Did I fuck this up guys? This sounded a lot better in my head.
>>28090818
>you're a worm I'd pluck
10/10 anon
>>28090818
at least follow it up with "i want to pluck the shit out of you"
>>28090818
Holy shit what is fucking wrong with you?
>>28090818
holy shit lmao
alpha as fuck obviously
>>28090852
But isn't that too aggressive? I don't get very many matches and don't want to scare her away
you might want send another text saying "wait that sounded better in my head" or "uh that sounded a lot better in my head"
so that she'll think you're a dork rather than creepy and threatening.
non-english fag here
i dont get the joke
>>28090818
that's actually smooth as fuck, i'd give you my worm
>>28090818
>no smiling winking face.
you messed up.
>>28090818
>You're a worm I'd pluck
poetry, good job anon. pretty sure shell have to change her pants now.
>>28090869
its already aggressive, might at well make it alpha
>>28090869
it's overdoing it to make it look less creepy.
makes you look more like a harmless retard trying to pick up a girl
or you could potentially be a creep, up to you.
you've already gone too far if you're not confident about your looks.
>>28090818
HAH
AHAHAHA
YES OP NEVER CHANGE
>>28090818
did she respond yet? if not just send her a picture of your dick
>>28090957
Not yet.
Let's hope I didn't scare her away.
I have another match who is talking to me though.
>>28091028
>sorry haha
kill urself
>>28091028
>sorry haha
you fucked up you should have waited
Here is another one I sent. It's a good, and the penis runs toward the camera very fast. I think it works as a great ice breaker!
>>28091028
should have just sent her your worm
>>28091028
>sorry haha
you made it 10x worse, no chance left. delete her and never look back.
>>28091131
You can't send pictures, just preselected gifs from some social media site.
>>28091098
>>28091114
>>28091140
sorry guys i suck at this tinder shit haha
>>28091121
how do you even get girls to match with you on tinder
you must be attractive
you should try "wanna fuck?" as a first message
>>28091028
>sorry haha
this kills the crab
>>28091153
>trying this hard for some fat bitch
there is literally nothing you could fuck up to fuck someone her size
>>28091153
then send an imgur link
btw dont actually do this just ask them if they wanna sex
>>28091153
>pray tell
girls dont pick up on ironic speaking. she's gonna think you actually talk like that
I think she is taking a liking to me.
>>28091190
Yeah bro. Now tell her about some of your others, she seems really interested.
>>28091187
>pray tell
pray
what does this even mean
is this some sort of black meme satire?
>>28091190
>its really cool
nigga stop
just say this
"so heres the deal, i want you on my bed now so i can slap those fat titties"
will work 100%
alpha as fuck OP her panties are dripping. make more bird jokes.
>>28090818
You're shit mate
>>28091210
Believe him, it works 100% of the time! Chads hate this trick!
Confirmed by an expert.
>>28091028
you just fucked up bad senpai
women don't like cucks
>>28091252
>women don't like someone they could abuse for donations and shelter
ok
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
:^)
>>28091028
>Sorry that sounded a lot better in my head haha
"That sounded better in my head" woould have been LEAGUES better
>>28091246
>>28091272
>>28091273
>>28091246
>>28091220
>>28091190
>>28091210
>>28091203
yeah hes trying way too hard for a fat chick
the fat chicks knows she is a fat chick so you can talk alpha to her cause she doesnt have the luxery of being picky
by talkign like a beta to a fat chick, you make the fat chick think you are not good enough for her and you will manage to get a fat chick not want to have sex with you which is omega
I hope she appreciates my wit.
>>28091294
Why Rubber ?
>>28091294
nigga fucking show her who's dominant now
you are so cringyworthy
who is afraid by a fat chick honestly?
just tell her the business NOW
>>28091294
tell her to come sleep in your bed
fucking easy mode dude jesus
>>28090891
In English there is an idiom that goes
>The early bird gets the worm
Which basically means people who are proactive and don't procrastinate and whatnot will reap rewards.
The joke is that OP is autistic and said
>You're a worm I'd pluck
attempting (he's probably trolling) to be alpha and say "I want to fuck you" in a less direct way, but it just sounds fucking idiotic because it has very little to do with the idiom which was already out of place for the conversation.
Guys she's back! It was just a misunderstanding
>>28091321
jesus christ i was just asking no need to be a dick about it
>>28091272
i meant sexually
her vagina went dry as sand as soon as he said sorry haha
>>28091323
Ask her to teach you the dance too
>>28091323
>Teaching a dance to my sister
It's over. Just delete her already.
>>28091323
say something like: "I would like for you to make me dance like your sister"
>>28091337
he was so nice that he gave you a full depth explanation
you retarded faggot
>>28091357
i know it was a joke
fooled ya :P
>>28091323
"yeah i dance too, over my enemies graves haha! just kidding it's nothin personnel"
followed by
"pls respond"
>>28091323
ask if her sister is hot
Girls like compliments right?
>>28091386
>>28091351
this
rolling
>>28091391
>its this easy to impress a fat girl
>>28091399
sigh...
reroll
>>28091323
>please respond
You are lost at this point. Gj
>>28091391
she looks like she loves tires
>>28091445
Don't count me out yet!
>>28091368
this is why you have no friends
(originalllllll)
Why does every faggot in this thread have to explain every joke? If I was female it would ruin the moment t.bh
>>28091391
I hope you are trolling otherwise you are the most autistic retard I have ever seen.
>this whole thread
My sides have reached orbit
>>28091158
this is an excellent way to get women not to talk to you
op be friendly and stop thinking with your dick
>>28091466
I do have friends though :)
but not as many
i only see 2 guys regulary, but i do have alot of friends of friends and friends i see like 4 times a year
and i got a gf after being single 3 years and have no sex for 3 years but thats good now
im a guy btw
>>28091391
>you are very smart you know
fuck this is hard to watch happen
you are being such a faggot right now
are you gonna turn up with roses and chocolates when you meet?
Lmaoooorigonal
>>28091391
You started so well man. Stop being such a fucking faggot and explaining all the jokes. If they're dumb hoes let them be dumb hoes.
Jesus
>>28091534
why are you talking to this manatee? don't you have any self respect? just take a quick fap and reevaluate what you're doing
stop it michael
>>28091534
how fucking vain is this girl that she can't see how backhanded the compliment was
>>28091534
dude you probably could have cum in her face by now
just send her a picture of your asshole and tell her you want her to bodyslam you
>>28091534
ask for tits already
I would appreciate if you boys would stop calling me a faggot please, I am clearly heterosexual and that's why I'm flirting with girls and not men
>>28091581
No for the love of God, please dont
>>28091458
>I hate dancing
>>28091588
>I'm flirting with girls
lol faggot
>>28091588
DUDE SHE WANTS THE FUCKING DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TAKING SO LONG AND NOW YOURE IN SUCH A FUCKING AWKWARD POSITION HOLY FUCK DUDE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW
YOU HAD SO MANY FUCKING CHANCES
>>28091588
>girls
>not planets
>>28091606
yes for the fun of it
how do I learn to emulate autism this well
>>28091588
looking for THICK girls
She thinks I'm sweeter than a poundcake
>>28091665
dude wheel her in already and give us something
>>28091665
SHIT SON you came on too strong back up a bit
>>28091588
>stop calling me a faggot please
Holy fuck, you're an autistic faggot.
gay != faggot
>>28091665
Lead to getting pictures of her ass. Are you fit or anything, would make it easier
>>28091588
>that thing
>a girl
Whatever you say, faggot
>>28091665
take a shit, take a picture and send it to her
"i made this for you"
>>28091690
this
im losing attention
what am i following this for anyone can impress a hambeast just post pics already
These are the type of fake chad threads I love
What kind of car do you think she drives?
>>28091748
HAHAHAHAHA YESS LOL I WAS GOING TO GO TO BED BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED
>>28091748
18wheeler
>>28091748
what the fuck
what the fuck have you done
>>28091748
Assuming you are not baiting, are you really sure you want that fatty?
>>28091748
in the bag
>>28091748
post results 124232
>>28091588
Now either you're autistic or you're trying to make us believe your autistic. The latter is a paradox, since you'd have to be autistic to do that in the first place.
Verdict: award-winning autism levels
I hope she does 2bh
>>28091763
I WAS LOOSING INTEREST BUT THIS HAPPENED
>>28091748
posting in an ebic bread! :-D
let the good times roll, op!
>>28091802
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhah
>>28091802
jej
ask about her sister man
>>28091802
>you literally called her a faggot
I can't even
Hecks bells, I think it's really working!!
>>28091802
>>28091748
What the fuck happened holy shit
My sides exploded
>inb4 "my brother took my phone h-haha"
>>28091748
jesus fuck man there's a reason we shouldnt use tinder
>>28091806
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP1
>>28091906
ok nigga
>>28091838
Ask her out on a date or something
>inb4 Arby's
>>28091838
moooooore
>my fucking face when this comment was unoriginal
>>28091838
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP2
I can still save this family
>>28091842
>>>
>Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)15:32:59 No.28091842 [This post has been deleted]
> >>28091813
> LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
> I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
>>28091906
>Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)15:35:55 No.28091906 >>28091921
> >>28091806
> LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
> I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP1
>>28091935
>Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)15:37:50 No.28091935
> >>28091838
> LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
> I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP2
fail
>>28091935
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP3
>>28091936
Back to the planet you fuck, this one is not responding
>>28091936
That was a close call, you fucking got it now.
>>28091948
this
post more fat
>>28091946
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP4
>>28091936
Originalahahahahaha
WHATS TAKING SO LONG POST MORE FAT BITCH I NEED TO SLEEP
I have a new one here 2bo [to be original]
QUIXK. FATFATFATFATFAT
>>28092022
NO FUCK YOU WE WANT FAT GIRL
>>28092022
Smooth as sandpaper
>>28092022
7 hr tho m8.
>>28091944
>Being this newfag
I cant even
>>28092022
charge that fucking phone, jesus christ my man
GOTTA GO FAST TBO
>>28092068
OH MY GOD IM CUMMUING
>>28092068
ask for nudes already you faggot
>>28092078
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP5
>>28092022
>Doesn't talk about himself
>"Lets talk about you"
Fucking kek
>>28092068
Charge your phone
Original
>>28091802
It's over man, you said faggot
>>28092022
If the girl takes 7 hours to respond, you shouldn't reply instantly because it makes it look like you have literally nothing else to do but wait for her to reply.
>>28092022
What are you doing on Sunday? We should go do something, like go to mass.
ZOOM ZOOM TBO
>>28092098
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP6
>>28092115
He's on a bangladeshi soil studies newsboard, he literally has nothing else to do.
>>28092125
send nudes pls respond
OP POSYT FUCIKING PICS ALREADY
>>28092125
Can you post her profile pic?
>>28092129
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP7
>>28092146
this
also is it catfish? or is it you
>>28092150
LOL NICE SPELLING FAGGOT
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP7
>>28092022
Kekekekekkekekekekek
>>28092115
But girls like guys who do things fast
>>28092163
LOL NICE SPELLING FAGGOT
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITlVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP7
>>28092137
Doesn't mean you can't act like you have something else to do. If it takes someone hours to reply, at least wait 15 minutes or something before replying back.
>>28092175
Holy shit, OP. You've singlehandedly made my morning. This is too good. Keep it up!
>>28092181
LOL NICE SPELLING NIGGER
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP3, 14
>>28092175
You are so fucking stupid
Holy shit I'm dying from laughter
>>28092175
kek
thsi is funny m
>>28092187
He has no intention to fuck them m80, he couldn't care less
>>28092198
LOL NICE SPELLING NlGGER
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP3, 14
>>28092125
FUCK THE GOLD STANDARD WE NEED THIS
>>28092175
This is some master class shitposting OP, keep it up
Fuck, that girls deleted me after the animals thing.
I guess girls don't like pranks.
>>28092228
Ah well, keep going anyways!
>>28092228
No, she likes animals. She must eat an entire pig, erryday.
>>28092228
is your profile real or catfish
>>28092228
I never watch tv, since the jews control it.
>>28092253
I'd share my pork with her
> >>28092214
LOL NICE SPELLING (YOU)
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP8
>>28092213
I know, it's just general advice.
>>28092276
LOL NICE SPELLING (YOU)
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO l CAN GO TO SLEEP8
>>28092274
Oh shit I remember your tinder threads Vagabond. You should start the series up again
>>28092274
Well, you look pretty lean though
>>28092290
LOL NICE SPELLING NEWFAG
STOP COPYING ME AND WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL TO SLEEP15
This is the most autistic attempt at flirting of all time.
You can literally send a girl a croacadile and fuck her.
Send her a crockadile emoji, shell respond, quip back with, I just passed your shittest, let's fuck.
>>28092228
the animal joke was too much for her? after all that? fucking fatties lol
>>28092298
I haven't done this in months. I might just post when I feel like it now.
I need to go to bed soon.
>>28092363
LOL NICE SPELLING RETARD
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF (YOU) RESPOND POSITIVELY TO THIS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO RAGE9
>>28092381
Please just say "number and tits" and nothing else, please
>>28092454
and if they send their number and tits tell them they've failed the test and delete them
>>28092423
LOL NICE SPELLING CIA
ALLAH REALLY WANTS TO KNOW IF BUSH MELTS STTEL BEAMS OR NOT SO I CAN GO TO BOMB911
Things are going really slow. I'm going to get something to eat and check back in. I won't be staying up much longer though.
Send the fat one a corn emoji bitches love corn emoji
>>28091936
>Do you play video games?
>She is a real prankster haha!!
Top kek, its over OP
>>28092175
Lmao. This shit is too funny OP
>>28092175
You are amazing. Thank you anon.
I wonder if she plays my JRPGs
I'm going in tbo
Is there anything more harder and boring than talking to a slut?
Smh these stacies have no self respect
>>28092655
How attractive did you make your catfish profile? How has she not given up yet?
What do you play robots?
>>28092718
Farming simulator 15
>>28092702
>more harder
Yea grammar 4U
>>28092717
You can check the archives. I've posted it in older threads. I don't have them anymore.
>>28092718
Monster girl quest
Sonohanabira
>>28092735
jap dating sims
>>28092745
rapelay
sengoku rance
>>28092718
runescape asdasfsfsdf
>>28092718
Shin Megoomi Tensay IV
Is it really this easy to hookup?
She has a nice af body too
>>28092745
Was it Chad or an average dude?
>>28092718
Catfish or not? Answeeerrr
>>28090818
hahahhahahaha
>Chad posting on /r9k/ about his tinder hook ups.
>NEETs lapping it up.
Kill yourselves normies.
Does she tbo?
>>28092821
Is this really what you interpreted this thread to be, anon? Please try harder
>>28091391
Thank you anon I feel like I'm not autistic anymore
>>28092845
BOOM! Fucking alpha
Tbo
>>28092846
I have never used tinder. I have no clue what the GUI is like - except from OPs screen caps.
Tinder is for the cancer of this society. Fuck tinder whores.
>>28092845
ask if her friend uses birth control
>>28093006
>fuck tinder whores
Literally what the site is for
>>28093049
>implying you have fucked Tinder whores.
OP WE NEED UPDATES
DOES SHE USE BIRTH CONTROL????
IS SHE DEADASS?????!?!?
>>28090818
Shit, you're back ? Thank god !
Back until I fall asleep tbo
Fucking casuals ruin everything
>>28093297
She looks hot, bigger pic?
>>28093332
nice
if it's below 1.5 send her packing
>>28093332
You summed up >>>/v/ in one image
>>28093348
>tfw I've never had an overall kdr at or above 1.5 even when I used to play all the time
Thank God for fighting games
LOL tbo
>>28093407
she mad coz her kdr < 1
>>28093407
>just because i am a womyn
BTFO'd
The gif is of a small dog walking on two legs
>>28093448
Post the fake profile picture that you are using.
>>28093473
this
hirobloooxxx
So this is what autism is like. I literally feel like I need a shower after reading op trying to be funny or clever.
The servers giving me trouble with posting things
Give me a minute
>>28093549
/v/ in a fucking nutshell
>>28091323
>pls respond
>pls respond
>pls respond
jesus fucking christ anon
>>28093473
>>28093493
guys, it's not that hard to flirt with girls on tinder even if you're an r9ker if you're moderately attractive and take a decent photo
just chill lil nigga
>>28091391
if you have the fucking balls to talk like such a sperg then just ask for some pussy already im fucking dying of cringe here OP
>>28093661
>moderately attractive
>>28093668
i aint a normie lil nigga, but maybe you'd fit in better over at wizardchan
>>28093729
Get the fuck out with your Ebonics.
>>28093729
>unattractive people should go to wizardchan
>having to defend your normiehood by saying you're not a normie
>>28093549
It just keeps on hitting and hitting my sides
>>28093332
>wii isn't a real gaming system
>gaming
haha you need help, go to church you have a disease im serious
>>28093448
Holy fuck this whole thread is a 10/10, hardest I've laughed on here in weeks
Please update us
>>28093764
>>28093761
c'mon lil nig nig
>>28090877
No that just makes you sound Omega
>>28093820
replace reddit with twitter
>>28093549
>git gud or stay in the kitchen
nice one
seriously stfu gaming is a meme, wii is a good console stop saying bullshit
everyone has different taste stfu go back to /v/ you fucking retard
>>28092175
Its just a prank bro!
Originali commenti familia
>>28093862
>not recognizing a troll post
I own a wii and found this hilarious
>>28093860
he is right
4chan is the modern day reddit
>>28093899
What?
Thats so wrong on so many levels
this /thread is fuckin gold
Just whacked off. Let's try again.
>>28093888
he wasn't trolling with the stacey
>>28093969
Fight her man. Meet at a playground and kick her ass. Or get recorded while you get your ass kicked.
>>28093969
It is indeed 2016.
>>28093969
>current year
>why don't you say that to my face and not online
>have fun being single
>kitchen, sandwich
truly MEME SUPREME
>>28093969
>using current year as an excuse
Dodged a bullet anon
>>28093975
It's just a meme bro!
>>28093969
anon it's
>CURRENT YEAR
OH FUCK SON SHE SAID IT
THE MADMAN
also kickboxing isnt a real martial art.
fucking roasted roastie
