Psst! You!
You wanna ride me friend? Bitches loves men who ride horses. You want a gf don't you? Come here buddy. You need to pull my leash a bit first, give it a jerk. It is locked behind my legs.
>>28090078
Horse riding is pretty cool. You feel like you could conquer half of Europe when you're up there.
Yesterday I saw a horse licking another horse's horse blanket.
>>28090110
Wasn't my experience. My back got thrown out up there and I could not learn how to control the thing.
>>28090161
Maybe your instructors were dumbasses. I actually managed to do a little gallop on my first try. The hard part(for me) would be learning to gyrate your hips in sync with the horse so that you don't fuck up its back.
>>28090078
The second I saw this image the first thought that came to my mind was 'Jew'