>Just used bathroom
>No Ass paper
>Going to have to clean ass in shower
>Procrastinating
>Longer I wait, The drier the shit on my buttcheeks gets
I did it r9k
I motherfucking did it
>>28087793
Paper can't get rid of it all anyway.
I shower whenever I can after taking a shit, otherwise there will always be leftovers even if the paper looks clean.
>>28088232
>he doesn't wet the paper
>>28087793
This reminds me of when I was so poor I stole toilet paper from public places
>>28088232
how often do you shower holy OREGINEAL shit
>>28088232
same here, i always shit in the morning and shower afterwards, fuck walking around with a shitty but your whole day
>tell myself "just 1 good eating day and its all smooth sailing from there... just one day to start it
>go downstairs and eat until im sick
>its been this way for 2 years
Hooray!
>>28088270
OP here. I only poop once a week but a shower cleaning makes my butthole itch
>>28088247
I do if it's close to the sink actually. It doesn't get all of it but it's damn close.
>>28088256
I just wash the ass off, you don't have to wash your entire body.
>>28088270
>fuck walking around with a shitty but your whole day
tfw there are tons of pretty girls walking around with a shitty ass.
>someone calls toilet paper "ass paper"
>cuticles chip up due to dry weather
>nobody makes good threads
>>28088495
>doesn't use an anus vacuum
Gtfo
It's the cleanest way and gets rid of everything
>>28088354
>"I've done it before, I can do it again
>"It's not even hard"
>the next day "If I stop eating chips I am going to die"
