Is your mom objectively attractive?
How does that make you feel?
>>28092524
No, she's like a 5/10.
I could've been pretty if it weren't for her shit genes. ;_;
no. she's fat and in her 60s.
not anymore but she was once upon a time.
I wont lie I had a... strange childhood. I got her to show me her boobs once. I felt really fucking weird after that.
what the fuck i bought that costume from taobao before the stupid animu shop that advertises on 4chan started reselling it. now it's like the token disgusting neckbeard neko costume and i bought it the moment it was sold on taobao wtfwtfwtf faggots you all burn and die reeeee
My mum was literally Stacey when she was young - at least an 8/10.
>>28092638
>I got her to show me her boobs once.
Wut
>>28093027
in my defense they were huge. I defy any man to resist that.
Objectively yes, a solid 7 I'd say.
Makes me feel good about being able to pull her.
>>28093077
Just tell the fucking story already
>>28092524
Yeah, dad still bangs her on the regular, sometimes on my old bed now that I've moved out
>>28093077
I completely understand. Also this >>28093093
My dad was a 30yo Chad impregnating a 19yo girl, my mom, and effectively dumping her shortly after.
At least I'm somewhat handsome for having a young mother and a father with good hair.
>>28093093
>>28093114
it's really not that exciting.
I was like 9 I think. I feigned ignorance to the acquisition of breastmilk. I basically asked how it came out. And when she said through nipples I was like "what?" And I just kept failing to grasp the concept until she finally showed me her boobs.
>>28093212
Well, that's clever.
>>28093494
I thought it was fuckin retarded. Even at the time. I could not believe it worked. I was 85% sure I was gonna get bitched out and in trouble but a 15% chance of success was worth it to horny young me.
>>28092524
Mum was extremely attractive in her youth and she is still good-looking and looks young, even though she's nearly 50.
Doesn't make me feel anything though, to me she's just mum
>>28093539
you never felt like a weird kind of curiosity?
I wasn't outright attracted to her, but I still wanted to see her naked.
I remember from a very young age being really curious in an inexpressible way. I was at the mall with her once and she was trying on swimsuits and I was still young enough that she brought me into the changing room with her.
>tfw there are no more mom-son stories floating around on 4chan that I haven't read before
It sucks because those stories are the only thing that get get me from flaccid to full boner without involvement of my own hand first.
>>28093872
r/incest has a decent number of them though the vast majority of them fucking suck
>>28092524
no objectively she is ugly.
Even when she was younger, I mean she was more attractive, I probably would if my young mom was just some chick from work or whatever but she was never "hot" at best average
>>28092643
Why would you buy that shit for yourself?
My mom looks young and has a hourglass body, but she's socially retarded. Unfortunately I got both from her as a male.
