You can get $100,000 dollars but the downside is, for the next month, every day for one hour you must read to children.
Is it worth it?
>>28087385
Of course it's worth it, why wouldn't it be?
>>28087385
>several years worth of money for one month of incredibly easy work
Sure. I'm shitty at reading aloud, but who even cares for that money.
you get the girl of your dreams, however first you must go horseback riding twice a week for 30 minutes a day for one week.
would you?
>>28087385
They look like an OK bunch, there's only 2 little tyrones.
It's a deal.
>>28087457
>$100,000
>several years
I will do it for free, so I can teach that little fuckers some good /pol/ shit
>>28087470
Twice a week for one week? So, twice?
Sure!
>>28087904
Good morning, boys and girls, today we'll be reading a wonderful story called "Mein Kampf". Can anyone tell me what is a Kampf?
>>28087385
YES
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
I'LL EVEN BRING SNACKS AND REFRESHMENTS
>>28087385
30hrs work @$100k, thats easy work
>>28087385
I WOULD READ TO CHILDREN FOR MINIMUM FUCKING WAGE.
I CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT.
I CAN HAVE NOTHING.
>>28087470
What the fuck kind of stupid hypothetical is this?
>>28087526
not all of us were given jobs by mommy and daddy
>>28087385
Sure, easy money for minimal work.
>>28087385
why are you asking this?
blox
>>28087385
ez peezy lemon squeezy
I'd do it for as low as $90,000
>getting paid to read
I can finally make a dent in the Dostoyevsky books I purchased a few months ago
>>28087385
sorry, my schedule's kinda full. i've got a five-page paper due in a month and i haven't even started.
Your scenario doesn't say the kids need to listen. Just sit there, drone on for an hour while the little shits fingerbang each other or whatever kids these days do, and collect your money.
Alright let's do this
>pulls out principia mathematica
This a joke nigga?
I'd do that for less
Much much less
>>28087385
I would do it for free
>>28087470
FREE
>>28087385
I'd even do it for $10,000.
>>28090430
Throw in 1,000 extra for each niglet and you got a deal Mr.Shekelstein.
>you get one million dollars
>your best friend dies
Which one would you choose?
