>play game that has a bugtracker
>keep making up bugs and submit them
>they sound so plausible the devs dont know what do to
>use nightly build version of web browser
>it crashes
>don't submit crash report
>>28096128
i used to do this on Dayz until i realized the devs didnt care about bugs.
>Be rude to server at restaurant
>Don't tip
>>28096128
>go away so you cant use 4chan for 2 days
>post something that gets you banned for a day
>call friend a bitch because he's having a bipolar episode
>'anon, can't you empathize?'
>"no."
>I actually can empathize and have bipolar also
>Super glue postboxes
>Watch as postcucks wonder what to do
>Half the time they aren't in the house
>Watch as the struggle to jimmy it open
>mom kicks me out of the house because I spend too much time in my room
>wander over to the gas station and lock myself in the only stall for 6 hours as I play my 3DS
>listen with glee as everyone who needs to shit curses under their breath when they find out the stall is occupied
>buying tendies at walmart
>wagie scans tendybox
>doesn't beep
>chuckle and ask if that means it's free