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will you say yes, robots?
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will you say yes, robots?
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>>28088334
Being divorced is a red flag but considering that I literally don't care about myself anymore I definitely would.
Human trash like me would never even get a chance, though.
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YES YES YES YESY EYE$SUAYGAREYSYTTES TEYARUGYSUSFH ARGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Yes ;_;

tfw no successful business woman wife
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>girl wants to marry me
>bought a ring for me
>got down on her knew and proposed to me
>wants me to be her house husband

There is literally no reason to say no, I'd be the best house husband I could desu
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Sauce?
Please desu
original
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>>28088334
>mfw this will never happen to any of us
>tfw muted for 2 atoseconds for unoriginal posting
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>>28088334
Putting this scenario in front of a bunch of lonely robots is just cruel.
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>>28088416
did you try iqdb?
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>a christmas cake will never rescue me from my life and make me her house husband
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>>28088857
of course i did
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If I could be a house husband NEET I would be willing to put up with quite a lot.

10 years older than me? Fine. Have a kid and want me to watch it while you work? Fine. Want to have a kid with me (even though I don't want any) and have me take care of it while you work? Fine.

Only thing I wouldn't be willing to be is a literal cuck. Because not even the NEET life is worth that shit.
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implying anyone wants me
pfft
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Google shows nothing.
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>>28088921
>>28088904
>>28088857
>>28088416
>tfw 1 click and found sauce
>downloaded it too
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>>28088334
That is cruel, OP. You know robots will probably never find someone like that
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>>28089006
give it to us m80
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>>28089036
Fucking hurry up and kill yourself for real this time you fucking failure useless waste of oxygen you literally aren't worth the space you occupy fucking mongoloid retard
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>best 'job' in the world
>someone who really likes you a lot
>couldn't find a nice person in life and has really considered the subject deeply
God yes. I'd say yes and then hug her until she's knocked out, unless she complains.
Why is this just in hentai?
Why can't there be a romatic manga or romatnic anime about this? Why can't I just be allowed to dream?
>>28089044
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/897478.html
Page 3.
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>>28089036
hoi, I need to ask you a question. Do you have Skype or a throwaway email?
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>>28089094
I'll do what tripfags do and respond to everyone that gives me a (You)

>>28089114
[email protected]

I might go to bed soon
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>>28088334
Wait, so she'll support me financially and i get to fuck around the house? Plus she's got big honkers?
Hell to the fuck to the yes.
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>>28089106
thanks man.
if i find a translation ill post it here i guess
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>>28088904
and you didn't click on saucenao,you are a dumb ass
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>>28089106
>>28089175
>when i find a translation
You don't have to.
Found a translation
http://exhentai.org/g/925496/81dfadf947/
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>>28089175
http://exhentai.org/g/925496/81dfadf947/
?!
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>>28089145
sure thing, I sent the email now
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>>28088334
just bruh.
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>>28089180
>>28089205
>>28089210
this comment is 0.00001 per cento originalo
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>>28088334
Christmas cakes and stories like this... we can have it only in the 2D universe.
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>>28088334
Though it's a shame it involves a married woman, cheating, and she uses the guy only to get herself pregnant... meh, I prefer pure Christmas cakes.
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>>28088334
I'd probably be tsundere about it
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>>28089312
>a baby
Oh my lord this is too good.
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>>28089334

oh lord. oh god. oh megaman
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>househusband
Fuck no.
Despite my state i have some vestige of pride.
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>>28089410
>pride
I bet you're a Slav.
Nothing to be proud of, being a wagecuck.
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>>28088334
i dunno
im planning to get out of society so i dont know how that would work with a COW Career Orientated Woman
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>>28088334
it's my ideal life honestly....
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>>28089312
>>28089334
It's not a christmas cake if she has a husband. A cc is virgin.
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>>28088334
God this would be perfect.
>Cook us big /fit/ breakfasts every morning
>Kiss her goodbye as she leaves for work then drop the kids off at school
>Cut my hours at work down to maybe 3 or 4 hours a day - with my successful qt waifu paying the mortgage and keeping food on the table I'll be free to spend the 70k I'm earning on luxuries and holidays.
>Enough free time to focus on the gym, cooking good food and pursuing my hobbies
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>>28089772
I almost had a thing with an older japanese woman. I turned her down as she had big teeth.

Anyway, it's really easy and common but if you don't speak Japanese it's hard. Luckily I speak both Japanese and Mandarin.

Any woman over the age of 27 and not married (because they focused too much on their career) is seen as worthless trash in Asia so whitey who doesn't care about it as much can sweep these wealthy women up if they so wish.
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>>28089312
>>28089334
You should storytime this, because I'm on my phone and don't feel like fucking with the cookies so I can browse SadPanda.
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>>28089576
>I bet you're a Slav.
What does it have anything to do with not wanting becoming a househusband?
I wouldn't mind, if not for my disgust towards 3DPD.

>>28089733
Indeed, not pure at all. I prefer real Christmas Cakes as well, like sensei from yahari.
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>>28089976
You don't need SadPanda for it
http://nhentai.net/g/161688/106/
But just like other anon said, it's not Christmas cake, they fucked it up by making her already married.

Real Christmas Cake sensei is pure like pic related.
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>>28089335
>it's not like I want to be your husband baka!
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that hurts OP and you know it
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I'm sure there's a catch, but hey at least I can take half of her stuff if she divorces me.
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>>28088334

This is literally one of my fantasies, just with more cruel milf dom who gives lots of cuddles afterwards and less desperation.
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>>28090071
Sensei is best christmas cake.
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>>28088334
Yes. I would immediately get as fit was I was in my late teens and re-enter chad just for her. Any moment I was not fixing up the house/cleaning it/manhandling and servicing her, I would live in the fucking gym. I would manicure myself constantly.

I would attain the body of a greek god and purposely show myself off to all the women who couldn't have me. I would go outside and do yardwork in boxer shorts and water the lawn like that every day as all the cars left for work.
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>>28091839
jfc
i wish you were gay
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>>28091839
I'm already /fit/ like that. Just waiting for my christmas cake to come swoop me up.
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>tfw know that feel
>tfw said yes
>tfw took her last name too

We're happy though.
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>>28088416
http://exhentai.org/g/925496/81dfadf947/
here ya go friend. I would recommend downloading the exhentai extension for 4chan, it lets you auto search any image you find on here and also makes all exhentai links clickable
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