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Why haven't you joined ISIS yet, robots?
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Why haven't you joined ISIS yet, robots?
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>>28090027
Cause i don't want to blow up for imaginary virgins.
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>>28090027
>hello government official
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>tfw even they probably have standards
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>>28090027
Top kek! She's trying her best to attention whore and be quirky in all the pictures like a typical girl but due to the burqa all she can do is make shocked eyes.
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>>28090027
They look cute as fuck
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>>28090104
Its fucking hilarious. Some things are just universal I guess.
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>white sperg shows up to join
>"oh really dude? Show us how serious you are by martyring yourself. If you don't want to do that, then clearly you aren't serious and we'd better kill you"

This is exactly what happened to that australian autist who joined. If you're not brown they'll tell you to kill yourself or they'll do it for you if you refuse.
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>>28090027
This is too cute.
>tfw no isis gf
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>>28090266
>This is exactly what happened to that australian autist who joined
This guy?
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>>28090027
I bet ISIS has it's own social hierarchy. Except instead of being made fun of, the beta losers get sent on suicide missions.
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>>28090027
i wonder if islam was created by ugly, woman hating men
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>>28090027
I'm not that much of an edgy contrarian.
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>>28090348
Islam was created by alpha chads.

Betas aren't even allowed to LOOK at the women while the alphas have a harem.
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>>28090348
No it wasn't, but Umar who is the Sunni second caliph and revered by them was known to be really woman-hating and ugly to such an extent that he caused some women to have spontaneous abortions out of fear of him.
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>>28090309
they are probbaly raping him 7/24
>>28090348
it was, spot on.
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>>28090027
Nice try FBI, but im not falling for your honeypot
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>>28090369
actually, islam is the just the key for beta to become an alpha.
Its the only to make a weak become strong and proud.
Everyone who becAme muslim say : I dont fear anything anymore, except God.
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>try to join ISIS
>have white skin
>get beheaded on camera
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>>28090027
I'd rather wait for the RWDS to start before I join in the RaHoWa
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>>28090348
Muhammad was a Chad.
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Being white and joining ISIS wouldn't be a good idea, unless you have some solid skills/contacts. Why not go on a shoot out and praise ISIS? they will make you a sick tribute video
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>>28090309
The absolute madman

mootblox
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>>28090561
Before God gave him the qur an, he was not.
sura al Ahzab, verse 37 :
'And you feared the people, while Allah has more right that you fear Him.'
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I would make more fun to kill them.

> Aisha waiting for Mohammed to return from the Battlefield
>mfw she will realise he got killed and is leaved alone with 5 Children
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>>28090561
Islam began among slaves, losers, debtors, and the elderly. Muhammad was constantly attacked and ridiculed during the first part of his prophethood.

Islam converts betas into greater than alphas. Instead of fearing the world and others, they fear only God. Instead of relying on the world, they rely only on God. Instead of desiring the world, they desire only God.
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>>28090391
As someone who studied Islam for 12 years, I gotta ask, where did you get this from?
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>>28090673
Muhammed was from one of the strongest familes from his people and those who joined at the beginning were his family and close friends. This is why they couldn't kill him.
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>>28090680
http://www.authentictauheed.com/2014/04/lives-of-umar-ibn-khattab-ra.html
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>>28090665
>beta fag like you killing the alpha af isis
Lmaoing @u
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>>28090719
That doesn't have anything to do what I said.

Before Islam, Muhammad was respected but he wasn't powerful. The Banu Hashim was a weaker clan as part of the main Quraysh tribe which controlled Makkah. Banu Umayya was much stronger and the Hashmites and the Banu Mutallib lost a great deal of power and wealth a couple decades before Muhammad's birth.

After he claimed that the Quraysh's gods were false and that they should only worship Allah, they began to ridicule him and stopped selling things to him. They also attempted to murder him on one occasion and then after they warred against him during his Madinan stage.

>his family and close friends
Not really. Ali and Khadija, yes, but people like Abu Bakr came later after others like Bilal and Ammar b. Yasir.
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>>28090673
this.
salam alaykoum
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>>28090332
This is actually confirmed true, that Australian loser who joined got sent on a suicide mission almost immediate.

Anyway, YPG is cooler. I wish they handed out amphetamine like candy the way Daesh does though.
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>>28090777
Banu hashim were part of quraysh, there were well known and respected.
His friends and people who joined very early were "abu baker (successful trader) " "abu dar algofari' who's caln where knwon for their cruelty in battles and no mercy.
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i don't want to hurt anyone
i don't want to burden anyone
i just want to disappear
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>>28090777
Abu baker was literally the first adult (male) to become Muslim
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they'd instantly realize I am autistic and turn me into a suicide bomber
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>>28090027
she has beautiful eyes desu
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>>28090561
How come Muhammed got to marry 19 (I think?) different women when Muslims are only allowed 4?
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>>28091622
That's not true

He only had 4, that's why the rule is 4
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>>28091883
What? Absolute lie, the prophet (pbuh) had 9 wives during the course of his life, get your facts straight
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because i hate muslims

i would gladly join a violent christian movement though
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>>28092386
>because i hate muslims
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>i would gladly join a violent christian movement thoug
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