>Buy some one a day vitamins for wellbeing
>take 2 a day instead
whos feeling /mischievous/ here?
>go through drive through
>buy large meal
>take fries out of bag
>walk inside and say they forgot my fries
>get free fries
>>28090808
absolutely devilish anon, thats pretty good
>Go to refuel car
>fill diesel car with petrol
>ha fuck you future me, you dick
>have gf of 5 years
>probably getting married soon
>post in /r9k/ anyway
>I like to feel your feels bros
>go to grocery store
>go to aisle an employee is facing
>completely fuck it up while pretending to be shopping
>throw a bunch of random shit in a cart
>collect shit from all over store
>make sure frozen food is at the bottom
>leave the cart some place and walk out of the store
>>28090754
>Cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
oregano
Grocery thread
>fill trolley with small low value items like single apples, small yogurts frozen single tendies
>go to ugly female checkout
>takes 20 minutes due to so many items
>cancel randomly some of the items
>finally finished, over $100
>"forgot my wallet it's in my car brb"
>don't have a car
>leave and come back again next week
>live with grandpa
>has 6 pack of yogurt
>says I can have half
>take 4
>old fuck has shit memory
>tell him he ate the one I took
It says to take two on the package, though.
>>28091123
im drunk and im laughing like a maniac i dont know why if find thi so funny
>>28092127
I didn't even read that on the packets. I just ate my peach yoplay light like a fatass while gramps lost this war
>>28092382
No I mean on the one a day vitamin bottles it says to take two.
>>28092407
Oh lol wrong anon. I sure feel retarded.
Bumps for more /mischief/
>be me 8 yrs old at school
>boring library reading session
>playing with catalogue computers
>old 486 things with computer-key locks on the front
>keys are taped to the back
>collect all the keys
>lock all the computers
>run onto the oval and throw the keys into long grass
>library computers don't work for two weeks
>teachers can't figure out what I did or how to blame me
>"I didn't do anything!"
>get off scott free
>computers eventually replaced
>>28090883
>respond to posts like this with REEE NORMIE Get OUT
>actually have had gfs before
>tell happy people to leave anyways
>>28090754
>go to the beach
>by french fries at the concession stand
>pour liquid laxatives on them
>put them out on a rock for the seagulls to eat
>hailstorm of bird shit pours down on all the sunbathing chads and stacies
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>>28090754
Most one a day vitamins are actually half the daily intake of vitamins. Taking two is in fact, healthier - assuming you aren't eating a lot of veg/fruit.
Jokes on you op.
