
>Added Stacy and Chad to citezen groups
>Built Stacy slums and mine
>Anarcho Collective growing
>>28099306
Flag-poster here, I'm not OP.
>>28099311
I completely agree. I think we should also embrace democratic socialism.
>>28099315
if we're the ones in power.. doesn't that make us the chads?
>>28099358
It depends on your definition, but we should have at least one society where we rule.
>>28099358
no, because we still need sex slaves in order to have sex.
>>ATTENTION
BpB has requisitioned a small naval vessel all Lewd Lands should report for immediate service.
>>28099315
NIGGAS WATCH OUT
THE CHADS ARE TURNING ON US DUE TO BEING CASTRATED
THE CHAD UPRISING
>>28099315
Since we have Stacy finally in our control, should we free Femanons and put them into sex slavery instead?
>>28099315
I'm building for myself a Ranger's Hut in the forest near the south-eastern side of the mountain.
>>28099422
I'm representative Ouag and I support Femanon freedom.
>>28099301
We found a strange artifact, sir. Scout's reports say this appears to be... a book of feminisim. Remnants of civilizations past, that could have occupied the island long ago.
What shall we do with it, sir?
>>28099422
no. equality of the sexes is fucking aids.
>>28099419
According to >>28098213 we all have guns, so they won't revolt.
>>28099182
here's an idea:
our militia could be split into two parts, a military police and a normal militia. normal militia is trained by our god-tier generals to fight feminazis and nigs and other invaders. militia police are trained in guerilla warfare in case they beat our normal militia and while not at war act like the police would in other countries. also we should build a morge and we should be quite isolationalist imho.
>>28099152
good idea.
>>28099127
we can make a drug that makes them infertile and trick them into thinking its a normie drug.
>>28099315
hot stacies can be used as entertainment for robots. ugly stacies can be deported/killed.
The Anarchists have started flying flags dyed with the blood of misogynists. We have started training militias who wield macuahuitls with plate shards covered in poo as razors. They're planning something.
>>28099422
no, they'll end up trying to free the stacies. we can allow the most trustworthy femanons some minor privileges but nothing to big.
>>28099471
I think we should just cut their dicks off so they can know what it feels like to never get laid.
>>28099442
leave it there, reward handsomely the scouts, and report that the cave is far too unstable for now, and that for the time being it should not be accessed until repairs have been performed on it.
Explore cave A or B
>>28099504
Make a few femanons and trans our friends and give them same rights as robots. They know feminism, and their tactical advice may be useful in the future.
We need to win the war no matter what the cost, gentlemen
>>28099419
>>28099463
besides they are 'indoctrinated' into believing they only live to serve
>>28099504
If we have political gender equality (not neccassarily social equality) the femanons will feel at home and also grow to hate the chads and scacies, so they will have no reason to free them. Having femanons be slaves make them hate us. It's to be noted that prostitution could be a very profitable buisness in our nation, so many femanons would want to take it up.
>>28099564
>>28099545
you have a point. but there should be punishments for mating with chads.
>>28099545
At once, sir. Our settlement has been completed. Our darkwood towers now stand tall in the mountains. The valley is ours, sir. The supplies will last us a couple more days.
More scouts on their way to the other caves, sir.
>>28099564
The Anarchist take advantage of the abolitionist movement and start supporting it wholeheartedly to divide your settlement. We start sending a steady supply of shills.
SIR PRIVATE ANON #12982 REPORTING IN
IT'S THE TRIPFAGS THEY HAVE FOUND US SIR
WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS SIR
>New flag
>New gender laws
>Anarchist collective growing
What else shall we build?
>>28099585
I presumed that chads would be completely seperate from us, and killed off in the future (i like the offshore concentration camp idea).
>>28099605
It's only going to devide us if some robots feel strongly enough to revolt. We have a democracy here i assume.
>>28099621
A tripfag filtering and containment center
>>28099648
A massive statue dedicated to the one true Robot
>>28099608
at ease private, let me deal with the trips
I think we should have in-thread presidential race.
>>28099602
Good. Soon, we move to the valley to conquer and win.
OP will be out for a few minutes, so no updates for a while.
>>28099704
alright who's the candidates?
also are the anarchists independent or just an autonomous area?
The Anarchists launch a surprise raid on the sex dungeon, killing 2/5ths of women there to put them out of their misery. Eventually we are repelled by the military but you'll never be able to remove all of the Brd and Dworkin graffiti throughout the compound.
CHICKEN TENDIE TRADE PLS
>>28099745
I'd assume they're an autonomous area but inside of our country.
Also, I'll be the first candiate. Representative Ouag for President 2016. Let's reply with other candiates or votes.
>>28099745
The Anarchists don't believe in government. We're a collection of like minded individuals dedicated to preserving the dignity of humans and promoting absolute equality. We view those living in the main village as victims of a tyrannical government and seek to free them from capitalism and the patriarchy.
>>28099736
OUR SCOUTS REPORT THE PRESENCE OF FEMINIST HARPIES, SIR!
THE CAVE NETWORK SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF ANCIENT FEMINIST TEMPLE!
AWAITING COMMANDS FOR BATTLE, SIR
>>28099800
Dubs say we vote for this guy, he seems trustworthy.
>>28099803
yes but are you willing to protect the island or what?
>>28099836
We will protect the island from threats both foreign and domestic. Our first order of business is liberating the people and spreading the Word of Brd.
Fixed the island sheet
>>28099831
SEEK A SAFE POSITION FROM WHICH TO SHOOT DOWN THEIR SCOUTS
DO NOT RUSH IN, REINFORCEMENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY
PREPARE AN OPERATION TO SEAL THE ENTRANCE TO THE CAVES
This situation would immediately turn into some lord of the flies shit where all you limp wristed robots would fall in line behind the most macho and in charge robot.
>>28099471
Good military plan, I like it
>>28099348
No idea on what kind of political system that is, as long as it's cool and keeps the island pure
So far things are looking good, I personally think we should use the Chad's and stacies to breed, since I believe that a major part of robotics is social upbringing. Get physically op children, then raise them in the way of the robot, that way we will have physical powress against out foes. I'm a bit sketchy on the whole equality of the sexes, that doesn't really work, as females are more biological and would not care for the robot Society. We need rules to control their urges for maximizing their well-being and their genes well-being. Men will never be equal to women in some aspects, that's life, don't forget about the societies we came from, don't repeat the world's mistakes https://youtu.be/UxpVwBzFAkw
I think we could castrate the chads and stacies, and put them into labor next to the wagies in the mines
>>28099895
Good strategy, sir! Our scout's arrow have hurt the harpies and they are now in retreat. Commencing cave sealing operations, at once.
It seems the caves didn't hold much valuable loot. Except for ancient weapons and some gold. What to do next, sir?
I'm Ouag and I'm running for president of /r9k/ island in 2016. I'm running on a platform of the pursuit of happiness. If you want to live a more social life in the city, fine. If you want to live a simple village life with other autistic robots, that's fine to. I believe in political equality between robots and fembots as not to create hated on our island. I believe in the simple aspects of life. Farming, going in the outdoors, raising children. Above all, let's be free and happy. I'm Ouag and I approve this message. Do I have your vote?
Also what's the scale of the map?
>>28098016
Peaktimes
Doodlefag reporting in.
What is the consensus on a small RPG maker game about the r9k island? Progress is already being made. All ideas welcome.
>>28100082
you're as good as any
the rangers support you, for now
OP is back, it will take about an hour, with a few periodic visits, so when I get back Ouag update me on everything, okay?
>>28100063
Seal off the caves for now, keep this place under military control. Make a gate so we can explore the caves at a later date, maybe we could use some of the stuff in there. Get the news out to the public, of the dangers of this cave and it's dwellers, we don't want some curious bugger to free them. Once we've amassed a good skillful force ( that is expendable, they may not come out alive), we'll invade the caves, take live specimens for research, get the sociologists and figure out everything about this cave.also set some fail-safes, in case things get too hot to handle
>>28100138
Ja Herr Kommandant
>>28100129
Make the game so that we could play it and model how the nation would survive over time under actual r9kers
>>28100129
let us choose our job in the game
>>28100167
So, do we include city-managing elements into it, rather than making some adventure rpg model? That sounds appealing.
>>28100133
Thank you very much. A major part of our campaign is keeping our island clean and establishing national park zones. Any questions? Are there any other candidates for president who would like to join the race and debate me?
>>28100129
sounds great
>>28100088
I assume around 3 times the size of Tristan de Cuhna (or howerver its spelled)
>>28099832
Thank you so much.
>>28100082
Sure, as long as fembots keep their urges in check, I believe we can live together like a good Reich, but I still have memories of the Western world... Also what are you plans for the ecosystem of the island? I believe we should care about our social purity/well-being, and out environmental, physical well-being in the same regard, it is all important
>>28100129
Ohoh put der fuhrer in it, and me as well!
>>28100249
I take quite a few influences from /out/, and I believe the environment is very important. We should also be fairly physically fit. Of course our natural social order that will arise from our society will make sure fembots control their urges, although I have no problem with having sex. It's natural of course. I don't like the idea of a reich, but a strong national identity. Robots are too diverse to be under national socialism, but more of a free socialist-like society. Thank you.
>>28100247
Yah you seem cool, I'm >>28100016 and I don't think I have the skills to be a public political leader, you get my vote senpai
>>28100138
Methinks a McDonalds should be built for Tendies.
>>28100159
The Anarchists recieve word of your discovery and send emissaries to ally with the harpies. We gain access to their vast complex and start worshiping their turquoise Brd monolith, granting us magical powers. We start expanding westward, liberating the trips.
Candidates:
Ouag - 4 votes
Any other candidates?
Hark! General Bernard Eta (Call me B.Eta) reporting for service!
I suggest we form a proper Military for our fledgling nation! Those damn Anarchists in the south are a blight on us!
OP here, I'll be over soon I need to see my grandmother in the hospital. Please stay on this thread.
>>28100575
back* It made sense when I wrote it. Well, still, I'll be right there as soon as I get back home.
The robot tribe has made it to the darkwood mountains, were they have established an outpost. You are anon, the robot lord commander. You decide what buildings are built, and how our resources will be spent. But beware, for the mountains hide secrets. Treacherous paths filled with feminist enemies, occult feminist tribes and anarchist forces willing to stomp everything your robot tribe has strived for. Are you ready for the r9k island rpg?
>>28100508
Yah, nerds like >>28100402 are messing up the reason we came to this island.
Oh and do we have a REE salute or something? That would be cool
>>28100601
Wew it's looking nice, we need a robot island general thread, this looks way fun. Also maybe we can design unique characters so it isn't generic weeb-esque stuff
We should use our collective mana to open a portal to the demon world.
Then we start controlling the demons to assist in defense and labor.
This is General B. Eta.
I am pleased to announce the formation of the r9k Armed Forces! New recruits, come to the Army Base at the Capital for your standard rifle and for training!
Glory to the Robot!
Here is our official flag!
>>28100601
I'm ready for this
>>28099621
Laboratories where the few gifted autists and patricians among us can work in peace with access to resources that are illegal elsewhere (psychotropics, zero patent laws, human experimentation, etcetera), in return they favor the mediocre services we provide and fund the island since normies are unwilling to provide for their lifestyle and ideal society.
>>28097526
as the only alpha male on the island i would take up the mantle of leadership and lead you beta and omega faggots into building a settlement on the western side of the island. We will start by sending representatives to your shithole settlements, spreading word, that every one of you faggots that wants to work on creating a functioning, orderly society is welcome. Those that aren't are marked for summary infiltartion and execution during night-time.
Ranger report
Went to the Boipussi Settlement to check on them, seems like the guys there died of dysentery.
>>28100715
The Armed Forces of r9k staunchly oppose such an act of normie domination. We will fight for the freedom of the free!
>>28100620
No matter where you flee you will never be able to escape justice. All your sins will be brought to light and by BRD's glory you shall be judged, Because you wish to do evil, justice will spring up wherever you try and hide.
>>28097757
I can assure you I will eradicate theses sub-human trap faggots
>>28100760
Whos brd? And why are you dictating what's good and evil? That's not nice mister. I'm gonna go play in the playground with my robros now, you can join if you are going to be nice
>>28100665
Welcome to Darkwood outpost, general B. Eta. Your ability to lead and your steadfast mentality will help us take over the valley and secure our position here at the darkwood mountains.
General Bernard eta has been added to the game with the current available weeb tools.
>>28100742
Sucks, what can we loot from them? Maybe set the place up as a naval base, or as a museum to show the results of obsessing over such pleasures
>>28100760
>>28100793
these are the anarchist guy that ate magic mushrooms and now he believes he holds the secrets to meme magic
leave him be, he's harmless
Day 32
Things are not going well, half of us are starving cause we're all lazy fucks. someone let the chads out of their cages and now all the qts are blacked. I also think there is a spy among us. Personally I suspect wojak, I saw him sneak off earlier during the group feels session.
>>28100753
Seeing as how you guys lack the proper physical training and mental fortitude to oppose me and my enlightened brethren, your chosen course of action is foolhardy to say the least. Everyone is free to live among us,as long as they contribute something to society. We can offer you guys physical training, mental conditioning exercises, teach you about body hygiene and how to dress, and speak to women. Of course,it goes without saying that we will take over the women on the island, giving them a choice : earn their place in society by working and being fucking productive, or serve simply as breeders to carry our offspring.
>>28100805
Cool art skills, arent there non weeb tools? Like lisa on steam was made with rpg maker right? what about >>28100351 this tripand >>28100376 me plz I need a reason to live
>>28100849
>half of us are starving
Why, when we could increase the minimum wage.
>>28100858
The Armed Forces of r9k declare war upon the Normies! Eat our tendies!
We need our scientists to cure baldness, we can test some kind of preservative, combined with something that will bind it to the hair follicle and inject it into the blood stream that leads to the hair
>>28100849
Shut up you filthy fuck. We killed the blacks, you are a typical cuck
>>28100793
BRD is she who created life. She cares deeply for humans and is constantly fighting the forces of Evil. She represents all that is good. Feminism, The Fempire, and the Dildz. We are her mortal instruments and will eradicate the shitlords, for it has been foretold.
>>28100849
one of the slavegirls became wojak's oneitis, she manipulated him into releasing the qts who promptly released the Chads
we can't find wojak
>>28100858
these fine men and women have been given handguns, basic training and above all, will to separate from the normalfag society
>>28100835
nothing worthwhile to loot, unless you're into some weird kinks. We could set a naval base though. The location seems suitable.
>>28100882
Unfortunately, we don't have access to non-weeb creation tools.
Requesting name ideas for our resident captain of the builder guild.
>>28100858
But with ouag we are creating a functioning society, we came to this island to let you Chad's and your 80/20 societies be, and create something that we can work on, a functioning robot Society. If you have some good ideas we could integrate them. The lazyness and weebness might be a problem, how do you propose a fix?
http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/island+buy+isola-ravaiarina+italy+europe-mediterranean-sea/
We could actually do this.
LONG LIVE R9K
>>28100961
As a courtesy of the Armed Forces, we will begin giving Shit launchers to the common population to defend our way of life from these invaders!
>>28100974
Pic related, working on characters to fill Darkwood outpost with now. Will later on make some chads we can put in prison cells.
>>28100948
that's simple, he's hiding in my labor camp
a better question is, where are the chads?
>>281009082
You know, we could just move our settlement on the highest point of the map. 90% of you cucklords would die while attempting to climb the mountain to get to us. The remaining 10% would die when you actually reach us. I really don't think this is the best course of action for you. But have it your way.
>>28100974
Bob, bob the builder. Do it
>>28100883
Too late we killed bernie after the first day.
>>28100922
They were being used for labor, you filthy fuck
>>28100948
HUNT HIM DOWN
>>28101021
That's MV, right? How is it compared to VX Ace? I've been thinking about getting it.
>>28101042
Implying I don't take many ideas from the Vermont senator.
>>28100991
yee
>>28101042
Wojak has been announced a Criminal. Our Militias will patrol the island to find him and kill him. This includes the Anarchist Shitterholes.
>>28100985
Lazyness can be fixed with motivation. Most productive people get to fuck the hottest bitches, and live in the best houses. As more and more see the good life, they will get motivated to build more housing, produce more food, develop the settlement. It's the opposite of a vicious circle.
Moderate weebness can be tolerated.
Our society does not tolerate blacks and muslims however ( we only accept black weebs, they are funny somehow)
>>28101021
Cool, sucks that your tools are limited, maybe in the future we can get more artsy with this. It seems that everyone is having their own little stories right now, so we are going to have to settle on some cannon, like the things discussed eariler in the thread
>>28101094
Get some wagecucks to put up signs, the reward will be free entry to the slavegirls for a week
In an act of fanatical devotion the anarchists have created a giant stone vagina to worship. Belief in BRD has risen to the point where it has become the official religion, and 90% of men are now castrated when they enter. We have a small amount of prisoners we harvest semen from by putting things in their butt. Glory to BRD and peace be upon the fempire (pbuf).
>>28101107
im going to defect to these faggots. do i get to fuck bitches as long as i do my share of work?
Ranger report
Found one of the missing chads, gravely wounded by a wild cat in the forest. I'm bringing him to the clinic, maybe I can make him tell me where are the rest.
>>28101148
the alphas propose an alliance to the other rational settlements on the island. these shitters need some purging.
>>28101122
Yes. I'm busy mapping our settlement and filling it with characters. So far we have:
General Beta
Bob the builder
Anon the main character
Wojak the feelguy
Generic chad prisoner
Generic stacy prisoner
As for buildings: Food storage, the manor, and a building that's under construction.
>>28101174
dont bother. he has been given cyanide tendies to commit sudoku.
IMPORTANT
After a 20 hour skirmish outside the remains of the Boipussi settlement, Wojak was shot down. Observers noted his crying and shouting of the words "I CAN'T FEEL" after he was shot in the chest by our boys.
This has been the first successful engagement of the Armed Forces of r9k.
Have we secured our product management?
>>28101225
i propose that the official uniform of the r9k troops to become trenchcoat/fedora/fingerless gloves. katanas as standard issue weapons
>>28101163
access to the slavegirls for you, hardworking anon!
>>28101214
Definitely need a general store, and a powerplant that runs using riverpower
>>28101214
Add Jasper the Jew, every good colony needs a good financier amrite, Goy?
>>28101214
It feelsgoodman being a part of this, good to see I could help r9k with a little game by giving some ideas.
>>28101080
>>28101021
pleasee respond
Poster of 28100991 here. I see ouag has seen what could be the start of the r9k island, and I an very honored to have his approval. Also, I will now be known as property manager as poster name, and I would like to take such a role in ouag's administration
LONG LIVE R9K
After a long period of peace to regain strength, we launch another, far stronger raid on the slavehouse. We liberate 3/4th of the slaves who, after years of abuse, are more than happy to join the Matriarchy and purge pathetic male scum from this land.
>>28101239
Indeed so! Our Standard Issue weapon is a shitrifle (the ammunition is shit), so Katanas are only for militia.
>>28101230
saw some of those alpha chucklefucks sneaking around. you better be careful
>>28101225
Good to see our forces giving results General.
>>28101239
Punishment can be removal of katana >>28101288
NOTES
>>28101263
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
get out
remove
purge
cleanse
>>28101263
After hours of planning, a force of 200 Troops convenes to the north of the Anarchist Commune. We will rape the women and destroy the BRD.
REEE! Glory to r9k!
So with no other cadidates for president it looks like my path to the robo-house is secure.
>>28101320
We ask that our noble leader give the Armed Forces more funding so that we may purge our serene land of the normies and feminazis.
>>28101244
Excellent building ideas. Our current situation is as it stands:
>>28101316
BEGIN PURGING THE HERETICS
>>28101320
No complaints here pres
so the Alpha Republic launches a raid on those weird rock vagina worshiping faggots. they catch them unawares, in the process of mutilating their own dicks. they club some of them to death, and deface their shitty stone altar by drawing dicks on it.
>>28101214
I would love to make a trip just for this, but I'm on mobile and don't know how, I was the guy having a convo with ouag. I don't care for any big role like his, I just want to see r9k prosper, and I'm willing to input my ideas, like a wierd assistant to everyone. >>28098884
>>28101355
IS RPGMAKER MV SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THAN VX ACE OR NOT FAGGOT
>>28101254
Yes it is RPG maker MV brother. Sorry, I was busy making some characters. It's.... good, but 70 dollaridoos is bullshit. Go to /rpgmg/ and pirate it, get a feel for it, and maybe buy it if you like how things are done. It's pretty much VX but better.
>>28101320
Hold it right there faglord. Chad Thundercock is also running for president.
>>28101394
Oh, thank you. Sorry for getting angry.
"CHARGE! REEEE!"
General B. Eta screams. The line of 200 troops begins running into the Anarchist hovels, killing the Feminazis with their steel fedoras, their rifles, and their mass weight.
The Statue of the BRD is destroyed, and the Matriarchy cannot stand the charge of 200 trained and professional soldiers.
After a long fight, we are pleased to report that 90% of the womyn living in the south of the island have been raped.
Glory to r9k!
>>28101339
tracked the 4 missing chads to the abandoned hut on the westernmost shore. I could take them all down right now or I could wait for reinforcements and capture them. What should I do gen?
>>28101239
What will be going on the troopers' legs? Also footwear
>>28101443
The skin of the womyn killed in the epic raid on the Anarchist Matriarchy.
>>28101419
DOWN WITH THE WHORES
I am announcing my running for VP under Ouag
>>28101355
Should we also have sectors? Like urban sprawl, then rual natureland (no suburbs, that's bad for the environment I heard), then maybe multiple villages like the main capital, then the military on the mountain, and the Andrew Ryan people (but with some socialist benifits since we are all under the flag of r9k) each "village biome" should have some slight social differences, but still have the main core of robotics. Also what environmental biomes should we have?
>>28101412
It's all cool senpai.
Wojak the feelguy has been added to the game! He makes for a valuable asset in the battle against feminist harpies, but will he succumb to the plea of the prisoner stacies? Will he fall for his oneitis and end up freeing the chads? Find out playing r9k: the island rpg
>>28101432
uh oh. we can't have these beta fags snooping around our super secret underground base built under this unsuspecting abandoned hut.
8 of the biggest brodudes, are sent to capture the weird fedora/trenchcoat wearing guy, that thought his garments would provide good camouflage on a beach.
>>28101465
As part of the standard uniform? Do we have enough skins to do that? Also FOOTWEAR
>>28101443
steel toed hot topic boots. or generic dirty low top sneakers.
Kill everyone on the island including myself. I am a robot and our "culture" sickens me. We could've made an utopia but, instead we meme'd it to death.
>>28101517
No, our standard uniform is-
Steel Fedoras
Trenchcoat
Shitrifle
I proposed the skin for footwear.
>>28101533
Sounds like a heretic.
>>28098746
>youtube link in a png
lol
