>finally get the chance to lose virginity
>can't feel shit through condom, therefore can't get it up
you had one job willie..
the death grip is real.
jack off less. jack off lighter. take viagra next time.
It happens. You were nervous.
>>28088939
wrong
>>28088949
wrong
it happened because you're not a man. men get erections. it's kind of their whole deal.
>>28088970
You absolute savage, I like you.
>>28088929
>saving a transparent image as jpg
>inviting this >>28089020 tripshit idiot into your thread
the lines have been crossed you must leave this place
>>28089020
I have to commend you, you really had me going there for a bit. I don't know why you've outed yourself now, but it was a good run. filtered.
Which condom did you use, OP?
>>28088929
Try having sex with a man
>>28089041
I always think it's hilarious when a non-sapient cretin on /r9k/ calls me stupid.
>>28089108
???
>>28089285
>tripfag
You are pretty fucking stupid.
>>28089285
I'm fairly sure you're smart enough to figure it out and are just being facetious, but for the benefit of other users: I at first thought you genuinely held these opinions, but that comment made it clear to me that you're only here because you enjoy making people mad. You've done a fairly good job of it too.
>>28089479
Why can't I both hold those opinions and enjoy getting /r9k/ shitheads angry?Because I do
>>28089648
Fair enough, but surely it's slightly hypocritical to criticise robots for being assholes to women/minorities when you're endorsing trying to make a guy feel like shit for something out of his control?
>>28089734
That's the thing; I don't think it's out of their control.
>>28089793
It's also in your control to not take the piss out of already very lonely, jaded people. Two wrongs don't make a right Doj.
>>28089844
I know, and I never claimed to be a good person, but at least my targets have it coming and that justifies it for myself.
>>28089858
If you've accepted that you're no better than the average robot in terms of asshole-ness, then I guess I can accept that. Personally I think that yelling at people tends to put them off your message even further, much like harsh drug laws hurt drug users.
>>28088929
>finally get the chance to lose virginity
>can get it up just fine
>can't feel shit through condom
>end up pumping away for an hour with no results
Condoms are the devil
>>28089921
Uh, no. I'll never accept that because my dickheadery is far outweighed by that of an /r9k/ manchild. I pick my targets and have sound reasoning, whereas robots hate on literally everything that aren't themselves for no reason other than to attribute their problems and failures to anything but themselves.
A robot is a menace to society at that degree, and I am not. That alone puts me way out of the league of a Robot's asshole behavior.
It might be the condom, OP. The regular condoms (size 53mm) they sell everywhere fit like 3/4 of the men. Measure your dick's circumference at the base (the point where the condoms ends), turn that into milimeters if you're an Americuck and then substract that by 2.4 (20% for tightness). If your dick is 145mm then you shoudl be getting the 60mm condoms. You're welcomed.
>>28089953
Well firstly thats a pretty massive generalisation, but lets assume its true. If robots keep to themselves and hate outsiders for whatever reason, is that really a danger to society, or even an issue at all? It seems to me that if that were the case then it would be you in the wrong.
>>28090064
Considering there's been multiple shootings attributed to /r9k/, all the while the inhabitants continue to edge each other on to do a shooting of their own, yes, they are a menace to society.
The idea of a lone robot isn't a danger, but when you have an echo chamber where multiple people of the same mindset validate each others' shit behavior, this will permanently shape these people into believing it's the right thing to do.
Fucking with condom means you weren't gonna lose your virginity anyways. Why do people think they aren't virgins if they have only fucked with condom? You are still a virgin, you fucked rubber, not a woman.
>>28090083
How would you go about remedying that situation then? Because if you're here just to make people mad then you're literally contributing to their mindsets. If you actually cared about people dying in robot mass shootings then you wouldn't be here trolling right now.
>>28090083
You are autism personified.
>>28090147
>How would you go about remedying that situation then?
Either delete /r9k/ or install a proper moderation team and kill off any manchild culture. Sadly neither of those things are going to happen, so I might as well keep doing what I'm doing.
>>28090148
You too.
>girl begs me to let her blow me
>okay
>she's fucking awful at it
>she's really sensitive so i sit there for like 45 minutes trying as hard as i can to cum and finish
>can't do it
>just finally tell her to stop and say "i can't cum from blowjobs"
the worst part is that she kept trying to give them and i just didn't have the heart to tell her that she sucks.
>>28090254
teach her you fuckwit
>>28090227
thats an extremely shortsighted and naive way of looking at it. Do you really think that by taking away a place of discussion the "manchild culture" as you put it will go away? It would simply migrate elsewhere. The only way to bring about meaningful change in cultures is to actually change opinions.
>>28090334
>teach her you fuckwit
no i got rid of her a long time ago because i found out she was secretly a tumblr feminazi SJW and was hiding it from me.
>>28090334
>It would simply migrate elsewhere
Which is fine considering 4chan is the only very public place where a community like this could survive. They'll probably go to 8gag or wizchan, which is completely unknown to the majority of people, meaning there will never be a steady enough stream of new users for the ideology to survive.
It's the perfect solution and not shortsighted at all.
>>28090354
she was probably doj :P
>>28090398
lol, if shootings are actually your concern then you should probably know that only a tiny fraction of these kinds of shooters have any awareness of /r9k/ at all. This "ideology" isn't a group of people coming to a conclusion together, it independently forms in troubled young men regardless of what online community they do or do not browse. I'd rather not isolate it and radicalise it, instead I'd focus on helping.
>>28090459
I'm not a feminazi or an SJW though, but I'm okay with being labeled Tumblr.
>only a tiny fraction of these kinds of shooters have any awareness of /r9k/ at all
Just like "a tiny fraction of muslims are terrorists", right? It doesn't justify anything. This place is a breeding ground for scum and as such needs to be dissolved.
>focus on helping
I actually tried helping but they're so far gone they actually get angry when you reach out to them. It's a nice idea and all, but it's impossible to accomplish.
>>28090508
The muslim thing doesn't really work. If I were saying "only a tiny fraction of /r9k/ are school shooters, but all school shooters are from /r9k/" then it would be applicable, but this is slightly different. It'd be like if a whole variety of religions were blowing up buildings and I said that it wasn't right to focus solely on islam. But thats beside the point, my main point is that by trolling here you are clearly not concerned with the victims of shootings, as you yourself are deliberately aggravating people. If helping were a lost cause as you say, then it would be your moral duty to just leave.
>>28090254
Kind of have a similar problem but opposite
>Gf is really good at blowing me
>Doesn't use her hands at all
>I just can't cum from it but it feels amazing
>She gives up in the end then finishes me by hand
>Want to cum in her mouth so bad
>>28090635
>It'd be like if a whole variety of religions were blowing up buildings and I said that it wasn't right to focus solely on islam
That's the thing though, terrorism isn't restricted to just Islam, just like school shooting isn't restricted to /r9k/. My point is that both are breeding grounds for their respective issue of terrorism/school shootings.
>by trolling here you are clearly not concerned with the victims of shootings, as you yourself are deliberately aggravating people
Claiming I don't care about innocent people dying at the hands of troubled autists because I make fun of said autists is a complete strawman and you know it.
>it would be your moral duty to just leave
I already said that I never claimed to be a good person, though.
That is a undisputable proof that you are a faggot.
>>28090749
Well lets take that analogy a step further then; if you were to destroy every mosque in the US, do you think that would be an effective method of addressing terrorism? Of course not.
I wouldn't call it a strawman, more of a moral hypothetical. Obviously you care very deeply about the couple of people who have died at the hands of robots, because you've clearly got a bone to pick with this board.
You did say that you were a better person than robots however.
>>28090888
>Well lets take that analogy a step further then; if you were to destroy every mosque in the US, do you think that would be an effective method of addressing terrorism? Of course not.
I actually do think that Islam is a violent ideology that has no place in today's world and should be destroyed completely.
>I wouldn't call it a strawman, more of a moral hypothetical. Obviously you care very deeply about the couple of people who have died at the hands of robots, because you've clearly got a bone to pick with this board.
No, I don't really care about those who died at the hands of robots, but that doesn't mean I don't disapprove of robot behavior judging by my own moral compass. I just hate these people because they're entitled and delusional and I think it's disgusting behavior.
>You did say that you were a better person than robots however
Yes. I view robots as sewage, vermin, cancer, trash, the lowest of the low. Even I am not self loathing enough to put myself beneath that.
>thread about a guy failing to cum in his first time
>discussion derails to terrorism and islam
help
>>28091124
I'm sorry guy, I'll be off shortly. The thread really should have ended here >>28090057 anyway.
>>28091103
Thats a fairly extreme view, there is definitely a moderate, secular side to islam that would absolutely despise you for that.
>entitled
heres where you lost me. I don't know what robots you've been talking to, but I'll copypasta this dude in another thread:
>The idea is that when a man feels hurt or frustrated because he's been denied sexual affection, it's because he felt he was denied something he has some fundamental right to. After all, if the man realized he had no right to such a thing, he would happily accept his lot with a complacent smile on his face, resigned to his place as one of Nature's sad mistakes.
>This is nonsense of course. As a person, every man feels the desire and need for sexual affection. When such a fundamental desire is frustrated, it hurts. It has nothing to do with the notion that he has been cheated of something owed to him. The hurt is a far simpler, far more visceral one.
But anyway, I can see that your mind is made up. Its past 1am where I am and I've listened to everything I wanted to. As I go I'd just like to ask that you don't judge robots too quickly; /r9k/ is not one person.
>>28091451
I understand where you're coming from but I feel like sexual urges are tamable as we as human beings have evolved beyond primitivity.
I honestly don't even judge too quickly, I just generalize. There's robots I talk to on Skype who are just fine lads and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart on the board itself.
Have a good night.
