>"uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon, mommy says there is a special girl for every boy"
>>28087446
>>"uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon, mommy says there is a special girl for every boy"
Because auntie anon died you fucking insensitive cunt
>>28087446
your mommy's a dumb bitch
>>28087446
Your mother was a liar even in her youth. Take what she says with a grain of salt, my niece.
>>28087446
Because your mum is lying kid. Life is cruel and centered around luck. You need to be born lucky to live a good life.
Good genetics or rich parents are all that matters in this unjust world. So go tie down a spoiled rich boy so your kids will have a chance in life.
Uncle anon enjoys his life. Your mommy and daddy resent each other and especially you.
>>28087446
Quit bogarting my joint, you little shit.
Nice dog turd earrings, too.
Your mommy lied you fucking cunt.
uncle anon grew up in a time and place where white males who didn't imitate their peers to a T were ostracized.
You now realize that you're going to grow up to be the creepy uncle and everyone is going to think you're either gay or a pedo
>>28087446
Because you're my special girl, kiddo.
>>28088464
This would only be a concern if my entire family didn't alienate me :)
>>28087503
>Good genetics or rich parents are all that matters in this unjust world
God dammit. What I am suppose to do then. Jesus Christ fuck this world
>>28087446
mommy lied
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>>28088570
I WILL NOT FUCK THIS WORLD MY CHILD
>>28088464
>You now realize that you're going to grow up to be the creepy uncle and everyone is going to think you're either gay or a pedo
I'm 28 and I can feel it already.
>>28087446
...she was lying.
>13yo sister
>already smokes like a chimney and had maybe a dozen boyfriends
>meanwhile i'm 25yo kv neet
What the fuck man.
>>28088464
Holy shit that must be photoshopped.
>>28088464
disgusting whore.
pic related. her.
>>28088598
Better become the estranged relative. why suffer through meeting them if they regard you as trash?
>>28087446
Why the fuck do you talk like a four-year-old?
>>28088647
I already do that, I meet them very rarely.
>>28088464
Funny you should say that.
>scumbag single mother cousin starts living with me and my parents because she's homeless
>kid is literally a little adhd ridden psycho who manipulates his mom to believe anything he wants her to
>little starts saying he was diddled but not by whom
>who was the prime suspect?
>not her equally scumbag druggie chad bf, of course
>not the other criminal scumbags she sucks for meth, of course
>NOPE, it must have been the creepy loser cousin who never leaves his room, talks too quietly, and doesn't have a gf!
>everybody starts talking shit about me
>parents don't even talk to me anymore
>get tested for DNA
>pigs find a DNA match with cousin's chad bf (surprise, surprise)
My parents and scumbag cousin tried to apologize but I didn't accept their apologies.
>>28087446
There is not even one girl who is special, let alone billions. Mommy means that sometimes a girl is too tired or lazy to report a boy's rape of her, and then she might move into his house and use all his shit. Until the boy becomes enraged enough from the sticky period blood fingerprints all over everything that he kills her, the boy and girl coexist in the same place, living in kind of a stasis punctuated by intermittent rapes and beatings. That's what mommy calls "love."
>>28088706
I know those wretched feels.
It's like, because I'm virgin neet I'm the most evil and vile creature on the world and prime suspect for every evil. When in fact iIm exactly the opposite and always seek to do things the LG way.
Maybe this place is Hell after all. Would explain everything.
>>28088706
tell me this isnt real
>>28088706
>kid is adhd psycho
I've seen two single moms with lone sons and both were perfectly fitting this description.
It can't be a coincidence?
>>28088706
>>little starts saying he was diddled but not by whom
>>pigs find a DNA match with cousin's chad bf (surprise, surprise)
What did he do exactly?
>>28088790
he DNA'd into the kid's butt, what do you think?
>>28088812
That Chad must have had a really tiny dick to do that tho.
>>28088790
he diddled little's fiddle
>>28088840
Nah, he probably tore his asshole while he screamed in pain. Not uncommon for sexual abuse
>>28088840
there are more ways than anal penetration to get semen into someone's butt.
>>28088706
Not sure I am getting this. You were accused of raping a little boy? Tell me this isn't real.
>>28088888
quints of the anal rapist
>>28088888
Gr8 8 m8 I r8 8/8
I want to bump this thread so we can share "weird uncle" feels
