Shouldn't have left home

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Shouldn't have left home 2016-04-24 14:31:52 Post No. 28092865
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Shouldn't have left home Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:31:52 Post No. 28092865 [Report]

I'm retarded
>Work front desk at a hotel
>It requires me to be moderately social
>It's a challenge, but I can do school work
>Have a number of usual guests
>One of them is a qt3.14
>Really smooth features
>No boobs
>Freckled
>Makes her look young and I like that
>She's an insomniac so she's up while I'm on audit
>We get pretty close[or so I thought]
>After a 4 month stay her job is complete
>I decide I have to tell her how I feel
>Do so in the most autistic way imaginable
>She comes to the counter
>"Hey Anon, looks like I'm all done here. Can you check me out?"
>I pause and then look her up and down
>You look beautiful to me
>She glares at me
>I-uh-I-I just meant
>spaghetti everywhere
>she asks to see the manager
>I tell her he's not in yet
>She says she's going back to her room until he gets in because she's uncomfortable
>Manager fired me for sexually harassing a guest
>TFW you misread someone you thought understood you
>TFW should've never tried to be more than NEET

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:34:34 Post No.28092909
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:34:34 Post No.28092909 [Report]

you do know you were meant to kill her before your manager got in so you could keep your job.

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:41:40 Post No.28093042
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:41:40 Post No.28093042 [Report]

I had a master key. I considered going up there and explaining myslef, but she had the security lock engaged

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:46:36 Post No.28093143
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 14:46:36 Post No.28093143 [Report]

next port of call should have been to frame her for a theft or something similar to discredit her

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:11:59 Post No.28093546
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:11:59 Post No.28093546 [Report]

I don't get that. What is the deal with women not being able to take a damn compliment? Then all of them say chivalry is dead, when in reality anytime someone is a gentleman they freak out and think they're weird.

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:38:36 Post No.28093948
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>>28092865
>>Really smooth features
>>No boobs
>>Freckled

Originality enn sheet

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:43:57 Post No.28094029
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:43:57 Post No.28094029 [Report]

I work at a gym and I almost did what you did, OP.
I realized that if I told her, I would lose my jobbie job before I sperged out though

$ > woman

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:46:51 Post No.28094063
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 15:46:51 Post No.28094063 [Report]

>>28092865
>>We get pretty close[or so I thought]
please elaborate. did she smiled at you when you handed her keys from apartment or something like that?

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 16:22:18 Post No.28094576
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 16:22:18 Post No.28094576 [Report]

>>28094063
We talked about just a bunch of small things that seemed beyond custome/desk clerk talk. She also kept track of my schedule. I guess I just completely misread the situation. Or she wanted a free stay. I dont know if she got that cuz I was terminated.