There's a NEET /r9k/ girl out there right now who wishes she could date you
Go out and TAKE HER
And where is this elusive neet /r9k/ girl?
>>28094931
Why would I want to date a NEET girl? There's lots of better options out there.
Stop implying shit that doesn't exist.
I already dated a NEET and it was shit.
Women are already losers so a female NEET is the lowest of the low.
>>28094931
Why would I want to date her?
>pick a fat, smelly loser girl over a qt successful girl
How low would a guy have to be to do that?
There's a couple of neet /r9k/ girls but none of them want to date.
They're also normies with lots of irl male friends.
can I keep a NEET girl in my apartment? I work full time, would she get lonely while I was away?
Where do I find this NEET girl? (Any NEET girls here in the Netherlands?)
>>28095033
She wouldn't get lonely anon. She wouldn't get lonely ever.You know why.
I dont think r9k girls are waifu material
>>28095061
is it because grills can't be lonely?
>>28094931
how many doors do I have to kick down to find her without going to jail?
>>28095086
Yeah but I was referring to the reason behind that.She'll have guys over while you're out working. In your bed. She won't feel bad about it. She'll regret it when you find out but she'll only be sad that she was found out and won't get a free place to live anymore.
>>28094931
I want NEET love.
>>28094983
>Wanting an employed girl that will get fucked by Office Chad every time she goes to work
If you thought Highschool Chad or College Chad was bad then you haven't seen anything yet.
>>28095190
you don't think the free place to live will be enough of a reason to remain faithful, especially for a NEET who otherwise wouldn't be able to pay for her own expenses?
>>28094931
I'm trying right now, but its a slow process.
>>28095198
>I want NEET love.
NEET love is the purest form of love. It's the only way to be certain that someone likes you for who you are, not because of social status or money or similar.
I want a girlfriend who has given up on life and just wants a person to be with, without all of the normieness that is usually necessary for it.
>>28094931
>who wishes she could date you
not a chance
>>28095212
I am the Office Chad, moron.
>>28094931
No there isn't. Nobody but me knows that I exist.
If they did know I existed then they wouldn't desire me.
>>28095220
She'll think she can get away with it.
>>28095294
Because /r9k/ is clearly an expert on relationships. That's like asking a brain surgeon to be an expert on horse anatomy.
>be a NEET girl
>recorded this for /r9k/ a few weeks ago but I was too nervous and embarrassed to post it
>posting it now
please kill me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmyIfU22oQ
>>28095350
no, it's like asking a worthless shut-in to be an expert on horse anatomy.
>>28095378
Hey, honey. Hey.
Please be my gf.
>>28095378
You sound pretty fat.
>>28095378
>tfw no tiny qt fembot to protect
>>28095378
Gayest fucking thing I've ever heard
Try using a normal voice
>>28095378
Guess who you fucking sound like.
>>28095378
There's nothing to be scared of, anon, everything will be okay.
>>28095378
I honestly couldn't listen for more than 30 seconds, I was cringing so hard.
>>28095378
You sound mexican and fat.
>>28095378
>waking me up in the middle of the night to ask me if I really think you're attractive
>"my stupid brain"
>"maybe you don't really love me you don't really mean it"
>"i dont want you to leave *whimper*"
Whoever requested this was a fool because no one who's actually been in a relationship with this kind of person would in no way find this appealing.
My dick is literally retreating inside my body.
>>28095378
I've been on the internet so long I honestly can't believe that a feminine voice is actually a woman and not a homosexual gay tripfaggot using a voice changer. Literally I've talked with hormone transexuals with more feminine voices than some "women" I've heard.
Does anyone else have this problem?
>>28095378
Reeeeeeee women can't be robots. Or something.
>>28095503
Well with this one it's pretty easy to think it might be a man pretending.
No offence, chubster >>28095378
>>28095508
Hahaha Le Epic reddit humor in hopes of getting attention. Or Something. XDDDDDDDd yeah right faglord kill yourself
>>28095378
>this stuff
Thanks anon. It's really good. I can't comment on the voice/quality obviously because I'm a desperate NEET loser who thinks any female closeness is a godsend but it's really good. It felt like the worries were gone if just for a little while.
>>28095378
>some girl actually gushed for 7 minutes over the chad she has no nerve to talk to over /r9k/
captcha appropriate, columbine st
>>28094931
If there is then she is def not in my country
>>28095492
>no one who's actually been in a relationship with this kind of person would in no way find this appealing.
That's what most fantasies are like.
Personally I have absolutely 0 experiences with girls and I picture being with someone that's dependent on me to be extremely satisfying. I just want to be loved. And someone being dependent on you is something I could confuse with love.
So that's the rationale. I don't think this while listening of course.. Then again "my stupid brain". Makes me consider if she's pretending to be mentally retarded. Which would be quite thedealbreaker.
Of course a situation where she had confidence that I love her is better. If I do love her.
Time for bf applications? I'll post mine
>23
>software dev
>blonde hair blue eyes
>5'8
>relaxed and logical demeanor
>super affectionate, love cuddling
>big mtg collection, willing to teach and take you out to FNM
If you live east of the mississippi, i can drive you over here to be my gf.
>>28095220
hahaha, just look at eggman to see how that all worked out
>>28095700
>willing to teach and take you out to FNM
Dream date. I'm a dude though.
>>28095190
Too much cuck porn anon. I know it turns you on but not us.
I want a woman who's strong willed and graceful.
NEET girls tend to be weak and terrible at heart.
Chad has finally dropped his mask. Despite all of our attempts at negotiating a compromise, he now freely admits that he had no interest in a compromise. He wanted war! Today he freely admits that it would have been possible to arrive at an understanding and allowed a few NEET girls to go to us, but he did not want that! He wanted war!
We held out our hand in friendship to him, but he refused it! He then cried out, "No reconciliation! No understanding! Only war!"
Well, Chad... NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR WAR!
>>28095702
didn't he get a gf?
>>28095378
Sounds like a NON-WHITE to me
>>28094931
I dated her.
I somewhat regret it.
>>28095700
>24
>Lazy Journalism student, probably ain't gonna get a job, but I do radio stuff and it's fun
>dark brown hair, brown eyes, white and durka durka terrorist mixed.
>5"9
>I'm lazy. I'm playing video games. I'm writing stuff.
>Date? I'm lazy, remember. We'll order take-away and watch some stuff on Netfli... Oh wait, I'm suppose to be a robot. Watch some stuff on legally-acquired website that cost no money.
>I'm not totally lazy, I can cook and do shopping... and visit conventions.
>From England, where we have sharia law and Cameron likes fucking us over constantly.
Hire me for the perfect, but lazy, BF.
>>28095972
PS: Open to offers from both genders, cause I like to swing both ways. What can I say, I'm greedy?
>>28095378
>Chad will try to take this girl away from us
With gun in hand, WE WILL CRUSH CHAD!
MAKE A STAND AGAINST CHAD!
MAKE A STAND WITH BULLETS AND GUNS!
MAke A STAND IN GOD'S NAME!
YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAND THESE NEET GIRLS TO CHAD!
THESE ARE OUR WOMEN! THESE ARE THE PROMISED WOMEN!
Some might say that I speak to Chad in threatening language. YES! I speak in the clearest language: HANDS OFF THE NEET WOMEN!
>>28095858
>>28096014
>signing up for interpol tracking
Why. Why do this?
>>28095378
I'm not sure what to make of this, anon. My initial reaction was to listen very closely in the hope that I would recognize you as a girl that I like from here. But then I realized that this whole recording is a lie you made to entertain. It shakes my faith in ever having an honest emotional connection with a girl.
Good acting though. You sucked me in.
>>28095972
You seem insufferable. Better warm up your QI tier snark to reply.
-a fellow 'countryman'.
>>28095220
Don't be a fucking retard, now. You genuinely think having a free place to live has stopped EVERY girl in existence from cheating on their boyfriend?
You deserve to be cucked.
I'd want to date a NEET robot because I feel like we could be pathetically comfy together but the guys here are so vindictive and angry it scares me and I'd never be able to trust them
I feel safer just not talking to anyone ever, even though it gets pretty lonely
Good luck to other NEET girls who try to meet someone here though, hopefully he won't fuck you over or vice versa
>>28094931
I don't want a fuckin neet, I need a qt with a jobbie so we can rent a place and I can escape my parents house.
Besides, neets are losers.
No, there really isn't.
At least not any on the same continent as me
>>28095378
damn, i am convincing myself that you are her. and you are either too malicious or too shy to tell me otherwise.
please kill me too, anon. or post more vocaroos or somethign that will let me know if you are the girl i like or not. because i wont sleep, worrying about it and i need to sleep
>>28096084
We're cunts though. We are all insufferable.
-a fellow 'countryman'.
>>28096099
I know you can't believe me because I'm just another anon, but I've never been vindictive to a woman. Sucks that it's a such a roll of the dice for the femanons.
>>28096143
Speak for yourself you toff.
>>28096179
Right now, you're insufferable. Just embrace it.
>>28094931
>talk to 3 neet girls from r9k
>1 removes me because i basically stopped talking to her because i'm a jerk who didn't think of her feelings
>1 probably thinks I'm a massive pleb and rarely talks to me
>1 blocks me because I got too clingy like a fuckin moron
i don't think i was an outright jerk either, i always tried to be polite and such but my social retardation sometimes blindsided me
they were all pretty cute and fun to talk to, wish I wasn't such a piece of shit
>>28096132
i'm paying to live in an apartment alone, and i still have a decent amount of spare money after my bills are paid. It's not much leftover, but I'm tryharding at my job to start climbing the ladder.
>>28095700
>>28094931
>NEET
>out
Are you really sure, buddy ?
>>28096099
>but the guys here are so vindictive and angry it scares me
It's like /pol/. They judge groups not individuals generally.
But yeah with all the vitriol I'd probably be scared too.
>she's an asexual tumblrina Sanders voter
just
>>28094931
Anon, the problem with NEET girls is that they, like us, very much try to avoid confrontation, social interaction or anything like that. However, unlike other girls, these girls doesn't bother with makeup or (most) hygiene products. We're talking about girls who want as little social interaction as you do. Sure, there might be a few (maybe a lot, who knows?) NEET girls who want to date you, but like every other NEET, they sure as hell don't want to put any effort into putting themselves out there.
Oh yeah, and they're usually <3/10
I'm a Englishman. I'm a NEET from South-East London. My father was called George. He was also a NEET. His father, another NEET, was called George too. And his father, my great-grandfather, was also a NEET. He was called Edward.
These three generations of my family were NEETs. My great-grandfather had eleven brothers and sisters. I don't know exactly how many of his generation were NEETs. I've so far tracked over two-hundred of them.
I stand here, in front of you, as a representative of all of them. And I ask in their name the great question: What do the normies know of NEETs, that only NEETs know? Or, what can my family, who come from NEETs, who live as NEETs, who know only being NEETs, know of NEETs that only NEETs could know?
Do I hate normies? No. Do I want to murder all normies? No. So what then is my gripe?
My gripe, and I speak on behalf of generations of NEETs. my gripe is quite simple.
My gripe is that we were never asked. My gripe is that we were TOLD, not asked, and everyday we are told again and again who the NEET women will date and who the NEET women will be married to. We are told by them, and we know who they are, they're the normies! They are the class that has always set themselves apart, they are the class that has always taken what they wanted for themselves, and now they are the class that is taking our NEET women away!
They have never asked us, and they never will!
Is it time for us NEETs to rise again?
I say yes.
>>28096353
It's actually interesting, people argue about how girls and women can't be loners but it's a two way street. There's no relationship if she doesn't reciprocate, if she avoids that stuff like we do obviously it wouldn't happen. Many anons here could probably get a gf it's just that they aren't that interested for whatever reason.
>>28095700
>5,8
I'll pass
Original
>>28096421
a fembot who woulnt date a 5'8 is actually just a failed stacy
>>28096175
It's just so intimidating to speak to any of you guys because of how much most of you seem to hate the everloving shit out of women. I'd feel like you'd only be talking to me to get a picture of me to post it all over r9k saying horrible things just to get back at all the cruel women you've encountered in your life. But trust me, you're not missing out on much with me, I'm not very interesting.
If it's any conciliation though, I hope you meet your qt NEET gf some day anon.<3
>>28096403
Yeah, but the main problem lies in
A: the attractiveness
B: the social skills
C: mutual hobbies
>6'5"
>aryan (blond, blue eyes, etc.)
>athletic
>200lbs
>studying biotechnical engineering
>fucking sperg
and that last attribute is pretty much barring me from trying anything the likes of female interaction. I mean, yes, i can talk to women, as in literally make friends with women, but as soon as i try anything beyond that, i sperg the fuck out.
do neet girls shave their legs? or are they fembaccas?
I'll post a short greentext bio, contact me if you are interested femanons.
>19yo straight male, polyamorous
>Very interested in politics, anarcho-syndicalist
>Athiest
>Want to live broke but free, traveling the wolrd and squatting or just trying to make the best in an innawoods settlement
>Love the humanities, will write a few books for sure, probably atleast a political manifesto and an existentialist novella
>Looking for a qt that loves to share feels and provide me with emotional support
>>28096473
post it on /soc/ then, ya silly goose
Why do we resist the normie plans for us? Why do we refuse to go quietly, the way the normies want us to? Wouldn't it be so much easier just not to struggle, just to relax and let them push NEETs into oblivion?
Yes, but you know, that's the trouble with us NEETs. We always have struggled. We always have resisted normie domination. NEETs are a group of conquerors, of inventors, of builders, not slaves or pencil pushers. We always have fought for a better future, instead of just slaving away and letting other people tell us what was good for us. A very troublesome trait, this determination to be masters of our own destiny, this determination to live in accord with our innate values instead of someone else's, this determination to hang onto our NEET traditions and our NEET life-style and to do things our way. This troublesome trait of ours is really a big obstacle to the Chads of the world, who want us just to submit and not struggle while they force us to become normies.
So why do we not want to become normies? Why do we insist on remaining NEETs? Why do we insist on remaining a group of conquerors, inventors, and builders; a group of explorers; a group of poets, philosophers, and dreamers; proud NEETs, independent NEETs, NEETs with our own traditions, instead of the agreeable, coffee-addicted workaholics those nice Chads in the media and those nice normies in politics want us to be? And I guess that the best answer to that question is that that's just the way we are. That's our God-given nature, and we want to keep it. In fact, we are determined to keep it, and by God, WE'LL SEND ALL OF THOSE NORMIES WHO TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM US STRAIGHT TO HELL!
>>28095378
Holyshit you sound just like my friend Christina
>>28096486
>shave legs
How do you even care about that? I don't get it.
>>28096509
Not normie enough to ever be comfortable with doing that, sorry
>>28096528
Not that anon but EW dude
>>28096528
hairy girl legs are gross
i don't really care about hair anywhere else, i like bush, but hair leg is fucking nasty
>>28096226
I'm not in a city and property prices are fucked here.
I can give mom like a fifth of my paycheck and eat for free or I can rent alone and have zero savings after car, utils and food.
Moving out makes no sense rn when I can save half my check a month. And I hate that.
>>28096548
>dude
Yeah so I should shave my legs too?
I don't get the problem. People have hair. I've never touched a woman obviously so I don't get it.
>>28096555
Trips confirm it I guess.
>>28096486
I keep clean-shaved at all times because I like to feel tidy
Dunno about other fembots though
>>28096512
why are neets so aggressive and masculine lately?
>>28096573
do you trim your bush or let the forest grow?
>>28096576
>aggressive and masculine
Good separation.
>why
Because it's springtime and there's a lot of extra frustration.
>>28096573
STOP SHAVING
THAT'S FOR NORMIES
>>28096588
Shaved at all times
>>28096602
I get anxiety when everything's not tidy
>>28096602
>>28096588
Goddamnit you fucking faggots
>>28096473
Fembot what about someone who isn't a robot?
>>28096595
>Because it's springtime and there's a lot of extra frustration.
do neets go wild when it starts to get hot?
>>28096638
>Fembot what about someone who isn't a robot?
GET OUT
GET OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
SHE'S OURS
>>28096637
>>28096573
be my clean shaven fembot gf
>>28096646
>neets
More like mammals.
>>28096637
>Shaved at all times
disgusting. full bush is the only correct answer
>>28096638
Normies scare the fuck out of me, sorry
>>28096669
>A hot summer is coming
>The blacks are getting angry
>The NEETs are getting angry
>The Trump people are getting angry
>The Bernie people are getting angry
>The Europeans are getting angry
>The Muslims are getting angry
IT'S GOING TO BE WILD
>>28096293
>shes a lesbian
>tumblr culture, so much happier online with her internet friends but literally me in real life
fuck
>>28095378
ok so i'm sorry i said it was a lie. i just want to know if you are the girl i know and i cant tell by comparing your vocaroos. please help me out
>>28096666
I'm sorry brobot. I'm a cyborg.
>>28096697
Don't call me a fucking normie. But I understand. That's okay.
>>28096697
Everyone compliment her for her ingroup loyalty to NEET males. We have to reinforce and encourage this kind of thing
>>28096638
GET OUT!
>>28096646
>>28096712
Well to be clear. This is a breeding thing. Neets are just excluded from venting.
>>28096730
>dude le cyborg XD
Shut the fuck up normalfag
tfw no neet gf and all we do is lay in bed all day cuddling and then die of dehydration in 3 days due to excessive cuddling
>>28096743
>>28096755
And you fags had to go and push it. Now I'm staying just to steal contact info from you. I hope you're happy
>>28096730
Sorry, cyborgs(?) scare me too. People in general scare me. But I'd only be slightly comfortable with someone as pathetic as me, and that'd only be if I was 1000% sure he wasn't out to gain my trust and then try to get me to kill myself for the justice of his scorned brethren.
>>28096745
>NEETs have been excluded from venting for years
>Whites who care about not being allowed to have a place in identity politics (trump people) have been excluded from venting for years
>Europeans have been excluding from venting for years
WATCH OUT NORMIES, BERNIE PEOPLE, BLACKS, AND MUSLIMS
THE BETA UPRISING IS HERE
>>28096817
>But I'd only be slightly comfortable with someone as pathetic as me
please give contact
>>28095212
>Office Chad
kekd
>>28096817
Idk why I put a question mark after cyborg, I missed you already identifying yourself as one. Haven't slept in a while. Fucked up sleep schedule.
>>28096730
>Don't call me a fucking normie
Code for
>I'm an artsy fartsy who has such an narcesitic obsession with myself I can, despite cognitive dissonance pretend I'm in two polar opposites because I consider the 'benefits' of both groups to be attractive enough.
Alternatively it's just lies.
I hate you morons. You don't think anyone can see this?
>>28096781
>cuddling
I don't even know what this means if it means you'd die from extra fluid loss.
>>28096817
>But I'd only be slightly comfortable with someone as pathetic as me
I love you
>>28094931
Since you are so smart OP
Where do you expect me to find one in a white trash redneck normie town?
desu i dont even mind an LDR
as long as its within driving distance
KNOW THE NORMIES SO THAT YOU MAY IDENTIFY THEM
BEWARE THE NORMIES
>>28096817
I completely understand that's fine fembot, you've gotten every right to feel that way. I just enjoy talking to introverted girls, their perspectives on everything interests me idk why
>>28096857
You seriously couldn't be more wrong anon. You went in the completely opposite direction. Good job trying though faggot
>>28096842
And I need more nocturnal friends as well! Femanon you're missing an opportunity, but not really desu.
>>28096014
if chad wants a a tumor of the part that is the cancer of r9k, he can have. its not he takes this from us, it would force him this shit on if i could.
a retarded attentionwhore is no loss.
>>28096473
What if the person doesn't hate women, and is just a little bit bitter against them. but respects them if they are good people and knows not all of them are shit.
im more of a cyborg and ive almost dated qts here but i know all of them get hit on NONSTOP so i don't really make any effort to talk to chicks here desu.
i could date someone IRL but, they are all shit.
and for the most part isn't redpilled or racist
but hates SJWs and roasties still, but also hates neckbearded wizzards. and for the most part just hangs out here
>>28095350
https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/comments/3mydvq/women_how_many_of_you_have_pretty_decent_husbands/
Maybe we know this because women their self tell us.
>>28094931
>There's a NEET /r9k/ girl out there right now who wishes she could date you
No there isn't. I've seen these "NEET girls" that pretend to be so shy and cute but even they are only hunting for Chad cock (even though they usually just settle for a well off "nerdy" beta). And they till have income requirements for their bfs, don't think you'll get to NEET it up with them. I've actually witnessed this several times on my own, stop acting like women experience the same problems we do. They are constantly bombarded with offers everywhere they go on the internet or irl.
>>28097016
I just want a qt, soft personalitied lazy
cyborg/robot gf man
IRL women are just loud and catty and i cant find myself attracted to them even at all
i bet neet girls have stinky breath
how bad is your breath right now neet girls
If you robots stop generalizing every single woman on earth with the very few you've interacted with this year maybe the delusions would go away.
It's like none of you have a single female in your family at least
>>28097076
I have plenty in my family and they're all horrible
>>28096564
or you can have an employed robot bf, help around his apartment, and eat for free. Housing prices in my town are the lowest in the state.
>>28097076
all the women in my family are either batshit insane or whore stacies. my cousin has a fucking half black kid from a black guy who is currently in jail...
>>28094931
Because I'm not attractive enough even for a NEET.
What do I need to do and change?
>>28096832
Btw I don't know if you're still here, but I don't want you to feel like I'm ignoring you and in turn you post angrily in another thread that fembots get a million responses and then just ignore everyone but I'm honestly scared that you're either out to get me or that I won't make you happy, I'm sorry. I know that "fembots" have it a lot easier than robots.. I'm sorry for that too
>>28097132
if you lost some weight and styled that hair you'd look kind of like brian wilson
>>28097090
I have plenty horrible ones in my family to anon. For every whore Stacy ignorant female there's a retarded tool behind her
>>28097121
Racism really solves nothing anon. The amount of melanin in your skin shouldn't determine everyone's judgement on you. But that nigger is definitely a nigger I'm sorry
>>28097147
What a queerlord
>>28097132
You're really not unattractive anon
>>28097174
I'm in a mood, sorry
>>28094931
But I'm black and NEET myself.
Women can't be robots. Neither can most white males, for that matter.
IF YOU ARE WHITE AND NOT LITERALLY DEFORMED YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT.
>>28097147
pls give me a chance fem
>>28097215
Don't apologize anon I understand sorry for being a douchebag.
>>28097132
Lose some weight and go to /soc/ fatass
>>28097132
Lose weight. Let's see that hidden Chad.
>>28094931
>ywn wash the hair of a stinky ana neet gf
>>28097132
Good enough already. Fuck them
>>28097132
>get a haircut
>lose weight
you have potential, anon.
>>28097118
Thx for the offer senpai but no homo.
Also the states suck I'm never leaving England.
Except maybe to go to school for cheap in Ireland or west Europe.
>24 year old white Canadian
>employed engineer
>Want a stay at home gf
>Will pay for everything you need to be happy
>Willing to watch you bring home black men that will fuck you like I never could
>Willing to raise another man's child
Please love me.
>>28097132
Looking pretty cucky tbqh, lad.
>>28097016
>>28097016
You should take those chances with those qts then anon what are you doing.. You're short changing yourself right now
>tfw I'm a shut-in NEET, I look like a homeless person, and I'll never get a qtpie NEET gf
>>28097425
shave the beard and keep the mustache
>>28097425
I WANT A FUCKING BEARD LIKE THAT FUCK YOU CHAD FUCK STICK
>>28097425
>even the fucking Chads are shut ins now
what has happened to our society?
>>28097425
Fuck you bro I'm the Chad in this thread and you just one upped me with that goddamn badass beard. I'm totes mad gelatin x10+1
>>28094931
>implying they're relationship material
>implying I'm relationship material
We're all here for a reason.
>>28097407
>cucky
Does a beard help?
>I look like a cuck
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP SEMPAI
>tfw loser KV NEET girl living in a poor shithole in Europe
At least I'm not dirty and/or hairy.
>>28095378
This is the most autistic thing I've ever heard. Holy fuck, you're inaudible and you keep rambling weird, teenage, animu-inspired drivel. You also have a shit voice.
End yourself already
>>28097590
be my gf to give a greencard to pls
>>28097590
be my slavic gf immediately
>>28095378
Holy shit the cringe. You obviously have no experience acting like that.
>>28097590
I'll literally do anything to make you my gf.
>>28097590
You could always attempt to convince me to love you so I can pay for your ticket here. If shit goes south then you can always go back.
>>28097361
That ain't love, that's just another kind of hate.
>>28097590
I care less about you than that cool scenery. Take me there sometime. I can take your virginity away from you while we gaze out into the starry, snowy sky, surrounded by wilderness.
>>28097590
skype is robot9k pls add
>>28094931
>NEET /r9k/ girl
Stop kidding yourself. This doesnt exist.
Thats like saying "Theres dodo birds out in austrailia right now who wish to be in your stomach. Go out and hunt them"
>>28097590
What country is that? Romania? That's probably the poorest shithole around here
>>28097590
you live in Narnia! i'd like to live there
>>28097587
S-Sargon?
>>28097794
Back to re ddit buddy
>>28097803
I get called him or that video game youtuber from the Gamer Grumps or whatever it's called.
Don't know if that's good or bad.
>>28097590
My email is [email protected], if any of you wants to talk you can message me.
>>28097614
>>28097620
>>28097658
>>28097667
>>28097694
>>28097791
No, but it's somewhat close.
>>28097590
>At least I'm not dirty and/or hairy.
What's wrong with you, then?
>>28097748
They exist, they're just too scared to talk to you guys because you're assholes.
The NEET "fembots" who give out their info to everyone are just normie attention whore roasties collecting orbiters.
The truth is, you'll never actually catch a true fembot because they most likely have severe anxiety and avoidant personality disorder.
>>28097911
Open invitations scare me.
>>28097958
Social ineptitude, no one (around here at least) wants to hire a sperg.
>>28098123
Yeah, especially if we don't know if she's legit. Not taking that bait.
>>28097911
how do you message someone with this gmail stuff? do you just send a normal email?
>>28097911
mail sent tbqh
>>28098156
she is legit
>>28098156
Me neither anon. That just doesn't make sense
>>28098223
she never replied to me ;_:
>>28097911
Nice never forGET
>>28098223
How the hell do you know?
>>28098295
>How the hell do you know?
spoken to her before
>>28097911
Would you accept images of my BBC? I am ready and willing to send.
>>28096495
Pls notice me femanons
>>28098312
Oh well excuse my rashness.
So you spotted her email eh? And why don't you still converse with this ''fembot" anymore anon?
>>28098312
>>28098378
Because I don't believe you one bit.
>>28098020
>they most likely have severe anxiety and avoidant personality disorder
Probably so. Can two such people even have a relationship anyway? They would understand each other, certainly, and hopefully be very patient with one another. I suppose that would be their best chance at having a relationship.
>>28095378
thank you for sharing that, anon.
>>28098378
>And why don't you still converse with this ''fembot" anymore anon?
i dont remember, she rejected me over something dumb but i dont remember what it was
>>28098370
You're a piece of trash that should be killed
>>28098420
I said femanons not underage stormfaggots
>>28098370
Polyamory is guaranteed to turn off any one of the already very few people that may be willing to overlook begging for (You)
>>28098419
Well fuck sorry again for not believing you.
Surprised you don't make another email and try your chances again.
Sorry again anon you're making me feel like an asshole. She doesn't seem like she'd reject much
>>28098452
>he wants to cuck himself to an exploitive 1v1 relationship
enjoy your suffering
>>28098432
You'll never get anyone to love you cuck
>>28098485
I'm not talking about myself, I'm saying that you're an idiot that doesn't realize that no woman on here is going to be into sharing partners at their expense, which is extremely obvious from the chart threads. And if you're talking about an "open" relationship then you really don't have any business calling others cucks, not that you used it correctly to begin with.
>>28098412
It seems like it could be a sweet, gentle, careful relationship. Maybe I'm over-romanticizing it, but it could be really nice.
>>28098556
sharing partners comes at nobody's expense unless it is in a retarded closed relationship.
Similarly, cucking is something that only happens in closed relationships.
>>28098601
>those mental gymnastics
it was worth writing those posts
>>28095294
If she was that confident to cheat on someone they wouldn't be a R9K neet in the first place.
How do you get a lot of /r9k/ girl emails?
I know it's all a numbers game and if you talk to enough girls then eventually you might have some success, but how do you find the emails in the first place? Do /r9k/ girls go to /soc/? I thought that was just filled with degenerate normies that fuck each other.
>>28097590
Do Slav women squat as well?
What's the best looking track suit you own?
>>28098724
You'll find women on /soc/ but it's worse than high school over there. All the women follow the Chad's and what's worse is that it literally is a place where they post contact info specifically to meet n' fuck.
>>28098460
no point, she'd probably figure it out anyway
>>28098729
I'm a South Slav, only ex-Soviets do the squatting thing.
>>28095378
This is some next level autistic roleplay senpai. Kek at all the replies
>>28094931
Are there any NEET males I could date? >tfw gay and alone
>>28098794
Why don't I beleive you still though anon? How was she? Can you elaborate pls?
>>28098561
It could be. At least, I'd like to hope so. Having someone in your life who understands you and cares about you matters more than anything to me. So... I guess this is the part where I ask whether you're a fembot and you want to take a chance on getting to know each other. And also hope that I didn't take way too long to reply and you haven't disappeared from this thread, never to be seen again. But just in case the stars have aligned: my throwaway 4chan email is liquorish at tfwno dot gf
>>28096135
omfg SUC K MY COCK VYROOOO!!!
