Who's the best Daedric Prince to worship?
Is that even a question?
The god of rape obviously
>>28088648
Azura. I want to lick her toes while she's flogging me for bein a sinner
>>28088648
Molag Ball, dominantion turns me on my negros
My life for Hermaeus Mora and Sheogorath.
>>28088648
molag motherfucking bal
Nyggafag, the Daedric Prince of Autism.
>>28088648
>not embracing nocturnal
it's like you niggers don't even steal
>>28088648
Hircine duh.
>tfw you will never hunt werewolves under the bloodmoon
After reading Azura and the Box, it's hard to care about any of them. On an unrelated note, I do have a soft spot for the Missing Creator.
The mad god
I want Azura to peg me.
>>28088969
This. Sheogorath is the only answer.
Sheogorath my nigga
mad god is mad based.
cheese for everyone!
>>28088648
Sheogorath is the only correct answer
Which one will save me from this horrible depression and give me a reason to live.
>>28089420
The daedric prince of drug abuse and tulpamancy?
>>28088648
> Jyggalag
> Sheogorath
> Molag Bal
Any other answer is objectively wrong
>>28088648
what are the advantages if you worship any of them?
>azura
gives you oracle advice and guidance because she can predict the future.
>boethia
lets you drop normies and be a devious prick without repercussions.
>Hermeus Mora
granting hidden knowledge
>Hircine
thrill of the hunt and turning you into a furry
>Sheogorath
gift of madness, cheese for everyone, and he seems like a nice daedric lord but only compared to the rest.
>Sanguine
be drunk and fuck bitches all day long
don't know about the rest.
>>28088648
Hermaeus Mora
>>28088672
Fucking this, I want to nibble and lick her cute daedric feets
molag every day
>>28088648
Mehrunes dagon would be nice but the risk is pretty high
So I'd say molag bal
>you'll never go on a night of debauchery that ends up in a giant bloody orgy and dead people with based Sanguine
>you'll never high-five Molag Bal as you're spitroasting some crying nord whore and turning her into a double vampire
>you'll never get lost in the libraries of the Old Knocker trying to understand the fundamental truth of all being
>Sheogorath won't ever laugh and pat you on the back as you watch your navel unravel and your guts spill out, giggling in ecstasy of pain and madness
>you'll never experience the real thrill of the hunt with your buddy Hircine with his tall tales of game long gone
Just fucking kill me. I wish I lived in the TES world even if by all accounts it's pretty shit.
Azura of course. Or Molag Bal
Mephala
>>28089458
Azura probably wouldn't give you advice unless it benefited her. S/he is immensely selfish and only cares for the 'dunmer', who she created in the first place by cursing their race after they insulted her.
All daedra are twats at the end of the day.
>>28089420
The daedric prince of being an absolute madman.
