Normies spotted 5 clicks East of our location.
Beta Squad 4 requesting assistance
P-pls respond
Pls
>>28089485
H-hi a-anon...
REINFORCEMENTS FROM OMEGA SQUAD 11 ARE EN-ROUTE
>>28089515
Roger that.
Beta Squad 2 engaging in combat with normies.
Over
spaghetti launchers loaded
ready to launch on your mark
Kilo Kilo, This is hitman actual, we have movement 2 clicks east of our potion over, break, moving in to investigate over.
We are coming close we will help you soon DEATH WITH DA JEWS
>>28089747
THIS IS HITMAN ACTUAL POSSIBLE ID ON STACEY, I REPEAT POSSIBLE STACEY IN AO OVER!
I cant do this again. I have PTSD from last time.
The tendies were dismembered and scattered all over the floor and the sauce was everywhere...the walls..the ceiling..all I see is sauce
Grinch in a mask 1, ready for deployment.
>>28089774
THIS IS HITMAN POSITIVE ID ON TARGET ENGAGING!
Grinch in a mask 2, ready captain.
>>28089774
>>28089602
We have a lock on those coordinates
fire the spaghetti
hitman actual this is danger close
i repeat danger close
>>28089795
>>28089785
HOP ON BOARD, I'LL CALL IT IN
>>28089800
SPAGHETTI IS AWAY SPAGHETTI IS AWAY
>>28089800
Roger that!-FUCK HITMAN 2-4 IS DOWN I REPEAT HITMAN 2-4 IS DOWN
>>28089810
Guys I saw... ch...ch... THEY HAVE A CHAD
This is Beta 7, we've been ambushed and are about to be overrun. I'm all that's left. Chads and Stacies on all sides. Requesting airstrike on my position.
![pic04_jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xFh4uGT.jpg "pic04_jpg[1].jpg")
>>28089827
SHIT WE HAVE WOUNDED REQUEST MEDIVAC OVER! CONTINUING TO ENGAGE OUT
>>28089843
GRINCH TEAM THIS IS BETA COMMAND
we have no signs of chad on the CHADAR please give us a sitrep asap
>>28089852
HOLD ON ANON, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HERE. JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE SHITPOSTS, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE THEM AGAIN WHEN WE GET THROUGH THIS
My comrade was looking at a picture of a 3D woman today.
I fear of normie traitors amoungst our ranks.
>>28089856
HITMAN ACTUAL THIS IS BETA COMMAND
we have no time for a medevac this mission is a go. Sit tight and just BEE YOURSELF
>Hop in, robot
>>28089852
This is Chevy 1-2 i have your request. Send coordinates over.
>>28089856
This is Alpha squad 7 closing in on your position, we have medical supplies and ammunition, stay strong soldier!
>>28089912
>Alpha Squad 7 actual picture
>>28089870
Beta command, Chad appears to be at least 6'2", play ice hockey.
Requesting some sort of sniper cover.
>>28089894
FUCK BETA WE HAVE DYING HERE-wait- THIS IS HITMAN SPAGETTI STRIKE IS SUCESSFUL I REPEAT TARGET IS NEAUTRALIZED CAN WE HAVE SOME FUCKING MEDIVAC NOW?
>>28089912
THIS IS HITMAN, THANK FUCKING GOD WE THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE SHIT
THIS IS BETA COMMAND
>>28089935
we have eyes on the chad, fall back to hitman. DO NOT ENGAGE
>>28089938
we can't risk an extraction with a chad in the area. hold out until grinch team regroups
>>28089938
Copy that,
This is Alpha Squad 7 here
We brought spaghetti by the dozens pre cooked and ready
>>28089969
BETACOM THIS IS HITMAN WE ARE RESSUPLIED AND WOUNDED IS TAKEN CARE OF THANKS TO ALPHA, BUT WE CAN'T TAKE ON A FUCKING CHAD, SUGGEST STRIKE PACKAGE ON CHAD, OVER.
Am I too late to join you guys?
This is Task Force No GF
We have confirmed a squadron of Chads with Stacy support units are at the high school Prom
We have go ahead from command to engage target
Firing anti-normie cannon
*gunfire*
No movement down there, looks like target is destroyed
>>28089969
Hitman position not looking too good. I'm looking at a manlet who's now a dwarf, I'll start gathering up the limbs for the med crew.
This is Alpha Squad 7
We've got a critical hit on the Chad, but suffered losses of memes and spaghetti, requesting Grinch squad to move in and provide additional cover fire, Over!
>>28090044
This is Hitman Actual, we've got eyes on Chad and a negative on that kill, target is still mobile out.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD?!?!?!
THIS IS BETA COMMAND TO ALL UNITS
WE HAVE JUST CONFIRMED HOCKEY PRACTICE IS OVER AND THE TEAM IS HEADING OUR WAY.
ALL UNITS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE I REPEAT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
>>28090081
You've laughed at my glasses for the last time Chad!!
>>28090084
BETACOM THIS IS HITMAN WE ARE PULLING BACK , REQUEST TACTICAL NUKE STRIKE ON INCOMING CHAD SECTION OUT.
THIS FEEL TEAM SIX
WE ARE INBOUND
ETA 30 SECONDS
I REPEAT ALL UNITS GET OUT OF THE AO
ALL UNITS EVAC NOW THIS OP IS A BUST
>>28090112
HITMAN we are waiting on the launch codes from OMEGA COMMAND, for now get the hell out of there
So many hockey chads... I'm down... going to play MMORPGs with the great Elliot in the sky now...
Good luck betas... auughhhh
>>28090128
Alpha Squad is pulling out, we suggest Grinch squad and hitman move out as well, the chads are overwhelming our barrier and throwing pucks at us!
All friendly squads, identified a group of chads and stacies having a house party over at northeast. Over
>>28090128
BETACOM, we have word that 11th missile wing is ready for orders to strike, give us the go when ever you say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZXinRwCaE
This is the medic. Show me where you feel.
BETA COMMAND THIS OMEGA COMMAND
transmitting the codes to you now
10%.........25%.........45%............66%........
wait mom what the FUCk are you doing in my room. just leave my food at the door don't ever come in here.
77%...............89%...............91%....92%
don't fucking touch that you bitch that's the internet. NOOOOOOO
95%..........97%............. transmission terminated
Role playing threads are gay as fuck. Just Smh itbqhwy.
>>28090195
HELP DOC! CHAD JUST SHOVED ME AND TOLD ME "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY"
>>28089457
BIG squad is ready, awaiting instructions?
This is Alpha Squad, we have completely pulled out, and we are headed to extraction point 0199, Over!
See to it that these normfags get nuked!!
>>28090170
>>28090197
This is the 11th missile wing, we have reports that ROBOTNORAD has been compromised, we are going on launch sequence in 5 mikes out.
>>28090210
Oh God. It's worse than I thought. Just take this zoloft and cry yourself to bed.
>>28090221
Tactical nuclear suicide unit in position.
Awaiting final confirmation.
May God save us from feels.
THIS IS BETA COMMAND
we have lost connection to OMEGA COMMAND
>>28090170
>>28090229
YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO FIRE. ABORT LAUNCH ABORT LAUNCH ABORT LAUNCH
>>28090126
>>28090205
FEEL TEAM SIX we have a mole within our ranks. smoke him out
This is Hitman, we have reached extraction point, glass those fuckers, out.
>>28090205
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE NORMIE
>>28090250
Negative, procedure states that if defense infrastructure fails during request for launch it cannot be aborted.
>>28090246
...ta t........re
....
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be..... ango ..porting
so bright
so beautiful
Turn Key on my command.
3...2...1...Mark
Launch is success
I agree
THIS IS GAMMA DELTA 7 -- CAVE SPONGE BATTALION
DO YOU COPY
THIS IS *KSCCHHRRTT* -ELTA 7
I AM PINNED DOWN AND UNDER FIRE
REQUE *KSSCHRRT* -VAC
REPEAT -- REQUESTING EVAC
OVER
>>28090295
Missile En route, ETA 30 MIKES hope you grunts get out.
>>28090297
MAYDAY
MAYDAY
WE ARE BEING ROUTED FROM OUR POSITION
RENDEVOUS AT THE FALL BACK POSITION
DAMNIT
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BETA COMMAND
>>28089457
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD
>>28090353
flying high roasting roasties from the sky
The cavalry's here boys.
>>28090373
CQ CQ, you are operating on military channel, request authentication and ID over.
>>28090297
>>28090353
GAMMA DELTA 7 THIS IS BETA COMMAND
what are you doing is this engagement. you're part of OMEGA COMMAND.
get the fuck out of my ao or you will be glass
>>28090389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
Shall we dance?
This is 11th Missile wing, telemetry states missile has entered final stage separation entering terminal phase, out.
>>28090389
THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR STAND
IN THE NAME OF DONALD TRUMP
WE WILL NOT FALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28090409
*KRRSCHHTT*
TELL MY WAIFU
*KRSSCHT*
I LOVE
*KRRSCHHHTTTT*
This is Panderson mk.1
On route to the AO.
THIS IS BETA COMMAND
there seems to be normies infiltrating this channel. BETA COMMAND is going dark. you are on your own.
BETACOM IS GOING DARK, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN repeat
BETACOM IS GOING DARK, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN repeat...
This is Hitman, i can see the MIRVS coming in from my pos
>>28090221
Must be a mole, alphas never pull out
>>28090527
Wow they look a bit co-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11e8XyUBqRQ
>>28090541
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VlruVG81w
>>28090493
PANDERSON YOU ARE TO ASSIST CAVE SPONGE BATTALION GAMMA DELTA 7
DO YOU COPY
OVER
beta zulu omega charlie whiskey squad over, ready to shoot normies on your signal i repeat waiting for signal to engage over.
>>28090205
*G*A*Y*A*S*F*U*C*K*
oc
>>28090562
THIS IS PANDERSON
WE ARE UNDER HEAVY FIRE.
WE'RE LOW ON SHELLS TOO. WE'LL BE THERE ASAP.
>>28090517
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>>28090537
FUCK OFF NORMIE INVADER ALPHA SQUAD 7 IS DOING WHAT IS NECESSARY
11th shitjug couch division reporting for doody SIR!
THIS IS BETA ZULU OMEGA WHISKEY ACTUAL, NORMIES ARE CLOSING IN HOT. FUCK THE ALL CLEAR WERE ENGAGING.
MAY OUR GBP BE HIGH AND OUR TENDIES HOT.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453500394887.webm
This is eeerrr GI Joe...err roger.....this....eerrrr....thread is gay as fuck... errrr....copy
>>28090650
FAST AS THE WIND
MY TENDIES ARE ALMOST DONE
>>28090586
>>28090571
>>28090650
>>28090671
gamma delta 7 here...
it's only me that's left...
they're closing in...
looks like asuka will have to make due without this cave sponge...
*KRRSCCHHTTTT*
KILLER KEEMSTAR ACTUAL INBOUND, CLEAR THE BLAST ZONE. REPEAT, CLEAR THE BLAST ZONE.
Looks like the autism concentration is reaching critical mass over here.
>>28090801
You forgot to say roger. They're playing make believe.
[====CLASSIFIED====]
[=====LEVEL 9=====]
Subject: one final step remaining
Lord Beta Maximilian. I am happy to present but a glimmer of good news in these darkest of times for our Beta Rebellion. Despite all the setbacks of our research I am grateful that you allowed me to continue it contrary to the criticism I and my department was mercilessly subjected to by imbeciles and ignorant fools. I am aware of the difficulties we have found ourselves in the war but I am convinced this will change soon.
The enigmatic Cipher of the Necronomicon has been broken completely. The ritual for summoning the Old Ones can now be complete and we may turn the tides of war.
There is final remaining material requirement - the ritual requires four virgin females aged 16 to be provided. I have already contacted the... intelligence - oh the irony! - division, however, the mentally handicapped rogues and drunktards seemed to ignore my requests for I refuse to believe they found difficulty in such simple mission.
I ask of you, Your Lordship, to stimulate them in securing the females needed. The Cipher was solved, surely, that last final step would be much easier.
Sir Understair Abnormie, Grand Wizard of the Omega Arcanicus division
My god this board breeds a very special kind of autism
